IMPROVÁVEL - FRASES #8YouTube↗  IA↗(long shot)
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"Whose Line"! Here's the deal...
¡"Frases"! Es así...
Each one will pick two sentences, okay? They have never seen these sentences.
Ellos van a agarrar dos frases, ¿dale? Ellos nunca viran esas frases.
Anderson and Daniel will pick two sentences and will keep them in their pockets...
Anderson y Daniel van a agarrar dos frases y dejarlas en sus bolsillos...
They never saw them and they will keep them...
Ellos nunca viran y van a dejarlas...
And when they feel like it, they will put the sentences in the story.
Cuando ellos sentiren, van a poner la frase en la historia.
I'm gonna ask the people form the back. Where the scene takes place?
Voy a pedir a la gente de tras ¿Donde la escena comienza?
Call center!
¡Call center!
Good, good! Call center.
¡Bueno, bueno! Call center.
I'm feeling she is... Who said call center?
Yo creo que ella es... ¿Quien dijo call center?
Do you work in a call center?
¿Trabajas en un call center?
She works at a call center, people!
¡Ella trabaja en un call center, chicos!
Honey, you're brave, people will want to hit you in the way out.
Cariño, tienes coraje, la gente quier te pegar.
Call center, wow, that's sweet!
Call center, wow, ¡es dulce!
Call center, go!
Call center, ¡comencen!
Your résumé is very good.
Su currículum es muy bueno.
- Do you want some sugar water?
- ¿Quieres agua con azúcar?
- I'm okay!
- ¡Estoy bien!
No! You are "going to be ok". Start learning!
¡No! Vas a estar quedandose bien. ¡Empieze a aprender!
Thanks!
¡Gracias!
Here in... Here in our company,
Acá... Aquí en nuestra empresa,
we have this motto:
tenemos este lema:
"I think I'm on the rag".
'Creo que estoy volando la bandera'.
When the customer calls, you have to be on the rag!
¡Cuando el cliente llama, tú tienes que estar volando la bandera!
Let's do some training!
¡Vamos a entrenar!
I'm on the rag!
¡Estoy volando la bandera!
Yes... You don't have to tell our motto to the customers.
Sí ... Tú no tienes que decir nuestro lema a los clientes.
It's because I'm on the rag.
Es porque estoy volando la bandera.
I don't give a fuck.
No me cago.
Hum... Let's see...
Hum... Dejame ver...
Listen, lady? What's your name?
Oiga, señorita. ¿Como te llamas?
Good night, Rosângela, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, may I be helping?
Buenas Noches, Rosângela, Feliz Navidad, Feliz año nuevo, ¿puedo estar ayudando?
Perfect, perfect!
¡Perfecto, perfecto!
I have a problem with my cable, in my secondary TV...
Tengo un problema con mi cable, en mi segundo plugue.
What can you do about it?
¿Que puedo hacer?
Oh, sir...
Oh, señor...
"Hey Santa Claus, ya can't do this way!"
'Oye Papá Noel, no se puede hacer de esta manera'!
Anything else, sir?
¿Algo más, señor?
Shall we try again?
¿Podemos entetarlo una vez más?
And no Santa this time.
Y sín Papá Noel en esa vez.
I'm in on the rag!
¡Estoy volando la bandera!
Hum, lady... Your name, please?
Hum, señorita... Tu nombre, por favor
Solange, good day, good night, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, may I help, sir?
Solange, buenos días, buenas noches, Feliz Navidad, Feliz año nuevo, ¿puedo ayudarla, señora?
I've got a problem, the cable guy haven't shown up yet.
Yo tengo un problema, el chico del cable, no vino todavía.
After all, I solicited him two days ago, and...
Después de todo, le solicitó hace dos días, y ...
"Oh, my Saint Norbert!"
'Oh, mi san Norberto'!
My Saint Norbert isn't working!
¡Mi San Norberto no funciona!
I asked for a Saint Anthony and it didn't came.
Pedí un San Antonio y no vino.
I asked for a Saint Norbert and it's not working!
¡Pedí un sa Norberto y no funciona!
My little statues will have to work eventually!
¡Mi estatuillas tendrán que funcionar!
Sir, have you tried Saint Cristopher, sir?
Señor, ¿intentaste San Cristóbal, señor?
You know, you're the first one ever to give a correct answer.
¿Sabes?, tú eres la primera a dar una respuesta correcta.
Congratulations. You will start tomorrow.
Felicitaciones. Usted comenzará mañana.
Was it clear that I always wanted to work on telemarketing?
¿Era claro que yo siempre quise trabajar en telemarketing?
Yep!
¡Si!
That's what I wanted to do.
Es lo que yo quería hacer.
We noticed your joy.
Nos dimos cuenta de su alegría.
Improvável is also catharsis, right?
Improvável es también una catarsis, ¿verdad?
People come here and want to see themselves, that's what happens on this stage, right?
La gente viene aquí y quiere verse a sí mismos, eso es lo que ocurre en ese escenario, ¿no?
What's catharsis?
¿Que es catarsis?
Tas is too smart!
Tas es demasiado inteligente!
One says telemarketing, other says whorehouse, people connect to that!
¡Uno dice call center, otro dice prostíbulo, la gente conecta con eso!
It's a connecting business here, folks.
Es un negocio de conexión aquí, amigos.
As the popular song goes, "to each his own".
Como va la canción popular, 'A cada uno su cuadrado'.
IMPROVÁVEL Probably a good show.
IMPROVÁVEL Un espectáculo probablemente bueno.
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