GIVING LEADER TO A STRANGER??!! PooDot StinkPants English Urdu

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see why I say no it's still offline start now

ملاحظہ کریں کہ میں کیوں نہیں کہہتا کہ یہ اب بھی آف لائن ہے اب شروع کریں

it states that oh okay hi sorry guys we have no idea what happened then can you

یہ بتاتا ہے کہ اوہ ٹھیک ہے افسوس ہم لوگ اس بات کا کوئی اندازہ نہیں ہے کہ کیا ہوا ہے

can someone say hello or something right now just say that we know that the the

کسی کو ہیلو یا کچھ صحیح کہہ سکتا ہے اب صرف یہ کہنا کہ ہم جانتے ہیں کہ

stream is good again cuz I had a problem hi Edgar and Michael Jackson no case I

نیز اچھا ہے پھر بھی مجھے ایک مسئلہ ہے ہیلو ایڈگر اور مائیکل جیکسن میں کوئی کیس نہیں

can see the chat again so sorry about that I have no idea why that cut short

دوبارہ بات چیت کے بارے میں بہت افسوس ہے کہ مجھے یہ معلوم نہیں ہے کہ یہ کم کٹ کیوں ہے

so quickly it normally doesn't do that but hopefully it'll be okay

اتنا جلدی یہ عام طور پر ایسا نہیں کرتا لیکن امید ہے کہ یہ ٹھیک ہو جائے گا

and yet funny again it's got zero people watching even though I've got responses

اور ابھی تک مضحکہ خیز ہے کہ یہ صفر لوگ ہے اگرچہ مجھے جواب مل گیا ہے

again I don't know what's going on sorry again can one of you if you there just

پھر میں نہیں جانتا کہ کیا افسوس ہے پھر آپ میں سے ایک ہوسکتا ہے

say something say that we know that the chat is working because I don't to have

کچھ کہنا کہو کہ ہم جانتے ہیں کہ چیٹ کام کر رہا ہے کیونکہ میرے پاس نہیں ہے

that same thing again stink pants this is not good because again I can't see

اسی چیز کو پھر پتلون کو پھنسنا اچھا نہیں ہے کیونکہ میں دوبارہ نہیں دیکھ سکتا

and it's got zero people watching and it's got we're not seeing any chat let's

اور یہ لوگ دیکھتے ہیں صفر اور یہ مل گیا ہے کہ ہم چیٹ نہیں دیکھ رہے ہیں

see if that works that is two people watching all right say can one of you

ملاحظہ کریں کہ یہ کام دو لوگ ہیں سب ٹھیک کہہ رہے ہو کہ تم میں سے ایک ہوسکتا ہے

just please say hello and if you can hear us and all of that kind of stuff

براہ مہربانی دوبارہ کوشش کریں. اگر یہ ایرر برقرار رہے تو ہمارے ہیلپ ڈیسک سے رابطہ کریں ہمیں اور اس طرح کی تمام چیزیں سنیں

otherwise we'll have to stop the stream again and find out what's going not

دوسری صورت میں ہمیں ندی کو روکنا پڑے گا پھر دوبارہ پتہ چلا کہ کیا نہیں ہے

going on not that I saw okay hey Anna BG godson now this is

میں نے دیکھا نہیں کہ جا رہا ہے ٹھیک ہے اب انا اے جی گالسن اب یہ ہے

godson from our clan and I believe it is anyway I'm pretty sure it's it's godson

ہمارے قبیلے سے دیوتا اور میرا یقین ہے کہ یہ ہے ویسے بھی مجھے یقین ہے کہ یہ خدا کا ہے

right just let me know geez godson I've got a very special offer for you and

ٹھیک ہے مجھے جیچوڈسن مجھے پتہ ہے آپ اور کے لئے ایک خاص پیشکش پیش کی

everyone else that doesn't know what's about to happen probably including

ہر کوئی جو نہیں جانتا کہ کیا ہے شاید شامل ہونے کے بارے میں

godson himself godson do I know you personally first he already answer yeah

میں نے آپ کو جانتا ہوں ذاتی طور پر سب سے پہلے وہ پہلے سے ہی جواب دیتے ہیں

no I'm is the first time I'm asking godson do I know you personally have I

نہیں میں پہلی بار ہوں کہ میں پوچھ رہا ہوں خدا نے مجھے جانتا ہے کہ میں آپ کے پاس ذاتی طور پر ہوں

ever met you in real life so wait for an answer there and then we're gonna do

کبھی بھی آپ کی حقیقی زندگی میں ملاقات ہوئی تو ایک انتظار کرو وہاں جواب دیں اور پھر ہم کریں گے

something something special and he's gonna it's gonna be forced on him

کچھ خاص اور وہ ہے اسے اس پر مجبور کیا جائے گا

whether he likes it or not so just waiting for your response there godson

چاہے اسے پسند ہے یا نہیں وہاں آپ کے جواب کے لئے انتظار کر رہے ہیں

doing it you don't know you personally well guess what who's gonna get leader

ایسا کر کر آپ کو آپ کو ذاتی طور پر نہیں معلوم اچھا لگتا ہے کہ جو شخص رہنما حاصل کرے گا

for the finally I know you've been waiting for quite some time so this is

آخر میں میں جانتا ہوں کہ آپ کر رہے ہیں کچھ وقت انتظار کر رہا ہے تو یہ ہے

how you do it God since being in our clan for quite a

تم یہ کیسے کرتے ہو خدا ہمارے قبیلے میں بہت ہی عرصے سے ہے

long time he is an awesome member I think he's been there for years to be

طویل عرصے سے وہ ایک اچھا رکن ہے لگتا ہے کہ وہ وہاں رہنے جا رہے ہیں

honest look at this am I gonna do it am I gonna do it yes I'm gonna do it don't

اس پر ایماندار نظر آ رہا ہوں میں ایسا کرنے دونگا ہاں میں ایسا کرنے والا ہوں

you ask him first no he won he can always give it back if

تم ان سے پہلے پوچھتے ہو نہیں وہ جیت لیا وہ ہمیشہ اسے واپس دے سکتا ہے

he wants but I know you wanted it I asked him once before like a long time

وہ چاہتا ہے لیکن میں جانتا ہوں کہ آپ یہ چاہتے ہیں ایک طویل عرصے سے پہلے ایک بار اس سے پوچھا

ago I said I hope you'll get it same say let's have a look

پہلے میں نے کہا کہ مجھے امید ہے آپ اسے اسی طرح ملیں گے کہ چلو نظر آتے ہیں

he's the yes there you go godson look at that and

وہ جی ہاں وہاں آپ دیوتا دیکھتے ہیں اس پر اور

just as proof in the chat I just demoted myself we now have a new leader of the

صرف چیٹ میں ثبوت کے طور پر میں نے صرف مقرر کیا ہے میرے پاس اب ہمارے پاس ایک نیا لیڈر ہے

clan say leaders well godson now it's our honor to have you as the

کلیان کا کہنا ہے کہ رہنماؤں کو اچھی طرح سے خداسن اب یہ آپ کے نام کے طور پر آپ کا اعزاز ہے

leader so while we're doing this stream you might want to try and get one last

رہنما ایسا ہی ہوتا ہے جب ہم یہ سلسلہ کر رہے ہیں شاید آپ کوشش کریں اور ایک آخری حاصل کرنا چاہتے ہیں

person in the clan and yeah are you doing the thing you are aren't you

کلان اور ہاں میں شخص آپ ہیں جو کچھ تم کر رہے ہو وہ نہیں ہو

I also need yeah that's gonna continuously do that team hi Harry

مجھے یہ بھی ضرورت ہے کہ وہ ہو مسلسل اس ٹیم کو ہیلو ہیری کرتے ہیں

dragon Beck we got another one these are all our loyal supporters these guys are

ڈریگن بیک نے ہمیں ایک اور مل گیا ہے ہمارے تمام وفادار حامیوں یہ لوگ ہیں

great and we've got some new people as well which is awesome by him you did one

بہت اچھا اور ہمارے پاس کچھ نئے لوگ ہیں جو کچھ تم نے کیا تھا وہ بہت اچھا ہے

request we drank quest for Harry dragon back is

درخواست ہم نے ہیری ڈریگن کے پیچھے تلاش کی ہے

it no wish slap or the final I can't remember but I know we did do a

یہ کوئی خواہش نہیں ہے یا فائنل میں نہیں کر سکتا یاد رکھیں لیکن میں جانتا ہوں کہ ہم نے کیا کیا

subscriber request for Harry dragon hi kids fun play Lynn thank you for joining

ہیری ڈریگن کے لئے صارفین کی درخواست ہیلو بچوں کا لطف اندوز کھیل لنن میں شامل ہونے کے لئے آپ کا شکریہ

I remembered kids play as well if I'm not mistaken he's from Turkey

مجھے یاد ہے کہ اگر میں ہوں تو بچوں کے ساتھ بھی کھیلنا ہے غلط نہیں ہے وہ ترکی سے ہے

oh yeah say if you want to write in Turkish because we've got two people

اوہ ہاں کہتے ہیں کہ اگر آپ لکھنا چاہتے ہیں ترکی کیونکہ ہمارے پاس دو لوگ ہیں

here we can do that stink pants can do their translations and we can reply like

یہاں ہم اس پتلی پتلون کر سکتے ہیں ان کے ترجمہ اور ہم جواب دے سکتے ہیں

that oh it's the funnel leg a hairy dragon just told us ah alright now it

یہ ہے کہ یہ ایک ہی بالوں والی چمک ہے ڈریگن نے ہمیں ابھی ٹھیک بتایا

stink pants I'm gonna need you to request because I've got a dump some

پتلون پھنسے میں آپ کو کرنے کی ضرورت ہو گی درخواست کی وجہ سے مجھے کچھ ڈمپ مل گیا ہے

troops and I've got to figure out what I'm dumping to this is gonna get messy

فوجیوں اور مجھے کیا پتہ چلا ہے میں اس سے ڈمپنگ کر رہا ہوں گندا ہو جائے گا

this is not good sorry guys you know I've just got to concentrate cos I was

یہ بہت اچھا نہیں ہے جو لوگ آپ جانتے ہیں مجھے صرف یہ محسوس ہوا ہے کہ میں تھا

donating some troops before and it really messed me up because I'm supposed

کچھ فوجیوں سے پہلے اور اس کا عطیہ واقعی میں نے مجھے گستاخ کیا کیونکہ مجھے لگتا تھا

to do a war attack

جنگ کا حملہ کرنے کے لئے

this is gonna be ugly thanks Lee say can you can you requesting pants sorry we're

لی کہہ سکتے ہیں بدسورت شکریہ ہونے والا ہے ہم آپ پتلون سے معذرت کر سکتے ہیں جو ہم ہیں

just concentrating from women and anyone that's in the Klan please do not donate

صرف خواتین اور کسی سے توجہ مرکوز یہ کلان میں ہے براہ کرم عطیہ نہ کرو

to her whatever you do well anyone in the Klan can request I've given you some

جو کچھ تم کرتے ہو اس کے ساتھ کسی کو بھی کلان کی درخواست کر سکتا ہے میں نے تمہیں کچھ دیا ہے

garbage troops there by the way Oh what bolo is not garbage

ریسکیو فوجیوں کو راستے سے اوہ کیا بالو گندگی نہیں ہے

well it's good I know I've done it again okay anyone that's in the Klan

اچھا اچھا ہے میں جانتا ہوں کہ میں نے اسے دوبارہ کیا ہے ٹھیک ہے جو کل میں ہے

can you please request because I've got to I have to dump now I've made a couple

آپ کی درخواست کر سکتے ہیں کیونکہ میں نے حاصل کیا ہے مجھے اب ڈمپ کرنا ہوگا. میں نے ایک جوڑا بنا دیا ہے

of big mistakes here why don't you put it in your clan chat say godson if you

یہاں بڑی غلطیوں کی وجہ سے آپ کیوں نہیں ڈالتے ہیں اگر یہ ایرر برقرار رہے تو ہمارے ہیلپ ڈیسک سے رابطہ کریں

can request that's gonna help me a lot because I do need to we're in a war at

اس سے درخواست کر سکتا ہے کہ مجھے بہت مدد ملے گی کیونکہ مجھے ضرورت ہے کہ ہم جنگ میں ہو

the moment and yes you're gonna see a war attack if I can ever get the troops

اس لمحے اور جی ہاں آپ کو ایک نظر آئے گا اگر میں فوج کو کبھی بھی حاصل کرسکتا ہوں تو پھر جنگ کا حملہ

sorted yeah but actually yet leave a message can someone please request yep

جی ہاں ہاں لیکن اصل میں ابھی تک چھوڑ دو پیغام کسی کو بھی آپ کی درخواست کر سکتا ہے

Wow look at God God sends an awesome leader

واہ خدا کی طرف نظر آتے ہیں خدا ایک بہت اچھا بھیجتا ہے رہنما

and that's probably gonna mash me happy information your cue first what if I got

اور شاید مجھے خوشی ہو گی آپ کا کعبہ سب سے پہلے کیا ہے تو مجھے کیا ہوا ہے

what if I messed up on what I can't even read that 256 into 81:5 fire no that's

اگر میں نے بھی کیا نہیں کر سکتا ہے تو میں کیا کروں گا پڑھنا 256 میں 81: 5 آگ نہیں ہے یہ نہیں ہے

alright say 1 2 3 and then that should be good

ٹھیک ہے 1 2 3 اور پھر اس کو چاہئے اچھا ہو

I'm actually gonna just let that fully load up before I even do anything

میں اصل میں صرف اس کو مکمل طور پر دونگا میں کچھ بھی کرنے سے پہلے اپ لوڈ کرو

oh we've got more highly you and born I remember him as well say he's relatively

اوہ ہم نے آپ کو اور زیادہ پیدا کیا ہے اسے یاد رکھو کہ وہ نسبتا ہے

new to the channel but he was great needs I think he saw us on global from

چینل میں نئی لیکن وہ بہت اچھا تھا مجھے لگتا ہے کہ اس نے ہمیں عالمی سطح پر دیکھا

memory ok when you are advertising on global because he's such a stinky spam

یاد رکھیں جب آپ اشتہارات کر رہے ہیں تو ٹھیک ہے گلوبل کیونکہ وہ اس طرح کی بدقسمتی سپیم ہے

advertiser and he left a great comment he too said so you on global and I had a

مشتہر اور اس نے ایک بہت اچھا تبصرہ چھوڑ دیا انہوں نے بھی کہا کہ آپ کو عالمی طور پر اور میرے پاس تھا

bit of a chat to him in the comments section and there years again say that's

تبصرے میں اس سے بات چیت کا تھوڑا سا سیکشن اور وہاں کئی بار پھر یہ کہنا ہے کہ

awesome look at this guy we're doing quite well

خوفناک اس آدمی کو دیکھو جو ہم اچھی طرح سے کر رہے ہیں

here now when you guys have questions or anything we'll answer them in the

اب یہاں جب آپ کے پاس لوگ سوالات ہیں یا ہم کچھ بھی ان میں جواب دیں گے

meantime I will try to entertain you as best as I can

اس دوران میں آپ کو تفریح کرنے کی کوشش کروں گا جیسا کہ میں کر سکتا ہوں

sorry still concentrating on what am i doing it just might be for the troops

افسوس ہے کہ اب بھی میں کیا ہوں یہ صرف فوجیوں کے لئے ہو سکتا ہے

tonight not concentrating did you know that one in four frogs

آج رات آپ کو معلوم نہیں تھا کہ آپ کو معلوم نہیں تھا یہ چار میڑک میں ہے

is a leap frog you don't know leap frogging it's like a game the kids play

ایک چھلانگ میڑک ہے جسے آپ چھلانگ نہیں جانتے اس کھیل کی طرح میڑکنے والے بچوں کو کھیلنا ہے

they jump over each other's backs understands the jokes

وہ ایک دوسرے کی پیٹھ پر کودتے ہیں مذاق سمجھتے ہیں

well yeah coffee we've got our we've subscribed to your channel and the bells

ٹھیک ہے ہاں کافی ہم نے ہمارے پاس ہے آپ کے چینل اور گھنٹیاں سبسکرائب

on but you haven't uploaded anything as far as I'm aware see if you do I think

لیکن آپ نے کچھ بھی نہیں اپ لوڈ کیا ہے جہاں تک میں جانتا ہوں کہ آپ کیا سوچتے ہیں

we're like he's first or second subscriber one of the two if you ever do

ہم ایسے ہیں جیسے وہ پہلے یا دوسری ہیں اگر آپ کبھی ایسا کرتے ہیں تو سب میں سے ایک سبسکرائب

then see godson got the Jake he loves it well I

پھر دیکھیں کہ خدا نے جیک کو اس سے محبت رکھی ہے ٹھیک ہے

played a game no that's a terrible joke that one I'm not right stop reading the

ایک کھیل ادا کیا کہ یہ ایک خوفناک مذاق ہے وہ ایک میں پڑھنا بند نہیں کروں گا

jokes all right say next time just now I'm waiting for any questions that you

بالکل ٹھیک ہے کہ ابھی ابھی اگلے وقت کہیں گے میں آپ کے سوالات کا انتظار کر رہا ہوں

may have or tell us what you're doing is it Saturdays at the weekend is that

ہو سکتا ہے یا ہمیں بتاؤ جو آپ کیا کر رہے ہیں اس ہفتے کے اختتام پر یہ ہے کہ

after school if you have dinner we're always interested to find out what

اسکول کے بعد اگر آپ رات کا کھانا کھاتے ہیں ہم ہمیشہ جاننے کے لئے ہمیشہ دلچسپی رکھتے ہیں

everyone's doing while I'm waiting for that response

جب تک میں انتظار کر رہا ہوں، سب کچھ کر رہا ہے اس کا جواب

steamed pants did you know that I used to be addicted to swimming yeah

بھاپ پتلون پتلون آپ جانتے تھے کہ میں نے استعمال کیا ہاں سوئمنگ کرنے کا عادی ہونا

but I'm proud to say that I've been dry for six years now so you're not addicted

لیکن مجھے فخر ہے کہ میں خشک ہو گیا ہوں چھ سالوں کے لئے اب آپ عادی نہیں ہیں

fair enough you and yet there's a lot of parents that it's probably a good thing

آپ کو کافی منصفانہ اور ابھی تک بہت کچھ ہے والدین کہ یہ شاید اچھی بات ہے

to not let children use YouTube I guess or at least if they do they've got to be

مجھے لگتا ہے کہ بچوں کو YouTube کا اندازہ لگانے کی اجازت نہیں دیں یا کم از کم اگر وہ کرتے رہیں تو

very conscious of what's being uploaded we've seen hundreds if not thousands of

جو کچھ اپ لوڈ کیا جا رہا ہے اس کے بارے میں بہت ہوشیار ہے ہم ہزاروں لاکھوں نہیں ہیں تو ہم نے سینکڑوں کو دیکھا ہے

small channels by now and some of the kids their parents don't look like

اب اور کچھ میں چھوٹے چینلز بچوں کو ان کے والدین کی طرح نظر نہیں آتا

they're really doing much to control what's going on say yeah it's probably

وہ واقعی بہت زیادہ کنٹرول کرنے کے لئے کر رہے ہیں کیا کہہ رہا ہے یہ شاید ہے

when you get a little bit older if you ever do decide to upload well we'll

جب آپ تھوڑی بڑی ہو تو ہمیشہ ہم اپ لوڈ کریں گے اپ لوڈ کرنے کا فیصلہ کرتے ہیں

hopefully be the first commenter on your channel I do that for all these guys is

امید ہے کہ آپ کے بارے میں پہلا تبصرہ ہے میں ان تمام لڑکوں کے لئے چینل کرتا ہوں

same for God's and I'm subscribed to him he's only got from memory like one video

