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English Bebe Vani

joe mama

English (United Kingdom) Adam Smith

Hello everyone! Hello everyone!

Olá a todos!

This is gonna be a terrible video. This is gonna be a terrible video.

Este vai ser um vídeo terrível.

One month ago, I posted my waxing and ranting ASMR edition video and... One month ago, I posted my waxing and ranting ASMR edition video and...

Um mês atrás, eu postei meu vídeo de edição de ASMR encerando e ranting e eu

I mentioned how I was scared of Minecraft. Turns out a lot of you want to see me suffer. I mentioned how I was scared of Minecraft. Turns out a lot of you want to see me suffer.

Mencionou como eu estava com medo de Minecraft acaba por muitos de vocês querem me ver sofrer

So I thought, you know, today let's play Minecraft as a family. So I thought, you know, today let's play Minecraft as a family.

Então eu pensei que você sabe hoje vamos jogar Minecraft como uma família

I am NOT gonna be able to sleep after this and I'm gonna blame you. In order to spare your eardrums, I am NOT gonna be able to sleep after this and I'm gonna blame you. In order to spare your eardrums,

Eu NÃO vou conseguir dormir depois disso e vou te culpar para poupar seus tímpanos

I'm not gonna film the whole video with this microphone, 'cause I predict there will be a lot of screaming and yelling. I'm not gonna film the whole video with this microphone, 'cause I predict there will be a lot of screaming and yelling.

Eu não vou filmar o vídeo inteiro com esse microfone porque eu prevejo que haverá muitos gritos e gritos

So yeah, I have already done the task of downloading the godforsaken app that is Minecraft. So yeah, I have already done the task of downloading the godforsaken app that is Minecraft.

então sim, eu já fiz a tarefa de baixando o aplicativo esquecido por Deus que é minecraft.

I hate this. I already- guess what's happening today? It's my school's semi-formal. I hate this. I already- guess what's happening today? It's my school's semi-formal.

Eu odeio isso, eu já acho que está acontecendo hoje? É da minha escola

Do you think I'm going? No, but you know what, I think Minecraft is a pretty good use of my time. Do you think I'm going? No, but you know what, I think Minecraft is a pretty good use of my time.

Semi-formal você acha que eu vou? Não, mas você sabe o que, eu acho que minecraft é um bom uso do meu tempo

Can I change his clothing? Let's choose a good outfit. Wait, I have to pay for all these? Heck no. Can I change his clothing? Let's choose a good outfit. Wait, I have to pay for all these? Heck no.

Posso trocar de roupa? Vamos escolher uma boa roupa. Nós temos que pagar por todos esses

So because I don't have a little weenie, this is gonna be me. I'm gonna name my world: So because I don't have a little weenie, this is gonna be me. I'm gonna name my world:

Não, porque eu não tenho um pequeno weenie. Isso vai ser eu. Eu vou nomear meu mundo

Perfect. So if you're wondering what my goal today is, Perfect. So if you're wondering what my goal today is,

Perfeito, então se você está se perguntando qual é o meu objetivo hoje

I want to see if I can survive five days in survival mode without: I want to see if I can survive five days in survival mode without:

Eu quero ver se eu posso sobreviver cinco dias no modo de sobrevivência sem

Building a house or digging a hole and just staying in there for the entire time. Building a house or digging a hole and just staying in there for the entire time.

Construindo uma casa ou cavando um buraco e apenas ficando lá por todo o tempo

Difficulty: Hard. Have you seen me? Excuse you? *cough* I could knock out ten ferrets with this. Difficulty: Hard. Have you seen me? Excuse you? *cough* I could knock out ten ferrets with this.

Dificuldade difícil. Você me viu? Com licença, eu poderia derrubar dez

Now we begin. Oh my god. This is giving me, like, flashbacks. Now we begin. Oh my god. This is giving me, like, flashbacks.

Ferrets com isso agora. Nós começamos. Oh meu Deus. Isso está me dando flashbacks

Holy shizzle. I have a bone to pick with this already. How is this not stressful? Like, look at those hearts at the top Holy shizzle. I have a bone to pick with this already. How is this not stressful? Like, look at those hearts at the top

Santo shizzle, eu tenho um osso para pegar com isso já. Como isso não é estressante como olhar para aqueles corações no topo

I don't want to be told how close I am to death. I don't like this. Why don't we get some wood? I dOnT WaNnA bE ToLd HoW ClOsE I aM tO dEaTh. I don't like this. Why don't we get some wood?

