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When I used to work in retail, one thing I disliked was dealing with customers who were really
cuando solía trabajar en tiendas algo que me disgustaba era lidiar con los clientes que eran realmente
persistent in milking any bargain they could get.
persistentes en conseguir cualquier rebaja que pudieran obtener
Some customers would literally walk in and I'd be like "Hi, welcome to mark-"
algunos clientes literalmente solo entraban y yo les decía
and they cut me off now. "Uhh... where's your clearance section?"
"hola, bienvenidos a..." y ellos me cortaban "ah... donde esta su sección de liquidaciones"
Uhhhhh.... "Over there..." "Thanks." and then they'd walk there And I'd kind of trail behind to see if they needed any further help.
- ah...ah... por allá -¡Gracias! entonces iban allá y yo trataba de seguirles el paso para verificar que si necesitaban alguna otra ayuda
After a few minutes. I'd ask "Are you finding everything okay?" And they'd reply, "Oh yes but um for this shirt,
después de unos minutos yo les preguntaba "¿esta encontrando todo bien?" y ellos respondían "ah... si, pero, por esta camisa"
umm, what's your lowest price?"
"¿cual es su precio más bajó?
I don't know what that question means or at least I choose not to
yo no se lo que significa esa pregunta, o por lo menos decidí no hacerlo
Do they think the price tags we put on our items are just decoys?
¿ellos pensaban que las etiquetas de precios que poníamos en los productos eran solo señuelos?
This isn't like the secret menu at Starbucks.
esto no era como el menú secreto de StarBucks
It's not like you've earned our begrudging respect for discovering a secret.
no es como que hayas ganado duramente el respeto por haber descubierto nuestro secreto
"Ah, you are a worthy opponent. I will reward you with a discount."
"ah, has sido un sabio oponente. Te voy a recompensar con un descuento"
What you see there, believe it or not, is the actual price.
Lo que estas viendo ahí, créelo o no, es de hecho el precio
And not only that but he asked about this on a clearance item.
y no solo eso, sino que el lo estaba pidiendo en un producto de liquidación
"Sir that shirt has been in our store for three years now and we've been knocking down its price Consistently over those years. It is now five dollars. That's the lowest it can get."
"Señor esa camisa ha estado en nuestra tienda por tres años ya" "y hemos rebajado su precio constantemente a lo largo de esos años" "ahora esta a $5, es lo mas bajo que se puede poner"
And guess what! They'll persist!
Y adivinen, ¡ellos van a persistir!
"But it says up to 80% off."
"pero ahí dice 'hasta el 80% de descuento"'
"Yes, from the original price, That shirt used to be twenty-five dollars, it is now five."
"si, del precio original, esa camisa solia estar a $25, ahora esta a $5"
(Just like your Iq) (r00d)
"así como tu IQ"
"I know, but, what's the lowest you can go?"
"Lo se pero, ¿que es lo mas bajo que lo puedes poner?"
"Sir, I do not have that kind of power. I am a lowly customer service employee simply following the guidelines set by our corporate superiors.
"Señor, yo no tengo ese tipo de poder, soy solo un empleado de servicio al cliente," "simplemente siguiendo las normas pautadas por superiores corporativos"
I am not on commission and as much as I want to help my store gain sales,
"No estoy a cargo, y por mas que desee que la tienda gane ventas"
It does not benefit me at all by knocking down the price of a shirt that shares the same value as a Big Mac combo.
"no me beneficia en nada rebajando el precio de una camisa que tiene el mismo valor que un combo de BigMac"
I'm getting paid minimum wage whether you buy this or not.
"Yo tendré el salario mínimo compre la camisa o no"
if this were a flea market, Or if I owned the store and had the freedom to change the prices at will,
"si este fuera un mercado de pulgas o yo fuera el dueño y tuviera la libertad de cambiar el precio a mi gusto"
then maybe I would knock it down a few dimes because I understand that maintaining a customer relationship is important for future sales. But as of right now,
"posiblemente bajaría el precio un poco más, porque comprendo que mantener la relación con el cliente" "es importante para futuras ventas, pero en este momento, la tienda esta perdiendo dinero"
The store is actually losing money because I'm trying to help you instead of those customers over there who genuinely want to buy something."
"porque estoy intentando ayudarle a usted, en vez de aquellos clientes de allá que realmente desean comprar algo"
"Oh, ok I'll come back tomorrow."
"Ah, ok, voy a volver mañana"
*a deep inhale and exhale*
"uff"
"Hey, wasn't that guy here yesterday?"
"Hey, ese tipo no estaba aqui ayer"
𝐲𝐮𝐩 (music continues)
"Sip"
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