خدا کے لئے اسی میں ہے اور میں نے ان سب کو سبسکرائب کیا ہے وہ صرف ایک ویڈیو کی طرح میموری سے ہے

they say I've watched it still waiting for another one alright now should I I'm

وہ کہتے ہیں کہ میں ابھی تک انتظار کر رہا ہوں ایک اور کے لئے اب ٹھیک ہونا چاہئے میں

just waiting for that last troop to train and then we'll start training some

صرف اس آخری فوج کے لئے انتظار کر رہے ہیں ٹرین اور پھر ہم کچھ تربیت شروع کریں گے

others but while I'm doing actually while I'm doing that Bower nice think

دوسروں پر جب میں اصل میں کر رہا ہوں جب میں یہ باور اچھا سوچ رہا ہوں

pants just finished I was gonna spy on stink pants as attack there look is this

پتلون صرف ختم ہو گیا میں جاسوس کرنے والا تھا اس طرح کے حملے کے طور پر پتلون پتلون نظر آتے ہیں

hopefully XP doesn't mind but we might as well watch and see what he's doing or

امید ہے کہ XP برا نہیں ہے لیکن ہم شاید اس کے ساتھ ساتھ دیکھیں اور دیکھیں کہ وہ کیا کر رہا ہے یا

say I actually don't know if it's female well look cute little bass we

اگر یہ ایرر برقرار رہے تو ہمارے ہیلپ ڈیسک سے رابطہ کریں لڑکی اچھی لگ رہی ہے پیاری چھوٹی سی باس

never get to see these kind of bases yeah now it's probably better if you

ان قسم کے اڈوں کو کبھی نہیں دیکھنا جی ہاں اب یہ شاید بہتر ہے

become a teenager first I have seen some very young children doing stuff but I'm

پہلے ایک نوجوان بن گیا جس نے میں نے کچھ دیکھا ہے بہت چھوٹے بچے چیزیں کرتے ہیں لیکن میں ہوں

not sure if it's their their parents that are doing the filming and the

اس بات کا یقین نہیں کہ یہ ان کے والدین ہیں وہ فلمنگ اور کر رہے ہیں

creating and just putting the kid's in front or whether it's the kids

بچہ اور بچے کو اندر ڈالنا سامنے یا کیا یہ بچوں ہیں

themselves that young Turkish gentleman before is quite young because I mean I

خود کو یہ کہ ترکی کے نوجوان سلمان اس سے پہلے کہ میں جوان ہوں کیونکہ میرا مطلب ہے

guess maybe five or six he looks pretty small but he's got a

شاید پانچ یا چھ کا اندازہ لگاؤ وہ بہت چھوٹا لگ رہا ہے لیکن وہ ایک ہے

good channel he's very entertaining Oh he also translates now which is good

اچھا چینل وہ اوہ بہت دل لگی ہے وہ اب بھی ترجمہ کرتا ہے جو اچھا ہے

because I didn't understand me yeah we can only or half of us can only

کیونکہ میں نے مجھے نہیں سمجھا ہم صرف نصف ہی کرسکتے ہیں

understand one other language and it's not made except for French oh really

ایک دوسری زبان کو سمجھنے اور یہ ہے نہیں بلکہ فرانس کے سوا نہیں بنایا گیا

friends Apollo of France a on pittypat may say non bond meaning I can speak a

دوستوں اپالو کے پٹپپیٹ پر ایک دوست ممکن ہو کہ غیر بانڈ معنی میں بات کر سکوں

little bit of French but it's not good

تھوڑا سا فرانسیسی ہے لیکن یہ اچھا نہیں ہے

oh you can say right Dre and ether a delay she will play meaning I would like

اوہ تم صحیح کہہ سکتے ہو اور اب ایک میں تاخیر کرتا ہوں اس کا معنی ادا کرے گا

a liter of milk please why do you wonder why do you learn this

ایک لیٹر دودھ براہ مہربانی تم کیوں حیران ہو کہ تم یہ سیکھتے ہو

thing is it useful really had you been to France I have pain to friends

بات یہ ہے کہ یہ واقعی آپ کے پاس تھا فرانس میں میرے پاس دوستوں کو درد ہے

yep the first thing I said to everyone was pala vu long glaze do you speak

میں نے سب سے پہلے سب سے پہلے بات کی پوالا وو طویل لمبی چمک تھی تم بولتے ہو

English Mack is here oh we've got some of the

انگریزی میک یہاں ہے اوہ ہمیں کچھ ملا ہے

guys coming back again I know micro as well he's another Aussie

لوگ دوبارہ واپس آ رہے ہیں میں مائیکرو بھی جانتا ہوں کہ وہ ایک اور آسٹریلیا ہے

not on in a couple of strains and plus he's saying today there if there is you

زلزلے کے علاوہ ایک جوڑے میں نہیں وہ وہاں موجود ہے اگر آپ وہاں موجود ہیں

know you're days Aussie yes g'day mate did you like that one Mecca oh yeah

جانتے ہیں کہ آپ دن ہیں آسٹریلیا جی ہاں کیا آپ نے یہ ایک مکہ کی طرح کیا تھا

godson if you do an attack we'll put that on for you just bear with me while

اگر آپ ایک حملہ کرتے ہیں تو ہم خدا کے پاس ہیں وہ آپ کے لئے صرف میرے ساتھ رہتا ہے

I think I can train the the war troops now if everything's finally lined

میں سوچتا ہوں کہ میں جنگجوؤں کو تربیت دے سکتا ہوں اب اگر سب کچھ آخر میں محدود ہے

let's have a look here that's right 119 that all looks good

یہاں ایک نظر ہے کہ یہ صحیح 119 ہے یہ سب اچھا لگ رہا ہے

all right so now I can train your troops jeez that was a bit messy lucky I have

ٹھیک ہے اب میں آپ کے فوجیوں کو تربیت دے سکتا ہوں جس نے مجھے تھوڑا گندا خوش قسمت تھا

you here stink pants always always need your help is that what you say actually

آپ یہاں پتلون ہمیشہ ہمیشہ کی ضرورت ہوتی ہیں آپ کی مدد یہ ہے جو آپ واقعی میں کہتے ہیں

you have to thank God son as well okay yeah I have to thank godson as well

آپ کو خدا کے بیٹے کے ساتھ ساتھ شکریہ ادا کرنا ہے جی ہاں، مجھے خداسن کا شکریہ ادا کرنا ہے

donate some truth to me oh how come God sins is not now guys look I'm not gonna

اے میرے پاس کتنے سچا عہد ہے گناہوں کو ابھی نہیں لگتا ہے میں نہیں جا رہا ہوں

die 90 right yeah cuz I just messed me up badly he's God's in a techie or is he

میں مر گیا 90 ٹھیک ہے بدقسمتی سے وہ ایک ٹیکسی میں خدا کی ہے یا وہ ہے

sitting up what are you doing there got something you're gonna share a play are

بیٹھ کر تم کیا کر رہے ہو جو کچھ تم کھیل میں شریک ہو گے وہ ہو

you gonna do a live attack and while we're at it let's have a look at how

آپ کو ایک زندہ حملے اور جب تک ہم اس پر موجود ہیں کہ کس طرح

we're doing in the clan games oh you and bones also an Aussie we love the Aussies

ہم اوہ آپ اور کلان کے کھیل میں کر رہے ہیں ہم آسٹریلیا سے بھی محبت کرتے ہیں

we're all patriotic well look at that we've only been in the clan games for

ہم سبھی محب وطن ہیں ہم صرف کلان کے کھیل میں ہیں

one less than one day we've almost finished it yeah that's good now you

ایک دن سے کم ایک دن ہم تقریبا ہیں آپ نے پہلے ہی غلط استعمال کی اطلاع دے دی ہے

don't have to answer this you and like they are kind of personal questions I

آپ کو اس طرح کا جواب دینے کی ضرورت نہیں ہے وہ قسمت ذاتی سوالات ہیں

know where Macker lives you told me before but you can give me where you

معلوم ہے کہ میکر کہاں رہتا ہے آپ نے مجھے بتایا اس سے پہلے لیکن تم مجھے کہاں دے سکتے ہو

live are you and which state we can state I guess is all right you're lucky

آپ رہتے ہیں اور ہم کونسی حیثیت رکھ سکتے ہیں ریاست میرا اندازہ ہے کہ تم بالکل خوش قسمت ہو

you plug it yourself in on global or I wouldn't well that's it

آپ اسے گلوبل یا میں خود کو پلگ دیتے ہیں یہ ٹھیک نہیں ہے کہ یہ ہے

probably yeah we're west by advertising extinct pants so we're a little bit

شاید ہم اشتہاری طرف مغرب ہیں غیر معمولی پتلون تو ہم تھوڑا سا ہیں

sneaky here because there's two of us I can't really go on an advertising global

یہاں تک کہ چپکنے لگے کیونکہ ہم دونوں میں سے ایک ہے واقعی ایک اشتہاری عالمی پر نہیں جا سکتا

but I get stink pants to do it did I advertise here I don't think I did say

لیکن میں نے ایسا کرنے کے لئے میں پھنس پتلون حاصل کروں یہاں تشہیر کریں مجھے نہیں لگتا کہ میں نے کہا

the is say I advertised once but I can't take going sort of in and out of the

یہ کہہ رہا ہے کہ میں نے ایک بار اشتہار کی لیکن میں نہیں کر سکتا اندر اور باہر کی طرح جا رہے ہیں

game there's hairy dragon back again all right side godson did he tell me

کھیل ہی کھیل میں ایک بار پھر بالائی ڈریگن ہے ٹھیک دائیں معبودسن نے مجھے بتایا

what he's not well ah saved D all right this is a small world I wonder if

وہ ٹھیک ٹھیک نہیں ہے کہ ڈی دائیں کو صحیح طریقے سے بچایا یہ ایک چھوٹی سی دنیا ہے

makarand and you would know each other they're both from New South Wales well

مکان اور آپ ایک دوسرے کو جان لیں گے وہ اچھی طرح سے نیو ساؤتھ ویلز سے ہیں

it's a big space but you follow the Aussie Rules Football

یہ ایک بڑی جگہ ہے لیکن آپ آسٹریلوی قواعد فٹ بال کی پیروی کرتے ہیں

dou G let's see let's see our my base gets smashed

ڈو جی چلو ہمارے بیس کو دیکھتے ہیں ٹوٹ جاتا ہے

alright oops we're gonna watch my base get smashed

ٹھیک ہے ہم اپنے بیس کو گھومنے کے لئے دیکھیں گے

this time look at this would be a three star oh that's ugly at the top there so

اس وقت دیکھو کہ یہ تین ہو گا اوہ، وہ وہاں سے بدترین طور پر بدسورت ہے

it's Saturday for these guys which is good just like us

یہ ان لوگوں کے لئے ہفتہ ہے جو کون ہے ہمارے جیسے اچھا

same as us your defense log is yes a what tends to happen

جیسا کہ ہمارا دفاع ہے لاگ ان ہاں ہے جو کیا ہوتا ہے

oh wow they're both from the country as well online Mecca

اوہ واہ وہ ملک کے دونوں جیسے ہیں اچھی طرح سے مکہ

yeah I know where Mac is from so he's from the country we've been through

جی ہاں، میں جانتا ہوں کہ میک کہاں سے ہے ہم ملک کے ذریعے سے

orange I think I know I've been orange before I don't think so

سنتری مجھے لگتا ہے میں جانتا ہوں کہ میں سنجیدہ ہوں اس سے پہلے کہ مجھے ایسا نہیں لگتا

we went through the shoe garden you in first lemon huh what three lemon lemon

ہم آپ کے جوتا باغ کے ذریعے گئے تھے پہلے نیبو ہؤ کیا تین نیبو نیبو

grapefruit there are like small towns in Australia it's the name of the town

انگور میں چھوٹے شہروں کی طرح ہیں آسٹریلیا یہ شہر کا نام ہے

orange lemon Oh Harry dragon Vic's from the USA what time is it there Harry and

نارنج نیبو اوہ ہیری ڈریگن ویک کی طرف سے امریکہ اس وقت ہیری اور

if you don't mind me asking I guess which state I'm right near the border

اگر تم مجھے پوچھتے ہو تو مجھے برا نہیں لگتا جس کی حیثیت سے میں سرحد کے قریب ہوں

near a place called pop I know Pottsville say I've been there as well

پوپ کا نام جس جگہ کے قریب ہے پوتنسیلی کہتے ہیں کہ میں وہاں بھی ہوں

what's fills in their hinterland I guess you'd say it's some sort of mountain

میرا اندازہ لگایا گیا ہے کہ ان کے پہلوؤں میں کیا ہوا ہے آپ کہیں گے کہ یہ کچھ پہاڑ ہے

under a Pottsville what am I saying Pottsville's we went through Pottsville

ایک پوٹسسیل کے تحت میں کیا کہہ رہا ہوں پوتنسیل ہم پوٹسسیل کے ذریعے گئے تھے

it's unload on the beach right just before you get to Queensland oh

یہ ساحل سمندر پر اڑانے کا حق ہے آپ پہلے ہی کوین لینڈ لینڈ پہنچ گئے ہیں

okay say you remember when it was the first town we got to we stopped at the

ٹھیک ہے آپ کو یاد ہے جب یہ تھا پہلا شہر ہم نے ہم کو روک دیا

beach and then the first town we got to after that response ville okay I don't

سمندر کے کنارے اور پھر ہمارا پہلا شہر اس جواب کے بعد ویلی ٹھیک ہے میں نہیں

know whether I should be saying this but that's where the exes relatives we're so

معلوم ہے کہ کیا مجھے یہ کہنا چاہئے یہی ہے جہاں ہمارا رشتہ دار ہم ہیں

I've spent quite a bit of time in Pottsville yeah you probably know them

میں نے تھوڑا سا وقت گزارا ہے پوٹسسیل ہاں آپ شاید ان کو جانتے ہو

you know it's not exactly a huge town but it's a beautiful beach yeah I've

آپ جانتے ہیں کہ یہ بالکل بڑا شہر نہیں ہے لیکن یہ ایک خوبصورت ساحل سمندر ہے جو میں نے ہے

surfed and fished Pottsville many a time they got great

سرفڈ اور غصہ پوٹسسیل بہت سارے وقت میں بہت اچھے تھے

fishing in Pottsville as long as it's not all over over fished now but back in

جب تک یہ پوتنسول میں ماہی گیری ہے اب سب کچھ ختم نہیں ہوا لیکن پھر میں

the day on a calm day you can get awesome fishing there and on a calm day

ایک پرسکون دن پر دن آپ حاصل کر سکتے ہیں وہاں بہت اچھا ماہی گیری اور پرسکون دن

awesome surfing as well yes I'm a surfer ah you were are you ah I struggled when

بہت اچھا سرفنگ بھی ہاں میں ایک surfer ہوں آہ تم ہو کیا تم نے کب جدوجہد کی

we went to Klein's Landon I I really struggled caught a couple of waves I'm

ہم واقعی کلین کی لینڈون II میں گئے تھے جدوجہد میں نے ایک جوڑے کی لہروں کو پکڑ لیا

too fat and old now and hairy dragons from Maryland so yeah we did geography

ابھی اور بالوں والے ڈریگن بہت موٹی اور بوڑھے ہیں مریم لینڈ سے تو ہاں ہم نے جغرافیہ کیا

know is that I'm not sure if that's a south or not I think it might be the

معلوم ہے کہ مجھے یقین نہیں ہے کہ اگر یہ ہے جنوب یا نہیں مجھے لگتا ہے کہ یہ ہو سکتا ہے

southern states you left it after let us know about that

جنوبی ریاستیں آپ نے ہمیں اس کے بارے میں بتانے کے بعد چھوڑ دیا

one areum I've heard of Maryland I'm just not sure where it is what's got

میں نے مریم لینڈ کے بارے میں سنا ہے اس بات کا یقین نہیں ہے کہ یہ کہاں ہے

some doing oh we've got someone in the clan that we're gonna I'm just gonna

کچھ کر رہے ہیں اوہ ہمیں کسی کو مل گیا ہے کلان جو ہم جا رہے ہیں میں صرف ہوں

accept it because I'm nice yeah

قبول کرو کیونکہ میں اچھا ہوں

so you think all right sigh did he posts no he didn't post an attack god some

لہذا آپ کو لگتا ہے کہ وہ ٹھیک ہے کہ وہ پوچھتے ہیں نہیں، انہوں نے حملہ آور کو کچھ بھی نہیں پوسٹ کیا تھا

based an attack forest so I can use that um you know I'm so scared of war no

ایک حملہ جنگل کی بنیاد پر میں اس کا استعمال کرسکتا ہوں میں آپ کو جانتا ہوں کہ میں جنگ سے نہیں ڈرتا ہوں

one's attacked yet Helen we got to go should I do it boost guys do you reckon

کسی نے ابھی تک ہیلن پر حملہ کیا ہے میں یہ کرنا چاہتا ہوں کہ تم لوگ لوگ سمجھو گے

I should do a boost the thing is you're in the cloud for too long well I'm gonna

مجھے یہ کرنا چاہئے کہ آپ چیزیں ہیں بادل میں بہت لمبی دیر تک میں ہوں

do two war attacks first what do you think

دو جنگجو حملوں سے پہلے آپ کیا کرتے ہیں سوچنا

that's up to you what are you doing what I'm not doing anything doing out here

یہ آپ پر کیا ہے آپ کیا کر رہے ہو میں یہاں کچھ کرنے نہیں کر رہا ہوں

what don't you do a build a base attacked on I'm doing that and say let's

آپ کو ایک بنیاد بنانا نہیں ہے میں اس پر حملہ کرتا ہوں اور کروں گا

feel like one minute I'm jealous you and Ben for Harry Beckett's 8 p.m. there say

ایک منٹ کی طرح محسوس کرو میں آپ کو حسد ہوں ہیری بیکٹ 8 بجے کے لئے بین کہتے ہیں

I think this is a good time to strain this is what Luke said to us okay

میرے خیال میں یہ کشیدگی کا ایک اچھا وقت ہے یہ وہی ہے جو لوقا نے ہم سے کہا

but it's a great time to stream for both Australia and then the other states and

لیکن یہ ایک اچھا وقت ہے کہ دونوں کے لئے چلائیں آسٹریلیا اور پھر دوسری ریاستوں اور

then I bleed everyone else because we we soon dab supporters from all over the

اس کے بعد میں نے سب کو بلوا دیا کیونکہ ہم ہم جلد ہی ڈب کے حامیوں سے

world now and then Makka said just came back from Canberra yesterday school

اب دنیا اور پھر مککا نے کہا کہ ابھی آیا ہے کل کیننرا کل کل اسکول سے

excursion went to the AIS do you know about his stink pants no once the trail

تعصب AIS گئے آپ کو پتہ ہے اس کے بدلے پتلون کے بارے میں کوئی بھی راستہ نہیں

Ian institute of sport because Mecca is not gonna follow Rugby League anymore

ایان انسٹی ٹیوٹ کھیل ہے کیونکہ مکہ ہے اب رگبی لیگ کا پیچھا نہیں کریں گے

he's gonna be an AFL star and he's gonna play for Richmond huh he's gonna get us

وہ ایک AFL ستارہ بننے والا ہے اور وہ کر رہا ہے رچرڈ ہؤ کے لئے کھیلنا وہ ہمیں حاصل کرنے والا ہے

into the grand final did he actually say that all you say it yourself remember

گرینڈ فائنل میں وہ اصل میں کہتے تھے یہ سب آپ کو یاد ہے کہ یہ آپ کو یاد ہے

when the builder basis came out I may be your town or mine but I was yeah the the

جب بلڈر کی بنیاد آ گئی تو میں ہو سکتا ہوں آپ کا شہر یا میرا لیکن میں ہی تھا

builder bases are a bit contentious I'd say not many people like them personally

بلڈر اڈوں تھوڑا متضاد ہیں میں چاہتا ہوں کہتے ہیں کہ ان لوگوں کو ذاتی طور پر پسند نہیں

I don't like the builder base that much but you still have to play it I guess it

مجھے بلڈر بیس پسند نہیں ہے لیکن آپ اب بھی اسے کھیلنے کے لئے ہے مجھے لگتا ہے کہ یہ

adds something to the game women stink pants is much better at build a base

کھیلوں کو جھٹلایا کچھ چیزوں کو جوڑتا ہے ایک بیس کی تعمیر میں پتلون بہت بہتر ہے

attacks than I am she's nothing you get me three styles on that one back when

اس سے زیادہ حملوں میں آپ کو کچھ بھی نہیں ملتا ہے مجھے اس پر تین شیلیوں پر ایک بار پھر

clan castles 40k to rebuild actually I can't even remember what that that's

اصل میں میں دوبارہ تعمیر کرنے کے لئے کلان سلطنت 40 کلو یہ بھی یاد نہیں کر سکتا کہ یہ کیا ہے

getting back five years or six years for me to do the clan castle rebuild and

پانچ سال یا چھ سال کے لئے واپس حاصل کرنے کے لئے مجھے قبیلے سلطنت کی تعمیر کرنے اور