Eu não quero ser dito o quão perto estou da morte. Eu não gosto disso. Por que não pegamos um pouco de madeira?

I'm gonna create some beautiful wooden furniture. I'm gonna create some beautiful wooden furniture.

Eu vou criar alguns belos móveis de madeira

IKEA will be unheard of. I remember when I was a little fetus and I first discovered Minecraft. IKEA will be unheard of. I remember when I was a little fetus and I first discovered Minecraft.

IKEA será inédito Eu me lembro quando eu era um feto e descobri pela primeira vez

My strategy when it would get dark was to dig a hole and to hide in that hole until it was morning. My strategy when it would get dark was to dig a hole and to hide in that hole until it was morning.

Minecraft minha estratégia quando ficaria escuro era cavar um buraco e se esconder naquele buraco até que fosse manhã

I mean, I don't know about you, but that seems like infallible logic. Okay, I think I have a lot of wood now. I mean, I don't know about you, but that seems like infallible logic. Okay, I think I have a lot of wood now.

Quero dizer, eu não sei sobre você, mas isso parece lógica infalível. Ok, acho que tenho muita madeira agora

So I better start making some weapons. So I better start making some weapons. I really want a pet pig. I want a dog. I want a pot-bellied pig. And I want a parrot. I really want a pet pig. I want a dog. I want a pot-bellied pig. And I want a parrot.

Então é melhor começar a fazer algumas armas. Eu realmente quero um porco de estimação. Eu quero um cachorro. Eu quero um porco barrigudo

I'm gonna make a bunch of wooden planks. I'm gonna make a bunch of wooden planks. Ladies and gentlemen, it's official. I have a sword. Ladies and gentlemen, it's official. I have a sword.

Eu quero pai eu vou fazer um monte de que em tábuas senhoras e senhores, é oficial. Eu tenho uma espada

I'm armed and dangerous. Should we go swimming? Let's go swimming. Are those dolphins? I'm armed and dangerous. Should we go swimming? Let's go swimming. Are those dolphins?

Estou armado e perigoso. Devemos ir nadar? Vamos nadar são esses golfinhos?

aAAH! AAH! AAH! AaAaH! AaAaH! AaAaH Stop! Oh my god, I'm gonna die. Stop! Oh my god, I'm gonna die.

Duh, oh meu deus, eu vou morrer o que Wow eu poderia literalmente sobreviver a um apocalipse zumbi

Wow. I could literally survive a zombie apocalypse. Wow. I could literally survive a zombie apocalypse.

Like, my heart is literally racing. The sun is going down. Okay, this is really not a good sign. Um... Like, my heart is literally racing. The sun is going down. Okay, this is really not a good sign. Um...

Como meu coração está literalmente correndo, o Sol está caindo. Ok, isso não é um bom sinal

Guess who is getting ready to literally run the entire night. Someone needs to hold my hand. Guess who is getting ready to literally run the entire night. Someone needs to hold my hand.

Sim, quem está se preparando para literalmente rodar a noite inteira. Alguém precisa segurar minha mão

Ah, I literally said, like, three seconds ago that I would be good in a zombie apocalypse. Ah, I literally said, like, three seconds ago that I would be good in a zombie apocalypse.

Ah, eu literalmente disse há três segundos que eu seria bom em um apocalipse zumbi

How am I supposed to survive a zombie apocalypse if I can *barely* survive Minecraft? No. Oh my god. No, this is bad. How am I supposed to survive a zombie apocalypse if I can *BARELY* survive Minecraft? No. Oh my god. No, this is bad.

Como eu devo sobreviver a um apocalipse zumbi se eu mal posso sobreviver minecraft? Não, meu deus. Não, isso é ruim. Uau

Oh no, no, no. No. No, that's a creeper. No, we're not going over there. You know what? Oh nO nO nO nO nOoO. No. No, that's a creeper. No, we're not going over there. You know what?

Não não não. Não. Não, é uma trepadeira. Não, nós não vamos lá. Você sabe o que?

I'm just gonna run for the entire night. No, that's a zombie. He saw me. He saw me. We are running. We are running. I'm just gonna run for the entire night. No, that's a zombie. He saw me. He saw me. We are running. We are running.

