Come with me to a swim meet Joana Ceddia English Dutch

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March 4th 2019, the day of the water March 4th 2019, the day of the water

4 maart 2019

*yeets the door open with the force of the dark side* *yeets the door open with the force of the dark side*

*gooit de deur open met de kracht van satan hem zelf*

The mitochondria is not the powerhouse of the cell... I AM I know im a nerd and proud but... I AM

de mitochondria is niet de machinekamer van de cell, DAT BEN IK

Hello, my aliens. Hello my creations of the universe that's not even solved yets. So, you probably already read the title.

hallo mijn aliens. dus je hebt waarschijnlijk de titel al gelezen.

You probably read the title, you guys are going to be coming with me to a swim meet. You probably read the title, Joanna is doing something close to impossible. (I go drown)

jullie gaan met mij mee naar een zwembijeenkomst

I never really showed this part of my life on camera, I never really showed this part of my life on camera,

ik heb dit deel van mij leven eigenlijk nog nooit laten zien op camera

i want to film this part of my life flexing on non-swimmers... i want to film this part of my life flexing on non-swimmers... what happens... what happens...

dus ik dacht dat het leuk zou zijn om het te filmen

The swim meet starts tomorrow.

en zien wat er gebeurt

The swim meet starts tomorrow.

de zwem bijeenkomst begint morgen

For all my swimmers out there, I'm swimming in the DEEP BOIS. For all my swimmers out there, I'm swimming in the DEEP BOIS.

voor al mijn (mede) zwemmers daar buiten, ik zwem de tweehonderd vrij, plus de wisselslag estafette.

umm CLOTHES LIVES MATTER. umm CLOTHES LIVES MATTER.

maar daar komen we later op terug, op het moment maak ik de voorbereidingen klaar.

You know, I've already packed my bag, I'm ready for battle. You know, I've already packed my bag, I'm ready for battle.

je weet, ik heb mijn tas al ingepakt. ik ben klaar voor de strijd.

Im bored ill let you enjoy the vid in peace. Im bored ill let you enjoy the vid in peace.

we gaan zo avondeten, maar voor we dat doen wil ik een laatste ding doen

itz mah bday...… pls say happy bday. I need to wax my legs because you actually go faster when you're an albino. (fun facts with john cena) I need to wax my legs because you actually go faster when you're an albino.

ik moet mijn benen ontharen want je gaat oprecht sneller als je een albino bent. (leuke feitjes met Joana)

*sis, 𝓱𝓸𝓵 𝓾𝓹*

wacht..

*coughs*

*HoEsT*

*coughs* We have out wax strips. OH! Don't demonetize me! We have out wax strips. OH! Don't demonetize me!

we hebben onze wax strips. OH demonetize me niet!

These are cherry scented wax strips. I don't know if you can smell it through the camera.*MmM smell good* These are cherry scented wax strips. I don't know if you can smell it through the camera.*MmM smell good*

dit zijn kersen geurige wax strips. ik weet niet of je het door de camera kan ruiken.

I got it because the packaging was pink, I got it because the packaging was pink,

ik heb het genomen omdat de verpakking roze was.

so they really sold me on that one. You know?? so they really sold me on that one. You know??

daar hebben ze me echt mee verkocht (lol) weetje??

While I'm doing this, I think I need to give some more context to this vlog. While I'm doing this, I think I need to give some more context to this vlog.

terwijl ik dit doe, ik denk dat ik deze vlog wat meer context moet geven.

So, I've been swimming for EXACTLY a DECADE. So, I've been swimming for EXACTLY a DECADE.

dus, ik ben al aan het zwemmen voor PRECIES een DECENNIUM

I've always kind of been iffy with competitions; they do stress me out a lot. I've always kind of been iffy with competitions; they do stress me out a lot.

ik ben altijd al een beetje onzeker met wedstrijden, ze geven me wel veel stress

I did get a panic attack two days ago because of this meet, and i'm not saying that to be relatable and funny. (#relatable #quirky) I did get a panic attack two days ago because of this meet, and i'm not saying that to be relatable and funny. (#relatable #quirky)

ik heb twee dagen geleden zowat een hartaanval gekregen door deze bijeenkomst. ik zeg dit niet om grappig te zijn.

I was crying and wheezing and it wasn't fun. I was crying and wheezing and it wasn't fun.

ik was aan het huilen en het was niet leuk.

