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yo so today I've come to talk to you
Yo!
about what is probably my worst habit
So today I've come to talk to you about what is probably my worst habit.
procrastination
Procrastination. [snaps fingers] [music]
hello there students today's word is procrastination meaning
[accented] Hello there students. Today's word is "Procrastination".
to put off doing something especially
Meaning to put off doing something
out of habitual carelessness or laziness
especially out of habitual carelessness or laziness.
now for most people procrastination is
Now for most people, procrastination is just,
just can't be bothered to do my homework right now I'll just watch an episode of
"Eh, can't be bothered to do my homework right now, I'll just watch an episode of The Simpsons first."
The Simpsons first but for me it's an actual chronic disorder this time I'm
But for me, it's an actual chronic disorder.
not remotely joking whatsoever right
This time, I'm not remotely joking whatsoever.
look at this I've probably done about
Right. Look at this.
three pieces of homework in 13 years of being at school I just physically can't
I've probably done about three pieces of homework in thirteen years of being at school
do work I would rather stare at a blank
I just physically can't do work.
wall for five hours then write two
I would rather stare at a blank wall for five hours
sentences about what I did this morning
than write two sentences about what I did this morning in German.
in German ich harbored ein Mutaz or gasp myself some flu stick or I'd make up
[speaks German]
really rubbish excuses just to postpone
Or, I make up really rubbish excuses
having to do anything at all right a
just to postpone having to do anything at all. [piano music]
level exam tomorrow morning time to do some cramming
Right. A-level exam tomorrow morning, time to do some cramming.
just needed yogurt first can't learn on
Just need a yogurt first.
an empty stomach right just just need
Can't learn on an empty stomach! Right.
more MORE
Just- just need one more.
right I am I'm still hungry oh I'm so hungry no no meetings important have to eat if
Right. Nope, no no. I am still hungry. Mmm. [with mouth full] Can't work, if I'm still hungry! Nope!
No. Eating's important.
you want to learn you can't work and
Have to eat if you want to learn.
kill your fool you know can't learn on
You can't work until you're full, you know?
an empty stomach
Can't learn on an empty stomach!
God I'll learn okay why are you covered
Can't- can't learn. Okay. Okay. I can learn now. I can learn now. [sobbing] I can't learn! [sobbing continues]
in yogurt
[off-screen] Daniel, why are you covered in yogurt? You're supposed to be revising!
you're supposed to be revised I'm hungry my god I could revise it an empty
-I'm hungry! I can't revise on an empty stomach!
stomach right you're staying in here no no you're stuck in there until you do
[sob] [off-screen] Right, you're staying in there. No, no.
some revision your exams tomorrow
You're stuck in there until you do some revision.
morning no you are being totally
Your exam's tomorrow morning! [muffled shouting] No.
overdramatic
You are being totally overdramatic.
I wish I was exaggerating and I mean
I wish I was exaggerating.
usually I'm the sort of person that does absolutely no revision and still does
And I mean, usually I'm the sort of person that does absolutely no revision and still does well in exams
well in exams but my psychology paper this June I totally failed because I did
But my psychology paper this June, I totally failed
no revision but don't worry because if
because I did no revision.
it didn't happen then I wouldn't be here
But don't worry. Because if it didn't happen,
right now making videos so let's all be
then I wouldn't be here right now making videos.
grateful that I'm a lazy
So let's all be grateful that I'm a lazy arsehole. [children's voices] YAY!
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