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Hey guys.
Hei alle sammen.
Welcome to my brand new game,
Velkommen til det nye spillet,
Five Night's at fred- *footsteps of doom*
Five Nights at fred-
Oh, fuck me.
Åh, faen
Oh, fuck me in the ass right now.
Åh, faen ta meg
Okay, I think he's gone.
Okay, jeg tror han stakk
I think he's gone.
Jeg tror han stakk
I made a flash bang
Jeg har lagd en flash bang
Uh
Uh
Th-the-these are actually really useful,
D-disse er faktisk veldig nyttige
you throw them to create... uh.
Du kaster dem for å... uh.
I-I uh-didn't mean to...-
D-det var ikke meningen å-
[explosion] So now we got to repair some shitty cameras apparently
Så må jeg fikse noen dårlige kameraer
Something which no one gives a shit about.
Ingen bryr seg om det uansett
Okay...
Okay...
There he is again.
Der er han igjen
*doom time*
Herr... Store slemme romvesen
Mr... Big bad alien. He's gettin' pretty close...
Han nærmer seg
He's close... Wherever he is.
Han er nær... Hvor enn han er.
Oh shit.
Åh faen
Last stand boys!
SISTE FORSØK GUTTER
*dumbass*
*For en tabbe*
*Mistakes have been made*
Løp,
Run,
Løp.
Run. [RUNNING INTENSIFIES]
*Løper som faen*
CLIMB!
KRABB!
Climb! -Into the vent!
Krabb! -Inn i ventilasjonen!
Please!
Vær så snill!
(Shushed) -Oh fuck!
(hvisker) Faen!
Please... *horrible agonizing death*
Vær så snill...
Now...
Du skjønner...
My biggest mistake there was...
Min største tabbe var å...
Firing; at the alien.
Skyte på romvesenet
So after playing this game for quite awhile,
Etter å ha spilt ganske så lenge,
I've actually developed a really good strategy
Har jeg klart å lage en strategi
To, uh...
For å, uh...
Completing
Fullføre
Alien Isolation.
Alien Isolation. Så, STEG 1... Ikke skyt på romvesenet STEG 2...
Gjem deg fra romvesenet STEG 3 Bare... Slett spillet.
Alien's just kinda' like... hangin' around there.
Romvesenet bare... Driver med noe der borte.
(Does a jig)
Aaahh, nooo...
Aaahh, neeii
No no no no no no no no no
Nei nei nei nei nei nei nei nei nei
(I think we get it)
*Dramatisering*
Hey-you got f-pranked!
Hah, du ble lurt!
[explosion] Haha! (Pranked!)
Haha! (Lurt!)
'S probably best to hide now. [hiding intensifies]
Kanskje det er lurt å gjemme seg.
R.I.P. Pyrocynical.
*R.I.P Pyrocynical*
That genuinely scared the shit outta me.
Det skremte vettet av meg.
Oh my god.
Herregud.
That genuinely-
Det var seriøst-
It's not the alien... It's the footsteps.
Det er ikke romvesenet... Det er skrittene.
I don't know why but the footsteps are fucking terrifying.
Jeg vet ikke hvorfor, men skrittene er jævlig skumle.
'cause you just hear them get louder and closer and... Frequent.
Man hører liksom at de blir høyere og nærmere og... Hyppig.
Genuinely fucking terrifying.
Helt jævlig skummelt.
So I'm going to try and throw a noisemaker, distract the alien.
Jeg skal prøve å kaste en lydgranat, for å distrahere romvesenet
Oh shit.
Åh faen.
So uh...
Så uh...
Th-that wasn't the best thrown noisemaker.
D-det var kanskje ikke den lureste lydgranaten
Oh no.
Åh nei.
You okay buddy? *ignores step 1* *Ignores step 1 again*
Går det bra, vennen?
You okay? *ignores step 1 for the third time*
Alt vel?
Oh my god I'm actually killing him?
Herregud, dreper jeg ham?
No way!
Du tuller!
*uses his last shot to ignore step 1* I-uh just realized I'm outta ammo... uh.
Jeg-uh har ikke mer ammo... uh.