So this swim meet, it's actually a school swim meet, So this swim meet, it's actually a school swim meet,

dus deze zwem bijeenkomst, het is eigenlijk een school zwembijeenkomst,

but the way it works in Ontario is every school district has their own, like, championship meet but the way it works in Ontario is every school district has their own, like, championship meet

maar de manier dat het werkt in Ontario is.. elke school regio heeft hun eigen kampioenschap bijeenkomst

and then if you swim a certain time, you get to go to provincials and that's the meet tomorrow. and then if you swim a certain time, you get to go to provincials and that's the meet tomorrow.

en dan als je een bepaalde tijd zwemt, mag je naar de provincialen en dat is de bijeenkomst van morgen.

*AGRESSIVE SLAPPING* G E H H H H

*SLAAT AGRESSIEF* GEHHHH

*AGRESSIVE SLAPPING* G E H H H H Something else I should mention is this meet is two days long, Something else I should mention is this meet is two days long,

nog iets dat ik moet melden is dat deze bijeenkomst is twee dagen lang,

so it's probably going to be a THICC vlog. so it's probably going to be a THICC vlog.

dus het word waarschijnlijk een DIKKE vlog.

Look at that. Mmmmm. Yummy. (slurpity slurp) Look at that. Mmmmm. Yummy. (slurpity slurp)

kijk dit dan. Mmmmm. Jammie

O.K. I'm so sorry that was absolutely nasty. O.K. I'm so sorry that was absolutely nasty.

OK, het spijt me zo erg dat was heel goor.

*rips* ow.

*trekt het er af* auw.

*rips* ow.

AHHH!

AGHH! AGHH! I'm going to wax my legs, and i'll see you guys later. I'm going to wax my legs, and i'll see you guys later.

ik ga mijn benen ontharen, en ik zie jullie later.

and with that being said, I waxed my legs unmercilessly. the results... and with that being said, I waxed my legs unmercilessly. the results...

en met dat hebben gezegd onthaarde ik mijn benen met ongemak. het resultaat...

they showed. my legs were as hairless as the devil's bald head. At this point, my mom had already finished making dinner, they showed. my legs were as hairless as the devil's bald head. At this point, my mom had already finished making dinner,

ze toonde, mijn benen waren zo haarloos als de duivels kale hoofd.

at this point, my mom had already finished making dinner, at this point, my mom had already finished making dinner,

op dit moment had mijn moeder het avondeten klaar,

so she summoned me from my den. on the menu: a delectable quinoa salad and some chicken boobs. so she summoned me from my den. on the menu: a delectable quinoa salad and some chicken boobs.

dus ze riep me uit mijn hol. op het menu: een heerlijke quinoasalade en wat kippen borsten

if there are any vegans watching, if there are any vegans watching,

als er veganisten kijken,

i would implore that you put down your pitchforks because you're dealing with a hefty amount of firepower here, sister. i would implore that you put down your pitchforks because you're dealing with a hefty amount of firepower here, sister.

ik zou smeken dat je je hooivorken neerlegt omdat je hier te maken hebt met een flinke hoeveelheid vuurkracht, sister.

it was nearly 8pm when i went to take a shower and go to bed. it was nearly 8pm when i went to take a shower and go to bed.

het was bijna 8 uur ´s avonds wanneer ik een douche nam en naar bed ging.

the last thing i remember from that day was watching violent fight scenes to get me in the mood for tomorrow's inevitable battle. the last thing i remember from that day was watching violent fight scenes to get me in the mood for tomorrow's inevitable battle.

het laatste dat ik me herinnerde was gewelddadige gevecht scenes kijken, om me in de stemming te krijgen voor de wedstrijd van morgen.

Tuesday began bright and early at 5:34 a.m. it was time to wake up and get ready for the day ahead. Tuesday began bright and early at 5:34 a.m. it was time to wake up and get ready for the day ahead.

dinsdag begon helder en vroeg om 05:34 in de ochtend. Het was tijd om wakker te worden en klaar te maken voor de dag er op.

Joana!

Joana !!!

