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Daniel Howell 6M subscribers N/A YouTube↗


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Spanish Zozo.
German Nele Brng
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This week on the internet support group...
Tento týden na Internetové podpůrné skupině...
I recently realised something that is probably one
Nedávno jsem si uvědomil něco, co je pravděpodobně jedna
of my biggest flaws as a human being.
z mých největších slabostí.
I care too much about other peoples' feelings.
Příliš se zajímám o pocity druhých
Now hear me out, okay?
Teď mě vyslechněte, dobře?
What I mean is in situations where I probably shouldn't,
Myslím tím, že v situacích, ve kterých bych pravděpodobně neměl,
I let other peoples' feelings affect me too much.
se příliš nechávám ovlivňovat emocemi ostatních lidí.
I feel personally responsible when other people are bored.
Cítím se osobně zotpovědný za to, že se ostatní lidé nudí.
A friend'll say "Everybody come to my place tonight, it'll be awesome!"
Přítel řekne: "Všichni dnes večer přijďte ke mně, bude to skvělé!"
But you get there, and it's really frickin boring.
Ale vy tam dorazíte, a je tam neskutečná nuda.
They didn't have anything planned, they didn't even bother
Nemají nic naplánovaného, ani se neobtěžovali
to, y'know, put some Doritos in a bowl.
dát do mísy nějaké Doritos.
Now, even though the fact that everyone is bored has
I když to, že se všichni nudí
absolutely nothing to do with me,
se mnou nemá absolutně nic společného,
I will feel personally responsible for how much fun everyone is having.
cítím se zodpovědný za to, jak moc se ostatní baví.
And it's awful.
Je to strašné.
*sighs*
*sighs*
*sighs*
"Okay, I'm gonna get snacks."
"Dobře, přinesu něco k snědku."
"Oh, you don't need to do that-"
"To nemusíš-"
"I'm going."
"Jdu."
"Now dance."
"Teď tancujte."
"Huh?"
"Have fun."
"Bavte se."
"Um,"
"More fun."
"Víc se bavte."
"Eat them."
"Sněz je."
"But I'm not hungry."
"Ale já nemám hlad."
"DO I LOOK LIKE I'M GIVING YOU A CHOICE?!"
"VYPADÁM SNAD JAKO BYCH TI DÁVAL NA VÝBĚR?"
*cries*
*cries*
I don't know, but it's like I'm some emotional sponge
Je to jako bych byl nějaká emoční houba
made of biscuits that gets soggy from peoples' emotions
vyrobená ze sušenek, která je nasáklá lidskými emocemi
and crumbles apart
a která se rozpadá
what the fuck is this metaphor?
Co je to sakra za metaforu?
Basically, less like:
Jednoduše, ani ne takhle:
and more like:
Spíš takhle:
Also, whilst I love being happy for people and giving,
Také, i když jsem šťastný za ostatní,
I am very easily jealous of other peoples' success.
velmi jednoduše začnu žárlit na úspěchy ostatních lidí.
As a kid, I was like:
Jako dítě jsem byl takový:
"Mum, give me an Xbox!"
"Mami, dej mi Xbox!"
"Er, you should buy grandma this book, because she'd
"Měl by jsi babičce koupit tuhle knížku,
really like it and that would make her happy."
protože se jí bude líbit a udělalo by jí to radost."
"I don't care, I hate grandma!"
"To je mi jedno, nesnáším babičku!"
Whereas now, it's almost completely the opposite of that.
Zatímco teď je to skoro úplně naopak.
"Oh, what's this?"
"Co to je?"
"It's for you."
"To je pro tebe."
"Um, it's not my birthday."
"Já nemám narozeniny."
*nervous laugh*
'Oh yeah, you open that gift.'
'Jo, otevři ten dárek.'
"Oh, it's some socks."
"Jsou to nějaké ponožky."
"Do you like them?"
"Líbí se ti?"
"Erm,
"Ehm,
yeah, I guess."
asi ano."
"Oh yeah you do."
"Jasně že jo."
"Huh?"
"Oh, I can see how much you like them."
"Vidím, jak moc se ti líbí."
"Er, Dan, you're scaring me."
"Dane, děsíš mě."
