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Norwegian Manager Magolor
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- (man) Hey! "Do-nut" touch my donut!
ドーナッツ（Do not）　タッチ　マイ　ドーナッツ（Donut）
- (Ian) SHUT UP!!!
SHUT UP!!!
- (boss) And when you're out there with your clients,
そしてクライアントと話をつけるときは
remember it's about the bottom line and it's never about people.
契約だけに集中しろ。人のことは気にするな。
Right? Let's get rockin' and rollin', team!
いいな？ロックンロールなチームにしようじゃないか！
Huh? Got a tight deadline.
締め切りは早いからな。
- Um, does anybody want the last donut?
あの、最後の1個のドーナツ、誰か食べる？
- I'm good. - I had way too many.
僕はいいよ。 俺はたくさん食べたし。
- I'm stuffed.
もう腹いっぱいだから。
(silence)
♪ (tense music) ♪
- (thinking) Somebody's gotta eat this last donut.
（とにかく誰かがこのドーナツを食べなきゃならない。
It-It just can't sit there.
ただ座ってるわけにはいかないでしょ。）
- (thinking) I really want it, but I've already had, like, five.
（正直食べたいんだけど、もうだいたい5個くらい食べたし。
I can't let these guys think I'm a pig.
みんなにブタだって思われたくないし。）
- Noah's such a f*cking pig.
（ノアはもうクソみたいなブタだよ。）
- (thinking) If I play just it cool, these guys will for sure let me have it.
（冷静に振舞えば、みんな私に食べさせてくれるはず。
I mean, I'm the only girl.
この中で、女は私だけだからね。）
- (thinking) I want to eat it, but my pants are way too tight.
（食べたい。でもパンツがすごくきつい。
F*ck you, fashion!
このくそパンツめ！）
- (thinking) How do you spell donut?
（ドーナツってどう書くんだっけ？
Is it D-O-NUT, or is it D-O-U-G-H-NUT?
DONUTだっけ？DOUGHNUTだったっけ？）
- Hey, guys, you think I can get my donut?
ねえ、みんな、わたしのドーナツ食べてもいい？
(all) NO!!!
（全員）ダメだ！
- (timidly) That's my do-- I ordered a donut.
いや、それわたしのド… わたしが注文したやつ…
- (thinking) Jesus! Go away, Janis!
（ああもう！あっち行け、ジャニス！）
- (thinking) I mean, get a clue, Janis!
（まったく邪魔するなよ、ジャニス！）
- (thinking) Why in the hell does she always smell like soup?
（なんであの女はいつもスープみたいなにおいがするんだ？）
- (thinking) Oh my god!
（マジかよ
Dude, I thought I was the only one that noticed that!
それ気づいたの俺だけかと思ってた。）
- (thinking) I've never even seen her eat soup.
（彼女がスープを食べてるの見たことないけど。）
- (thinking) Maybe she sleeps in some sort of soup bath?
（たぶんスープ風呂のなかで寝てたんじゃないか？）
- (thinking) That's ridiculous. Don't be an idiot.
（馬鹿か。そんなわけないだろ。）
- (thinking) What kind of soup do you guys think would make
（何のスープがスープ風呂として
the best bath?
一番いいと思う？）
- (thinking) Uh, dude, tomato. For sure.
（それは、もちろん、トマトよ。）
- (thinking) Tomato could be a good lubricant.
（トマトはいい潤滑剤になるよ。）
- (thinking) Oh, trust me, I tried using it as lube
（おお、実はな、俺も潤滑剤として使ったことがある。
and let's just say it works better as an exfoliant.
あとスクラブ剤としてもよく使えるぞ。）
- (thinking) Seriously, guys, we really have to--
（あのさ、もうそろそろ…）
- (thinking) It burnt the first two layers of my dick skin off!
（ただそれのせいで俺のチ〇コの皮の半分が燃えたけどな！）
(wind whistles)
- (thinking) What the f*ck, Keith?!
（ちょっと、キース！？）
- (thinking) What? I was gonna offer it to you
（えっ？俺は君にあげようとしたんだよ。
because you're the only girl.
君が唯一の女の子だからね。）
- (thinking) That's so sexist.
（とんだ性差別よ）
- (thinking) Stupid, tight pants.
（クソが、このパンツめ。
I wonder if I have a bigger pair on my desk.
俺の机の上にもっと大きいパンツあったよな？）
- (thinking) Heh, I doubt that.
（へっ、残念だったな。
All you wear is dick huggers.
お前の着るズボンは全部「チ〇コ包み」だろ。）
- (thinking) No, I don't!
（違うわ！）
- (thinking) I can literally see the outline of your penis right now.
（今まさにお前のチ〇コの外形が文字通り見えるぞ。）
- (thinking) No, that's my new phone.