Joana!

welke kleding had je aan??

what outfit were you wearing? what outfit were you wearing? oh, i thought you'd never ask! oh, i thought you'd never ask!

oWhHhH, ik dacht dat je het nooit zou vragen.

first off, i had this white fleece that i commonly used for painting! first off, i had this white fleece that i commonly used for painting!

eerst, had ik deze witte vlies dat constant gebruik voor schilderen!

underneath it, i already had my swimsuit on. i mean, i didn't come to play. underneath it, i already had my swimsuit on. i mean, i didn't come to play.

onder dat, had ik al mijn zwempak aan, ik kwam niet om te sollen.

for trousers, i wore these under armour joggers and finally the pièce de résistance, the magnum opus, for trousers, i wore these under armour joggers and finally the pièce de résistance, the magnum opus,

voor mijn broek, had ik deze jogging broek aan en eindelijk het pièce de résistance, het magnum opus,

my CROCS. on this day, i decided to don my sister spicy brother beautiful pepper crocs. why? to intimidate the competition, of course!1!1! my CROCS. on this day, i decided to don my sister spicy brother beautiful pepper crocs. why? to intimidate the competition, of course!1!1!

mijn CROCS. op deze dag, had ik besloten om mijn sister brother prachtige peper crocs. waarom? om de competitie te intimideren natuurlijk !!!!

it was then time for breakfast.

het was toen tijd voor ontbijt.

it was then time for breakfast. and yes, I'm still eating avocado tortillas. and yes, I'm still eating avocado tortillas.

en ja, ik eet nog steeds avocado tortilla's.

what? they taste good and they're extremely practical. what? they taste good and they're extremely practical.

wat? ze smaken goed en zijn heel praktisch.

i dare you to paypal me your anger. i dare you to paypal me your anger.

ik daag je uit om je boosheid naar mij te paypallen

good morning, dogs cats and aliens. we are on the drive to the pool and feeling pretty good. good morning, dogs cats and aliens. we are on the drive to the pool and feeling pretty good.

goeie ochtend, honden katten en aliens. we reiden naar het zwembad en voelen ons goed.

i'm feeling really light because yesterday i did a lot of nervous eating, i'm feeling really light because yesterday i did a lot of nervous eating,

ik voel me heel erg licht omdat ik gister heel veel nerveus gegeten heb.

so i just like ate a bunch.

dus ik at heel veel

so i just like ate a bunch. but then, i also did a lot of nervous pooping if you know what i mean. everything just came out the back end. but then, i also did a lot of nervous pooping if you know what i mean. everything just came out the back end.

maar toen, deed ik ook heel veel aan nerveus poepen als je weet wat ik bedoel. alles kwam er weer van achter uit.

so i lost like three pounds and i'm feeling really light. anyways, i'll see you guys at the pool. so i lost like three pounds and i'm feeling really light. anyways, i'll see you guys at the pool.

dus ik ben ongeveer 1,5 kilo afgevallen en ik voel me erg licht. hoe dan ook, ik zie jullie bij het zwembad.

it was around 7 am when I came knocking at the door of the pool. it was around 7 am when I came knocking at the door of the pool.

het was rond zeven uur wanneer ik kwam kloppen op de deur van het zwembad.

at this point, it was time for warm-ups. at this point, it was time for warm-ups.

op dit moment, het was tijd voor de warming up.

now, this this is definitely the most painful part of swimming. now, this this is definitely the most painful part of swimming.

nou, dit is zeker weten het meest pijnlijke stuk van zwemmen.

in case you haven't noticed already, i hate the cold and jumping into a freezing cold pool is no easy task for me. in case you haven't noticed already, i hate the cold and jumping into a freezing cold pool is no easy task for me.

als het je nog niet opgevallen is, ik haat de kou en om in een ijskoude zwembad te springen is een makkelijke opdracht voor mij.

so here's footage of me procrastinating and struggling to get into the water. so here's footage of me procrastinating and struggling to get into the water.

dus hier is wat beeld van mij die uitstelt en moeite heeft om in het water te komen.

if you're wondering i go through this same process every single time i go for a swim. if you're wondering i go through this same process every single time i go for a swim.

als je je het afvraagt, ik ga door het zelfde proces elke keer als ik ga zwemmen.

someone please make insulated swimsuits, i would buy 30 in each colour. someone please make insulated swimsuits, i would buy 30 in each colour.

iemand alstublieft maak geïsoleerde zwempakken, ik zal er van 30 kopen in elke kleur.

aside from those struggles, however, warm up was good. aside from those struggles, however, warm up was good.

naast die problemen, de warm-up was goed.

i mean, it's pretty much equivalent to the hunger games since there are approximately 72 million people in the pool at once trying to swim. i mean, it's pretty much equivalent to the hunger games since there are approximately 72 million people in the pool at once trying to swim.

but if you go in with fire in your eyes people generally don't mess with you. but if you go in with fire in your eyes people generally don't mess with you.

hey guys, guess what? i'm naked. completely butt naked. hey guys, guess what? i'm naked. completely butt naked.

