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Lizzie: In my last video, some of you thought I went a little dramatic on William Darcy.
Někteří z vás si mysleli, že jsem zobrazila Williama Darcyho trošku dramaticky.
I know it may have seemed a bit harsh. In this video, I am going to tell you a story. A story of a wedding.
A i když se to mohlo zdát trošku drsné, povím vám příběh.
A painful wedding. Where a man and a woman were forced to dance together
Příběh o svatbě. Nepříjemné svatbě. Kde byli muž a žena přinuceni spolu tančit
because of some stupid binding tradition that should be banned for all time.
kvůli nějaké stupidní slučovací tradici, která by se měla navždy zakázát.
So if you haven't guessed it yet, yeah, I caught the bouquet.
Pokud jste to ještě neuhádli... Jo, chytila jsem kytici.
And guess what stuck up, pompous prick caught the garter? Yeah.
A hádejte, který arogantní namyšlený blbec chytil podvazek? Jo.
My name is Lizzie Bennet and this is the story of the most awkward dance EVER.
Jmenuji se Lizzie Bennetová a tohle je příběh o nejdivnějším tanci na světě.
"The Most Awkward Dance Ever" Written by Bernie Su
"Nejdivnější tanec na světě" Napsal Bernie Su
So you're all probably wondering, how did this ridiculous set of circumstances happen?
Všichni asi přemýšlíte, jak k této směšné souhře okolností došlo.
Oh trust me, I am too.
Věřte mi, já taky.
I was standing against the wall, minding my own business.
Stála jsem u zdi, hleděla si svého.
Well, really I was watching Bing and Jane dance song after song.
Vlastně jsem sledovala Binga a Jane tančit jednu píseň za druhou.
And then watching my mom pump her fist so that everyone else in the world knew of her unbridled success.
A potom jsem sledovala, jak máma sevřela vítězně pěst, aby každý na světě věděl o jejím ohromném úspěchu.
Lizzie, who's that dancing with Bing Lee, the rich new neighbor who's studying to be a doctor?
Lizzie, kdo to tančí s Bingem, tím novým bohatým sousedem, který studuje medicínu?
For the tenth time, it's your eldest, most perfect daughter, Jane.
Po desáté, je to tvoje nejstarší nejdokonalejší dcera, Jane.
This is the happiest day of my life!
Tohle je ten nejšťastnější den mého života!
What about the day you married dad? Or the days your three daughters were born?
Co den, kdy sis vzala tátu? Nebo když se ti narodily tvé tři dcery?
Nope! It's today!
Ne! Je to dnešek!
Now, see, at that point? I was okay.
V té chvíli? Byla jsem v pohodě.
I mean, not totally thrilled, but okay. But then came time for the bouquet toss.
Ne zrovna nadšená, ale v pohodě. Pak ale přišel čas na hod kyticí.
Or as it is to my mother, her last, best hope to match off one of her single, pathetic daughters.
Pro moji matku poslední naděje udat jednu ze svých svobodných beznadějných dcer.
I didn't so much catch it as prevent it from smashing into my face.
Nechytila jsem to, spíše jsem zabránila, aby mi to mrštilo do tváře.
But I figured my mom probably paid off Ellen Gibson to throw it directly at me.
Zjistila jsem, že máma asi Ellen Gibsonové zaplatila, aby to hodila přímo na mě.
I wonder how much my misery is worth to my mother.
Na kolik si matka asi cení mé mizérie?
So anyway, fast-forward. Darcy's standing as far away from the clump of bachelors as possible.
Popojedem. Darcy stojí co možná nejdál od skupinky svobodných mládenců.
To allow for minimal chance of interaction with other humans.
Aby připustil minimální šanci interakce s ostatními lidskými tvory.
Yet somehow, mustered the hospitality to catch the garter.
Přesto byl tak ochotný a chytil podvazek. Poté, co ho to trefilo do hrudníku.
After it hit him in the chest. So there we were. Forcing smiles. For the dog and stuck-up pony show.
Tak jsme tam stáli. Nutili se do úsměvů. Jako dvě cvičené opice.
Or should that be the stuck-up dog and pony show?
Nebo spíše jedna nafoukaná cvičená opice.
But that Darcy…what a charmer!
Ale ten Darcy… Jak okouzlující!
Stone. Freaking. Statue.
Kamenná podělaná socha.
Like, can't you just imagine fake happiness and force a smile?
Nemůžeš aspoň předstírat radost a přinutit se k úsměvu?
So there's me, being the lady, following his lead.
Já se chovám jako dáma, nechám se jím vést.
More like swaying to his sway. It was like he was trying to hear the crickets in the next county.
Spíše se pohupuju podle něj. Bylo to, jako kdyby chtěl slyšet špendlík spadnout v sousedním okrese.
And when I asked him if he actually liked it here in town?
A když jsem se zeptala, jestli se mu ve městě líbí?
Not especially.
Nijak zvlášť.
Do you enjoy dancing? Not if I can help it.
-Tančíš rád? -Snažím se tomu vyhýbat.
Glad to rock your world, there, Darcy.
Ráda jsem ti udělala radost, Darcy.
So the dance ends. I swayed, he snobbed. And he actually thanked me for the dance.
Tanec je u konce. Já jsem zavrávorala, on mě přehlížel. A dokonce mi za tanec poděkoval.
So then I head back to my wall, where Charlotte is waiting.
Pak mířím zpět ke své zdi, kde čeká Charlotte.
I give her the skinny, we laugh, and then we head outside. And that's when I hear him talking to Bing.
Povím jí fakta, smějeme se a jdeme ven. A pak ho slyším, jak mluví s Bingem.
You're dancing with the only tolerable girl in the room, so stop wasting your time with me.
Tančíš s jedinou obstojnou holkou v sále, tak přestaň mrhat časem se mnou.
Sure, Lizzie's decent enough, but why would I continue to dance with her when no one else does?
Jistě, Lizzie ujde. Ale proč bych s ní měl tančit, když nikdo jiný ne?
I mean it's-- who is he to-- I mean, I'm not even going to give him the satisfaction.
To je… Kdo je, aby… Ani mu nehodlám dát zadostiučinění.
Well, Mister Darcy, I hope it's not too lonely on the pedestal you've put yourself on.
Pane Darcy, doufám, že vám na tom piedestalu, na který jste se postavil, není smutno.
It's safe to say, I like you even less than you like me.
S jistotou můžu říct, že tě mám ráda ještě míň, než ty máš rád mě.
Lizzie Bennet. Decent enough.
Lizzie Bennetová. Ujde. České titulky: Barbora Štivarová
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