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Hola internet
Hello Internet.
quiero hablar sobre el espacio personal
So, I wanna talk about personal space.
estaba en el autobús el otro dia y estaba en la escalera mecanica dos pasos detràs de la mujer
I was on the tube the other day. And i was standing on an escelator two steps behind this woman,
cuando inesperadamente ella se giró y dijo:
when completely out of the blue she just turns around and says:
ehmm perdona?
"Ehm, excuse me?
huh?
"Huh?"
puedes tirar para atras? estas invadiendo mi burbuja personal
"Can you move back? You're invading my personal bubble."
que cojones es una burbuja personal
What the fuck is a personal bubble?
se lo que es espacio personal, pero no tengo ni idea de lo que la señorita definió como "zona de burbuja"
I get the idea of personal space, but i have no idea what this lady defined as her "bubble zone".
no estaba esnifando su cabello!
I wasn't sniffing her hair!
Like is there a legal requirement that you can't breach people's personaly designated "bubble zones"?
porque puedo imaginar que eso podria ser un poco dificil en algunas situaciones
Cause i can imagine that would be quite hard in some situatons.
a veces puedes encontrarte gente cerca cuando no es necesario
Sometimes you can find peple close when they don't need to be for comfort purposes.
pero como defines la distancia?
But where do you define the distance?
puedes moverte? estas invadiendo mi espacio personal un poco
"Can you move? You're invading my personal space a bit."
oh si, claro, lo siento
"Oh, yeah. Sure, sorry."
si, puedes hmmm....
"Yeah, can you..uhmm..."
oh ehm claro, supongo
"Oh..ehm okay i guess."
hmmm
"Hmmm..."
que es lo que quieres de mi??!!
"What do you want from me?!"
lo entiendo pero ella estaba mirando como si estubiera intentando meterme dentro de ella o algo, Entonces di unos pasos atrás
I understand a notion but his one was looking at me like i was trying to insert myself into her or something. So... i took a few steps back.
si uhmm...
"Yeah, uhm.."
oh dios mio Becky, acabo de ver la lesbiana mas alta y era muy pervertida
"Oh my god, Becky. I just saw the tallest lesbian ever and she was such a pervert."
digo... no creo que tenga problemas de espacio personal pero definitivamente soy raro sobre un par de cosas.
I mean- I don't think i have any personal space issues but i'm definitely weird about a couple things.
por ejemplo, no se por qué pero no puedo aguantar que la gente me toque el cuello.
For instance- i don't know why- but i can't handle people touching my neck.
se siente como que estoy siendo invadido y es extraño
It feels like i'm being invaded and it's creepy.
pero en serio, si tocas mi cuello te hare troceare. No se por qué pero no puedo aguantarlo
But seriously, if you touch my neck i will karate chop you. I don't know why but i can't handle it.
probablemente un punto G o algo.
Probably a G-spot or something.
también con la comida, si como mucha comida, que es cada 15 minutos y hay mas comida
Also with food. If i eat an colossal amount of food.. which is every 15 minutes and there's more food left
y esta ahi mirandote
and it's just sat there staring at you.
realmente me ofende, no se poruqe pero lo tengo que apartar
It just really offends me. I don't know why but i have to push it away
tambien cuando estoy cominedo y la sal esta muy cerca de mi estaré como:
But like, even if i'm eating and the salt is too close to me, i will be like:
who who! tirate para tras, vlae?
"Whoa, whoa! Back the fuck up, yeah?"
y despues esta ese tio que todos sabemos que no tiene ni idea del espacio personal y puedo sentir el aire cuando habla
And then there's just that guy we all know who has no idea of personal space and you can feel the air moving when he talks.
jajajaja si, (respira fuertemente)
"hahah, yeah" - breaths too loudy-
(oh dios)
~ Oh god ~
pero la señorita de el metro que yo obviamente la viole completamente
But unlike the lady on the underground, who i obviously completely violated
no me siento como que haya sido la víctima.
I don't feel like i have been a victim much,
pero la semana pasada, en Summer en la Ciudad, que es una guarderia de youtube en Inglaterra
But the other week, at Summer in the City, which is a youtube gatherng in the UK,
conocí a esa agradable chica que me dijo hola y depsues le di un abrazo
I met this really nice girl who i said Hi to and then i gave her a hug
cuando me miro me susurró:
When she looked up at me and whispered:
hueles muy bien
"You smell really good."
y se fué, lo ves, normalmente eso te lo tomas como un cumplido pero no no sentir, en ese momento,, fue un poco raro
And walked off. See, normally you take that as a compliment but i couldn't help but feel, in that particular situation, it was a bit weird.
entonces si, intentare trabajar en no asaltar accidentalmente a gente, pero dejame en los comentarios si tu tienes algun problema con el espacio personal
So, yeah i will try to work on not accidentally assaulting people but let me know in the comments if you have any personal space issues,
o si tienes alguna historia divertida o tocamientos accidentares que talvez me puede reir
or have any funny stories of accidental touching incidents that maybe i could laugh at,
asi gasto mi tiempo libre haciendo:
so that i spend less time going:
porque dios, porque me hiciste asi?
"Why God?! Why did you made me this way?!!"
y nos veremos el proximo jueves, mantenos vien Danosaurus y no cambiens por nadie
And i will see you next Thursday, Stay classy Danosaurs and don't change for anyone.
porfavor, neceisto gente que me diga que son disfuncionales.
Please, i need people to tell me they're dysfunctional.
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