EWTN's got cousins in Canberra yeah baby camber yeah maybe you know it's a funny

کینبررا ہاں بچے میں EWTN کے کزنز ہیں اگر آپ کی شکایت جائز ہوئی تو مذکورہ مواد کو فی الفور سائٹ سے ہٹا دیا جائے گا

place it's like really in the middle of nowhere as a capital capital city of

یہ واقعی کی طرح کے درمیان کی جگہ ہے ایک دارالحکومت پلازمین شہر کے طور پر کہیں نہیں

Australia uh-huh tiny little state yeah and when I drove through it I went

آسٹریلیا میں بہت چھوٹی چھوٹی ریاست ہے اور جب میں اس کے ذریعے پہنچے تو میں چلا گیا

through the I guess suburbs and then the main town and it's like well it's not

اس کے ذریعہ میں اس کی آبادی اور اس کے بعد اہم شہر اور یہ ٹھیک ہے جیسے یہ نہیں ہے

much there boy you did that already all right so moving on to the next one

آپ نے پہلے ہی ہی غلط استعمال کی اطلاع دے دی ہے ٹھیک ہے تو اگلے ایک پر چل رہا ہے

godson still hasn't posted an attack what else can we do here and then ones

خدا نے ابھی تک حملے نہیں کی ہے ہم اور پھر یہاں کیا کر سکتے ہیں

rating at the moment are you guys are gonna make me do the first war attack

اس وقت کی درجہ بندی آپ لوگ ہیں مجھے پہلی جنگجو حملہ کرنا ہوگا

isn't it yeah do it well what are we doing about the beast I got what he

کیا یہ نہیں ہے ہم ایسا کرتے ہیں جو ہم ہیں جانور کے بارے میں کیا کر رہا ہے

needs to go for the dragon for the UM yeah do it painting let's see let's

UM کے لئے ڈریگن کے لئے جانے کی ضرورت ہے جی ہاں یہ پینٹنگ کرتے ہیں چلو چلتے ہیں

watch my base gets smashed again I think everyone likes watching my base get

میرا خیال ہے کہ میرا بیس پھر دوبارہ ٹوٹ جاتا ہے ہر کوئی اپنے بیس کو دیکھتا ہے

smashed

ٹوٹ گیا

yeah I'm trying to avoid it as much as I possibly can

جی ہاں، میں اس سے بچنے کی کوشش کر رہا ہوں ممکنہ طور پر

so you raid that alarm rating nice

لہذا آپ کو الارم درجہ بندی اچھا لگا

alright say another don't know how much you know about stink pants but I'm gonna

ٹھیک ہے کہ ایک اور نہیں جانتا کتنا آپ پتلون پھنسنے کے بارے میں جانتے ہیں لیکن میں جا رہا ہوں

tell you a little bit more in a moment tell me tell the new guy that joined to

ایک لمحے میں تھوڑا سا بتاو مجھے بتاو کہ نیا آدمی جس میں شامل ہو گیا ہے

look at the livestream yeah that's a fair point

یہ سب دیکھ رہے ہیں منصفانہ نقطہ

I'm advertising to my own clan actually shouldn't say mine it's got Sion's let's

میں اصل میں اپنے اپنے کلان میں اشتہارات کر رہا ہوں مجھے نہیں کہنا چاہئے کہ اس کے پاس سونا کی چلو ہے

see if he joins and you know what to do there well they should just look at the

ملاحظہ کریں کہ وہ شامل ہو اور آپ کو کیا کرنا ہے وہاں وہ صرف نظر آتے ہیں

clan description that is there is a suggestion from someone in global and

کلان کی وضاحت یہ ہے کہ ایک ہے گلوبل اور کسی کی طرف سے تجویز

said you should put that in your clan description because whenever you get

آپ نے کہا کہ آپ کو اپنے قبیلے میں ڈالنا چاہئے تفصیل جب آپ حاصل کرتے ہیں

online people look at that and then like particularly may they'll look at the the

آن لائن لوگوں کو اس کی نظر آتی ہے اور پھر اس طرح خاص طور پر وہ شاید نظر آئیں گے

clam description so it's a bit of free advertising there as well

کلم کی وضاحت تو یہ تھوڑا سا مفت ہے اس کے ساتھ ساتھ اشتہارات بھی

and so maybe you'll join them wait and see okay love you Channel but I've got a

اور شاید آپ ان میں شامل ہوں گے اور انتظار کریں گے ٹھیک ہے آپ کو چینل سے محبت ہے لیکن میں ایک ہے

gay well it's good to see you again you and hopefully we'll see you in the next

ہم جنس پرستوں کی اچھی طرح سے آپ کو دوبارہ دیکھ کر اچھا لگا اور امید ہے کہ ہم آپ کو اگلے میں دیکھیں گے

stream he's great he's been watching take care have a lovely day

وہ بہت اچھا لگتا ہے کہ وہ دیکھ رہا ہے ایک خوبصورت دن کی دیکھ بھال کرو

alright say one thing you might know about might not know about stink pants

ٹھیک ہے کہ ایک ایسی بات کہو جو آپ جانتے ہو شاید پتلون پھنسنے کے بارے میں نہیں جان سکتا

is that she's absolutely beautiful she's got a body like great statue completely

یہ ہے کہ وہ بالکل خوبصورت ہے وہ ہے ایک مجسمہ جیسے عظیم مجسمہ مکمل ہو گیا

pale and no arms even pale the tendon we've got arms because you smack me all

پیلا اور کوئی ہتھیار بھی تپ کو ہلانا نہیں ہمارے پاس ہتھیار ہیں کیونکہ تم نے مجھے سب مسکرا دیا

the time isn't it I don't know if these jokes that I've got here someone called

وقت نہیں ہے، مجھے نہیں معلوم ہے مذاق کرتا ہے کہ میں یہاں کسی کو مل گیا ہے

them dad jokes when I ya know dad like it's that humor because he's kind of bit

جب میں والد صاحب کی طرح جانتا ہوں تو ان کے والد صاحب نے مذاق کی یہ اس مزاحیہ کی وجہ سے وہ تھوڑا سا ہے

oh this is a minor one let's see what's going on here notice I'm not sharing

اوہ یہ ایک معمولی ہے جسے دیکھتے ہیں کیا ہے یہاں پر جانے والی اطلاع میں اشتراک نہیں کر رہا ہوں

these attacks with the Klan hit on him to see how bad - hey he likes that

کلان کے ساتھ ان حملوں نے اس پر حملہ کیا کتنا برا دیکھنے کے لئے - وہ وہ پسند کرتا ہے

Jack's Harry Jenkins like you're hilarious no one else thinks that you

جیک کی ہیری جینکنز آپ جیسے ہیں مزاحیہ کوئی اور نہیں کہتا ہے کہ تم

don't Dave it's not that sometime I think previous lifestream bad joke is

ڈیو نہیں ہے یہ کچھ دیر نہیں ہے مجھے لگتا ہے کہ پچھلے لائبریری برا مذاق ہے

really bad see he's right Gary dragon Beck says you hate them but you gotta

واقعی برا لگتا ہے کہ وہ صحیح گیری ڈریگن ہے بیک نے کہا کہ آپ ان سے نفرت کرتے ہیں لیکن آپ کو کرنا ہوگا

love them can they just say grimy funny say this one's a bit of a thinker you

ان سے پیار کرو وہ صرف افسوسناک مذاق کہہ سکتے ہیں یہ کہتے ہیں کہ یہ ایک تھوڑا سا سوچنے والا ہے

gotta put your thinking cap on for this one is it possible to mistake

اس کے لئے آپ کی سوچ ٹوپ ڈالنا ہوگا کیا یہ غلطی ممکن ہے

schizophrenia for tulip for telepathy oh my goodness is that why here you ask

ٹیلی ویژن کے لئے ٹولپ کے لئے schizophrenia اوہ، میری خوبی یہ ہے کہ آپ یہاں کیوں پوچھتے ہیں

again I think first of all English has got to be your first language for that

پھر میں سوچتا ہوں کہ سب سے پہلے انگریزی میں ہے اس کے لئے آپ کی پہلی زبان بن گئی

one are you doing telepathy this is where you can read

کیا تم کر رہے ہو ٹیلی فون یہ ہے کہ آپ پڑھ سکتے ہیں

someone's mind

کوئی دماغ ہے

so he's it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy I hear you

لہذا وہ غلطی کے لئے ممکن ہے ٹیلی فون کے لئے schizophrenia میں آپ کو سن

ask again maybe not

دوبارہ پوچھو شاید نہیں

that one didn't work oh I think you know I was raised as an only child and that

وہ ایک کام نہیں کرتا اوہ مجھے لگتا ہے کہ آپ جانتے ہیں میں ایک ہی بچہ اور اس کے طور پر اٹھایا گیا تھا

really annoyed my see stop I'm not kidding this well that's why she was so

واقعی میں دیکھتا ہوں پریشان ہوں میں نہیں ہوں اس طرح مذاق کر رہا ہے لہذا وہ اتنا ہی تھا

annoyed did you like now I actually sing my

پریشان کن کیا تم نے ابھی پسند کیا ہے میں واقعی میں گانا چاہتا ہوں

basic gets smashed as a good thing because I kept using different true

بنیادی چیز اچھی طرح سے خراب ہو جاتی ہے کیونکہ میں نے مختلف سچ کا استعمال کیا ہے

troops now I see hairy dragon back loves those jokes but we're losing people

فوجیوں اب میں بال بال ڈریگن واپس محبت کرتا ہوں وہ مذاق کرتے ہیں لیکن ہم لوگ کھو رہے ہیں

watching they like oh my goodness what are these people doing they're doing

انہیں دیکھ کر میری خوبی کیا ہے وہ لوگ ہیں جو وہ کر رہے ہیں

crazy talk here crazy well that's a comedy Jake then I bought myself some

یہاں پاگل پاگل بات یہ ہے کہ مزاحیہ جیک پھر میں نے خود کو کچھ خریدا

glasses my observational comedy improved

شیشے میرے مشاہداتی مزاحیہ میں بہتری ہوئی

my observation my observational I can see my okay that is terrible well I have

میرا مشاہدہ میرا مشاہدہ کر سکتا ہے میرے پاس ٹھیک ہے کہ خوفناک ہے میرے پاس

to admit some of these Jake's a pretty ordinary say godson what's he doing nah

ان میں سے کچھ جیک ایک خوبصورت ہے عام کہتا ہے کہ وہ کیا کر رہا ہے

he still has a nice scene the night means he hasn't posted anything

رات کے وقت اب بھی ایک اچھا منظر ہے اس کا مطلب یہ ہے کہ اس نے کچھ بھی نہیں پوسٹ کیا ہے

well godson while you're not posting anything images these just means

جب آپ پوسٹنگ نہیں کررہے ہیں تو بھگوان کچھ تصاویر صرف ان کا مطلب ہے

everyone gets to say my base get smashed

سب لوگ یہ کہتے ہیں کہ میرا بیس ٹوٹ جاتا ہے

I am so nervous about doing these war my disclaimer is I only have one hero so if

میں ان جنگوں کے بارے میں بہت پریشان ہوں ڈس کلیمر یہ ہے کہ اگر میں صرف ایک ہیرو ہی ہوں

it fails badly I'm gonna blame it on the fact that I've only got

یہ بری طرح ناکام ہو جاتا ہے. میں اس پر الزام لگاؤں گا حقیقت یہ ہے کہ میں صرف مل گیا

on the air at the moment and taking on town all 12 what do you think about that

اس وقت ہوا پر اور لے جا رہا ہے شہر کے تمام 12 آپ اس کے بارے میں کیا سوچتے ہیں

would you do that stink pants that's okay it's gonna be another well I'm also

کیا تم اس جھٹکا پتلون کرتے ہو ٹھیک ہے یہ ایک اور اچھا ہوگا. میں بھی ہوں

gonna have to apologize to everyone in the clan cuz there probably shouldn't

ہر کسی کو معافی دینا پڑے گا شاید کلانوں کو نہیں ہونا چاہئے

have been in this war but I wanted to do it we actually I thought her is gonna be

اس جنگ میں ہے لیکن میں کرنا چاہتا تھا یہ ہم واقعی میں نے سوچا تھا کہ وہ ہو گی

the league wars won again but it turned out now wouldn't wouldn't do the league

لیگ جنگوں نے پھر جیت لیا لیکن یہ بدل گیا اب لیگ نہیں کریں گے

was even though it is still a day in a bit left in there okay you know you're

اگرچہ یہ ابھی بھی ایک دن ہے تھوڑا سا وہاں چھوڑ دیا وہاں ٹھیک ہے تم جانتے ہو تم ہو

working class when your TV is bigger than your bookcase you watch more TV

جب آپ کا ٹی وی بڑا ہے تو کام کرنے والی کلاس آپ کی بک مارک کے مقابلے میں آپ زیادہ ٹی وی دیکھتے ہیں

than you read books that's good yeah you want that 55 inch screen TV don't you

آپ کتابیں پڑھتے ہیں جو اچھا ہے آپ کو چاہتے ہیں کہ 55 انچ کی سکرین ٹی وی آپ کو نہیں

all right seven minutes guys and then we're gonna do something rather ordinary

ٹھیک ہے سات منٹ منٹ اور پھر ہم عام طور پر کچھ کرتے ہیں

I am so not looking forward to that and stink pants you are gonna have to do a

میں ایسا نہیں دیکھ رہا ہوں اور پتلون پتلون آپ کو کرنا پڑے گا

lot of talking eh let's watch let's watch let's watch my face actually get a

بہت ساری باتیں آتے ہیں دیکھتے ہیں کہ میرے چہرے کو اصل میں ایک حاصل ہوتا ہے

win for once okay chill both your confidence before war right i athlete

ایک بار ٹھیک ہے آپ دونوں دونوں کے لئے جیت جنگ کے حق میں کھلاڑیوں سے پہلے اعتماد

and fair enough he's got mac strips if you look there he doesn't have a king

اور منصفانہ کافی ہے اگر وہ میک سٹرپس ہیں آپ وہاں دیکھتے ہیں کہ اس کا بادشاہ نہیں ہے

but I'm gonna be doing something harder than that as well

لیکن میں کچھ مشکل کروں گا اس کے مقابلے میں

yeah godson that is a fantastic idea as well this is part of the reason why we

ہاں بھگوان یہ ایک شاندار خیال ہے اچھی بات یہ ہے کہ ہم کیوں

set up the live streams so that it's gonna be easier to answer people's clash

زندہ سلسلے قائم کرو تاکہ ایسا ہو لوگوں کے تصادم کا جواب دینے کے لئے آسان ہو جائے گا

of clans questions in a live stream then create the videos because they do take

کلوں کے بعد زندہ سلسلہ میں سوالات ویڈیوز بنائیں کیونکہ وہ کرتے ہیں

if you've watched the tutorials we do tend to put a bit of effort into them

اگر آپ نے سبق دیکھا ہے تو ہم کرتے ہیں ان میں تھوڑا سا کوشش کرنے لگے

but we just don't get the views like we do in a live stream for some reason our

لیکن ہم صرف خیالات جیسے ہمارے پاس نہیں ہیں ہماری وجہ سے کسی وجہ سے لائیو سٹریم میں کرو

live streams do very well that most of the muriatic I already why you're not

لائیو اسٹریم بہت خوبی کرتے ہیں کہ زیادہ سے زیادہ آپ نے پہلے ہی غلط استعمال کی اطلاع دے دی ہے

entertaining at all stink pants

ہر قسم کی پتلون پر دل لگی ہے

what oh okay fair enough I'd say I don't know what the war

کیا اوہ ٹھیک ٹھیک ہے میں کہتا ہوں کہ مجھے نہیں پتہ کہ جنگ کیا ہے

strategy godson is usually pretty good a detachment from what I've seen

حکمت عملی گیس عام طور پر بہت اچھا ہے جو میں نے دیکھا ہے اس سے ملحقہ

but tell me godson what um Town Hall are you again because we sort of have

لیکن مجھے بتائیں کہ میں کون ٹاؤن ہال ہیں آپ کی وجہ سے آپ کی ایک بار پھر آپ کو

default to tax for certain Town Hall levels they tend to work quite well

کچھ ٹاؤن ہال کے لئے ٹیکس پر ڈیفالٹ سطحوں میں وہ بہت اچھی طرح کام کرتے ہیں

depending on what level you are remembering I think he's a 10 maybe I

آپ کی کونسی سطح پر منحصر ہے یاد رکھنا مجھے لگتا ہے کہ وہ 10 ہو سکتا ہے

know he joined when you is 9 or 8 or something like that

معلوم ہے کہ جب آپ 9 یا 8 یا اس وقت شامل ہوں گے اس طرح کچھ

well maybe I'll just you know what I'm just gonna spy on godson's base let's

ٹھیک ہے شاید میں صرف آپ کو جانتا ہوں کہ میں کیا ہوں صرف خدا کا بیس بیس پر جاسوس ہونے والا ہے

have a look here so who are you thinking of attacking godson and I haven't asked

یہاں ایک نظر ہے تو آپ کون سوچ رہے ہیں جنون پر حملہ اور میں نے پوچھا نہیں ہے

for your permission here but I hate those better sight but I can't I hope

یہاں آپ کی اجازت کے لئے لیکن میں نفرت کرتا ہوں وہ بہتر نظر آتے ہیں لیکن میں امید نہیں کر سکتا

you don't mind but let's have a look level the kitties base well that's

آپ کو برا نہیں ہے لیکن ایک نظر آتے ہیں کیتھیوں کی سطح اچھی طرح سے ہے

pretty solid

خوبصورت ٹھوس

that's quite a solid base I'd say 10 or you joined when he was a level 6

یہ کافی ٹھوس بنیاد ہے، میں 10 یا پھر کہہوں گا جب آپ کی سطح 6 تھی

he's been there for quite some time yeah yes I reckon what if he years I

وہ کچھ وقت کے لئے وہاں رہا ہے جی ہاں جی ہاں، مجھے لگتا ہے کہ اگر وہ سال میں ہوں

don't know for me so yeah godson which one are you looking at Titan Oh does the

میرے لئے ایسا نہیں جانتا جو اللہ تعالی ہے کیا آپ دیکھ رہے ہیں ٹائٹن اوہ

10 mean that's the place you're taking on or does it mean no that's there to be

10 اس کا مطلب یہ ہے کہ آپ جو جگہ لے رہے ہیں یا اس کا مطلب یہ ہے کہ ایسا نہیں ہے

his bikes where is he on the thing where's old godson godson he's number 11

وہ اس کی بائک کہاں ہے جو اس پر ہے جہاں پرانے خداسن گالسن کی تعداد 11 ہے

so let's have a look at what used mirrors a tunnel what's that twelve

تو ہمیں کیا استعمال کیا ہے پر نظر آتے ہیں ایک سرنگ آئینہ ہے جو اس بارہ ہے

eleven I don't even at eleven that's gonna be a pretty tough place to

گیارہ میں بھی گیارہ بجے نہیں ہے یہ ایک خوبصورت جگہ ہے

take on for channel 10 but 10 number 12 is at least a 10 or 10

چینل 10 پر 10 نمبر 12 پر لے لو کم از کم 10 یا 10 ہے

so maybe I don't have to say God's in that type of basis you're getting there

تو شاید مجھے خدا کا کہنا نہیں ہے اس قسم کی بنیاد آپ وہاں جا رہے ہیں

in this massive you use bowlers years which is use a similar combination that

اس بڑے پیمانے پر آپ گیندوں کے سال کا استعمال کرتے ہیں جو اسی طرح کا مجموعہ استعمال کرتا ہے

I'm using so if I show you my treats this would be a pretty good combo but

میں ایسا ہی استعمال کر رہا ہوں اگر میں آپ کو اپنا علاج پیش کرتا ہوں یہ ایک بہت اچھا کامبو ہوگا لیکن

also bear in mind that I have a lot more space than you do so it's not going to

ذہن میں بھی برداشت کریں کہ میرے پاس بہت زیادہ ہے آپ کے مقابلے میں خلا تو ایسا نہیں ہوگا

be quite the same but that'd be you know if I took on that pace with that lineup

بالکل وہی ہو لیکن آپ کو معلوم ہو گا اگر میں نے اس رفتار کے ساتھ اس لائن اپ کو لے لیا