"PUT ON THE SOCKS!"
"OBLEČ SI TY PONOŽKY!"
But even though it's stupid, and I mean
A i když je to hloupé, a tím myslím
totally stupid,
naprosto hloupé,
I can't help but be like:
Nemůžu si pomoct abych nebyl takový:
"My son Timmy is so talented,
"Můj syn Timmy je hrozně talentovaný,
he's only seven and he's Grade 2 piano."
je mu teprve sedm a je na druhém stupni ve hře na piáno."
'Ugh, I hate Timmy, I'm worthless compared to Timmy!
"Nesnáším Timmiho, oproti němu jsem bezcenný."
Why am I even bothering to be alive!'
"Proč vůbec žiju?"
"You okay?"
"Jsi v pořádku?"
I don't know, it's something that I need to work on,
Nevím, je to něco na čem musím zapracovat,
but it's definitely not good for being on YouTube.
ale rozhodně to není dobré když jste na youtube.
*snazzy tunes*
"Oh, why do I even bother, I'm so useless and insignificant."
"Proč se vůbec snažím, jsem tak bezcenný a bezvýznamný."
This can be applied to a range of scenarios, such as:
"To může být aplikováno na řadu scénářů, jako třeba:
"Oh wow, I got an A in German!"
"Wow, dostal jsem jedničku z němčiny!"
"Oh, I want an A in German."
"Já chci taky jedničku z němčiny."
"Dan, you don't even do German."
"Dane, ty se němčinu ani neučíš."
or:
nebo:
*sighs*
"What's wrong?"
"Co se děje?"
"I'm on the phone to this company and they're being really annoying."
"Telefonuju s touhle společností a jsou vážně otravní."
"Give me the phone."
"Dej mi ten mobil."
"Why?"
"Proč?"
"Oh, I'm gonna f*ck them up."
"Já si to s nimi vyřídím."
So yeah, I think need to cut the crap, seriously.
Tekže, myslím, že s tím vážně musím skončit.
Because it's not heathy, and
Protože to není zdravé
I need some emotion-supressing pills or something like that.
a potřebuju nějaké prášky na potlačení emocí, nebo něco takového.
Well, y'know, just a bit
Víte, jen trochu
I don't wanna become some completely stoic plank of wood,
nechci se stát nějakým bezcitným dřevěným prknem,
'cause, er
'protože, no
I imagine that'd be quite inconvenient in some scenarios.
dokážu si představit, že v některých situacích by to bylo dost nevhodné.
"Dan?"
"Dane?"
"What?"
"Co je?"
"I've been stabbed in the chest and I'm literally
"Byl jsem pobodám a vážně
dying right now. Can you please call
teď umírám. Mohl bys prosím zavolat
an ambulance?"
sanitku?"
"Yeah, well, I would, but I'm trying to work on not getting
"Jo, no, mohl bych, ale snažím se nebýt
too emotionally invested in people."
tak emocionálně závislí na lidech."
*sighs*
*gurgling*
So I've just opened up about quite a bit,
Takže jsem se vám právě svěřil s docela hodně věcmi,
but what about you? Y'know,
ale jak jste na tom vy?
are you easily jealous? Do you feel responsible for how
Jste žárliví? Cítíte se zotpovědní za to
other people feel or are you just like:
jak se ostatní lidé cítí nebo jste spíš jako:
'Deal with it, you twat!'
'Prostě se s tím vyrovnej!'
Tell me in the comments if you have any opinions or stories and then
Dejte mi v komentářích vědět vaše názory a příběhy, pokud nějaké máte
I might feel a bit less weird and so might you.
mohl bych se pa cítit trochu míň divný, a stejně tak i vy.
But yeah, please give me a good thumbing if you enjoyed this
Dejte mi prosím "lajk" pokud jste si tohle video užili
and I will see you next Thursday.
a uvidíme se příští čtvrtek.
Have a good week!
Mějte se hezky!
It's the 'subscribe to Dan' song,
Oh yeah!
Click this box to subscribe to Dan's videos,
to be told when he makes a new one.
It's totally free, and
this doesn't even rhyme.
I'm so sorry everyone, I am a disgrace to mankind.
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