Camp Camp: Episode 3 - Scout's Dishonor | Rooster TeethYouTube↗  IA↗(long shot)
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*Fredfyldt nattemusik*
Ah... another wonderful day at Camp Campbell.
Ah... Endnu en vidunderlig dag i Camp Campbell.
All that's left to do now is recharge with a full eight hours of lying in bed...
Alt der er tilbage at gøre, er at genoplade med hele otte timer liggende i en seng...
Awake! Waiting for tomorrow!
Vågen! Ventende på imorgen!
Alright, guys, our first attempt to bust out of this god-forsaken hellhole didn't work.
Okay venner, vores første forsøg på at undslippe dette gudsforladte helvede virkede ikke.
But tonight's gonna be different.
Men i nat bliver det anderledes.
Because we have a secret weapon...
For vi har et hemmeligt våben...
Billy Nikssilp.
Billy Nixil.
Call me "Snake."
Kald mig "Slange".
He's ex-Woodscouts. And he's one of the best.
Han er eks-skovspejder. Og han er en af de bedste.
Isn't that right, Billy?
Er det ikke rigtigt, Billy?
*biting*
*Bider*
Got my search-and-rescue badge in two weeks...
Fik mit search-and-rescue mærke på to uger...
Got my wilderness survival in one.
Fik mit vildness-overlevelse på én.
That's amazing!
Det er utroligt!
I never had a choice.
Jeg havde aldrig et valg.
The Woodscouts are some of the most intense, militant campers on Lake Lilac.
Skovspejderne er nogle af de mest intense militære campere ved Lake Lilac.
Billy here escaped.
Billy her undslap.
...And why is he helping us?
... Og hvorfor hjælper han os?
I'm not doing this for YOU.
Jeg gør ikke det her for JER.
I made a vow. *Crickets chirping*
Jeg lavede et løfte.
...Well, o-kay, let's get in the boat!
... Nåh, o-kay, lad os stige ombord på båden!
So... what're you gonna do on the outside?
Så... Hvad vil du gøre derude?
Probably live with the animals.
Sikkert bo sammen med dyrene.
Try and get raised by wolves, maybe work my way up to alpha. Pee on stuff.
Prøve at blive opfostret af ulve, måske prøve at blive alpha. Tisse på ting.
What about you guys?
Hvad med jer, gutter?
I think I'll go to my dad's house and tell him that mom sent me to an abusive summer camp.
Jeg tror, jeg vil tage hjem til min far og fortælle ham, at mor sendte mig til en misbrugene sommer-lejr.
Pretend to like him more so she'll try to buy back my love.
Lade som om jeg bedre kan lide ham, så hun prøver at købe min kærlighed tilbage.
That's really dark, Neil.
Det er virkelig mørkt, Neil.
How 'bout you, Max?
Hvad med dig, Max?
...Max?
... Max?
Billy...
Billy...
Where are you taking us?
Hvor tager du os hen?
...Shortcut.
... Genvej. *Spændingsfuldt musik*
*gasp*
Aah!
Aah! JESUS CHRIST!
JESUS KRISTUS! *Grr*
YO! WHAT GIVES?!
YO! HVORFOR?!
NO GIRLS ALLOWED!
INGEN PIGER TILLADT!
NIKKI!
NIKKI!
Neil, quick! Grab his-!
Neil, hurtigt! Tag hans-!
Aw, shit.
Åh, lort.
*THUD*
*Bump*
You never left them, did you Billy?!
Du forlod dem aldrig, gjorde du vel, Billy?!
I made a vow... to show others the glory of the Woodscouts.
Jeg lavede et løfte... at vise andre skovspejdernes ære.
And I told you...
Og jeg sagde...
TO CALL ME SNAKE.
KALD MIG SLANGE *Torden*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
ÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅH!
There's a place I know that's tucked away,
Der er et sted, jeg kender, der er gemt væk,
A place where you and I can stay,
Et sted, hvor du og jeg kan være,
Where we can go to laugh and play,
Hvor vi kan gå hen for at grine og lege,
And have adventures every day!
Og have eventyr hver dag!
I know it sound hard to believe, but guys and gals, it's true!
Jeg ved, det er svært at tro på, men drenge og piger, det er sandt!
Camp Cambell is the place for me and you!
Camp Campbell er stedet for mig og dig!
We'll swim through lakes and climb up trees,
Vi svømmer i floder og klatrer i træer,
Catch fish, bugs, bears and honeybees
fanger fisk, insekter, bjørne og honningbier,
There's endless possibilities,
Der er uendelige muligheder,
AND NO, THAT'S NOT HYPERBOLE!
OG NEJ, DET ER IKKE OVERDRIVELSE!
Our motto's "Campe Diem," And that means I'm telling youuuuuuuuuuu.....
Vores motto er "Campe Diem" og det betyder, skal jeg sige jeeeeeer....