Eu só vou correr a noite inteira. Não, isso é um zumbi. Ele me viu. Ele me viu, nós estamos correndo, estamos correndo

We're sprinting. Usain Bolt does not have anything on me. Holy crap. I am literally gonna piss my pants. We're sprinting. Usain Bolt does not have anything on me. Holy crap. I am literally gonna piss my pants.

Estamos correndo Usain Bolt não tem nada em mim. Puta merda. Eu vou literalmente mijar minhas calças

Okay, if I see one Enderman, I'm turning this off. Nope. Nope. Nope. ~Wayfair. You got just what I need~ Okay, if I see one Enderman, I'm turning this off. Nope. Nope. Nope. ~Wayfair. You got just what I need~

Ok, se eu vejo um Enderman, eu estou desligando isso. Não. Não. Não. Não é justo. Você tem exatamente o que eu preciso

What is that? What is that? No, that's a skeleton. Okay, we're, like, kind of good at the moment. What is that? What is that? No, that's a skeleton. Okay, we're, like, kind of good at the moment.

O que é isso? O que é isso? Não, isso é um esqueleto. Ok, estamos bem no momento

I think. There's a zombie. That's not good. There's a creeper. That's even worse. I'm stuck. I think. There's a zombie. That's not good. There's a creeper. That's even worse. I'm stuck.

Eu acho que aqui está um olho zumbi. Isso não é bom. Há uma trepadeira. Isso é ainda pior. estou preso

No, there's a zombie and he sees me. He spotted this child. Guys, this is a sticky situation. No, there's a zombie and he sees me. He spotted this child. Guys, this is a sticky situation.

Não, tem um zumbi e ele me vê. Ele viu esses caras da criança. Esta é uma situação complicada

Maybe I can just run for it, and they won't see me. Maybe I can just run for it, and they won't see me.

Talvez eu possa apenas correr para isso e eles não vão me ver

I can't see anything. Where's the moon? It's only half- I can't see anything. Where's the moon? It's only half-

Eu não consigo ver nada. Onde está a lua? É apenas feliz

aAAAAAA IT SAW ME aAAAAAA IT SAW ME I'm gonna die aAAAAA I'm gonna die aAAAAA

eu vou morrer

Screw you spiders, we're swimming. Oh my god. I'm like, sweating. I didn't put on deodorant and this is not good. Screw you spiders, we're swimming. Oh my god. I'm like, sweating. I didn't put on deodorant and this is not good.

Apara as aranhas para nadar. Oh meu Deus. Eu sou como suar. Eu não coloquei desodorante e isso não é bom

No, that spider is coming in my direction. Better get the vacuum. No, that spider is coming in my direction. Better get the vacuum. I'm stuck now. This is just great. I'm stuck now. This is just great.

Não, essa aranha está vindo em minha direção, melhor pegar o vácuo. Estou preso agora. Isso é ótimo

Okay, you know what? This is good. I can literally see everyone and anyone for miles. Okay, you know what? This is good. I can literally see everyone and anyone for miles.

Ok, sabe de uma coisa? Isso é bom. Eu posso literalmente ver todo mundo e qualquer um por milhas

I'm gonna need to eat something soon or else I'm gonna die of starvation. I'm gonna need to eat something soon or else I'm gonna die of starvation.

Eu não preciso comer alguma coisa logo ou vou morrer de fome. Oh

*burp* *burp* Why am I burping so much? Since when does Minecraft make you burp? I don't understand Why am I burping so much? Since when does Minecraft make you burp? I don't understand

Por que estou arrotando tanto desde quando o minecraft te faz Berk? Eu não entendo

If only school could teach you how to problem-solve in Minecraft. If only school could teach you how to problem-solve in Minecraft.

É só a escola poderia te ensinar como resolver problemas no Minecraft?

nOOOO- Okay, you know what? I'm ready, I'm ready. I'm gonna kill this kid. nOOOO- Okay, you know what? I'm ready, I'm ready. I'm gonna kill this kid. Not cool. Not cool.

Não, tudo bem, você sabe o que eu estou pronto, estou pronto. Eu vou matar esse garoto não legal. Eu

I mean, Rick Grimes who? Okay, it's morning. Let's recap. I mean, Rick Grimes who? Okay, it's morning. Let's recap.

