Me, My Phone, and My GF Domics English Spanish

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I feel like I haven't truly appreciated the technology and services that smartphones have provided for us

yo siento que no eh appreciado enserio la tecnología y los servicios que los teléfonos inteligentes nos han provisto para nosotros.

I didn't even get a data plaaaa- data? Data-? Data plan until recently

Ni siquiera conseguí un plan de Dataaa, Data?, Data?...uh un plan de Data hasta frequentemente.

meaning without Wi-Fi my smartphone was kind of like a person who has their driver's license, but no car and

significando que sin Wifi, mi teléfono era mas o menos como una persona que tiene su licencia para conducir, pero no carro.

speaking of driving, Built-in GPS system?

y hablando de manejar, sistema GPS incluido muuuy util.

Way useful, I always over confidently depended on my navigational skills to get around. Back when I first went out with my girlfriend I had to drive her home after hanging out. Before heading back,

Yo siempre estoy demasiado confiable en mis habilidades de navegación para moverme. Regresando cuando primero estava saliendo con mi novia, yo tenía que manejarla de regreso a casa cuando terminábamos de salir.

I was at a wi-Fi spot, so I searched up her address, and it seemed like really simple directions

Antes de regresar, estaba en un lugar que daban Wifi. Entonces busque su dirección de casa y parecían muy simple direcciones entonces dije-

So I said, "cool, good to go"

"Chido, estoy listo para ir."

[Girl] Are you sure?

"Estas seguro?"

[Girl] I have data and can just guide-

"Yo tengo Data, y puedo guiarte a-"

[Dom] Nah, it should be easy to get there

"Nah, tiene que ser fácil llegar ahi."

Ended up missing the exit twice and had to embarrassingly ask her to guide me

Termine perdiendo la salida dos veces y muy avergonzado le tuve que preguntar que me guiara.

Having a smartphone is kind of like having a know-it-all friend with you at all times,

teniendo un teléfono es como si tuvieras un sabelotodo amigo todo el tiempo.

and the best part is they don't feel like the third wheel when you bring them with you on a date

y la mejor parte es que ellos no se sienten como la tercera llanta cuando los traes contigo en una cita.

If anything they can be the axle to your bike wheels, your wingman!

Si algo, pueden ser el eje de tus llantas de bicicleta. tu cuate

[Girl] Where do you want to eat? I don't really know the area

"Donde quieres comer?, yo no se muy bien la zona"

[Dom] Don't worry. I got this

"No te preocupes, lo tengo"

[Dom] Hey, man, I [uh] need a little help here

"Oye hombre, yo ah... necesito un poco de ayuda aquí."

[Phone] Alright, so there's this nice place down the street, and they have this amazing lamb dish We definitely got to try it. Average dinner price is around $100 per person and it comes with-

"Bien, hay este buen lugar en la calle y tiene este increíble cordero, tu definitivamente tienes que ir a probarlo. Los precios de promedio de cena son $100 por persona y viene con-"

[Dom] 100$?! This is only like our third date, man. [Dom] Are their lambs made of unicorns? Does it grant you wishes when you eat them?

"Cien collares!? esto es solo como nuestra tercera cita hombre. Sus corderos son hechos de unicornios? Te concede deseos cuando te los comes?"

[Dom] Do you know how many shawarma wraps I can get with a hundred dollars

"Tu tienes idea de cuantos "Suarmaracs" puedo obtener con cien dólares?"

[Phone] Okay. Okay, Chill. There's a cheap burger spot around the corner-

"Okay okay calmate. Hay unas hamburguesas baratas en la esquina-"

[Dom] Work with me here man.

"Trabaja conmigo aqui hombre"

[Phone] Hmmm, KBB Q? [Dom] Do you like Korean BBQ?

"KBBQ?" "Te gusta la barbacoa coreana?"

[Girl] I've always wanted to try it, but never got the chance. [Dom] You've nev-

"Siempre eh querido probarla, pero nunca eh tenido la oportunidad" "Tu jamas as tenido-"

[Dom] We're going. [Phone] Beep beep boop beep that way.

"Vamos a ir" "Por ahi"

[Girl] I wish we had more of the beef. [Dom] It's all-you-can-eat. So we could just order more.

"desearía que tuviéramos mas de la carne" "Es todo lo que puedas comer... así que podemos ordenar mas"

[Girl] (Gasp) ten more please!

"Puedo tener mas por favor?"

[Phone] This one's a keeper.

"Ella vale la pena"

[Girl] What are you doing over there? You're barely eating. Wait. Are you drawing me?

"Que estas haciendo por ahi? ,apenas estas comiendo, espera me estas dibujando?"

[Dom] Uh. Kinda

[Girl] Let me see. [Dom] Nope. [Girl] Did you draw cat ears on me again? [Dom] No. [Dom] Hey! [Phone] I'm sorry, but as Dom's wing man I can't let you see what he ha- [Phone] Ah! Aah!

"Déjame ver" "Dibujaste orejas de gato en mi otra ves?" "Losiento pero como soy Dom's cuate, no puedo dejar que tu veas lo que tiene-"

[Phone] Okay! Okay [Girl] Ha Ha Ha

[Girl] Send this to me. I want to make it my profile picture.

"Mandamelo a mi, quiero hacerlo mi foto de perfil"

[Phone] Mm-hmm. Definitely keep this one [Dom] yep

" Definitivamente quédate con ella" "Sip"

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