Flamethrower, please. *ignores step 1 for the fifth time in a row*
Flammekaster, vær så snill.
I think I killed him.
Jeg tror han døde
Shotgun! You are now my new best friend, Holy shit!
Hagle! Du er nå min nye beste venn, fy faen!
Now I'm going to try something very experimental here, alright?
Nå skal jeg prøve å gjøre noe lurt, skjønner du?
Somethin'... Somethin' that no one's really tried before.
Noe... Noe som ingen har egentlig prøvd før.
I'm gonna try and... Stun-baton...
Jeg skal prøve å... Paralysere.
The alien.
Romvesenet.
Did it work?
Funket det?
No way it didn't work.
Nei, det funket ikke.
Y'see... Y'don't really see guides on the internet how to-uh... Stun-baton an alien.
Du skjønner... Man finner ikke tips om hvor man paralyserer romvesenet på internettet.
That's probably why. *for 'murica*
Det er sikkert hvorfor.
*I mean Britain whatever.*
Faen ta deg
Fuck you.
"Er det Ripley...?"
"Is that Ripley...?" No, It's death.
Nei, det er døden.
M'sorry... I-I'm-I'm-... Fuck.
Beklager... J-jeg... Faen.
I... I Fucked up again.
Jeg... Jeg gjorde det feil igjen.
Guys... Jees, you wanna see a really epic prank?
Dere... Vil dere se en skikkelig kul spøk?
Look'it this, Look'it this.
Se nå, se nå.
(HAH) GOT EEM!
HAH, GOT'EEM!
Wh...
Hv...
WH...
HV...
WHA...
HVA...
Oh no...
Åh nei...
No-no! N-no!
Nei-nei! N-nei!
Flamer-Flamer-Flamer! Flamer!
Flamme-flamme-flamme! Flamme!
Didn't even scare me...
Skremte meg ikke engang...
Okay, so... I switched the game-modes, and now I'm doing some kind of like...
Okay, så... Jeg endret spill-modusen, og nå spiller jeg...
Survivor mode where you got to complete a bunch of gay challenges
Overlevelses-modus, hvor du må fullføre noen homse-utfordringer
As a wise man once told me,
En vis mann fortalte meg en gang...
Complete a challenge a day and...
Fullfør en utfordring hver dag og...
...Kill yourself
...Ta livet.
Y'-Y'know what...
V-vet du hva...
I fuckin' hate goin' into vents in this game, I really do. They scare the shit outta me honestly.
Jeg hater å gå gjennom den jævla ventilasjonen. Jeg blir så redd.
S'like, if you're out in the open you can at least like see the alien.
Liksom, hvis du er i et åpent område, så kan du se romvesenet
Y'see... I-I don't like that shit!
Ser du? J-jeg liker ikke det!
D'ya hear that?
Hører du det?
I hate that shit!
JEG HATER DET!
...Gimme outta this vent.
...Slipp meg ut.
Let's restart this bad boy.
La oss fikse denne jævelen.
Oh god.
Herregud.
Dude you need a new jacket, holy shit.
Dude, du trenger en ny jakke, fy faen.
I'm not really too sure what I did.
Jeg er ikke sikker på hva jeg gjorde.
I hit a button... Something happened.
Jeg trykket på noe... Noe skjedde.
Honestly that is Alien Isolation in a nut shell...
Det er liksom Alien Isolation i et nøtteskall...
S'literally... You hit a button...
Liksom... Du trykker på noe...
Somethin' happens.
Noe skjer.
A door unlocks somewhere.
En dør åpner seg et sted.
That's it... that's the entire game.
Det er alt... Det er hele spillet.
...And now there's something on my radar.
...Og nå ser jeg noe på radaren min.
I'm gonna fuckin' die. Oh god.
Jeg skal faen meg dø. Herregud.
Y'see...
Du skjønner...
The main problem is, guys...
Det største problemet er...
Y'take a quick look at my inventory.
Se godt på det jeg har.
I actually have... Nothing capable of fighting off the alien.
Jeg har faktisk... Ikke noe som kan brukes for å slå romvesenet.
I got a shotgun, but...
Jeg har en hagle, men...
That doesn't do shit.
Den er ubrukelig.
