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Lo que aprendí cuando se burlaron de mi en el seminario
[Music]
Hola, mi nombre es P. Mike Schmitz y esto es Ascensión Presenta
hi my name's fella Mike Smith and this
Cuando estaba en el seminario
is Ascension present so back when I was
al fin de cada año
in the seminary at the end of the every
para los que se graduaban, los hombres que se iban a ordenar
year for the graduating guys or the guys
los otros, los hombres de la clase anterior
getting ordained the rest of the guys actually the class behind them would put
hacian una . . . fiesta
on this party in and would do kind of
y les hacian, como una burla
like a roast but what they would do is
y lo que hacían, es hacer chistes de las idiosincrasias que cada uno de ellos tenía
they would kind of pick on the little idiosyncrasies every guy had and kind of
y hacian una sá-sátira? Se tira? Sátira. Si, una sátira.
do a skit skit sketch a sketch sketch
Una cosa.
slash skit a thing about each one of
Acerca de cada uno de ellos
them and so I knew it was coming you
Y entonces ya sabía lo que iba a pasar
know I and I truth be told I kind of
y - les digo la verdad - me sentí como Michael Scott
felt like Michael Scott you know one
en ese episodio (del The Office), que quería que le hicieran burla
episode where he wants to be roasted
porque pense "O, que es lo se les hace gracioso de mi?"
because I thought like oh what's the funny thing they're gonna find about me
"Como me conocen aquí en el seminario?"
like what am i known for here at the
Y, cuando él lo hizo,
seminary and when the guy did it he's an
Él es un tipo impresionante, el sacerdote de la archdioceses de san Paul Minneapolis,
awesome guy priesthood they are psyched
De lo que me conocían, era conocido por siempre andar en bicicleta, correr o nadar
to see st. Paul Minneapolis what I was going for was I was known for always biking or running or swimming I trained
Me entrené para un montón de triatlones en el seminario
for a lot of triathlons back in the
-sería más inteligente ahora si no hubiera entrenado tanto- pero eso es lo que hice
seminary I would be smarter now if I had not trained so much that's what I did
Recuerdo estar sentado allí pensando "en serio, eso es todo?"
anyways I remember it sitting there thinking like seriously that's it like
Es todo lo que se te ocurre cuando piensas de mi?
that's all you can think of like when it
Ese fue el impacto que he hecho aquí?
comes to me that's the impact that I've
Aquí me conocen como el tipo que siempre está corriendo, andando en bicicleta o nadando.
made here what I've known for is I'm the guy who's always running or biking or
Y recuerdo que me sentí un poco decepcionado
swimming and remember being a little
Esto revela completamente mi propio orgullo
disappointed now this just completely reveals my own pride my own vanity my
mi propia vanidad, mi propio egocentrismo, verdad?
own self-centeredness right now thinking
Estaba pensando en esto porque
about this because I think all of us
creo que todos nosotros queremos ser conocidos por algo
want to be known for something it's the
Es la forma en que nos vemos primero
way that we see ourselves first I'm the
Soy el gracioso, soy el inteligente
funny one I am the smart one I am the
Soy el extrovertido, soy el timido
outgoing one I'm the quiet one I am the
Soy el _______.
whatever fill in the blank and are those
Y esas cosas valen la pena?
things worth it I was praying about the
Yo estaba en oración sobre los apóstoles el otro día
apostles the other day not just the
No sólo los apóstoles que todo el mundo sabe, como Pedro
apostles everyone knows like Peter
todo el mundo sabe sobre Pedro
everyone knows about Peter right Peter's
Pedro es conocido por decir cosas que no debería haber dicho
known for sticking his foot in his mouth
Pedro es conocido por ser la roca sobre la cual Jesús construyó su iglesia
Peter is known for being the rock upon which Jesus Christ built his church
Pedro es conocido por negar a Jesús
Peter is known for denying Jesus Peter
Pedro es conocido por decir que ama a Jesús
is known for saying that he loves Jesus
Pedro es conocido por ser crucificado de cabeza
Peter is known for being crucified
Pablo es conocido, no uno de los doce, pero Pablo es un apóstol
upside down Paul is known not one of the twelve but
y él es conocido por todas sus enseñanzas, verdad?