Precisa do Rick Grimes. Whoo Ok, vamos recapitular

I lost my mind, got chased by three spiders, and swam a lot. I lost my mind, got chased by three spiders, and swam a lot.

Eu perdi a cabeça fui perseguido por três aranhas e nadou muito

So now I'm gonna try to get some food cuz your girl is starving. So now I'm gonna try to get some food cuz your girl is starving.

Então agora eu vou tentar pegar um pouco de comida porque sua garota está morrendo de fome

I'm isolated. Completely and utterly isolated right now. Jesus Christ. We're so high up. If I fall that'll be the end of me. I'm isolated. Completely and utterly isolated right now. Jesus Christ. We're so high up. If I fall that'll be the end of me.

Estou isolado completamente e totalmente isolado agora. Jesus Cristo. Nós somos tão altos se eu cair isso será o meu fim

What is that? What on earth are those things? Is that a turtle? That's a turtle. Okay, you know what? What is that? What on earth are those things? Is that a turtle? That's a turtle. Okay, you know what?

O que é isso? O que na terra são essas coisas? Não é uma tartaruga. Isso é uma tartaruga. Ok, sabe de uma coisa? Eu preciso de comida

I need food. We're gonna eat a turtle. Vegans, I'm sorry in advance. Hello there kind sir. I need food. We're gonna eat a turtle. Vegans, I'm sorry in advance. Hello there kind sir.

Nós vamos comer uma tartaruga vegans. Desculpe-me antecipadamente. Olá senhor tipo gentil

Why can I not kill it? Can I eat this? I need food and you're my only source of protein. Why can I not kill it? Can I eat this? I need food and you're my only source of protein.

Por que eu não posso matá-lo e eu como isso eu preciso de comida e você é minha única fonte de proteína

Okay, so a couple things happened. First off, my phone ran out of storage. However, I forgot to check my phone. Okay, so a couple things happened. First off, my phone ran out of storage. However, I forgot to check my phone.

Ok, algumas coisas aconteceram primeiro, meu telefone ficou sem armazenamento. No entanto, eu esqueci de verificar meu telefone

So I lost about, like, a good 20 minutes of footage there. Let me summarize what happened, though. So I lost about, like, a good 20 minutes of footage there. Let me summarize what happened, though.

Então eu perdi cerca de 20 minutos de filmagem. Deixe-me resumir o que aconteceu

So the last thing you saw was me So the last thing you saw was me

Então a última coisa que você viu foi eu

battling a turtle and I did not kill the turtle because a zombie attacked me. battling a turtle and I did not kill the turtle because a zombie attacked me.

Balbuciando uma tartaruga e eu não matei a tartaruga porque o zumbi me atacou

But then I saw a pig, so I ran after the pig with my sword of doom and killed the pig, But then I saw a pig, so I ran after the pig with my sword of doom and killed the pig,

mas então eu vi um porco, então eu corri atrás do porco com minha espada da desgraça e

and tried to build a furnace so I could cook the pig, and not get salmonella. and tried to build a furnace so I could cook the pig, and not get salmonella.

Matou o porco e tentou construir um forno para que eu pudesse cozinhar o porco e não pegar a salmonela

So now that I have my cooked pork chop, we're gonna get back into this. So now that I have my cooked pork chop, we're gonna get back into this.

Então, agora que eu tenho minha costeleta de porco cozida, vamos voltar a este

We still have three and a half days to go. Just like last time, what we're gonna do: same approach. We still have three and a half days to go. Just like last time, what we're gonna do: same approach.

Nós ainda temos três dias e meio para ir, assim como da última vez.

We're just gonna run. Someone attacks me. So be it. Not my fault they're butthurt about something. We're just gonna run. Someone attacks me. So be it. Not my fault they're butthurt about something.

Nós apenas vamos correr. Alguém me ataca. Então não seja minha culpa. Eles são butthurt sobre algo

Okay, there's already, like, 73 creepers and I'm really not liking where this is going. Okay, there's already, like, 73 creepers and I'm really not liking where this is going.

Ok, já existem 73 trepadeiras e eu realmente não estou gostando de onde isso vai

Why is playing Minecraft on an iPad so hard? Like, why did I think this was a good idea? Why is playing Minecraft on an iPad so hard? Like, why did I think this was a good idea?

Por que está jogando Minecraft em um iPad tão difícil como por que eu acho que isso foi uma boa idéia?