I would be even with the one here I would be ashamed if I didn't get a

میں یہاں ایک ساتھ بھی رہوں گا اگر مجھے نہیں ملا تو شرمندہ ہو جائے گا

restart yeah but I've got - you know next almost next stuff how long have we

ہاں دوبارہ شروع کریں لیکن مجھے مل گیا ہے - آپ جانتے ہیں اگلے تقریبا اگلے چیزیں ہم کتنی دیر تک ہیں

got four minutes I'm getting nervous and starting to build up now

چار منٹ مل گئے اور میں اعصابی ہو رہی تھی اب تعمیر کرنے کا آغاز

air attack yeah you keep you're going to do an air attack on 11 you've watched

ہوائی حملہ ہاں آپ کو آپ جا رہے ہیں 11 پر ہوا ہوا حملہ کرو

hopefully you've watched that drama in tutorial that I based it cuz that's

امید ہے آپ نے اس ڈرامہ کو دیکھا ہے سبق یہ ہے کہ میں اس کی بنیاد پر ہوں

pretty good food on 11 Lee said it's still going they're still talking saying

11 لی پر بہت اچھا کھانا کہا کہ یہ ہے اب بھی وہ جا رہے ہیں اب بھی بات کر رہے ہیں

I guess that's fine

مجھے لگتا ہے کہ ٹھیک ہے

say stink pants what would you do here the first thing I would be looking at is

کہتے ہیں پتلون پتلون آپ کیا کریں گے پہلی چیز جو میں دیکھوں گا

where are those air sweepers pointing because if you're doing an air attack

وہ ہوا کہاں جا رہے ہیں جن کا اشارہ ہے کیونکہ اگر آپ ایک ہوائی حملے کر رہے ہیں

you definitely want to attack on the right hand side there say we're on this

آپ ضرور اس پر حملہ کرنا چاہتے ہیں دائیں ہاتھ کی طرف یہ کہتے ہیں کہ ہم اس پر ہیں

is where you would want to use the anyway I can really show and in that

آپ کہاں استعمال کرنا چاہتے ہیں ویسے بھی میں واقعی میں اور اس میں دکھا سکتا ہوں

case you drop the loons before the B for the lava because the the air dust

اگر آپ B کے سامنے ڈھونڈتے ہیں تو چونکہ ہوا دھول

sweepers are way down or air defenses way down there would you agree with that

سویئر کا راستہ نیچے یا ہوا کی حفاظت ہے اس راستے میں آپ اس سے اتفاق کریں گے

if you're doing an air attack I'd be attacking from there because if you look

اگر آپ فضائی حملہ کر رہے ہیں تو میں ہوں وہاں سے حملہ کر رہے ہیں کیونکہ اگر آپ نظر آتے ہیں

where the air sweeper is it's there and that one's pointed that way so hopefully

جہاں ہوا سویپر یہ ہے اور اس نے اس امید کی نشاندہی کی ہے کہ اس طرح امید ہے

yeah you're gonna struggle if you take them bases on bases that are much bigger

جی ہاں آپ جدوجہد کر رہے ہو اگر آپ لیتے ہیں ان کے اڈوں پر جو بیس بہت بڑا ہیں

and stronger than yours it is a bit of a struggle to try and beat them it could

اور آپ کے مقابلے میں مضبوط یہ تھوڑا سا ہے جدوجہد کرنے اور جدوجہد کرنے کے لئے جدوجہد کر سکتے ہیں

be okay for that one but I can't really share can I actually what I'll do is

اس کے لئے ٹھیک ہو لیکن میں واقعی نہیں کر سکتا میں اصل میں کر سکتا ہوں جو میں کروں گا

show you my attacks cuz here all the air attacks let's have a look here we've got

آپ اپنے حملوں کو دکھائیں یہاں تمام ہوا حملہ آور ہمارے پاس ہے یہاں ایک نظر ہے

one that's half decent the problem is I've been doing them with one uring

مسئلہ یہ کہ نصف مہذب ہے میں ان کے ساتھ کر رہا ہوں

alright say this is what I'd be suggesting God's in you you want to take

ٹھیک ہے کہ یہ وہی ہے جو میں ہوں آپ میں خدا کا مشورہ ہے آپ لے جانا چاہتے ہیں

out that Eagle artillery for sure so if you look where I've done it I've got

اگر یہ ایرر برقرار رہے تو ہمارے ہیلپ ڈیسک سے رابطہ کریں. غلط استعمال کی اطلاع دیتے ہوئے ایرر آ گیا ہے آپ نے یہ کیا ہے کہ میں نے کیا ہے

them away from where I've dropped the loons first because it's like the base

جہاں سے میں نے گرا دیا ہے ان سے دور پہلے ڈھونڈتے ہیں کیونکہ یہ بنیاد کی طرح ہے

that you're looking at the air defense is way down the bottom so you drop the

آپ کو فضائی دفاع کی تلاش کر رہے ہیں نیچے سے نیچے ہے تو آپ کو چھوڑ دو

loons first you can go the larvae in gather the dragons and then more one

سب سے پہلے ڈھونڈتے ہیں کہ آپ لارو میں جا سکتے ہیں ڈریگن اور پھر ایک سے زیادہ جمع

single to here oh but you want a rage spell to try and take you out that Eagle

اوہ یہاں واحد ہے لیکن آپ غصہ چاہتے ہیں کوشش کریں کہ ایگل آپ کو باہر نکالیں

artillery just like I've done there and you'll see one star that CC that new

آرٹلری جیسے جیسے میں نے وہاں کیا ہے اور آپ ایک ستارہ دیکھ لیں گے جو نیا ہے

defense see what it did it makes you just 21 there you guys so that took out

دفاع دیکھتا ہے کہ یہ کیا کرتا ہے صرف 21 وہاں تم لوگ ہیں جو باہر لے گئے

the end of sorry the Eagle artillery it's kind of important that you do that

افسوس کا اختتام ایگل آرٹلری یہ ضروری ہے کہ آپ ایسا کریں

because that can do a lot of damage so that's kind of a similar style attack to

کیونکہ یہ بہت نقصان پہنچا سکتا ہے یہ اسی طرح کی سٹائل پر حملہ ہے

what you'd be to do four attend the townhall that

تم کیا ہو چاروں شہروں میں شرکت کرنے کے لئے

you're actually looking at you hurry back there stink pants say yeah well you

تم واقعی میں دیکھ رہے ہو جلدی کرو واپس پتلون پتلون کہتے ہیں کہ تم ٹھیک ہو

might want to try in three star first because I don't know how we're gonna do

شاید سب سے پہلے تین ستارے میں کوشش کرنا ہوسکتی ہے کیونکہ میں نہیں جانتا کہ ہم کیسے کریں گے

in this war it's actually a big one there's going to be what 25 people in

اس جنگ میں یہ واقعی ایک بڑی ہے اس میں 25 افراد جا رہے ہیں

this wall say stars may be important I'm still gonna go for one or two because

اس دیوار کا کہنا ہے کہ ستارے اہم ہو سکتے ہیں اب بھی ایک یا دو کے لئے جا رہے ہیں کیونکہ

I've got to get these war attacks out of the road just to get them over and done

مجھے ان جنگجوؤں سے باہر نکلنا پڑے گا سڑک صرف ان کو ختم کرنے اور انجام دینے کے لۓ

me some again I'm looking forward to speed that up with you all right

مجھے کچھ بار پھر میں دیکھ رہا ہوں تیز رفتار آپ کے ساتھ بالکل ٹھیک ہے

say did you want me to show another one just while we're waiting and for the

کیا تم نے مجھے کسی اور کو دکھانے کے لئے کہا تھا جب ہم انتظار کر رہے ہیں اور اس کے لئے

look you need to get ready say I'm just trying to show you the sort of better

دیکھو آپ کو تیار ہونے کی ضرورت ہے کہ میں صرف ہوں بہتر آپ کو دکھانے کی کوشش کر رہا ہے

ones but it's hard because you can see I've only got the one hearing all right

لیکن یہ مشکل ہے کیونکہ آپ دیکھ سکتے ہیں میرے پاس صرف ایک ہی سماعت ہے

let's see what happened with this one that's a town on 12 but the principles

آتے ہیں اس کے ساتھ کیا ہوا ہے یہ ایک شہر ہے 12 پر اصول

the same godson so you can see where that air sweeper is and why I'm dropping

ایک ہی گانسن تو آپ کہاں دیکھ سکتے ہیں وہ ہوا سویپر ہے اور میں کیوں گر رہا ہوں

the troops there cuz the air sweeper won't affected and this time you can see

فوجیوں نے ہوائی اڈے کو بھیجا متاثر نہیں کرے گا اور اس بار آپ دیکھ سکتے ہیں

that the lava hounds were dropped first because the air defense was a fair bit

کہ لاوا ہاؤنڈ پہلے ہی گرا دیا گیا تھا کیونکہ ہوا دفاع ایک منصفانہ سا تھا

closer so they draw all the fire power there is one sweeper that's giving me a

قریب ہی وہ تمام آگ لگاتے ہیں وہاں ایک سویڈر ہے جو مجھے دے رہا ہے

bit of problems there and again you can see I dropped that rage spell to try and

تھوڑا سا مسائل اور پھر آپ کر سکتے ہیں دیکھیں کہ میں نے غصے کی کوشش کرنے کی کوشش کی ہے

take out no IDs at it you can see the the trouble of that air sweeper gives

اس پر کوئی شناخت نہیں رکھنا آپ اسے دیکھ سکتے ہیں اس ہوا سویپر کی تکلیف دیتا ہے

you troops but thankfully yep that's taking out one of them and hopefully the

آپ فوجی ہیں لیکن شکریہ ادا کرتے ہیں ان میں سے ایک کو لے کر امید ہے کہ

air sweeper will die now both air sweepers died so that's good so that's

ہوائی اڈے اب ہوا سے دونوں مر جائے گا پسینہ مر گیا تو اچھا ہے کہ ایسا ہی ہے

basically what I'd be saying if you're going to do an air attack regardless of

بنیادی طور پر میں کہہ رہا ہوں کہ اگر آپ ہو قطع نظر ہوا ہوا حملے کرنے کے لئے جا رہے ہیں

the base you need to work out do I drop the lava first or do I drop the loons

جس بنیاد پر آپ کو کام کرنے کی ضرورت ہے میں چھوڑ دیتا ہوں پہلے سب سے پہلے ہو یا میں ڈھونڈ لو

first you want to make sure that you're checking which direction the air sweep

سب سے پہلے آپ اس بات کو یقینی بنانا چاہتے ہیں کہ آپ ہو چیک کرنے کے لئے جو ہوا جھاڑو ہے

is facing and if you're taking on town all 11s or

سامنا ہے اور اگر آپ شہر کے تمام 11 یا

12s that have the Eagle artillery then you want to take those out as well and

اس کے بعد 12 بجے ایگل آرٹلری ہے آپ ان کو بھی باہر لے جانا چاہتے ہیں اور

that's basically it that's the plan that I use for air attacks every single time

یہ بنیادی طور پر یہ ہے کہ یہ منصوبہ ہے میں ہر وقت ہوا ہوا حملوں کے لئے استعمال کرتا ہوں

and if you have a look after this attack I will show you the the win-loss ratio

اور اگر آپ اس حملے کے بعد نظر آتے ہیں میں آپ کو جیتنے والے نقصان کا نمونہ دکھاؤں گا

even with one year I don't think I've actually lost an attack so that's why

ایک سال کے ساتھ بھی مجھے نہیں لگتا کہ میں نے اصل میں ایک حملے کھو دیا ہے لہذا

they're so effective to do it that way and a lot of times I'll see people don't

اس طرح ایسا کرنے کے لئے وہ بہت مؤثر ہیں اور بہت سی بار میں لوگوں کو نہیں دیکھوں گا

do that they don't don't plan their attacks properly but you can see here

ایسا کرو کہ وہ ان کی منصوبہ بندی نہیں کرتے مناسب طریقے سے حملوں پر آپ یہاں دیکھ سکتے ہیں

I'm using the same troops every single time I've only got the one hero and

میں ہر ایک ہی فوجیوں کا استعمال کر رہا ہوں اس وقت میں نے صرف ایک ہیرو اور وقت لیا ہے

there's no losses so that's how that one works and I stink pads it's time I'm

وہاں کوئی نقصان نہیں ہے تاکہ ایسا ہی ہو کام کرتا ہے اور میں پیڈ پھنستا ہوں اس وقت میں ہوں

nervous as heck now all right all right I really don't want to do this we're

اب تک دھیان دھیان دوں میں واقعی ایسا نہیں کرنا چاہتا جو ہم یہ ہیں

doing one final check that's gonna have to do you're gonna have to entertain

ایک حتمی چیک کر رہا ہے جو ہو گا آپ کو تفریح کرنا پڑے گا

these people because I tell you what I am NOT looking forward to this do it I

ان لوگوں کی وجہ سے میں آپ کو بتاؤں کہ میں کیا کرتا ہوں میں اس سے آگے نہیں دیکھ رہا ہوں

already planned out what I was gonna do but we'll do one final check

پہلے سے ہی منصوبہ بندی کی جو میں کروں گا لیکن ہم ایک حتمی چیک کریں گے

so what I'm doing now is just making sure that all of the what are they

لہذا اب میں کیا کر رہا ہوں ابھی صرف بنا رہا ہے اس بات کا یقین ہے کہ وہ کیا ہیں

called expose it's right in front of me so they're all set the ground in air

اس نے میرے سامنے دائیں بازی کو بلایا لہذا وہ سب کو ہوا میں زمین مقرر کر رہے ہیں

which is actually an advantage to us from memory though this is going to be a

جو اصل میں ہمارا فائدہ ہے یاد رکھنے سے یہ ایک ہونے والا ہے

bit of a problem the inferno towers are both set to single target which is not

تھوڑا سا مسئلہ ہے جس میں نرک ٹاورز ہیں دونوں ایک واحد ہدف پر قائم ہیں جو نہیں ہے

great or late I don't know I have one set to single and one set to multi what

بہت اچھا یا دیر سے میں نہیں جانتا میرا ایک ہے سنگل اور ایک سیٹ کثیر پر مقرر کیا

was the other thing I was checking the plan oh they don't have any clan troops

میں دوسری جانچ کر رہا تھا اوہ کی منصوبہ بندی کے پاس ان کے پاس کوئی قبیلہ فوجی نہیں ہیں

actually can someone in the clan request again so I can dump a spell cause I'm

اصل میں کسی قبیلے کی درخواست میں کر سکتے ہیں پھر میں اس کی وجہ سے ایک جادو کی وجہ سے ڈمپ کر سکتا ہوں

not actually gonna need I'm not gonna need a spell they don't have a plan

اصل میں ضرورت نہیں ہے میں نہیں جا رہا ہوں ایک جادو کی ضرورت ہے جو ان کی کوئی منصوبہ نہیں ہے

shapes I might as well just get rid of it can you canoe your request

اس کے سائز میں بھی ہوسکتا ہے یہ آپ اپنی درخواست کر سکتے ہیں

I don't every person who's anyone got a request there that needs a spell all

میں ہر شخص نہیں جو کسی کو ملا ہے وہاں درخواست کریں کہ ایک جادو کی ضرورت ہے

right you know why don't just dump it

ٹھیک ہے آپ جانتے ہیں کہ اسے کیوں ڈمپ نہیں ہے

all right so that's a waste of dark elixir that's the way you done yeah

بالکل ٹھیک ہے کہ اندھیرے کی فضلہ ہے آپ نے ایسا کیا طریقہ ہے کہ ایلیکسیر ہاں ہاں

I'd say how we looking now

میں کہتا ہوں کہ ہم کس طرح دیکھ رہے ہیں

all right Sade sorry guys just waiting for that trip that sorry spelled to

تمام دائیں سایہ معاف کر کے لوگ صرف انتظار کر رہے ہیں اس سفر کے لئے جسے معافی سے ہٹا دیا گیا تھا

train me on and then and while I'm waiting for that you might as well have

مجھے اور اس وقت تربیت کرو اور جب میں ہوں اس کے انتظار میں آپ بھی ہوسکتے ہیں

a look I probably should have checked but I know that the troops pre-training

ایک نظر میں نے شاید جانچ پڑتال کی تھی لیکن میں جانتا ہوں کہ فوجیوں کو پری تربیت دینا ہے

yeah he doesn't have any plan trips well these could be embarrassing I should be

جی ہاں، اس میں کوئی منصوبہ نہیں ہے یہ شرمندہ ہوسکتا ہے کہ مجھے ہونا چاہئے

expected to do half face in my own nice place waiting say alright say while I'm

میرے اپنے اچھے میں نصف چہرہ کرنے کی امید ہے جگہ میں انتظار کروں گا کہ میں ٹھیک ہوں

doing that

ایسا کرو

you know life is like a box of chocolates ting pants yeah baby you got

آپ جانتے ہیں زندگی ایک باکس کی طرح ہے پتلون ہاں بچے کو چاکلیٹس آپ کو مل گیا

the quite wrong it doesn't last long if you fat well but you've seen me with a

اگر یہ ایرر برقرار رہے تو ہمارے ہیلپ ڈیسک سے رابطہ کریں آپ چربی اچھی طرح سے لیکن آپ نے مجھے دیکھا ہے

box of chocolates how long do they last

چاکلیٹوں کا باکس وہ کتنا عرصہ تک کرتے ہیں

that's true all right say how he done with these spell now not quite there

یہ سچ ہے کہ وہ کیسے کرتا ہے ان جادو کے ساتھ ابھی ابھی کافی نہیں ہے

sorry guys where I can't believe I'm doing a live

افسوس لوگ جہاں میں یقین نہیں کروں گا میں زندہ کر رہا ہوں

war attack you're doing another one after this as well okay not that I

جنگ کا حملہ آپ کو ایک اور کر رہے ہیں اس کے ساتھ ساتھ ٹھیک ہے کہ میں نہیں

really want to don't worry you don't have many people watching you right now

واقعی تم پر فکر نہیں کرنا چاہتا ہے آپ نہیں کرتے بہت سے لوگ ہیں جو آپ کو دیکھ رہے ہیں

let's spy on some of these tiny bases that we've got in the clan say sorry

کچھ چھوٹے اڈوں میں جاسوس کرتے ہیں جو ہم نے کلان میں مل کر افسوس کا اظہار کیا ہے

people whether you like it or not you're going to get your bases looked at look

لوگ آپ چاہے چاہے یا نہ ہو آپ کے اڈوں نظر آتے نظر آتے ہیں

at these cute little one it's been a long time since I've seen a base like

یہ خوبصورت چھوٹا سا ایک ہی ہے اس وقت سے جب میں نے ایک بنیاد دیکھا ہے

that you must have a couple of small people in there all right then it's a

کہ آپ کو ایک چھوٹا سا چھوٹا ہونا چاہئے وہاں لوگوں کو ٹھیک ہے تو یہ ایک ہے

clan full now it is let's check the house everyone all to Zed doing even

اب کلانوں کو چیک کرنے کی اجازت دی گئی ہے زین کو بھی سب کچھ گھر بھی کر رہا ہے

better now look at that there's only nine people that have actually joined

اب بہتر ہے کہ یہ صرف یہی ہے نو افراد جنہوں نے اصل میں شمولیت اختیار کی ہے

the clan games they've always finished where's stink pants has already finished

وہ کلان کھیل جو ہمیشہ ختم ہو چکے ہیں جہاں پھنسے ہوئے پتلون پہلے سے ہی ختم ہو چکے ہیں

well done all right say a few more seconds and then come on

ٹھیک ہے ٹھیک ہے چند سیکنڈ کہیں اور پھر آو

we got a fire ourselves up you got to get ready to go should I hand you my

ہمیں خود آگ لگ گئی ہے آپ کو مل گیا ہے جانے کے لئے تیار ہو جاؤں میں آپ کو اپنا ہاتھ بنانا چاہوں

wife Anne stink pants so you can be for my war attack nan do you think because

بیوی این پتلون پتلون تاکہ آپ کے لئے ہوسکتی ہے میرے جنگ کے حملے میں آپ کو لگتا ہے کیونکہ

then they know I can blame it on you if it doesn't go well come on come on last

تو وہ جانتے ہیں کہ میں اس پر تم پر الزام لگا سکتا ہوں یہ آخری وقت آنے والا نہیں آتا ہے

