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yeah HI! IM DAVID! HANNAH AND JOSHUA HI THERE! yeah
सबसे मजेदार कभी हास्य अभिनेता Got Talent पर (संगीत)
yeah
Hello my name is Leo Lytel. I am 15 years old and I'm single.
नमस्कार, मेरा नाम Leo Lytel है मैं पंद्रह साल का हूँ और मैं अविवाहित हूं
I've been single, Let's see here. Pretty much my whole life
मैं अकेला हू . चलो यहाँ देखते हैं ... बहुत कुछ मेरे पूरे जीवन के बारे मे
Pretty sure it's because i'm unemployed. I live in home with my parents and I don't have a car
यकीनन मै बेरोजगार हूँ, क्योकि मै अपने माता-पिता के साथ उनके घर पर रहता हू और मेरे पास कार नही है।
These are all big red flags that's why don't get much attention on match.com
ये सभी बड़े लाल झंडे हैं, इसलिए मुझे ज्यादा ध्यान match.com पर नहीं मिलता है
I do however have a lot of success on tinder where I am a buff 28 year old georgetown medical student with a portion a trust fund He's good
मैं फिर भी tinder पर सफल हुआ हूं जहां मैं एक शौकीन 28 साल पुराने जॉर्ज टाउन मेडिकल छात्र हूँ। एक पोर्श और एक ट्रस्ट फंड के साथ
Now, I'm a teenager so I'm in that awkward phase of life.
अब, मैं एक किशोर हूँ
I'm kind of a mutant creature part adult, part child
इसलिए मुझे लगता है कि जीवन की अजीब दौर में हूँ, मैं एक उत्परिवर्ती प्राणी की तरह कर रहा हूँ
Hahahaha!
हिस्सा वयस्क, भाग बच्चा
But I look back on the early years of childhood fondly
लेकिन मैं प्यार बचपन के प्रारंभिक वर्षों पर वापस देखो
You know those good old memories like when you get in the van and turns out The man doesn't have any candy (Haha) course nowadays can you won't cut it
जैसे जब आप गाड़ी में बैठो उन अच्छी पुरानी यादें y 'know और यह आदमी पता चला है किसी भी कैंडी नहीं है बेशक, आजकल कैंडी यह कटौती नहीं होगी, हम 21 वीं सदी में हैं
we're in the 21st century you need something like free Wi-Fi . the Annie haha that's really all the kid wants anymore speaking from experience and I
आप विरोधी अप करने के लिए मुक्त वाईफ़ाई की तरह कुछ की जरूरत है कि वास्तव में सभी एक बच्चे के लिए, किसी भी अधिक चाहता अनुभव से बोल है
want to thank my mom and dad for being so supportive of my comedy my mom helps
और उह ... मैं अपनी मां और पिताजी का शुक्रिया अदा करना चाहते हैं मेरी कॉमेडी का इतना समर्थन होने के लिए
me book gigs and my dad helps me write my material so I like to think I'm pretty far along in the entertainment industry because I've got two things
मेरी मां ने मुझे किताब gigs में मदद करता है और उह मेरे पिताजी मुझे मदद मिलती है मेरी सामग्री के बारे में तो, मुझे लगता है कि मैं बहुत दूर मनोरंजन उद्योग क्योंकि में साथ कर रहा हूँ की तरह
that a lot of people strive to have I have a Jewish writer and my agent is a
मैं दो बातें लोगों के एक बहुत कुछ है करने के लिए प्रयासरत मिल गया है। मैं एक यहूदी लेखक है
girl aged to sleep with you
और मेरे एजेंट महिला मैं के साथ सोने के लिए किया जाता है
no you're like that
धन्यवाद
well it's great to be here I'm that excited I'm beside myself
मैं लियो Lytel हूँ अच्छी तरह से अपनी महान यहाँ हो, मैं कर रहा हूँ कि मैं अपने आप को excitied बगल में हूँ
good evening everyone where the Nelson twins my name's justin and this is my
अच्छी शाम हर किसी को है, हम नेल्सन जुड़वाँ हो मेरे नाम जस्टिन
identical twin sister Sharon we should tell you what about ourselves we come from a small country town in New
और यह मेरा समान जुड़वां बहन शेरोन है हम तुम खुद के बारे में थोड़ा बताना चाहिए
South Wales cobol boundary and we used to be apprentice bikers which is a
हम न्यू साउथ वेल्स में एक छोटा सा देश शहर Walbundrie बुलाया से आते हैं और हम प्रशिक्षु बेकर्स हुआ करते थे
coincidence because we're in bread or buns was a small town that had one shot
एक संयोग में जो क्योंकि हम जन्मजात रहे मैं लगभग मेरी चाय थूक ahaha
one pub and one prostitute haha
Walbundrie, एक पब और एक वेश्या के एक छोटे से शहर में यह एक दुकान थी
mom found a pretty tough working three jobs your mom didn't even know she was having twins until she was six months pregnant
माँ यह बहुत कठिन तीन नौकरियों काम कर पाया (हंसते हुए) हमारी माँ को भी नहीं पता था कि वह जुड़वां बच्चों को हो रही थी जब तक वह छह महीने की गर्भवती थी