but anyways, now is the second worst part of the swim meet. but anyways, now is the second worst part of the swim meet.

it's when i actually have to put on my race suit because it's like three sizes too small, it's when i actually have to put on my race suit because it's like three sizes too small,

and it feels like you're compressing yourself into a singularity. it's not fun. and it feels like you're compressing yourself into a singularity. it's not fun.

so yeah, i'm gonna put on my race suit and then i'll you guys behind the blocks in the water when we're swimming past so yeah, i'm gonna put on my race suit and then i'll you guys behind the blocks in the water when we're swimming past

what? okay, i'll see you guys in a bit.

what? okay, i'll see you guys in a bit. and after twenty minutes of slow work, i finally managed to get my suit half on. and after twenty minutes of slow work, i finally managed to get my suit half on.

i was planning on putting the straps on closer to the race since i didn't want my shoulders to be destroyed, but it was still tight. i was planning on putting the straps on closer to the race since i didn't want my shoulders to be destroyed, but it was still tight.

VERY tight.

VERY tight. anyways, it was time for my first race on the schedule the two hundred free: eight lengths of a twenty-five meter pool anyways, it was time for my first race on the schedule the two hundred free: eight lengths of a twenty-five meter pool

i have to admit. i look ridiculous before my races and jumping and dancing, it's just ludicrous i have to admit. i look ridiculous before my races and jumping and dancing, it's just ludicrous

at precisely 9.33 am that morning, i was behind blocks, ready to dive in. at precisely 9.33 am that morning, i was behind blocks, ready to dive in.

at this point, i would like to quickly rant about the two hundred freestyle. at this point, i would like to quickly rant about the two hundred freestyle.

what an odd distance. it's too long to sprint but too short to pace yourself and regardless of how you approach it, what an odd distance. it's too long to sprint but too short to pace yourself and regardless of how you approach it,

you always end with your limbs on fire, so that's fun. you always end with your limbs on fire, so that's fun.

but other than that, i have to admit. this race was pretty good. but other than that, i have to admit. this race was pretty good.

I FELT POWERFUL!!! I FELT POWERFUL!!!

flash forwarding about 1.5 hours, it was time for my next event. flash forwarding about 1.5 hours, it was time for my next event.

this time, it was the medley relay. this time, it was the medley relay.

i started with 50 meters of backstroke, aka nasal destruction. i started with 50 meters of backstroke, aka nasal destruction.

the amount of water you get up your noses is unholy and don't tell me that i should use a nose clip because I've the amount of water you get up your noses is unholy and don't tell me that i should use a nose clip because I've

tried that and i feel, look and sound like squidward and voldemort's lovechild tried that and i feel, look and sound like squidward and voldemort's lovechild

next up, breast stroke. this is Therese and her breast stroke is perfect for my standards at least. next up, breast stroke. this is Therese and her breast stroke is perfect for my standards at least.

breast stroke looks like a frog. it's really not fun. breast stroke looks like a frog. it's really not fun.

then, Jennifer dives into the pool doing butterfly. then, Jennifer dives into the pool doing butterfly.

she has an obsession with saying 'hi sisters' at very impromptu times. she has an obsession with saying 'hi sisters' at very impromptu times.

she's also a solid 7 feet tall. she's also a solid 7 feet tall.

why she hasn't donated some of her height to me yet, we'll never know. why she hasn't donated some of her height to me yet, we'll never know.

and finally, this is Erin.

and finally, this is Erin. erin texted me two days before the meet that she had a 117 degree fahrenheit fever. erin texted me two days before the meet that she had a 117 degree fahrenheit fever.

that's 47.2 degrees celcius. that's 47.2 degrees celcius.

how are you not dead yet?! how are you not dead yet?!

anyways, obviously i was heavily concerned at this point but lo and behold, erin texted me one day later that her body temperature had gone down to 86 degrees fahrenheit anyways, obviously i was heavily concerned at this point but lo and behold, erin texted me one day later that her body temperature had gone down to 86 degrees fahrenheit

for context, normal body temperature is 98.6 degrees fahrenheit for context, normal body temperature is 98.6 degrees fahrenheit

WHAT? you mean to tell me that you are 12 degrees colder than normal, how are you not dead yet? WHAT? you mean to tell me that you are 12 degrees colder than normal, how are you not dead yet?

anyways, I'm glad Erin managed her extreme fluctuating body temperature because you wouldn't have been able to swim without her. anyways, I'm glad Erin managed her extreme fluctuating body temperature because you wouldn't have been able to swim without her.

overall, the relay was a success. we won our heat, things were going well. overall, the relay was a success. we won our heat, things were going well.