little spell there all right this is good what have we got all right that's

یہ سب کچھ ٹھیک ہے اچھا کیا ہے ہم سب کو ٹھیک ہے

good enough actually can I get you to chain me some

کافی اچھا اصل میں میں آپ کو کچھ سلسلہ لے سکتا ہوں

what is it six bowlers and and my wizard and a rage or heal is it

یہ چھ گیندوں اور کیا ہے اور میرا جادوگر اور غضب یا شفا یہ ہے

doesn't matter which ones ditch well not liking this ah thankfully

کوئی فرق نہیں پڑتا، جسے ڈھیر ہے اس کا شکریہ ادا نہیں کرتے

there's handed to people there that's not right

وہاں وہاں لوگوں کو بھیجا گیا ہے ٹھیک نہیں

they're gonna see this tape quite badly we'll find out in a second so you say

وہ اس ٹیپ کو بہت بری طرح دیکھے گی ہم ایک سیکنڈ میں تلاش کریں گے لہذا آپ کہتے ہیں

six below yep all right so can you please entertain again just while I do

چھ نیچے چھڑی ٹھیک ہے تو آپ کر سکتے ہیں براہ مہربانی دوبارہ کوشش کریں

this cos guys I'm gonna go really silent while I do this I do want to try and do

یہ کاک لوگ مجھے خاموش ہونے جا رہے ہیں جب میں ایسا کرتا ہوں تو میں کوشش کرنا چاہتا ہوں

well for the clan but I think I'm gonna struggle ask him some questions do all

اچھی طرح سے کلان کے لئے لیکن میں سوچتا ہوں کہ میں ہوں جدوجہد سے ان سے کچھ سوال پوچھنا ہے

right you know what I'm getting excited getting ready let's do this thing with

ٹھیک ہے آپ جانتے ہیں کہ میں کیا حوصلہ افزائی کر رہا ہوں تیار ہو جانے کے ساتھ یہ کام کرنے دو

one stinkin hero he's doing it I know we'll use this machine now I know how to

ایک سستین ہیرو وہ ایسا کر رہا ہے میں جانتا ہوں ہم اس مشین کا استعمال کریں گے اب میں جانتا ہوں کہ کس طرح

use it okay well you stupid bowlers going the right direction no go in the

آپ کو بیوکوف باؤلر ٹھیک ٹھیک استعمال کریں صحیح راستے میں نہیں جانا جا رہا ہے

right direction you fools

آپ کو بیوقوفوں کو صحیح سمت

hi what's going on this is a terrible attack Oh

ہیلو یہ کیا ہے ایک خوفناک ہے اوہ حملہ

what ah they've left the yeah you kidding me you've left the town hole

آپ نے ہاں کیا چھوڑ دیا ہے مجھے مذاق کرنا آپ نے شہر سوراخ چھوڑ دیا ہے

yeah it happens why did you leave the town hole you were trained on it again

ہاں یہ ہوتا ہے آپ کیوں چھوڑ گئے تھے شہر سوراخ آپ کو پھر اس پر تربیت دی گئی تھی

leaving the town hole oh that I cannot believe that happened

شہر سوراخ چھوڑ کر اوہ، میں اس پر یقین نہیں کر سکتا

again thing you need jump spell am I even gonna get a star out of these

ایک بار پھر آپ کو جادو چھلانگ کی ضرورت ہے میں بھی ان میں سے ایک ستارہ حاصل کرنے والا ہوں

you sure thank goodness is one I cannot believe they left the town all it's like

آپ اس بات کا یقین کرتے ہیں کہ آپ کو اچھا نہیں لگتا ہے یقین رکھتے ہیں کہ وہ سب شہر کی طرح ہے

that they were trained on that I had a heal spell there I had a rage spell

کہ وہ اس کے بارے میں تربیت دی گئی تھی وہاں جادو کی شناخت میرے پاس غصے کا جادو تھا

there and they just I found right now didn't matter

وہاں اور وہ ابھی ابھی مل گیا کوئی بات نہیں

it didn't matter cuz it was smashed I cannot believe they just left the town

اس سے کوئی فرق نہیں پڑتا تھا کہ میں توڑ گیا تھا یقین نہیں کر سکتے کہ وہ صرف شہر چھوڑ گئے ہیں

all like that that's insane I hate these his troops why didn't they

اس طرح کی یہ پاگل ہے مجھے یہ ان کی فوجوں سے نفرت ہے کیوں نہیں

go in the right direction that's so bad sorry clan I'm really disappointed with

صحیح سمت میں جاۓ جو بہت برا ہے افسوس ہے کلان میں واقعی میں مایوس ہوں

that that should have been at least two to start but I'm just gonna say

کہ کم از کم دو ہونا چاہئے شروع کرنے کے لئے، میں صرف کہنا چاہتا ہوں

straight-up that was that the troops at that time it wasn't actually my attack

براہ راست یہ تھا کہ فوج میں اس وقت یہ واقعی میرا حملہ نہیں تھا

everything was going as planned it was planned that way stink pants deer a deer

سب کچھ منصوبہ بندی کی جا رہی تھی جیسا کہ تھا اس طرح کی منصوبہ بندی کی جس طرح پتلون ہرن کو ہنر لگایا گیا ہے

idea alright so we're back to the doing this I can't believe that was a one-star

خیال ٹھیک ہے تو ہم واپس کر رہے ہیں یہ میں یقین نہیں کر سکتا کہ یہ ایک ستارہ تھا

how disappointing that was there goes my fantastic Saturday made stink pants you

میرے پاس کس طرح مایوس کن تھا شاندار ہفتہ نے آپ کو پتلون پتلون بنا دیا

know what we need another take that's what we need

معلوم ہے کہ ہمیں کیا ضرورت ہے اسے لے لو ہمیں کیا ضرورت ہے

you know I was the even though I'm fat from the previous chocolate joke bet I

آپ جانتے ہیں کہ اگرچہ میں چربی ہوں from the previous chocolate joke bet I

was thinking of running a marathon but I think it might be too difficult getting

all the roads closed in providing enough water for everyone what does that mean

far with me I would get it I didn't even get mine joke there

oh my psychotic family he's joined now as well he's like one of the he left a

message on our very first video oh nice they've been around for a long time my

psychotic family okay infant these most of these guys have in

each godson also left a message on the biddies in the clan yeah it gets a

little bit of an exception there have you been my psychotic family is at the

weekend where you are yet alright so while we're doing that what else can I

do yeah but you post some replays of your

attacks testing pins and I'm gonna attack I'm gonna request again if you

can throw my castle there build my castle there yeah you can do it do it do

it I'm not gonna jam for you oh they're not ready yet no no no you don't have to

jam for me I would never ask you to do that alright so while we're doing this

again I might as I'll just say my base base getting smashed again I'm still so

Jesus ones got one of the old troops there the rare rare special event troops

see the giant skeleton e1 alright so you know you can't lose a homing pigeon

stink pants if your homing pigeon doesn't come back then what you've done

is lost than what you've lost his appearing if I am in people you can't

lose a homing pigeon if your homing pigeon doesn't come back then you what

you've lost get your on Joe get my Jess that was

terrible I didn't get that one at all

hmm do you have any Australian like expression that you think I'm not gonna

understand get a good understanding as it go yeah I understand have a good

weekend that's not an expression what's special about that an expression that

yeah you know what dead Aussies or any day before what does it mean tomato

sauce past the dead horse they'd this is more

of an older I don't think young Australians do it as much but older

Australians used to do that sort of play on words didn't if I can say that okay

tomato sauce or ketchup become a dead horse so it's it's using rhyming slang

to explain something else and I guess in a way to confuse people to say I don't

know we actually I don't think I near the Aussies are online at the moment

they've all disappeared for the time being okay so in that case I give you

one from Thailand expression do it let's do this thing

hmm one afternoon in your next three incarnation

you hold ah picking up and get it one afternoon in your next reincarnation

it's not a job it's just an expression which means I'll see you then no no what

else one more time one afternoon in your next reincarnation we'll see you

tomorrow no it was that the same thing Oh Kane's

here now la dame he's one of our loyal guys as well he's been around for quite

some time we're starting to see all of the regulars again have you been came

what's happening in your side of the world I can't remember where he's from

I'm not sure if I think he's from the States where are you from tiny if I can

ask that again I've got to try and remember that are trying to remember

where everyone's from yeah and that's my expression means trying to remember

where everyone's from no it's a it's not gonna happen

oh it's not hang on same meeting okay one afternoon in your next reincarnation

yeah that's not gonna happen that means it's not gonna happen Y is from

California I'm fading to California I've got relatives in California are you

trying to get job there I did well now I wouldn't say I tried to get a job they

offered a job there but it wasn't directress I'd love that but there

wasn't well they're they're not the brother's side if that makes sense

I don't get to give away too much information but yeah I went and stayed

in oh there's another one hi sky captain oh it's cold say cars

another one that has been quite regular only on channel as well oh you guys

should check out H other's channels I've seen everyone let's play now all these

people have you been cold and yes stiva no hang on

going look at you I'm asking myself what are we saying you I don't know anyway um

my troops ready to donate all right singing a request yes

three two one let's do this thing

say yeah no we're we're grit just relaxing on a Saturday here is that

Saturday where you are Skype and for cane where today the state was called

I'm trying to think Roseville I stayed in Roseville spent a

bit of time in San Francisco uh-huh and then we went across the border to I

think it's Nevada the state and went to San Remo well that person's left our

replacing they're all replaceable no they're not we've got some great people

here yeah that stink pants talking a cane wants to know if you're talking yes

I'm talking I'm talking I'm talking yeah we get we've had a race and sort of what

do you call it recruiting because a Clanton drops a little bit in numbers so

you can see there's a few new guys there oh that guy dark if you ever see this

you better start donating no you're not going to be here for very long Troy you

probably want to donate a few more troops okay oh these guys are all bad

Kiwi you better start donating he's all right oh jeez these guys are all bad

start donating new people or you've gone farad's good day feds like again another

supporter of the channel I guess you'd say say yeah I actually do it usually

happens in a war cane so when when we're worrying like donate

most of the troops and now we'll say donate to the map defense not that that

counts but look at me go I've got a ton of donations there cuz it they're all

greedy you're greedy stink pants asking for troops all the time No

not yeah you're greedy actually now you know what happens I steal your phone and

request on your behalf ah because you don't request enough

anyone that's in our clan that's watching these right now start

requesting more there's such good donators they don't want a request and

it's only that didn't you guys that are greedy say they should all you include

it request more say then people can donate he's saying I'm great hang on

let's let's check on a name saying your gravy stink pants let's have a look at

your profile 12:9 you're pretty balanced but that's because always donating from

your account

yeah that's that tends to be what happens that should I do a boost or not

Derek and I should do a beast why how how long to wait

it takes quite a while it's like 40 minutes or something look at that that's

paying a bit cocky there isn't it

because I get traced out all the time what's that say no trees yeah here can

you win any what's that's why I can't see anyone miss an experiment say I

claim anyone and then that yeah but what what is this a rule ah Mike ain't saying

don't boost I'd say sky is asking who you I say

should I should I say do you think why hang on I've missed a whole heap a chat

here hang on he said stop been stalking yeah he's a hopper nice teasing my mini

T MA Minnie I can't read that T RNA tRNA

joined but God's late row fees oh you're asking if you want to join I suppose you

can do we have space well what we can do is I think we've got to space cuz

someone just left the mini counts disk is where Bay nine there's one space left

so what I can do you're gonna have to be quick they sky say I'll do these just

because I'm in a good meeting at Saturday say any no even if I do anyone

can join do I have to lower the trophies as well I'm gonna have to what about

your main account sky would take your main account better be easier if it's

got enough meets the requirements I did drop it for four people maybe I should

do you think how can you do a valve Kotak on my townhall 8 it's well to be

honest sky the very last I want my meaning to join they both wanted all

right look you know what it's gonna be first come first serve can you remember

that 2100 tray fees so I'm dropping the trophy camp to now if you don't have 200

trophies you shouldn't be in the clan and anyone can join so whoever gets

there first is in actually I could beat some of those people that are just ready

at the moment we've got if you have a look at this I'll get you to do it stink

pants if you have a look at this all those new guys are pretty greedy

except for ferried but he's a good guy same sky yes stance here question the

very last arm video that we posted risen all Valkyrie attack and that was silly

but it worked say

you me we didn't lose one really did you dig Newton why I can't believe you

didn't even watch their own uploads stink pants oh you're doing stink pants

not supporting the channel st. pads you are not supporting the child you don't

even watch the videos you participate you make your silly comments all the

time not understanding the Jake's you can't game lately yeah can happen to me

as well say Kane said don't do the Beast so gonna have to wait a while and I

guess the next one is just to say my base getting smashed

unless kit unless other people win sometime maybe well I saved the one wing

that I had been you didn't like that I can't play any of those

let's have a look at what that guy did I'm not sure if I shade that one ready

so you put it back up my game might slay you put it back up I no one's requesting

right now gee I've got low power this is not good

oh did that even sound like you did anything I didn't hear anything then

let's hope that this doesn't run out of battery I probably should have kept it

on the charge of the whole time stink pants not reminding me it's not my

iPhone you know I wanted to do is show that feminism but my husband wouldn't

let me I'm actually that's something you should say why don't you do it

no stink pants wanted to do a show about feminism but I wouldn't let it get any

of those jokes nope how do people making inmates asking for a friend

these are pretty bad jokes she's ah this is a yeah this is one that oh there's

someone joined my hey I've got the I've got the Klan openview guys someone

better join soon because we don't generally leave it as as open like that

there is only the one space so they'd just be aware of that now no one's gonna

get these joke unless they're Australian and understand cricket so maybe I should

explain that first you know what cricket is you've seen it right yeah so the dude

that stands behind the wickets you know what a batsman is the guy that's got the

bat right and then behind him is the wickets that's how they get out well

behind that is the wicket keeper he's the guy wearing the gloves alright

see I understand what a wicket keeper is now there's a lesson for all our

international people earlier that sky captain's giving us a plug there see

that he's advertising our Channel I've also said to you guys you should check

each other's channels out alright say the first time I met stink pants I knew

she was a keeper she was wearing massive gloves she's gotta be honest failing to

get that joke I'm sure you know as a kid I was made to walk the plank

walk the plank we couldn't afford a dog

teacher I was in your clan you put the trophies back to ice join now have you

came I don't think anyone has join the clan you guys better be quick I'm

leaving the clan open for the moment all right so what else can I do you hear

about now why don't you post one of your raids no thanks

alright let's see I don't even know you how to do to build a replays how do you

do that just go to this one oh not that sorry yeah

cheri play let's say here we gonna say get smashed let's set the lookie there

are g's on one nice today so is it because you did it actually you know

what you can you can do it right last thing pants is stealing my fine again

you gave it to it plus what do you come from Emirates

with the battery there all righty now why are you doing that I gotta let your

name sting pants I'm pretty poor money can't buy your happiness we'll check

this out I bought myself a happy meal uh-huh good didn't you buy for me you

want a happy meal today I can get you a happy new or tristen's here

Tristan's in the clan he asked join say I opened it he was another one that I

actually opened it for his trophies were a little bit late right

he said the PO I feel sorry for Tristan cuz he worked really really hard to get

the that are a quiet number of trophies and then I opted why him no not on him

deliberately I just stopped the trophies say he ended up I how is that I think

you said yet Mexican Kristen how was it okay wait lovely I'm going so far well

you know I'm just gonna repay to jakey huh

I write a song about a tortilla actually it was a bit more of a wrap a wrap yeah

yeah yeah I can't get a lot of fatty

what did you do oh you got off a heat up so heat is a good do you like these I

like the what do you call it and enchilada

the problem that we've got is it's very difficult to get good Mexican where we

are we've got to travel quite a ways to get it we've got some Mexican round the

corner and not far away but it's just not that good and when I was in America

wow they had good Mexican they in there fast I can't believe we don't have fast

food Mexican here that's a disgrace we should know we have it's just not good

and I like drive-through like maccas they've got it over there okay America

is insane when it comes to the fast food I've never seen anything like it

they've seen in a good way they have so much variety there God well we've got

Chinese everywhere but we don't have fast food Chinese drive-thru they've got

that we don't have fast food Mexican they've got that I'm pretty sure there's

probably fast food Thai somewhere if you looked hard enough okay all right so do

another one of these I'm just showing replays at the moment because I'm

waiting for the the war attack which we don't want to saw let's see me get

absolutely destroyed here Oh who's that you stink pants pants no let's have a

look at and I Banshee clan will came it's open now if you wanted to join

let's have a look here I think of your max don't oh jeez I've missed a whole

heap of chat hang on I'm just scrolling up a little bit just

so I can see TJ put your trophies back up where the the builder base isn't

quite maxed at the moment it's just got the walls to go but other than that yeah

it's pretty much maxed yeah it took quite a long time to do that same

because you can you can only get resources once a day or something

external good job Tristan could got a fajita after this battle can you I've

already lowered them cane they're down to 200 and the clan is actually open so

if you want to join you better do it same sky says I give you a friend

request good they're connecting with each other which is good here we do we

didn't get good service today though we're busy can you show me bites ah yes

a Tristan if you know he's four he'd right so he's already in the plan all

right let's have a look at Kristen's base whisper hey now you come back here

stink pants where is he blind areas

all right say let's have a look at cheese snow jeez that's a fairly solid

base well I gotta say Cheston looks a tiny bit rust so try not to rush your

base here in a good clan now you can certainly grow with us

we do have a few that need a bit of work and yeah that's a pretty solid looking

builder base there as well were you doing quite well that's - ah Cain I

thought it was 200 let me have a look - the wrong one but he's still 200 and

it's still so sorry I think maybe I didn't save it all right now if you got

zero trophies you can get in the clan let me just double-check that all right

so it's open now just make sure you follow the rules very okay good day

ladies make sure you keep your stats balanced that sort of thing

jump in there quick so I'll just show you one more time that it's good you

should be able to get in when it's like that and it's that you there came

legendary go good odds general Tony okay he gave quite different everyone's gaze

by different names we've got different names here as well let me just reset

that and get the trophies up you know they might be thinking I'm bit crazy in

the clan to set it at 2,300 but if you other guys did want to join I can

actually boot some people because a lot of these new guys not they're not

donating at all they're actually being very bad at donating some a pity

to get rid of them that's a sort of a peeve of mine so anyone that doesn't

know my history I'm not sure if I told it anyone in this chat before but

basically I never was in a clan when I started the game I played as a lone wolf

until I was already a town hall mom Oh what's some of the tech fairy in space

so yeah I was didn't have a clan until I was already a town online and then I

started this one because of clan wars so I really appreciate any troops that I

get unlike a lot of the people that I've seen over the years they don't really

appreciate what you give them me I'm not saying anyone in that stream does

they've probably all very good but when people complain about what they get that

annoys me it's not so good and say look at these four can be are become he's

attacking farid I don't think that's very fair he's a town all 12

congratulations sky captain upgrading your Valks as well that'll be good 21

are us to get trophies yeah rushing is probably not not a great

idea we do have a few people that have rushed that I've led him to the clan but

they only tend to stay if they're good donators like become vio to have to say

he or she had a bit of a rush it's probably still a bit rusty even now but

he's a very good or she's a very good donator and as a town all 12 it actually

helps with the siege machines and things because there's only a few of us that

can actually donate well you're that free there's a couple

of people watching in the clan as well yeah well like I say cane that's a great

clan these people are very very good people we get rid of anyone that's

disrespectful or greedy or you know whatever

and then once you get to when you get to co-leader and that sort of thing you've

already proven that you're a very worthy of being promoted and you know we don't

really care at that point how many troops you take because they're all

quite good

they just bid we put that in so I hope you didn't mind normally I ask that the

clan if it's okay to show replays

although that one was live

say basically I'm just being a little bit not lazy

I just thought here we go Fareed already know hang on Mike let's do the live one

first please become V you're doing it again

there's such a bully this is not fair on now Fred or Chad Justin I'm getting

confused by all other names now today he's playing a bit of a bully there

that's a town on 12 taking on a town online you should be saying the convey

you should paste your base say that Fred can have half a chance of getting you

back and these these electrode Ragan's I've got to say I've been I'll call you

Tristan okay so Tristan these these electrode Ragan's they're quite strong

they I've been three-star by electro dragons say and say you're not gonna

stand much of a chance you here have become B you're being a bully taking on

a poor little town online like that one tempted head to hit all the tacky base

choose to do that now I won't do that that would just be silly

they are awesome but slave it that's why become B's using I guess

mainly haste and rage I didn't didn't pay full attention today

you can see yeah I mean you're not going to stand a chance against an attack like

