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(ringing)
Hello?
Prosím?
Do you like scary movies?
Máš ráda horory?
No, I'm more of a romantic comedy type person
Ne, jsem spíš na romantický komedie
Goodbye forever. How Scream Should Have Ended
Sbohem navždy.
There are certain rules
Jsou tu jistá pravidla...
that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie
podle kterých se musíte řídit, abyste přežili v hororovém filmu.
Rule #1: Have parents that care about you.
Pravidlo č.1: Mít rodiče, které se o vás starají.
Mom, Dad, can I go to a party- uh I mean, spend the night at a friends house tonight?
Mati, tati, můžu jít na párty- ehm, chci říct, strávit noc s kamarádama večer?
Ha! Stupid child, you're not leaving this house.
Ha! Ty hlupáčku, nikam nepůjdeš.
There's a masked murderer on the loose.
Venku probíhá maskovaný vrah.
You never let me do anything!
Vy mi nikdy nic nedovolíte!
Rule #2: Don't date crazy a-holes.
Pravidlo č. 2: Neranděte s bláznivejma blbečkama.
Come on, Sid.
Noták, Sid.
I know someone just tried to kill you and all
Vím, že se tě někdo pokusil zabít a ták,
but why won't you do it with me?
ale proč to se mnou nechceš dělat?
Because, Billy.
Protože, Billy,
I'm not a slut that just puts out all the time
Nejsem coura, která by si pořád vyrazila..
So....
Takže....
you're saying you're not like your mom?
říkáš že nejsi jako tvoje máma?
What?!?
Cože?!?
Nothing. Stabs, stubby stab.
Nic. Píchnutí, krátký bodnutí.
Rule #3:
Pravidlo č. 3:
If you are being attacked inside a house that is filled
Jestli jste napadeni uvnitř domu, který je plný
with people, who are your friends..
lidmi, kteří jsou vašimi přáteli..
you should call out for their help.
Měli byste je zavolat na pomoc.
AHhhhhhhh! Help me! I'm trapped in the garage with the killer!
AHhhhhhhh! Pomoc! Jsem v pasti v garaží se zabijákem!
Hey you! Get him man!! Ahh!
Hej ty! Dostanem ho! Ahh!!
Help me! I'm trapped upstairs with the killer!
Pomoc! Jsem uvězněná na schodišti se zabijákem!
What? Let's get him!
Cože? Dostanem ho!
Hey.. someone help me.. I'm trapped at school with the killer.
Hej.. někdo mi pomozte.. Jsem v pasti ve škole se zabijákem.
Aw man.. Ahhhhh!!
Aw sakra... Ahhhh!!
Rule #4:
Pravidlo č. 4:
If friends aren't available, do more than just run.
Jestli přátelé nejsou poblíž, tak dělejte něco víc než jen utíkat.
If you know the killer off his feet because he's wearing a ridiculous costume
Jestliže víte, že vrah uklouzne, protože nosí směšnej kostým
with terrible visibility,
se strašnou viditelností,
You have the upper hand.
Tak jste ve výhodě.
Don't keep running away.
Přestaňte utíkat.
Take that sucker out!
A dodělejte toho šmejda!
Kick him in the throat! Do something!
Kopejte ho do krku! Něco dělejte!
The dude is going to kill you.
Ten týpek vás přece chce zabít.
Rule #5:
Pravidlo č. 5:
Don't live where the police and investigative reporters are terrible at their jobs.
Nežijte v místě, kde policie a vyšetřující reportéři stojí za prd.
Let's never ever, ever, ever, ever break up.
Už se nikdy, nikdy, nikdy, nikdy, nikdy nerozejdem.
ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.
nikdy, nikdy, nikdy, nikdy, nikdy.
Which brings me to rule #6:
Což mě přináší k pravidlu č. 6:
911 and star 69.
911 a 158.
I have a question
Mám otázku.
Yea, you in the hat..
Jo, vy v tom klobouku...
What do you do if the killer attacks you inside your dreams?
Co uděláte, když na vás zabiják útočí ve snech?
Well that's something entirely different. If that happens you j-- OH NO!
No tak to je úplně něco jinýho. Jestli se vám něco takového stane, tak-- ACH NE!
Oh yes! Hahaha
Ach ano! Hahaha
Run everybody run! Forget the rules all you can do is run!
Všichni utíkejte! Kašlete na pravidla a jen prostě zdrhejte!
You're mine now!
Teď jseš můj!
Hahahahaha
Hahahahaha
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