*sighs*

*sighs* it was time to do that all over again. you heard me right dudes, this meet has prelims AND finals it was time to do that all over again. you heard me right dudes, this meet has prelims AND finals

so if you're in the top 16 swimmers after your morning race, you get to do it again. so if you're in the top 16 swimmers after your morning race, you get to do it again.

YO, NO, THAT'S JUST PERFECT, THAT'S FANTASTIC, THAT'S GREAT. I LOVE THAT FOR ME! I LOVE THAT FOR YOU, I LOVE THAT FOR EVERYONE ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH. YO, NO, THAT'S JUST PERFECT, THAT'S FANTASTIC, THAT'S GREAT. I LOVE THAT FOR ME! I LOVE THAT FOR YOU, I LOVE THAT FOR EVERYONE ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH.

ladies and gentlemen, finals is upon us. i'm nervous, but you know what, whatever happens happens. i'm not gonna stress about it. ladies and gentlemen, finals is upon us. i'm nervous, but you know what, whatever happens happens. i'm not gonna stress about it.

i think it's worth noting that my spicy crocs have been receiving a lot of stares from people. i think it's worth noting that my spicy crocs have been receiving a lot of stares from people.

i don't know what that's about because to be honest. they're pretty normal-looking, who doesn't own these crocs? i don't know what that's about because to be honest. they're pretty normal-looking, who doesn't own these crocs?

everyone does! anyways wish me luck and I'll see you guys after my races. everyone does! anyways wish me luck and I'll see you guys after my races.

so with that being said I took a caffeine pill to get so with that being said I took a caffeine pill to get

freakin hyped and munched on a slice of bread because i was starting to feel hungry and off to the races i went. freakin hyped and munched on a slice of bread because i was starting to feel hungry and off to the races i went.

first up, the two hundred free. i was ready for battle. funnily enough, i was listening to Gloria Gaynor's 'I Will Survive' first up, the two hundred free. i was ready for battle. funnily enough, i was listening to Gloria Gaynor's 'I Will Survive'

peace was never an option. peace was never an option.

i have to admit, it was at this moment that all the physical activity really hit me i have to admit, it was at this moment that all the physical activity really hit me

i was trashed. my muscles were being held together by flex tape, but you know what? i was trashed. my muscles were being held together by flex tape, but you know what?

that's the purpose of the caffeine pill. am i right or am i right? that's the purpose of the caffeine pill. am i right or am i right?

my goal was to stay with the girl to my left for the longest time possible. my goal was to stay with the girl to my left for the longest time possible.

she was faster than me, and for the most part it worked! she was faster than me, and for the most part it worked!

i ended up coming in second and shaving two fat seconds off my time. i ended up coming in second and shaving two fat seconds off my time.

i have to admit though, going into the final lap, i was just one ball of lactic acid, but it was worth it. i have to admit though, going into the final lap, i was just one ball of lactic acid, but it was worth it.

about 45 minutes later, it was time for the relay. i struggled with my suit to put the straps back on and got ready to jump into the freezing cold pool. about 45 minutes later, it was time for the relay. i struggled with my suit to put the straps back on and got ready to jump into the freezing cold pool.

our goal in this race was to medal, but we weren't too sure about how that would pan out. our goal in this race was to medal, but we weren't too sure about how that would pan out.

let me just say that this was probably the biggest shock of probably the entire swim meet. let me just say that this was probably the biggest shock of probably the entire swim meet.

my posse and I were nervous but we attacked the pool with the fervour of 1000 rhinos my posse and I were nervous but we attacked the pool with the fervour of 1000 rhinos

not only did we end up winning the heat but we also took off four whole seconds from our morning swim!!!! not only did we end up winning the heat but we also took off four whole seconds from our morning swim!!!!

naturally, we were ecstatic! we were exuberant. regardless, this marks the end of day one and let me tell you: i was decomposing. naturally, we were ecstatic! we were exuberant. regardless, this marks the end of day one and let me tell you: i was decomposing.

for one, i was starving so ate a whole baguette, like just the bread, and drove home barely being able to keep my eyes open for one, i was starving so ate a whole baguette, like just the bread, and drove home barely being able to keep my eyes open

once we got home, i put my stuff down, took a quick shower and went to bed and that was it. once we got home, i put my stuff down, took a quick shower and went to bed and that was it.