that clash we'll have a great time bodes well thank you sky o is great that you

stayed for quite a while hopefully it was slightly entertaining

for you and I sorry I missed that as well we're having a great day at the

moment we'll finish up the stream whenever it's it'll end up cutting out

on its own I think and then after that might have some lunch or

something to do something tasty lots of let call me paste say this is

this one well we got a hundred percent and all that is a lot of load all right

let's see what's happening here that's a fairly solid base I think we might have

picked up a good class sure interesting then what's the combo it's like yeah in

the old days it was all about the gowipe golem wizard and packer but it sort of

evolved now into the what do you call it they go we they go away something out of

night but yeah they tend to use Valkyries and and wizards and golems now

rather than anything else

thanks again sky love it that you're advertising for us we've actually on

that night the the channel kinda grew very quickly over the last couple of

weeks we were wanting it to grow quite as quickly because it's taking up more

time now but I guess we should be thankful so yeah we ended up picking up

I think 200 subscribers in the day and a half which I'm sorry in a week and a

half which was more than we picked up in the first four months same yeah it's

good to see it grows but it just means it's a lot more work so we do plan we've

got sort of big plans for the future and eventually we'll keep streaming

clash of clans but we do want to provide other content as well so we've been

putting introducing that slowly so for all you guys that have been very loyal

from the beginning hopefully already getting used to us that we start

uploading strange stuff every now and again it's not always going to be clash

of Clan and content and in fact on that night we were discussing this morning

about whether or not we should do a PlayStation livestream rather than a

clash of clans one we're not big gamers and most of the games that we actually

play they're probably considered pretty old because number one we don't like

spending think it's a hundred and thirty bucks or something like that for a brand

new game and I tend to rely on made of mine comes over and gives a whole lot of

games that we haven't even played so we were very tempted to do call of duty

black ops 3 just because that was the one that allowed us to both play at the

same time we actually have the World War 2 one as well but for some reason they

they wouldn't what was what's the call of GT game that we've got the more

recent one world war 2 whatever it's called but it wouldn't let us both play

at the same time so very disappointed with that whereas I think the the new

one tribe you don't mind Troy but we're

ایک tribe you don't mind Troy but we're

gonna we gonna do this one as well say what CC channel watts

Tristan state Jason's not afraid he took on become V before there's a town world

12 now he's taken on a down all dem then he's a town all nine himself say sky

still wants to know are you my wife what should I say she's my ball and chain

she's not my daughter which is what someone else asked in a stream she's too

much of a bully to be my daughter that's his thick pants he stink too much

to be my daughter she doing he's thinking about where he's gonna drop his

troops there and say yeah we'd actually like to know what you guys think about

the the other sort of streams cuz for I don't understand why our streams do so

well I don't think we're particularly entertaining I've seen a lot of people

Street you don't have that many people watching during the stream but they're

nearly all that are cave when it comes to Jesus they tend to get a thousand or

more so I can't explain it I don't know why but we thought for different content

like maybe the next stream we will do the the Call of Duty one because I've

got to tell you whether you guys like it or not I love playing games with sting

pants she's actually believe it or not she's a very good fighter she's very

good at call of duty

I accept you die a lot because you're a good shot yeah you're the headshot Queen

particularly with sniping she she's very good at sniping from a distance one one

shot one kill that's what she does what tat well you know what let's spy on

stink pantses base let's go fine stink pants here she is

so look at stink pantses base and she joins what does anyone know what the

Town Hall he's there you have to be to actually join a clan is it like three

four five she said this story with our gaming when when I first met her she

begged me half begged me to join farmville on Facebook go gay play

farmville for me what's farmville okay why should I do that say just because I

was trying to date her I said okay and that said she's got a good well she's

kind of rushed but she's not say upgraded yeah it's like I'm behind a lot

say she was actually I think quite solid fort an old tin who is that right

I think your is solid ten all ten I was surprised that you upgraded to an eleven

yeah when they got Tahoe ten and upgrading to eleven I only need what is

it I should Howard I think not anything

else

so he's look at Roy's taking on become me look at these guys guy so um yeah she

she never really rushed in fact when it came to the town online my goodness you

where you're on the town line for what one year shoes on town online but I have

to say I'm kind of slack these days for attacking yeah damn tootin you are you

love clash of clans you're on that every day say not bad

guys hate the channel and graze to 101 million right then we'd love for that to

happen that's the like a long long-term plan

but anyone that's wanting to grow their channel and take YouTube seriously it's

a lot of work there's no doubt about it like we put in a lot of well when I say

we I mean we on yeah I put in a lot of work to try and grow the channel in it

certainly showed over the last week and a half didn't yeah it is you get a rush

from it my advice to you if there is anyone

that's online at the moment that's trying to grade their channel the best

thing that you can possibly do is start building relationships with other small

youtubers while you're small and most youtubers don't do that that ain't

putting the time in the effort to visit each other's channels and

sorry I'm concentrating in green now that I'm putting the effort to support

each other whereas were you meaning I actually do look at it there's so many

mismatched things going on the air because you've got like the come bees in

there for a start say he's a 10 or 12 who saved anyone taking him on is gonna

be a lot smaller and then if it's the other way around come he's just

destroying their bases at the moment so let's just do another build up while

we're at it actually yeah we're do a life I'm here now I'm not handing over

stink pants fine yeah what a I here we go look at this

Tristan wants a a challenge here how do I do it not forgotten how to do it

Tristan wants aa challenge here how do I do it not forgotten how to do it

challenge all right this is gonna be embarrassing for me

very odd sorry Justin is actually quite good at attacking is that did you say

cheeky cheeky young fella dear Tristan what's he doing that's let's see I'm

trying to put him off if he's listening to the chat no I don't do it look the

other way chase deny you can't do it you can't

beat me I'm a legend well there's five people in the livestream came it's just

no one's talking except for you and I know that Cheston is in the

livestream I think but he's attacking my base at the moment say look at him gay

it's not actually too bad yeah they often are came that people like to sit

there and watch and listen that don't really like to talk that much which from

a stream perspective the person that's actually doing the stream of people in

our case it can be a little bit hard that's why I try to get you in them all

the time now sting pants because at least I've got someone to talk to and

with black being in the first couple of streams again it made it easier because

you know you've got someone new that you can actually tell jokes to or do

whatever but when I'm on mind it's a lot harder say and see what did you say bet

they showed teaser if I were you I would start from the top not besides yeah

Tristan I thought you meant I can't attack my own base should I should I be

saying attack again slow look at them they're posting everything

now see oh look at this this is a ring base now back in the day these bases

they're still very effective less effective now because of the the siege

machine that you can see doing its thing but before the siege machine these

phases were really really hard to beat very hard I reckon ease I didn't

actually see how well he did wasn't paying attention that you can see that

that wall breaker just goes straight for the center and you know all these troops

now will just go straight for the center which makes it easier but back in the

day without that they would just go around which made it quite hard so

well bomb going on the clash and start talking to you guys so I'm not sure if

he's saying he's gonna talk on the streamer he's gonna talk in the Klan

look at it we've got people in the stream and in the Klan he's actually

done quite well here look at that that's one of the more perfect ring bases I've

seen in terms of design I don't think I've ever seen one that well made before

I don't think there's any wall left side he might even might have hundred percent

of this Ark I remember when I'd set the replay but it's looking pretty good

hmm

say what I can say something mystic pants while I'm having a look at these

what he can get he will he's very close you know when it comes to my fitness and

our Stu pants is said to me I said I can't exercise for long periods of time

because when I get back from a run and see stink pants again

she usually asks if I've forgotten something you know the other night I saw

a documentary on ships ships I can tell the different you have to tell me see

hitch that's just ship see and I like on bites on the water okay so I saw a

documentary on how ships were made all right

documentary on how ships were made all دائیں

it was riveting riveting rivet tea no derivatives

really revenge it's like a scream it's like a screw that I used to put put

things together steel things together everything struggling to get you down on

I guess what it's time guys I'm not looking forward to this again hey yo yo

yo do you want to do it for me sting pants

thanks I don't even know how to use a machine I cannot believe I got a one

star on that first attack that is just so disappointing and this one's not

going to be easy either here we go say stink pants can you

entertain the people tell him jokes that aren't rude or

do not do it it I did it again I think want me to train to heal spells

this time that's good just need to know what's down sorry for anyone that's

watching the clan on donating just yet just want to get these out of the ride

yeah I don't like this at all stink pants come on you say that yeah it's

under pressure at this point I get nervous I always get nervous with war

attacks doing it in a live stream is even less let's say these things

gosh darn it

sorry guys very quiet while I do it is not cheese I didn't mean to do that

stop talking oh are you kidding me what did I tell you get the damn spell uh ha

ha ha again it doesn't get the townhall no hey this is like the worst war text

I've ever done actually no it's a lot worse than that that's terrible and look

we've lost people because I'm such a bad attacker in wall so that's a terrible

war attack huh uh well this is looking ugly Oh actually

go go little Richie you're not gonna be able

to survive that Oh go will be go what do they call ballers no they're not gonna

survive that either oh I cannot believe it got right to the the Town Hall again

no but a break oh no it didn't actually that time

even if break is still got another layer and whatnot that's true the tempo will

help leading them to the right direction you see it's like the circle that is

will go to the circle lip and right s you still got defense on lip and right

so it's not gonna go direct to the top well that is true but again I would have

thought just with the sage machine alignment that should just get in there

and just do you do that thing just get in there and do it

and I didn't do it at least you've got one spot yeah one stars better than no

stars oh thank you spot general he's a bit of a two-star general this time look

at that that's shocking not happy with that at all my excuses I

only had one hero oh I'm sure if I had more heroes than

that it would have made a bit of a difference sigh but it's just trying way

back to the normal stuff now they disappear on these thin pants

yeah disappeared twice already didn't you

yeah disappeared twice already didn't تم

all right say that's my old thank you the can be it looks like death true

mccumbee I say thanks in the chat for a second all right

now let's see what's going on in the chat here if I miss that stuff becomes

one thing

you ain't me $1,000,000 I'm not too sure what that was about

good job where do we watch the livestream who has account P don't stink

PR there yo so someone's letting me know and become B yes I can donate to you now

saying let's get that out of the road but what troops do you using we're gonna

have to check I think it's for okay and say I'm just gonna basically hope you

don't mind become because you very rarely tell me what you want oh no my

troops are training this is gonna mess me Q up a little bit but we'll see what

happens

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all right say sorry again for the stream but I actually have to keep an eye on

not that I have to keep an eye on these troops because but I actually want them

myself this is what often happens when you're donating that if you end up

training troops specifically when your own cues aren't full you end up with

stuff you don't want which is what happened at the start of the stream

all right so just bear with me I'm just checking one thing here almost there

teaser geez I've got chats going on in the in the clan chat as well as on the

strain teaser I thought you were later hey you pass it's later yes I actually

gave its away during the stream so that answers you are nice someone's donated

in troops no no no that's not good all right say if anyone that's in this

stream is also in the clan can you please request cuz I'm gonna have to

dump again and this is someone that's

sorry I'm just talking alright I'd say if anyone is no captain a to you

at the moment

I'm just gonna have to send a message now but you need guys that are in the

clan if you don't start donating you will be booted and by the way the people

that are actually in the stream don't be afraid to say hi because they unsane in

itting at the moment stink pants has disappeared for bits I'm basically

talking to myself at this point and also two people in the chat ah

Hallie's certified I don't believe I've met you before say how are you how's

your day Vina welcome to the stream it's always good to see a new new face and

muhammd waiting for a response there

I'm just having a look and seeing if I've got something funny for you but a

lot of these aren't so good plus I'm asking stink pants to come back

now is it the weekend where you are certified says it's Saturday yet or not

quite yet stink pants you come back here milling

around plus I've got no one to tell my odds Friday they say I'm guessing that

you're probably in America or somewhere around there we've had a few Americans

in the stream today already but we figure this is actually a good time for

both countries so it's weird sunny 12:30 for us p.m. you could be right about

both countries so it's weird sunny 12:30 for us pm you could be right about

that actually

here why don't you do another build a base rate for me just for the heck of it

things are not doing anything at the moment so you don't have to tell me by

the way certified zone' we sort of are semi personal questions but I'll just

ask you which states state are you in I'm always curious with the Americans we

know country they do and we actually know you I'd have to say is generally

speaking Australians know a fair bit about America we get exposed to a lot of

American culture so we know a number of their states in cities I'd have to say

is it the same for you guys so I know you don't get as much exposure um yeah

yeah well I'm a Hollywood man they're American TV shows Nevada I've been to

Nevada I've been to San Remo how many state did you only to Nevada and

California and it happened to be on this show nice drink all right

I stayed in a place called very still I think of

and we traveled sort of between there and San Francisco was probably about as

far as I went we didn't get our Hollywood what it is Hollywood it I

don't know if it's estate sorry I mean a city or what it is I know it's in

California we didn't go that far but we went to San Francisco and then the next

time we went to Nevada across the border the thing that I found was so

interesting that when we went you have to go past that massive lake if I'm not

mistaken certified I'm trying to think of what it's called that Lake Tahoe

something I don't know there's a massive lake that they are there we have to

skirt around but to get from California to Nevada you also kind of go up through

the mountain ease and I was there during the summer it was hot like 30 plus

degree days in California and I mean we get up higher into the mountains it's

snowing up there or not snowing but there is snow and it was still hot I

said to the relatives do you do you care if I get out of the car and they like

marinate through they will stop so got out of the car and it's still like a

thirty degree day and I ran over and played with the snow and then ran back

into the car I've never seen anything like it but when we have snow here it's

got to be cold yeah you can have a sunny day but you're

not gonna get slow in their summer so yeah it's a fantastic place yeah oh

hello Vic this another new person yeah Holly weed we also know that's becoming

more prevalent now on a lot of people call it Holly Mead now this is strange

stuff that goes on there but not not good stuff we won't talk about that in

the stream then I've talked to me about it privately to you before the other

I think I even Air Act is from Australia when they get there get influenced by it

which is probably not a good thing they start off as relatively good people

here and then they get exposed to all kinds of stuff over there so I'd still

be interested to America no yeah I'll have to take you there it's very

different from our country but everything's big you start I think

you'll mean fought in particular breed servings are huge I tell you what you

guys went um when I went to your Walmart I think it was there is something like

Walmart then you have your free samples of food we went there around lunchtime

to pick up food for lunch and I was just trying all the free samples by the end

of it I said to my relatives you don't have to feed me what I've had lunch

already and their cars are big too they got big cars big people - what do you

mean by big cars oh it's not the same size no their cars a big not everyone

drives a big car they don't you know normally we fucking sign on those sides

the funny thing is they have smaller Utes than we do so I don't know whether

they call them a bit maybe there but we call it mutes here and the first time I

saw eater is quite small but they also have really big kids oh good luck with

your attack they're certified hopefully it goes well

yes a what else is big just everything's big they're good

yeah but I'm not tall I'm not tall like they are I'm just big round big not OB

the other thing that surprised me a little bit was the Mexicans were quite

small

like similar to honeycomb native well we had um again it's Hollywood really they

explain you see them on the big screen and they look huge to make when you see

a movie with you know by the way I don't even know if I've got the term right

whether we call them Mexicans or Hispanic or just you know I don't know

yeah we don't know offend anyone was it like made was that right like made it

might have been like made thick sorry I went there a good 10 15 years ago so is

a a while back of it it's the one where it's quite a touristy sort of place that

aa while back of it it's the one where it's quite a touristy sort of place that

like is absolutely oh we don't have a like that big in Australia I don't think

and you kind of have to go around it to get from California to Nevada and back

again and this is another thing that my relatives said when we went to San Remo

you get there hey welcome back came oh Jesus I'm not really doing anyway you're

doing the ED stink you're not showing anything when we when we went to San

Remo my uncle said it if you're on this side

of the street he can gamble if you're on that side of the street you can say if

you look they've got all of the casinos on one side of the street and then

nothing on the other side and that's the border right well something like that

there's some sort of rule there that yeah you can have casinos here but you

can't have them there well that sounds similar to my country

but it's different country when you go to borders I can't remember it's well we

don't have man country s the border either men or

Cambodia or mouse they can gambled and we can is illegal in Thailand so you

don't have to cross the border you don't know how any casinos in Thailand legally

we don't I tell you my experiences in Thailand let me tell you story about

stink pants is driving have I really don't like you that's alright you're not

gonna get arrested we don't even drive there anymore what

do they get a day all right well let me tell another story that's all i

pathetical it doesn't involve stink kids let's just all right this has nothing to

do with you let's just say when it comes to the law in Thailand my understanding

is if the cops aren't watching you're not breaking the law does that fear to

us you say so long as no one actually saw it than you're a K you know what no

no no no no you can come back come back you gotta entertain stink pants it

seriously you got to come back and entertain I'm doing a lot

Tod work at the moment you bring that cat over here we're taking care of a

friend's cat at the moment so you got my base good teaser it's going to be next

to attack my base but my butt use heroes only why you want me to attack your base

came I've only got one hero at the moment I've only got the king and hi

Luke relax here finally our administrator we love Leakey lakh he's

gotta say one of the best people I've ever met

online also being very very helpful but by the way look remember what I asked

you to do please don't forget Addis is a featured channel I'm still waiting for

you to do that and by the way I don't know if you Hey

pain same stink pants come back and let go don't know if you've noticed but I've

gotten you a few subscribers to your channel so don't forget that us as a

featured one because people might be starting yeah I figured that you might

have because if you look at your channel now you've actually picked up

subscribers because of us and I've got them to send a specific message to your

very first video that you uploaded so you can see where they came from and

these guys very good by the way all of the people that I'm getting to do that

are very supportive they helped us we've helped them they've

been great and Cain wants to main you here sting pants yeah I beg your illegal

activities is that what you're saying your illegal activities that you conduct

that's funny all right so that's that one but he's currently playing fort like

yeah we were going to seriously think about doing a livestream from the

PlayStation we might have to do that as the next one just to change things up a

little bit all right let's see if someone's game enough to take my base on

again oh look these Delton houston vlogs i

remember them as well it's another person that's a subscriber of a thousand

we subscribe to their channel will have to remember to check Dalton's after the

strain have you been doc you and also that Saturday there where you are or or

someone who's attacking you he's brave enough to do that again it's twisting my

cane say I actually dad downloaded fortnight to my mobile phone yeah but

I've never played it and in all reality and I hope I'm not offending anyone by

saying this but I don't know I've watched a lot of fortnight videos from

other people's say a you in America as well Dalton Houston I guess maybe we'll

find out quite a few Americans in the stream this time so with the fortnight a

lot of people actually encouraged me to start playing it because it's very

popular and you know Plus is also there are so many fortnight channels there's

like thousands of them and it's just not to me I like the shooting up games

there's no I like shoot-'em-up games like Call of Duty and Halo and that sort

of thing but for tonight's got the building aspect to it which really puts

me off yeah I haven't tried playing it well

that's true the gods orgies like you nuts wants to have a go you hang on

alright so now we actually have one of the big boys having a go this could be

embarrassing so this is lucky Nazis at town all 11 I think so he might do quite

well let's see say teas nice so I haven't tried yet but maybe maybe

we'll do fortnight one day there's a lot of games that are actually downloaded

where we can start from scratch but we don't know like we clash of clans it's a

bit different because look how good I am

and I'm not so sure we're good at any other other games we are pretty good we

might be kind of funny but crap yeah so if you entertained by funny bit bad then

we're your people to watch we should I think we're gonna have to do a Call of

Duty livestream I think that would be fun

now hey I came I'm just gonna be loyal to Australia here and say we've got the

best country in the world and you're gonna say the same thing

about Thailand you're gonna say now Australia's the best you better say

Australia's the best or I'm kicking you out oh we've got Britain or Australia

yes thank you darling there you go Starly is a great well I've got to say

America's great we have been there it does it scares me a little bit America

though I have to say this the America you know there is one night I went to a

pub with my uncle and he heard something that was being said before we got in I

didn't hear it he said ah someone's just been shot in the street oh and that's a

writ it does happen in Australia but it's really rare

it'll make national news if that that happens here

what's from Baystate sheriff to others hope to be honest my base gets beaten

all the time say

you know what let's do it do it again I'm gonna give him another

shot about that let's see if you can improve on the last one and then what we

might do is get stink pants to attack his base with my account how about that

we'll see what happens with the watch live so we're we're we're he's gay

Britain awesome based on chef yeah and now my base gets painting all the time

anyway oh nice tartan have you ever been to

your Australia or Britain yeah you do America we get a lot of your news and in

fact they stink pets was just telling me the other day about something that

happened in America it's a school shootings that put the fear and make

quite a bit as well

no but just the fact that it can happen yeah once in Australia and you've got to

be in the country for a start like it wouldn't happen in this city bed because

guns yeah yeah but most people don't carry guns

whereas in the country nearly all farmers have got gardens then my convoy

it's a lot stricter because mine is actually illegal to have done as well

unless you got permit yeah but like that seems to have got the the person that we

all la too bad it for Xbox nice to say yeah I think this is the first time

we've seen you are you interested in your very own 50 dislikes on there's

very state have we got a lot of dislikes I don't even my guess people don't like

us at all what's that's not oh you did beat me

that time

say let's get him to do it say you're gonna do this attack say while stink

pants is getting ready to do it come on lucky nuts don't be shy still waiting

for it come on I've got to do it again come on payback say we're a British

Australian make Oh does nice hey go stink pants is gonna attack Blackie

Knox's base now I don't know how to use your thing

like in America people get shot all the time yeah that's right

are you interested in your very I'm fifty dislikes on this I'm not sure what

your message means they're tight bauxite we don't have that many dislikes already

maybe we do I wait last Friday there was just suspicious intruder on campus and

my school in lockdown yeah bricks when I guess I can't attack

the church friendly what can you attract the friendly it

doesn't allow me to know can you cite a lucky say lucky Nazi you got lucky I

can't attack my personal break is about to start

look I'd say to anyone that's in America just try and be safe it's um you know

don't get involved in anything that's you can get you anywhere near violence

yeah I'd have to say kiss stink pants has been to Britain I haven't yeah haha

when as far as France that's probably I haven't been to Europe

mainland so actually no you have been to many country in Europe me I wouldn't say

that many I'm a let's cow Germany your main French friends

Netherlands and then you know chained it through Belgium so I didn't actually

stop them all right we don't have that and that's really the only ones that I

actually stayed at well then I have been only you okay John yeah you went to what