We've got:
Vi har:
Archery, Hiking, Search-and-Rescue, Biking, Horseback, Training that will save you from a heart attack, Scuba-diving, Miming,
Bueskydning, Vandring, Search-and-Rescue, Cykling, Ridning, træning der vil redde dig fra et hjerteanfald, Dykning, Miming,
Football, Limbo, Science, Stunting, Pre-calc, Spaceships, Treasure Hunting, Bomb defusal, No refusal, Fantasy, Circus Trapeze, And Fights and Ghosts and Paints and Snakes and Knives and Chess and Dance and Weights!
Football, Limbo, Stunting, Pre-calc, Rumskibe, Skattejagt, Bomberydning, ingen afslag, Fantasy, Cirkuskunstner og Kampe og Spøgelser og Kunst og Slanger og Skak og Dans og Vægte!
It's Camp Camp!
Det er Camp Camp!
*Groans*
*urrgh....*
WAKE UP!
*SMÆK*
Aah! Ah! H-wa?
>Vågn op!< Aah! Ah! H-hva?
...Nikki?
... Nikki?
What am I wearing?
Hvad er det jeg har på?
Where are we?
Hvor er vi?
Where happiness goes to DIE.
Hvor glæde går hen for at DØ.
OH. MY. GOD.
>Åh. Min. Gud.<
Is that... Nikkaaaaay?
Er det... Nikkaaaaah?
Heh, hey... guys...
Heh, Hej... Venner...
You know them?
Kender du dem?
Ew, who is thaat?
Ad, hvem er deeet?
Tabbii, Erin, pleeze.
Tabbii, Erin, pleeze.
A Flower Scout always welcomes others with daintyness and respaact.
En blomster-spejder velkommer andre med nydelighed og respaakt.
...Flower scouts?
... Blomster-spejdere?
*Angelic chorus*
*Engleblidt kor*
Nikki? YOU were a Flower Scout?
Nikki? Var DU en blomster-spejder?
Ugh, yeah...
Ugh, ja...
...But they were totally boring, so I bailed.
... Men de var totalt kedelige, så jeg sprang fra.
*Ahem*
*A-hem!*
It's sooo good to see you again, Nikki.
Det er sååå godt at se dig igen, Nikki.
And, um...?
Og, øhm...?
Neil: Ne- Nikki: ANCY!
Neil: Ne- Nikki: ANCY!
Nee-ancy...?
Nee-ancy...?
YES! It's uh... spelled REALLY DUMB, it's French.
JA! Det er, øh... Stavet VIRKELIG DUMT, det er fransk.
Oooh!
Uuuh!
Fraaance!
Fraaankrig!
I'm Tabbii, with two "i's!"
Jeg er Tabbii, med to "i'er!"
Well, come on, Neeancy! Our morning activities are starting!
Nåh, kom med, Neeancy! Vores morgenaktiviteter staarter!
...You can come too, Nikki.
... Du kan også komme med, Nikki.
Man, we really lucked out.
Man, vi er godt nok heldige.
GRaraARgrah!
GraraArgrah!
Hey... you think Max is okay? *Sirens and thunder*
Hey... tror du, Max er okay? *SMÆK*
Why do yoU KEEP HITTING ME?!
*SMÆK* Hvor for bliver du ved MED AT SLÅ MIG?!
AND WHY IS IT ONLY CLOUDY OVER YOUR SIDE OF THE LAKE?!
OG HVORFOR ER DET KUN OVERSKYET PÅ JERES SIDE AF SØEN?!
That's enough, Petrol.
Det er nok, Petrol.
Don't want to over-tenderize the new meat.
Vi vil ikke over-blødgøre det nye kød.
Who the hell are you?
Hvem helvede er du?
Cedar Scout, First Class, Edward Pikeman.
Ceder-spejder, første klasse, Edward Pikeman.
Senior Patrol Leader of Woodscout Troop 818.
Senior patruljeleder af træspejder-trop 818.
And it looks like you're our latest recruit.
Og det ser ud til, du er vores seneste rekrut.
God, your face is gross.
Gud, dit ansigt er ulækkert.
...What...?
... Hvaa...?
Oh, sorry, that just slipped out...
Åh, undskyld, det faldt bare ud...
Dude...
Dude...
Sorry... I know...
Undskyld... Jeg ved det...
That was mean.
Det var ondt.
It really was...
Det var det virkelig...
It's just... you were so close...
Det er bare... Du var så tæt på...
Enough!
Så er det nok!
Enrollment into our organization has reached and all-time low.
Indskrivning i vores organisation er nået en rekord-lav.
So we have no choice but to forcibly recruit new members into our program.
Så vi har ikke noget valg end at tvinge nye rekrutter til at tage del i vores program.
I mean, have you considered that enrollment is low because you guys do things like kidnap other campers?
Jeg mener, har I overvejet, om indskrivingen er lav fordi I gør ting, så som at kidnappe andre campere?
Oh, we don't kidnap campers...
Åh, vi kidnapper ikke campere...
That'd be immoral.
Det ville være umoralsk.
Max: That guy LITERALLY stabbed me in the back.
Den fyr stak mig BOGSTAVELIGT TALT i ryggen.
No... he RESCUED you.
Nej... Han reddede dig.
After you ran away from Camp Campbell.