That's a creeper. That's a full-on creeper. I'm not afraid to start swinging, in case you didn't notice. Does it see me? That's a creeper. That's a full-on creeper. I'm not afraid to start swinging, in case you didn't notice. Does it see me?

Isso é uma trepadeira. Essa é uma trepadeira completa. Eu não tenho medo de começar a balançar no caso de você não perceber me vê?

Does it?- okay it doesn't see me. Oh, it's coming. Okay. Oh that sheep scared me. There's another skeleton. Does it?- okay it doesn't see me. Oh, it's coming. Okay. Oh that sheep scared me. There's another skeleton.

Tudo bem, não me vê? Está chegando. OK. Oh aquela ovelha me assustou. Tem outro esqueleto

Okay, you know what? I like hiding here. This is nice. I can't just jump. I'm literally stuck. You know what? Okay, you know what? I like hiding here. This is nice. I can't just jump. I'm literally stuck. You know what?

Ok, sabe de uma coisa? Eu gosto de me esconder aqui. Isso é legal. Eu não posso simplesmente pular. Estou literalmente preso. Você sabe o que?

I don't understand why I'm so scared of this game and I'm gonna grab this game by the basketballs. I don't understand why I'm so scared of this game and I'm gonna grab this game by the basketballs.

Eu não entendo porque eu estou com tanto medo desse jogo e vou pegar esse jogo das bolas de basquete

You know what? I don't even care anymore. I was trained in guerilla warfare. I know how to kill- aAAAAA You know what? I don't even care anymore. I was trained in guerilla warfare. I know how to kill- aAAAAA

Você sabe o que? Eu nem me importo mais. Eu fui treinado em guerra de gorilas. Eu sei como matar

-it's right there! Um, mhm, this is what happens to my opponent- aAAAAA -it's right there! Um, mhm, this is what happens to my opponent- aAAAAA

Está bem aí. Hum, é isso que acontece com o meu adversário

I know how to kill my opponents in a thousand different ways, I know how to kill my opponents in a thousand different ways,

Eu sei como matar meus oponentes de mil maneiras diferentes

and that's with my bare hands alone. Next time he runs his mouth, there's gonna be a steeper price to pay, buddy. and that's with my bare hands alone. Next time he runs his mouth, there's gonna be a steeper price to pay, buddy.

E isso é com minhas próprias mãos sozinho. Da próxima vez ele corre a boca. Vai haver um preço mais alto para pagar amigo

I don't give second chances. I'm here for revenge. I don't give second chances. I'm here for revenge.

Eu sou segunda chance e você é vingador

Okay, okay, okay. aAAAA Okay, okay, okay. aAAAA aAAA- aAAA-

Ok, tudo bem. Oh

My god, I have to play this all over again. You know what? No, I don't approve this. My god, I have to play this all over again. You know what? No, I don't approve this. *bang* *bang*

Meu deus, eu tenho que jogar tudo de novo, você sabe, o que não, eu não aprovo isso

We're back. I'm willing to give this a second chance. We're back. I'm willing to give this a second chance. No one ever accomplished things on their first tries, right? It took Einstein No one ever accomplished things on their first tries, right? It took Einstein

Estamos de volta, estou disposto a dar uma segunda chance. Ninguém nunca realizou as coisas em seus primeiros passeios, certo levou Einsteins

so long for him to reach all of his conclusions. Who's to say that it won't take me a while to be able to survive five days in Minecraft. so long for him to reach all of his conclusions. Who's to say that it won't take me a while to be able to survive five days in Minecraft.

Tanto tempo para ele chegar a todas as suas conclusões, quem vai dizer que não vai demorar um pouco para poder sobreviver

So yeah, first order of business is to kill this pig. So yeah, first order of business is to kill this pig.

Cinco dias no Minecraft. A primeira ordem do negócio é matar este porco

So once again, So once again, let's go make a furnace, cook a lovely pork chop dinner. let's go make a furnace, cook a lovely pork chop dinner.

Vamos fazer um forno cozinhar um belo jantar de costeleta de porco

If I am NOT able to survive this time, for five days, If I am NOT able to survive this time, for five days,

Se eu não conseguir sobreviver desta vez por cinco dias

we're gonna have a long discussion about your success in this class and how you're being awfully disrespectful. we're gonna have a long discussion about your success in this class and how you're being awfully disrespectful.