（いいや、これは俺の新しい携帯だよ。
This shape is scientifically proven to get better reception
この形状はよりすばやく応答できるように科学的に証明されている形なんだよ
than other shapes. Idiot.
他のやつよりもな。）
(knocking on glass)
- What are you guys doing in there?
あんたたち何をしてるの？
(all) Beat it, Janis!
失せろ、ジャニス！
- Yeah! Beat it, soup girl!
ははっ！失せろ～スープ女～！
(chuckles)
（笑）
- (thinking) Whoa, did you just call her soup girl?
（おいおい、いまスープ女って呼んだか？）
- (thinking) I don't know. You guys were shouting.
（いや、その…みんな叫んでたからさ
I got excited. I-I don't know.
興奮しちゃって…うん…）
- (thinking) She didn't know that we called her soup girl, dumbass!
（俺たちがあいつをスープ女と呼んでるのをあいつはまだ知らないんだぞ！）
- (thinking) Yeah, it's like if Ian knew
（そうよ、私たちがイアンを「遊具の手」って呼んでたのを
we called him playground equipment hands.
知られたのと同じことよ！）
- (thinking) My hands do not smell like playground equipment!
（俺の手はそんな臭いしないぞ！）
(sniffs)
Most of the time.
（たいていはな。）
Look, there's monkey bars in the back alley.
（ほら、裏通りにうんていがあるだろ？
What do you expect me to do, just look at them?
そこで俺に何をしろっていうんだ？ ただ眺めてろってか？）
- (thinking) Seriously, Olivia?
（おい！オリビア！）
- (thinking) Sorry.
（ごめんなさい。）
- (thinking) Seriously, Noah? - (thinking) Sorry.
（正気か？ノア！） （ごめん。）
- (thinking) Look, we have to do something or we're gonna be here all day.
（なあ、何か行動に出ないと一日中ここに座ってることになるぞ。）
- (thinking) Okay, I think I've devised a stratagem
（じゃあ、この難儀な闘争を解明する
that'll elucidate this arduous conflict.
策略を考案したんだけどどうだ？）
- (thinking) English, please.
（…英語でどうぞ。）
- (thinking) Okay, I think I've devised a stratagem
（じゃあ、この難しい問題を解決する
that'll elucidate this arduous... problem?
方法を考えたんだけど、どう？）
- (thinking) Got it.
（なるほど。）
- (thinking) Okay, step one, we all tear a piece of the donut
（よし、ステップ1だ。 みんなで一斉に
at the same time.
ドーナツを分ける。）
- (thinking) And step two?
（で、ステップ2は？）
- (thinking) There is no step two.
（ステップ2はない。）
- (thinking) Then why the hell did you just say there was a step--
（じゃあなんでいくつかステップがあるみたいな言い方したんだよ？）
- (thinking) Are we gonna do this plan or not?!
（さあ、 この計画を実行するかどうか？）
- (thinking) Fine, everybody take a corner.
（いいだろう。みんな、角を持つんだ。）
- (thinking) It's a circle. There are no corners.
（それは円だよ。角なんてない。）
- (thinking) You get the point.
（じゃあ頂点を持て。）
- (thinking) It's a circle! There are no points.
（それは円形なんだ！頂点なんてあるわけがない。）
♪ (tense music) ♪
(silence)
(smack!)
- (thinking) Okay...
（よし...）
On three.
（1,2,3でいこう。）
(thinking together) One, two, three!
（１，２，３）
(all groan in disgust)
うわっ！
- (Ian) Oh god, is that f*cking soup?!
まさか、これスープか！？
- I told you guys that was my donut.
だからこれわたしのドーナツだって言ったじゃん。
Did you touch this?
あんたこれに触った？
- Yeah, why?
うん、どうして？
- It smells like playground equipment.
遊具みたいな臭いがする。
(sniffs)
- Goddamn it.
畜生め。
- (Anthony) Hey, guys, thanks so much for subscribing.
みんな、チャンネル登録ありがとう
Click the video on the left to watch bloopers from this video and this:
NGシーンを見たい方は左の動画をクリック
(snickers)
- Oh no, I'm so sorry!
ごめん、ごめん！
- (Ian) And click the video on the right to check out Every Break Up Ever.
「Every Break Up Ever（別れるときはみんな）」を見たい方は右の動画をクリック
- You gotta kick that scrub to the curb.
あのちびなんておはらいばこだ！
- You're right!
あんたはただしい！
- (Anthony) And if you're on a fancy little touchscreen device,
あと、もし君が、
go ahead and click the links for all those things
特製の小さなタッチスクリーンの機械を持ってるなら
that we just mentioned down in the description below.
下に進んで説明文の下のリンクをクリックしてね
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