Efter du stak af fra Camp Campbell.
Remember?
Husker du?
And now... we're going to make a Woodscout out of you...
Og nu... Gør vi dig til en skovspejder...
MAX.
MAX.
>Prepare the ropes course!<
>Klargør reb-banen!<
Max: Nooooooooooooooo!
Neeeeeeeeeeeeej! *Montage-musik* *Glimte-glimte lyd*
Consider yourself an honorary Flower Scout, Neeancy!
Betragt dig selv, som et æresmedlem af blomster-spejderne, Neeancy
Wow, Sasha, thanks!
Wow, Sasha, tak!
This place is amazing!
Det her sted er fantastisk!
Air conditioning, indoor plumbing, free wi-fi!
Air condition, indendørs toilet, gratis internet!
The badge is actually a hotspot.
Det der mærke er faktisk et hotspot.
Wow.....
Wow.....
I mean, what did you think this place was like?
Jeg mener, hvordan troede du, det sted var?
A girl can't be expected to rough it in the cruel outdoors!
En pige kan ikke forventes at klare sig i den barske natur!
A-men, sister!
A-men, søster!
>Hey guys, check it out!<
>Hey venner, tjek det ud!<
*Squawk!*
*Squawk!*
I named him Timothy!
Jeg navngav ham Timothy!
Nikki, that's incredible!
Nikki, det er utroligt!
Eeeeewwwww!!!!!
Aaaaaaaddddddd!!!!
Huh?
Hva'?
Nikki, gross!
Nikki, ulækkert!
It probbly has woorms!
Den har sikkert oorm!
What is wrong with you?
Hvad er der galt med dig?
...But he brought gifts....
... Men han bragte gaver...
Aaaaaah!
*BLUAH.* *Vådt klask.*
Neeancy, get away from her!
Aaaaaah! Neeancy, kom væk fra hende!
What? Why?
Hvad? Hvorfor?
Can't you see-ah?
Kan du ikke se det-ah?
She's nahht normaaal.
Hun er ikke normaaal.
Neeancy, I know you're new, but you have to see that Nikki's just not Flower Scout material.
Neeancy, jeg ved, du er ny, men du bliver nød til at indse, at Nikki bare ikke er blomster-spejder potentiale.
It's why we ran her out in the first place.
Det er grunden til, vi jog hende ud til at starte med.
You RAN her out?
I JOG hende ud?
Of course!
Selvfølgelig!
It was for her own good! She's just so... unladylike.
Det var for hendes eget bedste! Hun er bare så... ikke-dame-agtig.
She likes bugs.
Hun kan lide insekter.
And fighting
Og at slås
And exercising for reasons other than sculpting the perfect body image.
Og at træne for andre grunde end at få den perfekte krop.
It's like if a boy came in here and tried to do what we do.
Det er som, hvis en dreng kom herind og prøvede at gøre, hvad vi gør.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, vent lidt.
The hell's that supposed to mean?
Hvad helvede skal det betyde?
Uh, hell-ooo?
øh, hall-ooo?
Neeancy, boys are supposed to be tough.
Neeancy, det er meningen, at drenge skal være seje.
...And ruggeehd.
... Og hårde.
...And if they pee in you, you get pregnant!
... Og hvis de tisser i dig, bliver du gravid!
Whoa.
Whoa.
Tabbii.
Tabbii.
...My sister told me...
... Det fortalte min søster mig...
Look, Neeancy, that's just how the world works.
Hør, Neeancy, Det er bare sådan, verden fungerer.
Now, do you want to be socially outcast?
Altså, vil du være socialt udstødt?
Or do you want to go get ice cream?
Eller vil du have flødeis?
Ya'll are some ignorant fucking cunts.
I alle nogle åndsvage fucking møgfisser.
*All gasp*
*Gisp*
...And the name's Neil!
... Og navnet er Neil!
Let's get out of here, Nikki.
Lad os komme væk herfra, Nikki.
Also! I'm keeping the wi-fi!
Forresten! Jeg beholder internet-senderen!
TIMOTHY AWAY!
TIMOTHY AFSTED!
*Scree*
*Sejrs-skrig*
*Scraw* Aah!
Aah!
...He can pee in me anytime.
... Han kan tisse i mig til enhver tid.
TABBII SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?
TABBII SERIØST HVAD FANDEN?!?!?
Thanks for sticking up for me, Neil.
Tak fordi du stod op for mig, Neil.
Yeah, well, Paradise isn't Paradise without your friends.
Ja, altså, paradis er ikke paradis uden dine venner.
That was super gay.
Det der var super bøsset.
We JUST learned a lesson about stereotyping!
Vi har LIGE lært en lektie om stereotyper!
Oh, right. Sorry.
Nåh, ja. Undskyld.
...You think Max learned any valuable lessons on his adventure? *Distant sirens wailing*
... Tror du, Max lærte nogle værdigfulde lektier på sit eventyr?
You know, maybe I don't hate Camp Campbell.
Måske hader jeg ikke Camp Campbell.
Maybe I hate EVERYTHING.
Måske hader jeg ALTING.
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