*spits out mic* *spits out mic*

good morning, everyone. welcome back to aquatic hell day two. good morning, everyone. welcome back to aquatic hell day two.

today, i only have one event, the hundred freestyle. not gonna lie, i'm up against some stiff competition today, i only have one event, the hundred freestyle. not gonna lie, i'm up against some stiff competition

yesterday after the meet, i was absolutely trashed, like I forgot how hard this was. yesterday after the meet, i was absolutely trashed, like I forgot how hard this was.

warm up is later today, it starts at 8:00 instead of 6:45. warm up is later today, it starts at 8:00 instead of 6:45.

anyways, i'm gonna finish my breakfast and I'll see you guys at the pool, bon apetit. anyways, i'm gonna finish my breakfast and I'll see you guys at the pool, bon apetit.

it was 7:30 when we left home. traffic had already decided to throw a temper tantrum so it took longer than expected to get to the pool. it was 7:30 when we left home. traffic had already decided to throw a temper tantrum so it took longer than expected to get to the pool.

i only had one race that day, the hundred meter freestyle. i only had one race that day, the hundred meter freestyle.

it was a mad dash, four lengths of the pool at sonic speed. it was a mad dash, four lengths of the pool at sonic speed.

now, i'm gonna limit my rambling on this day because I don't want to bore you. now, i'm gonna limit my rambling on this day because I don't want to bore you.

at 8 am, i was in the water for a warm up and i was swimming up a hurricane, a tsunami if you will. at 8 am, i was in the water for a warm up and i was swimming up a hurricane, a tsunami if you will.

at 9am, it was time for me to take my caffeine pill. at 9am, it was time for me to take my caffeine pill.

fun fact about these pills, they actually taste awful. fun fact about these pills, they actually taste awful.

they taste like ear wax. don't ask me why i know what that tastes like. they taste like ear wax. don't ask me why i know what that tastes like.

back to the story. i was getting pumped for my second last race. back to the story. i was getting pumped for my second last race.

no joke, i was listening to the soundtrack from the walking dead. some very good and intense bops on there my dudes. no joke, i was listening to the soundtrack from the walking dead. some very good and intense bops on there my dudes.

anyways, the thing about the hundred free is that it's a sprint event. and what does that mean? anyways, the thing about the hundred free is that it's a sprint event. and what does that mean?

it means that you should be at least 8 feet tall. it means that you should be at least 8 feet tall.

so technically, i shouldn't even be here. little 5 foot four and so technically, i shouldn't even be here. little 5 foot four and

3/8's me should just get up and leave. but regardless, i swam like a shark was chasing me and i won my heat and got into the finals safely. 3/8's me should just get up and leave. but regardless, i swam like a shark was chasing me and i won my heat and got into the finals safely.

by this point, it was already time for lunch. by this point, it was already time for lunch.

so i ate a nasty banana, some stinky smelly eggs and a whole block of cheese so i ate a nasty banana, some stinky smelly eggs and a whole block of cheese

i must admit, it was a lunch for champions. back to the program. i must admit, it was a lunch for champions. back to the program.

four hours later, it was time for my final race of the entire meet. four hours later, it was time for my final race of the entire meet.

in terms of the race itself, however, i was actually pretty pleased with how it went. in terms of the race itself, however, i was actually pretty pleased with how it went.

i was quite behind after the first 50 meters, i was quite behind after the first 50 meters,

but i almost caught up to a girl and first after the third length but i almost caught up to a girl and first after the third length

it was pretty decent and i, again, finished in second. it was pretty decent and i, again, finished in second.

after the meet, we drove home. as both me and my mom were ravenous, and decided to order an extra large extra cheesy and extra thick after the meet, we drove home. as both me and my mom were ravenous, and decided to order an extra large extra cheesy and extra thick

celebratory pizza.

celebratory pizza. it was scrumptious and don't you dare attack me for eating it with a spork and foon. it was scrumptious and don't you dare attack me for eating it with a spork and foon.

and that was it! that was my entire swim meet experience. and that was it! that was my entire swim meet experience.

i would like to thank my mum for chaperoning me everywhere, my ridiculously tiny racing suit, and of course my caffeine pills. i would like to thank my mum for chaperoning me everywhere, my ridiculously tiny racing suit, and of course my caffeine pills.

i hope you enjoyed this video because i sure as hell just got such bad anxiety from i hope you enjoyed this video because i sure as hell just got such bad anxiety from

rewatching all my races and i will see you in the next one :) rewatching all my races and i will see you in the next one :)