Nós vamos ter uma longa discussão sobre o seu sucesso nesta aula e como você está sendo terrivelmente

The students around you, they hate you. No one wants to be around you. The students around you, they hate you. No one wants to be around you.

Desrespeitoso os estudantes ao seu redor eles te odeiam ninguém quer estar perto de você

I hope you understand the consequences of your choices because next time I'm not gonna be that lenient. I hope you understand the consequences of your choices because next time I'm not gonna be that lenient.

Eu espero que você entenda as conseqüências de suas escolhas, porque da próxima vez eu não vou ser tão leniente akkad

God, why am I getting so sleepy you gotta stay focused. This is important. God, why am I getting so sleepy you gotta stay focused. This is important.

Por que estou ficando tão sonolenta que você precisa ficar focado. Isso é importante

So, what do I do now? Do I just, like, hide out and wait for the party to begin? So, what do I do now? Do I just, like, hide out and wait for the party to begin?

Então, o que eu faço agora eu apenas gosto de me esconder e esperar que a festa comece por algum motivo

For some reason, I feel like I'm playing Five Nights at Freddy's, but we all know I could never even For some reason, I feel like I'm playing Five Nights at Freddy's, but we all know I could never even

Eu sinto que estou jogando cinco noites no Freddy, mas todos nós sabemos que eu nunca poderia

spend maybe two minutes on that game. If I can barely play Minecraft, sheesh! spend maybe two minutes on that game. If I can barely play Minecraft, sheesh!

Gaste talvez dois minutos nesse jogo se eu mal posso jogar minecraft sheesh

What in the baba ghanoush am I ever gonna do? What in the baba ghanoush am I ever gonna do?

O que no baba ghanoush eu sempre vou fazer, eu sinto?

I feel inclined to make some bread. Carb loading is important. So, let's get this bread. I feel inclined to make some bread. Carb loading is important. So, let's get this bread.

Inclinado para fazer um carregamento de carboidratos em pão é importante. Então vamos pegar esse pão. Eu

I hated that. So much. Not gonna lie, I'm kind of having, like, a ton of fun. I hated that. So much. Not gonna lie, I'm kind of having, like, a ton of fun.

Odiava muito isso não vai mentir. Eu estou meio que tendo uma tonelada de diversão

This might just be the best thing I've ever done so far. Yes, I found a seed! This might just be the best thing I've ever done so far. Yes, I found a seed!

Isso pode ser a melhor coisa que já fiz até agora. Sim, encontrei uma semente

Now we wait. Now we wait.

Agora esperamos

Okay, I'm tired of it. Okay, I'm tired of it. Oh no, it's getting dark. Okay. It's that *time* of the day. It's judgement hour, ladies and gents. Oh no, it's getting dark. Okay. It's that *time* of the day. It's judgement hour, ladies and gents.

Certo, estou cansado disso, oh não, está ficando escuro, tudo bem. É nessa hora do dia que é hora de julgamento

Since my last method of going about this did not work, Since my last method of going about this did not work,

Senhoras e senhores desde o meu último método de fazer isso não funcionou

I'm going to maybe stay in the water for the entire time. I'm going to maybe stay in the water for the entire time.

Eu vou ficar na água o tempo todo

I'm sorry, but I don't remember there being zombies in the water at any time. I'm sorry, but I don't remember there being zombies in the water at any time.

Me desculpe, mas não me lembro de haver zumbis na água a qualquer momento

Are they really running out of ideas of how to make this game even less realistic? Because they really... they really... Are they really running out of ideas of how to make this game even less realistic? Because they really... they really...

eles estão realmente ficando sem idéias de como tornar este jogo ainda menos realista, porque eles realmente realmente

They really hit the ball on the head there. They really hit the ball on the head there.

Eles realmente bateram a bola na cabeça lá

It really hit the noggin... It really hit the noggin... ...what? ...what?

Realmente atingiu o noggin o que eu não deveria estar em um lugar o tempo todo. Isso é uma ideia muito ruim

I should not just be in one pla ce for the entire time. That's a very bad idea. I should not just be in one pla ce for the entire time. That's a very bad idea.

It's a recipe for disaster, a Martha Stewart recipe for disaster. It's a recipe for disaster, a Martha Stewart recipe for disaster.