Scott London England yes Scotland England okay - so many ways you feel you

alright fair enough we go together together

Oh speak some German for us button I can say Gooden Targa knee if Mac the Aenon

ain't vas a bit I'd like a glass of water please see I do know how to say

can I have some milk in French and beer in French and in German can I have some

water why it has to be milk you got a pinch gotta keep your fluids

up Ola cabs gaming he's someone that I've met quite recently he's got a great

channel check each other's channels out see they came eight Hulk it's how I know

that's he got to do better than that Dalton didn't engine actually can't

really and sorry guys so it's got a personal break at the moment say if

you're online for too long I'll just you out 13 minutes unlock that I can do

it so we'll just take the chat counties but unfortunately kids got me into

disjoint once I got food but it only takes a few minutes and then get back

into it it's crazy isn't it that these strains can go for so long but I think

it's automatically yeah YouTube automatically cuts it off until you've

got a certain number of subscribers or I don't know what the rule is but I have

seen like five hour live streams oh yeah he's doing German it's a net he

wants me to play five you know what I could do it if you really want me to do

it let's go maybe if you go for tonight and just change where is fortnight oh

he's off what the heck's going on I don't know

and he's on downs

where did our day fortnight tell you but you are online I mean yeah shouldn't

shouldn't really be showing my fine but I he cares ways fortnight I know it's

here somewhere

it came I don't even know it fortnight looks like oh where is 49 maybe you can

search Eddie's I on knowing that survivors

sorry guys trying to find fortnight on the fine Mike is I thought it updated

recently

which if you delete I'm pretty sure it didn't

I'll check that a few times already

that's like 49 do I delete it I couldn't insulate it it is that survivor game

that I wanted to play I have no idea where I don't even have that much on the

phone so I don't know where it is mm-hmm oh there Oh found it

all right this is from the very start say no I'm not gonna let you do that say

who knows what's gonna happen here what then update update alright just

bear with this and say this might be very embarrassing for us and you're

gonna have to help us cuz we don't know how to play fun 9 well we'll see what

happens and I'll say guess is it easier to play on a phone or it's not easier to

play on a fine because most I've seen that guide ninja he plays on a computer

if I'm not mistaken

alright oh we don't have it any other way so it's gonna have to be on a fine

put it on tackling maybe warning your bet to use cellular data for 49

this will require downloading yeah that's alright that's actually a lot of

data let's say we actually hang on still there I said jamming is easy did you

delete it set it up could have accidentally found it whoo-hoo

you should play cool yes say he's saying caller Gd don't miss I'd do that yeah

but we don't have we made we may do it at next time but it's gonna be black yes

so long is your name money before yeah it's not not the four one but we've got

black ops 3 and the reason we want to play and we've also got the World War

two one mid the reason we want to play black ops 3 is we can both play together

on a split screen and I personally enjoy that more I like playing with stink

pants and call a GT she smashes me she tries to shoot me in the back all the

time no that's true you tell me off for doing that doulton clash Royale we

actually don't play clash Royale either when it first came out I think half the

clan joined clash Royale but was it was not g-code he starting the clan at the

moment he doesn't play much anymore so one of them from Western Australia set

up a clash for y'all clan or x chad is doesn't been been around for a long time

easy on a Playstation or computer they say the other thing is we don't

yeah we'll do that and you a saw he'll help us get better actually Luke was

talking about to you ace nice someone asked me to do it jus a with him and I

still don't really know it's the one that I hit you at the head

that's the door is that just one person fighting another person I'm not sure you

can make like a team multiplayer I don't know but we didn't go online therefore

we just fight each other right then in that case I don't know so we can try the

the only thing is we haven't paid for oh it's a team when you play together

against other people say that I think you don't and we appreciate that what we

can do if you alright say we haven't been offering this to many people

because it's a lot of work but if you manage to get three and all of our

uploads you don't have to watch them all i mean the streams gave for a good

couple of hours but if you manage to leave a like and a comment on each one

of the videos and you add us as a featured channel to your homepage we end

up doing the same for you so if you have a look at our home page you'll see that

there's a current remember i think 5 featured channels now all of these guys

have proven except for Luke because he hasn't done it yet if you still dare

lack now you know I'm only giving me a better obviously all of these guys have

been very very supportive of our channel and we will do the same thing for that

but there is a bit of a criteria for it and the reason for that is eventually

we're going to do some how-to tutorials for small youtubers just to help them

along the way and we're going to use that as an example because we've found

that it's actually kind of effective it's it's been working for us so if you

do manage to do that I don't want to say on the stream that

it's ok this famous we we have had people do that but that's because we've

arranged with them beforehand to do that and the reason we say generally don't do

it is because we get hundreds of messages

day now from all the people we're trying to support just be mindful of that but

if you do you have to help a brother out mate yeah well that's it say if you do

manage to leave a like and a comment on all of our uploads and addresses of

featured channel to your home page we will do the same for you

you can check any of the channels that we've already featured either our

comment section or their comment section you'll see that we've actually done that

so you know we're pretty honest down what we do it is a bit of work but it

does pay off and I can tell you that each person that has done it has picked

up subscribers from us and they're not just Jesus is taking ages and it's not

just some force up they're actually helping us with our channel we're

helping with theirs so it's a bit of work but if you do it and become part of

the family I don't know what you'd call it part of the group of people that do

it then you'll see how it can benefit so you know try that out see a guide and

then we can go from there you won't yeah well that's it you don't lose

anything you end up getting getting more exposure through us and you end up

getting subscribers that are actually good subscribers as a place that rubbish

you wanna see yeah drops kids in there waiting for you it still does and I will

say I have to say if this stream because we started it again if it doesn't stop

in say two and a half hours then we're gonna stop it because it's already very

very long stream which we do say yeah I need subs and I'm getting you subs but

did you understand what I said Dalton like the sulfa sub thing we tried

at the very start it's your pickup subs but they're

basically dead they they're not gonna help your channel and in the long run it

actually doesn't help with your analytics either so what we've tried to

do and again you can any comments section on any of our

videos you'll see the difference with what we're doing with our channel you've

got to be prepared for a lot of hard work though it is hard work and is going

to take a lot of time but the payoff is big you know one day I'll post some

analytics and that sort of thing you

know in a video you'll see we get a lot of

پتہ in a video you'll see we get a lot of

watch time which is the most important thing so we get subs we get the watch

time because we've got a lot of family to watch me

yeah well that's that's awesome so I'm just allowing that to be shown because I

have a lot of family to watch my youtube channel and I'll get you a lot of subs

that are alive and yes it will so yeah we're happy to help you out so the first

step is look on at this point because you're being very honest about it if you

want to spam us you can just to get the job done we most likely have to spam you

anyway because we just don't have the time to support like we did before when

about two weeks ago is very easy to support every channel and you know watch

an entire video and that sort of thing now it's getting much much harder

because we're just supporting so many other channels but if you get through

that leave a like and a comment on every video make sure you address is a

featured channel on yours then we'll add you to ours

the one favor we ask of that those if you think we're helping you out more

than anyone else has in terms of other channels just put us at the top of your

list for now there is a reason for that it is going to be part of a video that

we're going to create that's going to take time to create that video anyway

but there's very particular reasons why we're asking you to do this and we want

to be able to prove that it actually works and we know it works because we're

already checking the other channels so yeah it's a bit of a process just bear

with me Tristan I've got a video somewhere that

has got the details on how to do it so I'll just copy and paste just bear with

me I think it's gonna beat that one sorry if it gets a bit noisy Jesus he's

fortnight's taking ages now just got to find the right comment as well actually

did I put it there just bear with me sorry I tend to go quiet when I

concentrate just bear with me well we get so many comments on each video now

that it's hard to find things but here we go now it might be a little bit

different for you I'm not too sure because with ours where you already had

the featured channel there but I have seen some that don't have the featured

channel option there already so that may hang on it

oh you can only do 200 characters

bursting pants can you can you help oh hi all-in-one nice to see you I'm

sorry to hear you've lost your bass you can try contacting supercell to see if

they'll do it say this is the message that I want to give them but a dilemma

that you do to other characters so just bear with us I'm getting stink pants to

give you some instructions now have you played fortnight before if say we can no

I have not played before it might before he have no idea

we have no idea say all in one you can try if you give a really sort of polite

message that's always I'm not too sure how it is with supercell because to be

honest there for applied to every single message that I've ever sent them and

it's a personal reply as well it's not just the template so I'm not too sure

what their policy is but I've always managed to get a response from them what

I'd suggest is maybe try again and say I'm something along the lines of hi I'm

really sorry to bother you I've lost my clash of Clan account and I

would like to get it back but don't know how so if you keep the the message

really polite and just I create supercell id'd then trade is not coming

you know it's been so long since we've what's going on reduce how do I have to

create an account I don't think it's gonna be done by this session of

streaming if it's gonna be that long

sorry I've gotta be quiet can you keep an eye on the chat bag is

all right sorry guys I'm trying to get stink pants to talk to you all I'm doing

this nah maybe do it blazes have to worry 5 - so you have to open your

emails all right you know what we're not gonna do T no I've got to get all of

this set up first

yeah I think we might have to do that

steak and I'm not gonna put a password in front of you guys I'm sorry we're

just gonna have to get it set up the fourth night one and we'll play that on

another strand god I got two feet and again on the bass goodness I should say

one my lady you still connect with google play D all in one do you have

your game connected to what's it called gaming center because that's the one

that protects your account so my account is connected to game center and even if

I lose it or delete it I think you'd get it back automatically through Center

well Apple you might use google play because it's an Android or something

yeah Ron Ron I have no knowledge about that

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products so that's probably not going to help you at all yeah I don't know much

about Android at all to 70 to 80 you know what's going on just bear with me

sorry again I'm just donating some troops here is that all good there are

GU if we've gone through the the soundtrack twice already say it's still

good I can into my ID say do you have gaming center at all all-in-one were you

dying because that I think will help if you've got game center that definitely

helps but this is that only Apple that has that or is it Android doesn't have

it enjoy might have other system and actually while sorry while we're

here I'll try and help you a bit more all in one say what I got to do

go to settings go to help and support okay to contact us see look you can even

see here that there there reply to my messages look at then reply to every

message I'm saying

so that was when I said I was gonna set up the channel say yeah I don't know why

they they always reply to my messages

say you might want to say something like hi sorry to bother you

I have lost

my son would really like to get it back as I love nice guy

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I'm insane say maybe if you try something like that all in one that

might help you say that's the way I've always written to them I've never been

rude or you know never said anything that wasn't super polite and hopefully

that'll help I don't know if it will but

yeah like I said did at some their voice Bank with money and you've done that as

well haven't you've contacted them to form saying good luck with that

hopefully that helped cheese

you still streaming mm-hmm we might have to stop kinda seen that depends I mean I

feel bad really God we always have people there yeah

well let's train I think I wonder if they tried to do that before but

normally it lets you go for two and a half hours so he knows stink pants is

doing some dancing in the background

don't you disappear again you're the the person that intz entertains them they

find me quite boring any joke what gave me again make it drama the other day a

laundry machine stopped working right it's better it expired visa expired

she's thinking anyway I think jokes about learning difficulties okay so long

as they're clever it's like saying I think takes about blind people are a

case so long as their visual that is actually that's not funny at all that's

a terrible joke I just bought underwater headphones and

it's made me loads faster DNA how motivating it is swimming to the theme

song from Jaws I mean the anxiety is through the roof but record times so I'm

listening to the theme music from jaws while I'm swimming that makes me

swimming fast okay almost two and a half hours already came it's been quite some

time same we will probably stop it kind of seen it's just been wears I'm just

gonna say challenge I never got a chance to challenge anyone me yeah go on let's

do it challenge let's see you can feed home I can three-star you I'm a legend

here are this game yeah it came it's a very it's my lost ID I will I would put

that in your message all-in-one so we're new contacts sorry I can't contact

supercell for you because they're just gonna look at my ID say scroll back up

in the messages right the message that I've put there and then put your ID on

you to be his but it didn't he say I'm any allowed to use I did not read I

think he said I was I mean allowed to use the hearing Tristan I can't beat

your base with one hero let's see no you know what should I smash his base or

what let's alright let's try it and see what

کیا let's alright let's try it and see what

one hero does for a start that's not gonna work I'm sorry I'm gonna smash

your base and I haven't even planned this attack which is gonna go in blind

let's just see what happens but I tell you what I won't use the dragons how

about that is that fair we'll go with the fairness of not using dragons and I

won't use the rage I'll try and limit the amount of spells that I use

oh jeez Akins almost dead haha that's it I'm not gonna use anything

else we'll leave it at that

that's pretty unfair Bennett look at him easy traced are they saying smash that

they're saying that's funny

that's what you get for trying to test my abilities that's not fair at all he's

got a small downline you on the other hand I'm gonna use everything on your

base anyway I sky welcome back he's back where we're getting at again it's makes

it hard to stop the stream when they the Watchers keep going up Oh someone's got

a joke for us for once what's that let's go I want to hear it

came there got to be funnier than my jokes

yeah I don't have good jokes I must admit all right so it's done now while

we're waiting for let's let's do it we're gonna do is stink pants versus P

dot attacks you already stink pants versus P dot okay oh no I didn't get a

chance to put it again Oh

tristin said why did trigger take a look in the toilets

why did take a look in the toilet hmm but I know why did take a look in the

toilet now he said what do you call it three

humped can I know it's a different person look no one's brave enough to

attack me anymore what do you call the three armed camel

he was looking for pain see Tristan's got good jokes ah Caine's got good jokes

what do you call the three huncle pregnant

these guys have got the good jokes you know I'm not telling any more jokes I'm

gonna let Kate and do it and I'm gonna let Cheston do it all right sighs we

should be watching his destroying your base lucky nots

ah no you feed three stars you and I don't that's gonna be even more

embarrassing today where are we this is a nice day I like that Jake I got to

tell you Kane and for that matter Cheston you both had funny ones can i

top it I don't think I can top it

let's see I'm looking at Jake's at the moment and it starts you know it all

starts innocently when you start mixing chocolate and rice krispies but before

you know it you're adding raisins and marshmallows it's a rocky ride

I also saw an anti-aging advertisement that I'd like to see where it's a baby

coveting cream saying I've used too much

anti-aging cream baby I've used too much Jesus tits not funny at all alright say

we doing it again stink pants well he's got another Jake hang on oh hi clashing

world you're another new one to the this stream how are you how's your day been

is at the weekend or what's the story now while he's doing that when you go to

a house knock on the door say Trick or Treat no one opens the door you break

the door open and steal the candy and say you're full of candy your candy why

I get that one it's funny cuz I don't get it

alright say you're a tea stink pants ready for what we're gonna do you're

gonna challenge me and I'm gonna challenge you you gotta tell me when cuz

these guys are crazy they're they're attacking our bases like crazy so you

gotta get in there first you let me know did he traced I know you didn't write so

gotta beat lucky on this one all right you ready okay three two one guy

all right it's on I've never attacked to advice by the way what about God what

troops are I'm using I strips beat my base they want to see you do it stink

pants they want to see smash that face they

day smash it they're saying I don't know if they're saying anything DBZ

concentrating you know what I'm going all that I'm using clan troops I'm doing

the whole bit cuz that's what you deserve because you're a stink pants

that's why when stink pants stinks ah that really weird thing again no I was

the one that gave you the clamp troops you're using my own troops against me

yeah they came out already what the clan troops came out already I saw them they

were the troops that I gave you know I'm looking at jeez I'm not even gonna do as

well as lucky not Lucky's like he's nuts lucky well come on King can you do all

of the damage on your own that's the question can the King do all of the

damage on its own and then we'll say stink pants is rather awful replay

choice it's gonna be in there ah this is I'm gonna struggle to you I've got

actually I got three dragons left but one of them is about to die the King's

probably gonna die no I've got a three-star sting pants as base thanks no

it's here no no no are you going

no I do it there's anyone yes do it ah he's the legend he is the

absolute champion hey sting pants he can't beat me

except for the musical challenge I think you got more votes than I did she can't

beat me leave that and I'm down two heroes to heroes one down all right now

let's see us - we'd see a stick pants did on old Pete on space our name no

need to apologise exploit glad to have you in the stream have you been let's

see I've actually missed quite a few messages it looks like yeah this has

been a long this is almost gonna be the longest stream leave out if it keeps

going there's nine people there now makes it I have to stop now when you

gave now read that Jake didn't get it let the smash begin Jane said smash it

Valkyries in a pecker attack is really good for a town all 18 more year it is

sky and he's actually a very good attack I don't think all dragons hey I gave you

that as well you're using my own troops against me you did it for the defense

and you did it for the attack oh by the way but it give me another one

why did the cactus cross the road because there is prickly

I have no idea when you call a deal with my eyes

no idea right what's the answer now we're having fun exclaim a with silly

jokes and bit of fun here waiting for ages here stink pants that's why I named

stinky yeah like why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

right say what you've been telling them exploit that for the most part I don't

think anyone's finding it funny except for me but came what I've noticed is

Cain and Tristan they're telling much better jokes than I do as I say sorry

I'm just scrolling up the chat a little bit don't disappear stink pants you keep

disappearing because I actually need your help to say stuff while I'm doing

this actually this was the last attack so we might as well see my base get

smashed this is this is how you do it this is not how don't follow what stink

pants does this is how you do it all right side let's have a look I think I

said hi to clashing world already if I didn't hi again

I think we are the Slayer the livestream spend very long smash it the Valkyries I

read all of that no we're still having fun I think I said that as well stink

pants dear you get a lot of friends on your friends yeah look came the reality

is with the friends list if I ever clear it I just get instant requests straight

away and they're all strangers I don't know any of those people so I tend not

to to accept friend requests by exotics here as well my exotic he's another one

of the Stella is people I think he left a

message on the very first video stink pads say see exploit mrs. Madge Oaks he

thinks they're great they thinks I'm super funny the minority you say DAP

sent me a friend's request how many troops do you have P dot say do you mean

what's the capacity for the how many can I train I think that's what you mean

exotic say just bear with me that's good enough for that you're gonna do another

build a base attack for me just for the heck of it where does it show you set

the capacity there 500 something

that's double the capacity yeah because you can train to you're a medium class

Oh actually they are not straining trees

where was like hang on that's gonna here that's right say I'm not too sure what

my capacity is but it's big help there's sting pants is gonna do a

builder bass rightfully I can tell you while you're off already know where is

exotic you have a fantastic day it's good for you to drop in we we

appreciate that and look these guys are getting to know each other as well I

gotta say just to be out everywhere everyone that's joined this stream has

been fantastic but you and old people we love it to say to you guys that are

where I'm not doing this attack stink pants is using my phone to do it

we'll see how this one goes I'll give too much pressure all this pressure is

all the pressure on you you know looking at my face is like reading in the car

it's alright for the first ten minutes then you start to feel a bit sick yeah

you're not supposed to agree with that

here not space - yeah arcane saying crush it yeah that's good crush it look

at you guys troops are using that's pretty effective attack that's the wall

breaker cannon giant and bap that's a good actually I've use that

combination before that's a very good combination and like you did not use it

anymore because I'm lazy when it comes to the

yeah when it comes to the build a base I'm just lazy with it it's just to build

a base annoys me that annoys you too doesn't it

all right so what's our line is still going with you he's a ballbreaker you

know whenever I see a man with a beard and moustache and glasses I think

there's a man who's taken every precaution to avoid people doodling on

his photographs of okay you ever done the I can't grow a beard

oh you I mean you have a picture of someone and you draw a little bead on

them you draw glasses on them oh you got to be better than man on that good a

drink jeez look at that wall break ego it's still alive all right so I'm

wondering if anyone is pasting anything we gotta say are they posting anything

that's for me oh here we got a couple of years remain let's see if that one works

