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Alright guys welcome to Howler University

alright guys welcome to howler

I know you're all reallyexcited about your first day at college GO TICKS!

University I know you're all really excited about your first day at college

go ticks dad don't worry about it we'll

Ah don't worry about it we'll work on that.

work on that so you guys got pretty

So you guys got pretty lucky I am a little cooler than most RA's.

lucky I am a little cooler than most are

We can talk about chill classes to take, sickest parties on campus, laying pipe

A's we talked about chill classes to take sickest parties on campus slaying

You guys know what laying pipe means right?

pipe he has dual Lane pipe means right

crushing guts, slamming gash, turning truffle butter, putting the wand and the chamber of secrets. I'm talking about sex guys

crushing goods slamming - turn in truffle butter putting the wand and the Chamber of Secrets about sex guys yes

yes Jesse what up player?

Jesse what a player um

Um why the hell the three of us stuck in a small ass room?

why the hell the three of us stuck in a

That is a fair question

small ass room that is a fair question

See Howler always accepts more students than they can actually house

see how her always accepts more students than they can actually house so they

so they sort of naturally assume that a certain number of them are gonna go someplace else but...

sort of naturally assume that a certain number of them are gonna go someplace

The university is soon wrong didn't have enough space for all those freshmen.

else but the university is soon wrong didn't have enough space for all those

BOOM X gets it!

freshmen boom ex gets it uh it's exam

BOOM, Malcolm Xavier gets it That works that works

Malcolm Xavier gets it that works that

Um my question, why out of millions of students did we three get picked to squish into a double?

works um my question why out of the millions of students did we three get

Well Gordy it's actually like totally random but it's not that bad

picked to squish into a double well Gordy it's actually like totally random

I mean you guys are the lucky three they got a bonus roommate

but it's not that bad I mean you guys are the lucky three they got a bonus

Being in a forced triple is awesome, you know bros before hos?

roommate the universe triple is awesome

You totally have an extra bro!

you know bros before hos you totally

have an extra bro so come on let's try

so come on let's try it again

Go Tic's! Go tits

go kicks goat it's you know it's ticks

No no no, it's Tics like eheheheh I'm a Tiiiiccc

like dig fresher

Freshmen! What? How many O's in GOOO TIcs? ah gooooo Fuck Yourself!

what how many ohms and go take a good [ __ ] yourself it's a little crammed but

it's a little crammed but you know it's it's it's all good (rapping)Hey big titty big ass baby you got it oh so you my third ball

you know it's it's it's all good hey big titty big ass baby you got it oh so you my third ball look I gotta go we gotta

Uh I gotta go we gotta go bye Uh excuse me Hey how you doing?

go bye uh excuse me Hey how you doing do you mind not

Do you mind notblasting that crude bullshit while I'm on the phone with my mom?

blasting that crude [ __ ] while I'm on the phone with my

Oh that crude bullshit that's my art BITCH!

mom on a crude [ __ ] that's my art [ __ ] no way that would that was

No way that would that was actually you?

actually you my name is Jessie O'Farrell

My name is Jessie O'Farrell it's my rapper name is Oh For Real

it's my rapper name is oh that's the

That's the dumbest thing.....

dumbest thing about that is so sick I

That is so sick I mean I really get it but that is really sick

mean I really get it but that is really

And that's the second dumbest thing I've ever heard

sick and that's the second dumbest thing

wait Jesse? Oh For Real I'm not saying that I'm not saying it all right?

I've ever heard wait Gesell I'm not saying that I'm not

What do you have to rap about man?

saying it all right what do you have to

You're from the richest town in Jersey.

rap about man you're from the richest

Man you know what they say Mo Money Mo Problem my ni...

town in Jersey may you don't they say Mo

WOW, WOW! put your hand down! you are not saying that.

Money mo problems Oh put your hand down you were not saying that I don't

I don't understand what made you feel comfortable enough to say that but that's that's not happening at all EVER!

understand what made you feel comfortable enough to say that but that's that's not happening at all ever

Come on? NO COME ON! Guys look I know that none of us want to be in here but the pre-orientation book says

come on no come on guys look I know that none of us want to be in here but the pre-orientation book says find

Find common interest with your roommates all right?

common interest with your roommates all

Oh yeah is their own as our chapter in there for the best way to kill yourself

right oh yeah is their own as our chapter in

if you're the only idiot dumb enough to read the pre-orientation book?

therefore the best way to kill yourself if you're the only idiot dumb enough to read the pre-orientation book so you

So you didn't read it? I bet Gordie ready you ready right?

didn't read it I bet Gordie ready you ready right open

(cough)...... I don't really do books

I don't really do books but Jesse and I

but Jesse and I were talking earlier we both like having sex

were talking earlier we both like having

Oh you both like having sex?

sex oh you're like I miss eggs huh that's

That's wonderful, You both like breathing too? Everybody loves sex.

wonderful look like breathing - everybody loves

So you've had sex? Had uh sex you say?

sex so you've had sex ed uh sexy -

Ya like.... Uh yeah yeah no all the time

really uh yeah yeah no all the time I

I get up in there you know?

get up in there you know um just right

um just right now I'm what the hell was that?

now I'm what the hell was it well you're

Well if you're looking to step up your game everything you need to know is in this book right here

looking to step up the game everything you need to know is in this book right

Check it out check it The hunt mastering the art of seduction and

here check it out check it the hunt mastering the art of seduction and

full-on penetration

full-on penetration the ragam - you

the raggem till you baggem them strategies

bagged them strategies my favorite

My favorite chapter proper entry in the back door

chapter proper entry in the back door oh

Oh come on - oh my god it's right there

come on - oh my god it's right there

Oh I also like the gay version to make sure I truly mastered the craft, look at it.

oh I also like the gay version to make sure I truly mastered the craft okay are

you gay I don't know what's the point if

I don't know yet.

you're not gay this is what college is

What's the point if you're not gay? That's what college is for. Debatable,

for debatable listen guys we just need

listen guys we just need to work together

to work together okay there

Okay there got it..... Gordy what the heck are you doing man?

got it corny what the heck are you doing

Playing basketball what does it look like I'm trimming my pubes

playing basketball what does it look

why are you doing it in here?

like I'm trimming my pubes why are you

More importantly why over my nightstand?

doing it in here from the more probably why over my nightstand well where else

Well where else am I gonna do it you have the window

am I gonna do it you have the window you

You need a view to see your pubes?

need a view to save your views no I

No I don't need a view but it certainly improves the experience

don't need a view but it certainly improves the experience how about no

how about no pubes over any nightstand?

pubes over any nights then fine jeez

Fine jeez just relax

SSHHHHHH Oh God damn it Gordy! CHILL

oh god damn it going chill I can't just

I can't just chill out, I'm the first guy in my family to go to college

chill out I'm the first guy in my family

do you know how much I have riding on me?

to go to college do you know how much I

Apparently not much in the last year.

have riding on me apparently not much in

the last year okay you know what nope

okay you know what nope nope hello mom I'm sorry I can't do this anymore

nope hello Ana mom I'm sorry I can't do

They're idiots there's nothing in the world it's gonna make me sta......

this anymore they're idiots there's nothing in the world it's gonna make me

oh hi! I gotta call you back

stick oh hi I gotta call you back

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