É uma receita para o desastre uma Martha Stewart

Two cups of margarine, a pinch of salt, one cup of bad luck and a sprinkling of bad decisions. Two cups of margarine, a pinch of salt, one cup of bad luck and a sprinkling of bad decisions. Should I go in a cave? Yeah, no, that's something I'm never gonna do. Should I go in a cave? Yeah, no, that's something I'm never gonna do.

receita para o desastre duas xícaras de margarina uma pitada de sal 1 xícara de azar e um Polvilhar de más decisões. Eu deveria entrar na caverna? Sim. Não, isso é algo que nunca vou fazer

I can barely stay alive above ground. I can barely stay alive above ground. Who came up with the idea of the creeper? The whole design- Who came up with the idea of the creeper? The whole design-

Eu mal posso ficar vivo acima do solo, que surgiu com a idéia da trepadeira todo o design

It's like a spider but not really. Why is it green and how does it work exactly? It's like a spider but not really. Why is it green and how does it work exactly?

É como uma aranha, mas não é realmente porque é verde e como funciona? Exatamente?

Where is the TNT stored in what organ? Crevice? Where is the TNT stored in what organ? Crevice?

Onde está o TNT armazenado em qual fenda de órgão?

You know, what nook is filled with TNT? Top 10 Questions Science Can't Answer. You know, what nook is filled with TNT? Top 10 Questions Science Can't Answer.

Você sabe, que recanto é preenchido com TNT top 10 perguntas ciência pode responder e Senhoras e Senhores Deputados

And ladies and gentlemen, we have officially survived one day. Four more to go. Oh, it looks like someone's burning up alive And ladies and gentlemen, we have officially survived one day. Four more to go. Oh, it looks like someone's burning up alive

Nós sobrevivemos oficialmente a um dia a mais quatro dias. Oh, parece que alguém está queimando vivo

So it's officially Night #2 and we're still going strong. So it's officially Night #2 and we're still going strong.

Então é oficialmente a noite dois e ainda estamos indo forte

I'm sorry if this is not the video you wanted to see this weekend, I'm sorry if this is not the video you wanted to see this weekend,

Desculpe, se este não é o vídeo que você queria ver neste fim de semana

but I have to film an entire English project, plus study for two tests. Hallelujah. It's morning. but I have to film an entire English project, plus study for two tests. Hallelujah. It's morning.

Mas eu tenho que filmar um projeto inglês inteiro mais um estudo para dois testes. Aleluia. É manhã

Okay, this is going by, like, pretty quickly. Okay, this is going by, like, pretty quickly.

Ok, isso está passando rapidamente

Why am I so congested? Why am I so congested? So day three is about to end. Feeling really optimistic, you know. So day three is about to end. Feeling really optimistic, you know.

Por que estou tão congestionada, então o terceiro dia está prestes a terminar com uma sensação realmente otimista, você sabe

Hopefully I don't die and have to redo this entire thing again. Maybe I should just, you know, get stationed on an island. Hopefully I don't die and have to redo this entire thing again. Maybe I should just, you know, get stationed on an island. *sip* *sip*

Espero que eu não morra e tenha que refazer tudo isso de novo. Talvez eu deveria apenas você sabe ficar estacionado em uma ilha

Let the games begin. Let the games begin. I need a tissue. I need a tissue.

Que os jogos comecem

Okay, can someone attack me? Like, I'm kind of getting tired of this. Okay, can someone attack me? Like, I'm kind of getting tired of this. It's funny how I say that now, but then when something attacks me later, I will definitely regret it. It's funny how I say that now, but then when something attacks me later, I will definitely regret it.

Ok, alguém pode me atacar como se eu estivesse ficando cansado disso, é engraçado como eu digo isso agora, mas quando algo Me ataca depois. Eu definitivamente vou me arrepender. Oh oh

Oh- Oh- aAAA- nO! aAAA- nO!

Não, você vê isso é a coisa. Eu já estou apavorada. Ah, e está chovendo mãe natureza

You see, this is the thing. I'm already terrified. You see, this is the thing. I'm already terrified. Oh, and it's raining. Mother Nature had to pee. Let the world be her toilet. Oh, and it's raining. Mother Nature had to pee. Let the world be her toilet.

Teve que fazer xixi e deixar o mundo ser seu banheiro. Eu vou sentar e esperar alguém me atacar porque nada está acontecendo

I'm gonna sit around and wait for someone to attack me because nothing's happening. I'm gonna sit around and wait for someone to attack me because nothing's happening.