Thee-uh...
Det-uh...
The amount of dead bodies in this area is increased from-uh...
Det er flere lik her enn-uh...
None, to about... Five, so far.
Det gikk fra null til... Fem lik, så langt.
So...
Så...
Th-that's a warning sign, really...
D-det er en advarsel, sånn seriøst.
I just need to finish up here as quick as possible.
Jeg må bare bli ferdig så fort som mulig.
As my samurai grand-father once told me,
Min gamle samurai bestefar fortalte meg,
"You see a dead body..."
"Hvis du ser et dødt lik..."
"...You run like a little bitch."
"...Løp som en liten pyse."
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Herregud. Herregud.
*Ominous footsteps approaching*
*Skumle skritt som nærmer seg*
A-UH-H!
Ahh!
Fuck..
Helvete...
Fuckn' Anus..!
Helvetes penis...!
This is not good, this is not good.
Dette er ikke bra, dette er ikke bra.
Okay...
Åh-ok.
I think he's gone.
Jeg tror han stakk.
I think he's gone.
Jeg tror han stakk.
I think he's gone.
Jeg tror han stakk.
Nope, he's comin' back!
NEI, HAN KOMMER TILBAKE
Second round, second round.
Andre forsøk, andre forsøk
So, he-he's 70 meters away, right?
S-så, han er rundt 70 meter unna, ikke sant?
This game expects me to hack this...
Spillet forventer at jeg kan hacke dette...
-Fuckin' hell.
-Helvete heller!
I'm honestly quite scared now 'cause-uh.. He could just come around the corner.
Jeg er faktisk litt redd nå fordi uh... Han kan liksom bare komme bak meg nå.
Bite 'ma face off and kill me.
Bite av meg ansiktet og drepe meg.
He-he didn't kill me.
H-han drepte meg ikke.
So... That means the suffering prolongs itself.
Så... Da fortsetter bare lidelsen.
What.
Hva.
*Wheeze*
*Latter*
W-h-what?
H-h-hva?
Oh shit. -Hello?
Åh shit. -Hallo?
Oh shit, Okay.
Åh shit. Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Sir... I'd appreciate...
Sir... Jeg hadde satt pris på om...
If you could stop...
Du kunne stoppe...
'Cause I'm goin' to have to throw a flashbang at you.
Fordi nå må jeg hive en flashbang på deg.
Time for the kill.
På tide å ta ham.
God... The human enemies in this game are absolute shit though, they're just not a threat at all.
Wow... Menneskene i dette spillet er helt dumme, det er ikke en fare i det hele tatt.
I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you!
Jeg skal ta deg, jeg skal ta deg!
I'm gonna get you!
JEG SKAL TA DEG
They're just not a threat at all.
De er ikke farlige i det hele tatt.
Absolute shit.
Helt jævlig.
What if I use the flamethrower?
Hva om jeg bruker flammekasteren?
Oh, Holy shit.
Åh, fy faen.
That's-uh... That's a bit excessive.
Det er uh... Det er litt overdrevent.
Think I'll use it again.
Jeg tror jeg skal bruke den igjen.
Y-You do realize this is bullet-proof glass right?
Du er klar over at du skyter på skuddsikkert glass?
You're not going to be able to shoot through it.
Du kommer ikke til å skyte gjennom den.
He's gone actually insane...
Han har gått fra vettet...
Actually insane.
Helt fra vettet
-I'm goin' to have to put you down dude I'm sorry.
-Jeg må nok drepe deg, jeg beklager.
Oh Okay, uh...
Åh ok, uh...
L'me-Let me just reload this uh...
L-la meg bare lade våpenet mitt uh...
Kind-uh missed that.
Jeg uh, bomma litt.
Let me charge that up again, kay?
La meg skyte deg igjen, ok?
Thank you for waiting, thank you.
Takk for at du ventet, tusen takk.
-Really, Really kind of you to-.
Veldig, veldig snilt av deg å-
So...
Så...
There seems to be quite a lot of people here, right?
Det virker som om det er mange her, ikke sant?
Quite-Quite a lot of humans.
Ganske-ganske så mange mennesker.
This is right!
Dette her!
This! This is proof...