Paul's an apostle and he's known for all his teachings right John the beloved is
Juan, el amado, es conocido como el amado!
known as being the beloved he's known
Es conocido por ser el discípulo a quien Jesús amaba.
through being the beloved disciple
Tomás es conocido por dudar de Jesús, pero también
Thomas is known for doubting Jesus but
Tomás es conocido por ser el evangelista de la India
also Thomas is known for being the Evangelist of India all these different apostles
Todos estos apóstoles son conocidos por algo
are known for something but there's a
Pero hay un par de apóstoles que realmente no sabemos nada acerca de ellos
couple of puzzles we don't really know
En realidad no sabemos nada de Bartolomé
anything about we don't know anything
No sabemos nada de Santiago el Menor, de hecho
about bartholomae we don't really know
piensa en Santiago el Menor
anything about change the less in fact think of think of James the less all we
todo lo que sabemos del apóstol Santiago el Menor
know about the Apostle James the less is
es que no es Santiago el Mayor!
that he wasn't James the greater he
Él no era Santiago, el hijo de Zebedeo, era hijo de Alfeo.
wasn't James the son of Zebedee he was James the son of Alphaeus I don't know
No sabemos nada de él. Todo lo que sabemos...
anything about him all we know about
sobre Santiago, y los otros apóstoles menos conocidos
James and some of the other lesser-known
todo lo que sabemos es que eran amigos de Jesús
apostles all we know is that they were
eso es todo
friends of Jesus that's it
eran amigos de Jesús
they were friends of Jesus yeah we may
Si, tal vez sabemos cómo murieron, sabemos cómo fueron testigos de Cristo
be we know how they died maybe we know how they how they witness to Christ for
pero en realidad todo lo que sabemos es que eran emigos de Jesús
when it comes down to it all we know is that they were friends of Jesus I think
Y pienso en mí mismo hace catorce años cuando fui ordenado
back to myself you know 14 years ago when I was ordained I wanted to be known
y querer que me conozcan por una cosa o la otra
for this or that or whatever maybe
Tal vez estás viendo este video ahora pensando, como quiero que me conozcan?
yourself right now watching this thing what do you want to be known for and I
Y quiero decir esto: que al final de mi vida, al final de tu vida
would just say this at the end of my life and at the end of your life I hope
espero que nos conozcan nada mas como amigos de Jesús.
the leaders week we can just be known as friends of Jesus because everything else
y probablemente que todo lo demás sea algo bueno, verdad?
is it's good probably right as a good
Un buen papá, una buena mamá, un buen marido, una buena esposa
dad as a good mom as good husband as a
Un buen trabajador, un buen triatleta. Lo que sea, no lo sé. pero
good wife as a good worker as a good triathlete whatever I don't know but to
Ser conocido como amigo de Jesús
be known as a friend of Jesus I can't
No puedo imaginar que cualquier otra cosa puede importar Yo era conocido como el tipo que corría, andaba en bicicleta y nadaba porque siempre corrí ande en bici y nadé Pero que pasaría si siempre caminé en este mundo como un amigo de Jesús
imagine that anything else would even come close I was known as a guy who ran biked and slam because I always ran bike can swim but what if I always walked
through this world as a friend of Jesus
Entonces yo sería conocido como una persona que es Su amigo. Y tu también
and I'd be known as a person who was his friend and you would be known if you
Si tu caminas a través de este mundo como un amigo de Jesús,
walked through this world as a friend of
tu serías conocido como alguien que es Su amigo.
Jesus you'd be known as someone who was
Creo que -
his friend I think that's I think have
Creo que eso es un gran objetivo
something to shoot for because that's
Porque eso es algo que vale la pena de ser conocido
something worth being known for from all
De todos nosotros aquí en Ascension Presents, mi nombre es el Padre Mike. Que Dios los bendiga.
of us here to cinch presents my name is father Mike god bless you
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