Okay, uh, hello, would you like to be my friend? Okay, uh, hello, would you like to be my friend? He definitely does not want to be my friend. He definitely does not want to be my friend.

Ok, olá, você gostaria de ser meu amigo, ele definitivamente não quer ser meu amigo

Okay, he is coming towards me, isn't he. We are running again, ladies and gentlemen. Okay, he is coming towards me, isn't he. We are running again, ladies and gentlemen.

Ok, ele vem em minha direção. Não é ele? Estamos correndo novamente. Senhoras e senhores

No, okay, he is running. He's mad. He's angry, he's pissed. No, okay, he is running. He's mad. He's angry, he's pissed. There's another one! There is another one. There's two now. There's another one! There is another one. There's two now.

Não, tudo bem, ele está correndo ele está bravo ele está bravo ele está chateado há outro lá é outro há dois agora

They have ganged up on me. They have ganged up on me. No, it's right there. There's a zombie. He looks pretty intelligent. It's a Frankenstein, ladies and gentlemen. No, it's right there. There's a zombie. He looks pretty intelligent. It's a Frankenstein, ladies and gentlemen.

Eles se juntaram em mim. Não, está bem aí. Há um zumbi. Ele parece bem inteligente. É um Frankenstein senhoras e senhores

That was a terrible joke. I'm so sorry. That was a terrible joke. I'm so sorry. What is with all these sunflowers? What is with all these sunflowers?

Essa foi uma piada terrível. Eu sinto muito. O que há com todos esses girassóis? Você pode fazer isso estragar isso? Eu não me importo mais

K, you know what? Screw this. I don't care anymore. K, you know what? Screw this. I don't care anymore.

Okay, I definitely don't- I don't like this anymore. Okay, I definitely don't- I don't like this anymore.

Ok, eu definitivamente não gosto mais disso

I'm about to die, I'm about to die I'm about to die, I'm about to die I have half a heart. Time to recover, time to recover. Where did it go? I have half a heart. Time to recover, time to recover. Where did it go?

Hoje, estou prestes a morrer, mas tenho metade do tempo do coração para recuperar o tempo para me recuperar. Para onde foi?

Look at me go. I'm almost done. Three days of this madness. Look at me go. I'm almost done. Three days of this madness.

Olhe para mim ir. Estou quase terminando três dias dessa loucura

Things are going pretty good at the Ceddia compound. Things are going pretty good at the Ceddia compound. Now that I've recovered a bit, I have some unfinished business. Now that I've recovered a bit, I have some unfinished business.

As coisas estão indo muito bem no complexo CEDIA agora que eu me recuperei um pouco. Eu tenho alguns negócios inacabados

I hope they're ready to feel my wrath. I hope they're ready to feel my wrath. Can I attack one of them? Can I sneak up on him? Can I attack one of them? Can I sneak up on him?

Espero que estejam prontos para sentir minha ira e eu ataco um deles e me aproximo dele. Nenhuma garantia

nO nO I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die

Eu vou morrer vai morrer

So that's it for this video, everyone. I'm gonna go take a shower. So that's it for this video, everyone. I'm gonna go take a shower.

Então é isso para esse vídeo todo mundo que eu vou tomar um banho

Tell me if I should try this again, because I have a lot of potential. So, uh, yeah ladies and, uh, mm-hmm Tell me if I should try this again, because I have a lot of potential. So, uh, yeah ladies and, uh, mm-hmm

Diga-me se eu deveria tentar novamente porque tenho muito potencial. Então sim senhoras e mm-hmm

I hope life treats you well, and don't, don't stress out about your homework. I hope life treats you well, and don't, don't stress out about your homework.

Espero que a vida te trate bem, e não se preocupe com o dever de casa

Like, no one, you don't need to stress out over the little things in life. Like I think I proved that today, right? Like, no one, you don't need to stress out over the little things in life. Like I think I proved that today, right?

Como ninguém, você não precisa se estressar com as pequenas coisas da vida. Como eu acho que provei isso hoje, certo?

So yeah, I'm gonna go I have some business issues to solve So yeah, I'm gonna go I have some business issues to solve

Então, sim, eu vou ter alguns problemas de negócios para resolver

Good night. Good night.

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