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English Hector Razon
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[ raps ]
Super Smash Bros. Brawl is the third installment in Nintendo's acclaimed party fighter series,
developed by the HAL computer from that movie,
the... P-Planet of the Apes.
Play as all the classics.
Goomba,
Herman & Hank,
Crashing Bandicoot,
Crappy God of War,
Tanooki Suit Mario,
And they even got a girl character.
This intro has the stupidest lyrics ever written by a band...
Nah, wait a minute...
...actually the third stupidest lyrics ever written-
At first, the amount of moves you have is a little overwhelming,
cause in Brawl you had like, eight moves,
in this one, you have, like twelve
million
Here's something that you don't see in Brawl: combos.
It's a good idea to learn your bread & butters before you hop online,
but honestly, a lot of these characters don't even need combos.
The most important thing is to learn how to set up your supers
the only way to kill somebody is to hit 'em with one of your supers,
and you can't, like, knock em off the stage like in Smash Bros,
so the more obscure your character is,
the more likely you are to hit somebody with your special.
Nobody picks Jade...
...uh, nobody picks Fat Bitch...
...what the hell is this...?
Sir Daniel? I'm the only person in the world who remembers that game,
and I don't even fuckin' remember that game-
Ohhh they got Spike from fuckin', uh,
Chimp Collector!
Nobody picks this guy.
("I'm ready, Professor!")
Didn't I say never to call me that in public?
They'll never see this shit coming.
...what the hell-
[ Tips From Da Pros theme plays ]
I'm gonna show you right now how to play Big Daddy
from fuckin' Adam Sandler's Biodome.
You just mash down on the triangle button like
boom boom BOOM BOOM BOOM
LEVEL THREE and then you turn on the sink like
FUCK
BOOSH ("...and you wanna kill everybody Mike you know")
There are some weird exclusions from the multiplayer,
like there's no 1v1 matchmaking,
so the standard mode you'll be playing online
is, uh, 2v2 stock...
For whatever reason, the default ranked mode is free-for-all...
...timed mode.
Brawl's matchmaking was timed mode too,
w-
Who the FUCK plays TIMED MODE?
And another thing, why does the game disband your group after every match,
why not just give each player a rematch option after the round's over
instead of having to find a whole new group and go through all that downtime again,
and when you lose to someone, you always want revenge,
so why not give people that option?!
And another thing, sometimes it gives you the wrong character,
and whenever some dude gets pissed and leaves, if it's the host it ends the whole match,
and sometimes a guy loads in and you can't even see him, and sometimes just fuckin' zooms in on sq-
PIZZA PAAAAAHHHTY
...It's still better than Brawl's online, though.
All right Donkey Kong,
go left.
[ lags ]
Nine hundred & thirty, okay, sometimes you just lose right in the loading screen...
Oh wait... he disconnected or something!
It's just Kratos by himself, ohh man....
He has more moves in this than he does in God of War...
Aw shit...
Fuck.
FuCK.
F U C K!
God DAMNIT
God DAMNIT out of 5.
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