Dette! Det er bevis...
...That Alien Isolation has some of the worst en-
...At Alien Isolation har de verste fien-
*Stroke*
*Heftig pause*
N-not including the alien, alright?
B-bortsett fra romvesenet, ok?
I-I'm fucking terrified of the alien.
J-jeg er liveredd for romvesenet.
The Xenomorph
"Zeno-morphen"
The humans in this game...
Menneskene i dette spillet...
Are possibly the worst enemies I have ever fought in my entire life.
Er de svakeste fiendene jeg har slått i hele mitt liv.
They're literally the rad-roaches from Fallout 4.
De er like svake som kakerlakkene fra Fall Out 4.
They're the fucking rad roaches that you fight at the start at the game, and that you never see ever again.
De er de jævla kakerlakkene som du kjemper i starten av spillet som du aldri ser igjen.
Y'know... I-I'm sorry, right? I-I gotta' reload that. 'Cause that was terrible, right? I-I want a challenge.
Ok... Jeg beklager, ok? Men jeg må bare gjenta det. Det var helt elendig. Jeg vil ha en utfordring.
So let's try that again, right?
La oss prøve det igjen, ok?
Let's... purposely miss the shot and get their attention and see how they react.
La oss... bomme med vilje for å se om de reagerer på det.
Right?
Okay?
Okay.
Okay.
'Y-You're missing all your shots.
Dere bommer på alle skuddene deres.
You hit me once, y'hit me once.
Dere traff meg en gang, bare en gang.
You've just set yourself on fire!-
Du gikk rett over ilden!-
The Xenomorphs,
Zeno-morphene,
The Joes,
The Joes,
They're great.
De er fantastiske.
The humans in this game...
Menneskene i dette spillet...
*Stroke #2*
*Heftig pause nr. 2*
I get it, they're meant to be the weakest enemy. Y'know, people are weak, y'know... I get that, but...
Jeg skjønner, det er meningen at de skal være svake. Mennesker er svake, jeg vet... Jeg skjønner, men...
Th-they're just so shit!
D-de er helt elendige!
They're doing more damage themself then me!
De skader seg selv mer enn de skader meg!
Alright let's try this again
Ok, la oss prøve det igjen.
What are they gonna' do.
Hva skal de gjøre nå?
Alright... You actually managed to shoot me there, congratulations.
Okay... Du klarte faktisk å treffe meg, gratulerer.
Y-You gonna'... -Y'gonna' take cover?
Skal dere... Skal dere gjemme dere?
It ain't like...
Det er liksom...
Bruh,
Bruh,
*stroke #3*
*Heftig pause nr. 3*
Look'it this... If I kill one of you...
Se nå... Nå jeg dreper en av dere...
What you gonna' do?
Hva skal dere gjøre nå?
You can shoot me!
Du kan skyte meg!
Y-You-You know what. You-y'just gonna' let me heal aren't you? -I'm just gonna' heal, get all my health back.
D-du skjønner, du gir meg bare mer tid for å helbrede meg selv, ikke sant? La meg bare helbrede meg selv.
You know what? I'm dealing with you guys in a very professional way.
Vet du hva? Jeg skal ta dere på en profesjonell måte.
'Scuse me, I-I just need to heal, Yeah? Give me a second. I'll be right with you.
Beklager, jeg må bare helbrede meg selv, ok? Gi meg et sekund, jeg kommer tilbake.
Thank you.
Tusen takk.
The AI man.
Dette nivået.
The fucking AI of Alien Isolation. "Someone just went too far! D:<"
Dette nivået på Alien Isolation.
Woman.
Kjære.
Woman.
Kjære.
What the fuck is this?!
Hva faen er dette?
WHAT?
HVA?
WHAT??
HVA??
*The stroke of 69*
*Heftig pause nr. 4*
WHA..? WHAT?
HV..? HVA?
WHAT?
HVA??
WHAT? *Smashes keyboard with brute force*
HVA? *Slår hodet i keyboardet for å ta livet*
So in conclusion... I give,
Så i konklusjon, gir jeg
Alien Isolation; a solid,
Alien Isolation; en solid
End my life, out of 10.
Drep meg, ut av 10
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