the farmer and the man I forgot the word of the dongseong farmer in the Dell

that's cold so every now and again we'll have some

silly music and it looks like this is one of them

what there have been more challenges tonight they haven't don't just starved

for contact at the moment it's like a gown what ng baseline of

yours stink pants one of your attacks so then

I can replay it no one's really attacking you more either it looks like

I did that take a little bit when there was even you did didn't you

you know what I'm just gonna spam global

look at me spamming global despair with me and unfortunately super-soul just

won't let me do this as much anymore I should have been doing that before all

right let's see if anyone comes from global say again exploit with the the

friend requests generally speaking I don't do them unless I know you were

these not generally speaking I only accept them if I know you personally as

in like have I met you in person then I'm more happy to do it but you know we

stay in touch via the YouTube channel you know you've been doing that with me

anyway and to a lesser extent stink pants so it's probably better that way

cuz I'll just show you now that scalp my base again this will be the second time

on doing it Tristan

let's have a look it's not a bad base it's a good design

it's just perhaps not as quite as solid solid as it should be but I like the

design that's good and same again with the little baby bass so that's that one

by the way you forgot to change your base layout yeah I actually did but if

you have a look here and I have to see how all of that stand here so when you

get what do you call them like the trees and the stumps that sort of thing like

that and ends up removing a whole heap of stuff from your base not not that it

really matters but yeah I had it at the very start exploit I even had my cocky

one but I'm not too fast to be honest said this one at the very

start as well and that's so not true I get three start I do

he gets three start I get 3 started

nothing all right so we might stop the stream because it's been a long time

this is almost three hours now so I tell you what we'll go to the three hour mark

just to set a new record where it's only about 15 minutes say well gate look see

this that kissing thing is people keep showing up Teredo probably not the

greatest idea to advertise your own clan on someone else's stream and I actually

don't mind cuz we're full at the moment say if anyone does want to join to read

a name Moretz clan you're welcome to do it you're probably better off saying hi

and how are you that's what we do say hi today how you

I hope you Klan does go well good luck with that and then who knows maybe one

day you'll get one like this well they what's happening with all of these

people that aren't in league yet they're taking their sweet time you know what

else we might as well check to see where I am in the world why don't we do that

when several they are look at top players tonight I'm not even at a rink

get right down the bottom here again I'm not too sure why I can see this and

other people car bear in mind I've only got one in eure

so it's pretty hard where am i ranked in the top fifty thousand in the world

that's not very good is it say let's have a look at local where am i you know

our country scroll down scrolling down not in the

top 200 it looks like but I tell you what if I'd 355 well space that's not

too bad top 200 I'm not actually too far away from the top 200 you know let's

have a look at where we are as a clan we're probably not that I say this

should be international I guess yeah I'm not sure why I can see it another people

can't they might have something to do with how long I've been playing for say

at the moment we're ranked 60 3850 in the world that's a long long way from

top 200 and let's have a look at International

getting there scrolling down again usually we're a bit higher but it's not

like we're in a top-level clan oh geez so they're in the top eight thousand

eight hundred and seventy eight when it comes to international clans that's not

too bad alright so look at my new base now you've got a new one all right

Tristan actually what was i doing that's gonna go there that's nice and easy

oh wow that's a new design that's pretty good Tony and safe your defenses were a

bit stronger you'd have a very solid base there Tristan and if anyone

actually no one's asked me this entire stream if they want me to check their

base no I can do it I actually do you want one more right out of me how about

we do that yeah I'm good to go all right hopefully I'll apologize in

advance hopefully we won't be in the clouds for that long but it's a bit hard

to tell sometimes and see how it goes

alright actually I'll leave that open just in case something interesting

happens every player can see that food oh I they can well the thing is exploit

I've a stink pants to have a look where she is in the rankings and I've looked

at her phone as well and she can't get it so she she just can't see it at all

she can't see the ranking of our clan she can't see the ranking of her own

profile so I really don't know works and I have asked one other person

I think in the clan as well to check for me and they also couldn't say it so I'm

not too sure how any of that works be curious to know then where what's your

ranking when it comes to the the country or global or clan ranking curious to

know any of that just because it's if you change your clan location to

Australia you might check where you are placed in your country but the clan

location yeah it would which I bet it showed just like it does internationally

and I guess because we are in the international plan I didn't really set

it to Australia but I'm sure it did show you that as well because there's one

night I was kind of bored and fiddling around and ended up just making us look

like we came from Antarctica and all other kinds of strange countries to see

if we could get into the top ten and we did I can't remember which countries it

was but there are really obscure ones that we ended up being ranked number one

in one of the countries and it was just a bit of a joke really to than to do

anything else so

you know asked my mother the other day what's a couple and she said two or

three and then I said that's probably why your marriage collapsed mum no I'm

not true not didn't happen in our family bad joke

I've got to say that one was not funny at all my friend also said she's giving

up drinking from Monday to Friday I'm kind of worried that she's gonna

dehydrate the dehydrate lasting fancies in here of God don't get her reaction

stink pants come back didn't get a that was absurd now you didn't like that one

did you

gotta be careful with these because a lot of them are not appropriate they're

the kind of scroll scroll down a bit to find out which ones are actually okay

and kind of dad Jake's I guess

my mind mate is called Liam but we call him two legs land the reason for that is

because he only has one arm that's terrible Jake oh these are these

are awful at the moment may wonder sting pants wasn't like laughing at all sorry

I'm gonna have to look for the previous stream I gotta say exploit I actually

did a Fitbit is study first but listen to them so that I can pick good ones

well here we go so I'm just gonna go a little bit concentrating again where are

those air sweepers why can't I see any of them does he street have air sweepers

they've gotta be there where your air sweeper other is one

where's the other one then all right we're good

you know what we're doing now let's do this thing

PC always makes me nervous when I've only got one earring it looks like I

could get a bit of lady from lucky see there we go wait

all right and I've got to admit I don't like that new defense either that no no

boy than my getting pushed back boy this is not good

take out that Eagle artillery and you keep doing your thing as well no I'm

getting pushed back quite a bit I must have missed something I thought I knew

everybody asleep is white word all night we're gonna struggle long enough to use

a clan troops sorry clan us dawn that's a single

target no this is not good at all that single target come on to your business

take it out destroy that town hall destroy it you have to it's the only way

I'm gonna win yes oh the clan troops saved me on that one

I'm I don't subscribe I do you mean fiddy attacks or the poor jikes it could

be both that was a pretty ordinary attack that one thank goodness for the

clan troops is all I can say and yeah the Jake's I'm I'm actually gonna have

to you might have to buy a joke book or something cuz the ones that we've found

online that's a bit hit and miss and you gotta be quite careful with the ones

that you're telling alright so let's see what I get

he's gonna love me well someone's doing a live attack let's see what's going on

with this one say poor Jake of course so you don't

mind that I do poor attacks

well how about I heard a rumor the cadbury is bringing out an oriental

chocolate bar but it could just be a Chinese respawn

at Chinese visa stink pants is in the kitchen but awesome house stink pads

he's the heir blimp is a siege machine yeah it can be that or late to be honest

the stream is probably going to end in about five minutes

say yes someone's saying something oh here we've got another Jake in the

clan knock knock and mouth yeah boo boo hoo I think I already know these Jake

do you wish you were top player not really maybe I'm already a top plane

I look it I don't think it makes much of a difference at this level

yeah it's if I put in the effort and you can probably get pretty high up but it's

hard to do because of how much time is being spent in the clouds that's the the

problem that you've already seen with the streams that are spent so long in

the clouds all right so the other thing that I was going to say to you is I

think sting pants reaction yeah well that's right but I can't get it back in

the stream she's hanging around in the kitchen at the moment say but I get that

that great reaction that we normally get from her say she she actually asked me

to stop the stream about half an hour ago so I will have to stop it now cuz I

know she's waiting for me to go and do stuff but we'll hit the three hour mark

and then be done with that but it is a record saying so and then more people

join again but in all honesty yeah I will have to stop it quite shortly say

I'll try one more for you in the last four minutes when I was doing that

fortnight trying to get that set up I needed a password eight characters

long so pick Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

yeah it's just not the same of the odd stink pants not having the reaction

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make myself laugh didn't like that one either it looks like exploit normally I

get a laugh out of you if you think it's funny no I don't but someone asked me to

do it before in the stream say I actually had it downloaded to the phone

already but it happens once we finally got everything set up and that had

finished uploading and everything else was then asked me to register and once I

got to the password part it was like why I can't do that in a stream so I didn't

end up doing it say what we'll end up doing I think based on all the

conversations that we had today is first will do we might do a fortnight stream

because it looks like it's what people want but bear in mind neither of us have

ever played the game before and it will be played on the final so I don't know

if that's good or bad someone also mentioned call of duty which we do have

we've got two Call of Duty games it will be unfortunately the older one that we'd

probably play the call of duty black ops 3 and that's only because that's the one

where we can both play together which we'd prefer to do we have more fun when

we play games together and then we've got a whole lot of other PlayStation

games that we've never played before mate of mine is is giving us a few games

to playing same

yes seeing the Clanton's someone else is asking to do a fortnight stream same we

will do it from the phone maybe that's the next one but just long as you're

entertained by the fact that we'd be very

that it um I don't think Jesus he's asking me to attack I don't think we'd

be very good at it oh geez all right look I've gotta be you

know what I'm just gonna attack with dragons on this one and see our guys say

if you're watching this I'll try and restrict the number of spells they use

it's just gonna be more of a time factor that I'm actually using them we'll see

if we can do it just with three dragons but I definitely have to use a few

spells or we run out of time so yeah we'll give fortnight of gages for you

guys there's a couple of other games that are downloaded to the phone that

I've never played before say to change it up and but it might not be a bad idea

to do that to be honest I don't know why our streams do say well now I do I feel

kind of bad but that's why I'm not using that many troops I'm trying to tease

though geez I just wasted a spell there as well

so look even three dragons is not going to cut it I'm gonna have to use some

wainy lens that looks like quick make a vote should it be should it be dragons

or it should it be lava you'd better make

but quick loons alive Elaine saliva all right no one's waiting on gallon lanes

I'll try and restrict the amount of lanes I'm using

and see if that one works and now BG look I am NOT going to if you start

advertising on someone else's stream that's not really a good thing to do so

I'm not going to show that message but I'm happy for you to say hi and yeah you

can have a chat but it's advertising on someone else's

channels not really something that's considered as as polite or just leave it

that way Oh too late exploit I was waiting for

someone to fight but you know what just for the heck of it we'll drop a lava

there just to be to be cheeky say feel free to say hi BG but don't leave a

message like that because it's just not going to get posted and yeah I feel kind

of bad taking on that base that was a little bit too easy

Taichi there's five of year now I don't know what to do I feel bad stopping

streams when there's there's more than one or two people in

so easy when I try I think these persons gonna struggle attacking my base they

given what I just saw on this but it might be finally let's see if they do it

maybe someone will have a guy there yeah you might struggle and I ain't think

he's gonna try but ok for it beat scared are you see he's gonna have a game let's

have a look at how this guy this is really unfair attack though I mean these

guys got yeah he's not gonna last very long I'm pretty sure this will end very

quickly ladies got let's see yeah look at him gay ah that's funny

that's cute well ladies got looks like he's got decent plan trips we'll have to

wait and see what happens on that one

well not too bad he's got 12% already and I'm impressed

no he actually did all right I don't have a problem with that that was good

that is not bad at all all right side I think that's gonna have to be it I'm

sorry that there are four people in the stream at the moment but yeah look

exploit we we're talking to you how do I explain this one say we're trying to be

a little bit more consistent I'll just play it play something you know we're

doing it trying to be a little bit more consistent with upload times and how

we're going to do videos mixed with live streams they seem to be very popular for

us they the streams do better than anything else that we upload so you know

that we've got to do them a lot more regularly I'm planning on doing them

once a week we also want to upload other videos hopefully once a week as well

because if we're just doing streaming that might get a bit boring for people

that are actually watching our channel so we haven't quite worked out the plan

now generally speaking I prefer to have students here because you can see on my

mind at the moment like he smells she's cooking something in the kitchen and say

to get her onto australia's also a bit tricky because she often works when i'm

in streaming luckily she's got today off hi question with JD welcome back good to

see you so I'll just finish what I'm saying how

are you by the way clashing so back to the streams look what we'll try and do

is stream around this time every week whether it's on a Saturday or a Sunday

for us in Australia some days probably not as good cuz stink pants generally

works on a Sunday Saturday might need it better or it might be Friday night for a

lot of people like it's probably Friday so you guys see if we do it on a Friday

at this time because we can work our schedules around that then it'd be like

a Thursday night work for a lot of people and that seems to be the best

time yes I remember you joy it's good to see you again you're in the previous

strength actually you're a member so yeah for that for the moment what we'll

do is try and do it around this time each Saturday seems to be the way to go

we didn't want to mix it up a bit to see what the best time was to get the the

most number of people in Australia

yeah it is say sorry I'm actually talking to people in the clan as well 3

plus hours now say this is a long long stream so that's the first thing and I

have to look into I have to look into the I think you can schedule them as

well so there's a way that you can preset it so that it it streams or

reminds you you I you've got a stream at that time so I'll have to look at doing

that as well and then we have to try and mix the other videos in between that and

on that night like when it comes to trying to grow your channel oh you want

to see that alright after I've shown this one I'll show you how are doing in

the games so if you're trying to grade the channel and you're posting videos

you actually have to allow time for that to grow as well and that can take time

so if you look at what we've done the the previous video is like an all

Valkyries attack one for a bit of fun and we've basically given it almost a

week to try and get as many views as it can so as a chance to you know get a few

views on it the streams don't seem to matter so much I can't explain why ours

do you say well but they seem to do quite well even on the replay so yeah we

know that we have to do it more regularly and we understand that we've

had so many people in this particular stream that have come and joined and

shown their support that have been with us for a long time so we want to have

that for you guys and interact with you as well some of the plans for the future

the more often we see I was thinking of inviting people onto discord that sort

of things say that if you brave enough to have a chat with this on the stream

we'd be happy to do that as well if you watch the first I think the first two

streams that we did we actually did that with lurk he was in those streams even

though he's in America so that might be a good idea to do that as well just to

get more interaction because when it's like this I find it a little bit harder

yeah I think I do don't ask me about this god they exploit because I'm really

bad at it I tried to add another youtuber that's been a very strong

supporter of our channel and we've been very strong supporters of theirs and

neither of us had been I would have had each other yet where we're just very bad

at it so I was trying to get Luke to help me with that one but again not too

sure what's happening with that so I've got this chord and Luke said to me that

I've got a channel as well and I didn't even know that so we'll have to sort it

out now the plan games how are we doing well we're almost finished what do we

got fifteen thousand ago say let's have a look yeah there's a few people at a

top five we've already finished there's only 21 people that are even

tried by the end of the clan games usually we have about 40 people that

have finished now if you guys don't mind this is probably gonna be a bit silly to

do this but I've been sitting here for three hours now and I'm happy for the

stream to go a little bit longer just because there are four of you there but

you're gonna have to give me five minutes or so I really need to visit the

bathroom and I'm just gonna make a drink as well if that's okay say yeah well

that would be good exploits say if you can I don't I'd like

lurk added me to his account because I couldn't add him to mine I tried say if

you can add me to yours how am I gonna do this

yeah look you know what it doesn't it doesn't matter cuz if I don't know

someone I'm not gonna accept them anyway so just bear with me say this is how I

think it works if I'm not mistaken

just bear with me I'm going a little bit quiet just while I'm concentrating same

pants alright say that I believe is the

I can hang on what's the oh that's no you'll have to explain to me I don't

know what which ones which cocktail chemistry is the channel name

and the discord name is smuggler beer is that I guess that's what you're saying

alright say look for the the guys that are there at the moment just enjoy the

music for a few minutes I really have to go just for a few minutes I'll leave the

stream running but I'll be back okay but I just have to take a break now it's

been almost three and a half hours and if I don't it could be embarrassing on

my end so just give me a few minutes I'll be back alright enjoy the music

I don't know what I can do to make clash of clans entertaining there you're just

gonna have to bear with me that it's gonna be pretty much nothing going on

for a few minutes alright so I'll just leave the global chat off that's pretty

much actually can you do this why just take a break just do teeny attack or

whatever

do it right to replay something stink pants is back

for a couple of minutes while I take a serious break to toilet and drink and

everything else

hmm what should I do

no months of taking kind of spy on anyone I do to build a base oh hello x5

how are you Wow I didn't think this streaming going

forever

hey I just said that I just said hello to you don't get angry so what are you

doing

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anything special today

again one wall breaker left it's not gonna last for long maybe until they

what it's this cold go storage got destroy and that's it I'm sorry I'm not

very entertaining and I don't have bad jokes have sleepy halfway right oh it's

it's gonna be night time for you already

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that works well I didn't think it's gonna destroy more than that storage but

all right by the way this is not my account anyway Oh what what did you do

did you play spot how come you break a leg in hospital

that's not good how long will you stay there

oh you don't know yet

oh it's still going it's wall breakers good or maybe just because of this thing

still operating three weeks wow that's a long time

are you having semester break or are you asking are you studying I hope that's

not gonna make you have more like triple exam or something no like if you have a

long holiday sometime if you at school in my country uh when you got back

there's a lot more homework you got to do and that's mmm I try to avoid that I

see same here

what's this I need go into a stop

I don't know when it's gonna stop legendary good actually I wondering that

myself but thank you in anyway legendary God for advertising for us well Ken and

actually I was very hungry so I just sneak into the kitchen and make some

what is it bacon and egg computer language uh no I don't know any computer

language actually are you studying IT

pullets still having a break like toilet and drink and whatnot so here we'll be

back normally our stream will like automatically cut down already at this

point so but it's still going so I don't know that when we gonna finish oh when

do not wants to finish it's not that far away he's just here he just went to the

kitchen and ate some of my egg and bacon

varieties of things okay then why did you ask about computer language no he

didn't well kind of who taught it's not that far away from

me he can hear that I complain about the bacon and he complained that I didn't

make enough your bacon and I can see there as someone else in the shed in the

planchette maybe I guess so but I'm using his account so therefore that's

will be him right ah he said you better give me some what

do you mean ups ha I don't know that no we don't have ups I don't know what it's

time for we have something else maybe LHC Oh

can't remember already what is called hmm oh you got Star Trek right that's a

ripoff Star Trek

why don't you get PD jobs more often

yeah no more background music yeah we kind of run out of it you like that

background music alright okay I just replay it again no don't

now you better make make another one go make it more where IT exploit like the

scurrying background music I can't remember why it is I have to make put up

put it yeah I already playing but it's at the point where it's not scary

explore like the scary one yeah it's hard to tell where it is because he made

a very long video with the music and we just keep playing that yeah why don't I

get the jokes well number one I'm from different culture and I really don't

understand some time even some some of the words I don't get what does that

mean and therefore I'm not gonna get it especially you've got so many chicken

jokes that why chicken cross the road well why you need to know that I don't

get it

and I'm bet if I telling joke from my country I don't think you're gonna get

it either I'm pretty sure well Korea Tech is good

with rich and he'll yeah I like to use reg hill and even with one or two jump

spells but I never used like the whole like the full Valkyrie like he did the

haunted one he played last dream hmm I actually think this is the same one but

it just depends on which part you know so I can't really tell where X