and their dad was even more surprised because I had been in jail for three years been twins we can send each other telepathic messages but telstra found
और हमारे पिताजी भी अधिक हैरान था क्योंकि वह तीन साल के लिए जेल में बंद कर दिया गया था जुड़वा बच्चों के होने के नाते हम एक दूसरे को संदेश भेज सकते हैं टेलिपाथिक
out about it and is now included in their cat plan it's really frustrating knowing what each other is thinking we want to play a
लेकिन टेल्स्ट्रा के बारे में यह पता चला और यह अब हमारे टोपी की योजना में शामिल किया जाता है यह जानते हुए भी कि क्या एक दूसरे की सोच वास्तव में निराशा होती है
game of rock-paper-scissors that lasted three years are really hike down through
हम एक बार है कि 3 साल तक चली रॉक, कागज, कैंची की एक खेल खेला
airport security at the moment but I love flying
मैं वास्तव में इस समय हवाई अड्डों की सुरक्षा के माध्यम से जाने से नफरत है, लेकिन मैं उड़ प्यार
because every time we catch a flight somewhere I always sit at the front of the plane and he sits at the rear then I'll tell the guy flight attendant to meet me at the back in five minutes
हर बार हम कहीं न कहीं एक उड़ान पकड़ने क्योंकि, मैं हमेशा विमान के मोर्चे पर बैठते हैं और वह पीछे की सीटों पर तो मैं 5 मिनट में कम से वापस मिलने के लिए समलैंगिक उड़ान परिचर बताओ।
yeah
धन्यवाद
don't worry I know what you think in many parts of the nasty quidditch
चिंता मत करो, मैं जानता हूँ कि तुम क्या सोच रहे हैं।
accident
हैरी पॉटर एक बुरा क्विडडिच दुर्घटना पड़ा है।
do you know I can't stand
क्या आप जानते हैं मैं बर्दाश्त नहीं कर सकता है क्या
Sorry Sorry let me emphasize you know what I can't stand look on the bright side i've never had secured disney on ice
क्षमा करें ... क्षमा करें, मुझे reemphasise करते हैं। क्या तुम जानते हो क्या। मैं बर्दाश्त नहीं कर सकता लेकिन उज्जवल पक्ष पर देखो मैं डिज्नी लैंड पर क़तार में नहीं था
now just I'm just gonna throw a disclaimer out there if I do get too
अभी केवल मैं बस वहाँ एक त्याग बाहर फेंक करने के लिए जा रहा हूँ।
energetic
भी ऊर्जावान हो, तो मुझे क्या करना है।
please stop me I want to keep my benefits
मुझे रोकने करें। मैं अपने लाभ रखना चाहते हैं।
otherwise otherwise how would i need your cozy
अन्यथा अन्यथा, मैं कैसे जकूजी गर्मी होगा।
i'm drunk me and I'm joking is a pool i was there i was at the cinema seen the new james bond film me of the day and it
मैं मजाक कर रहा हूँ। मैं मजाक कर रहा हूँ। यह एक पूल है। मैं was..eh..I एह पर था ... सिनेमा में दूसरे दिन नए जेम्स बॉण्ड फिल्म देखकर।
got me thinking you know maybe i would like to about a girl you know Ben james
और यह मुझे यह सोच कर आप जानते मिला है। हो सकता है कि मैं कम से, आप जानते हैं कि एक जाने, जेम्स बॉण्ड की जा रही पड़ा है पसंद आया होगा।
bond but obviously i'm a bit inhibited
लेकिन जाहिर है मैं थोड़ा हिचकते हूँ।
ah Mr Bond I've been expecting you
आह श्री बॉण्ड, मैं आप की उम्मीद कर रहे हैं। (घरघराहट)
no left but this isn't the first britain's got talent event have been too i was actually a live tour in manchester funnily enough two years ago and the staff they couldn't be more helpful move in people out the wake getting into a
(खांसी) लिफ्ट नहीं
seat and then when we finally got there the view was just fantastic and we sat down and my sister she tapped me on the shoulder turn around and I'll never forget this as long as I live
she said jack we are so lucky are disabled you cannot take her anywhere thank you very much I didn't get it I'm the youngest in my family I was always getting beaten up by the two
oldest mom and dad I used to get smacked around by these green berets that live in our neighborhood some people call them Girl Scouts whatever the morning of my 16th birthday my whole family tried to surprise me with a car but they missed
every saturday morning in our neighborhood we would have this huge water balloon fight and every friday night i put mine in the freezer so I'd win and after that all the mothers in the neighborhood would take turns spanking
me it was awesome in high school I got caught shoplifting ones from a car dealership it was a Buick and my father said to me through the bars of the jail cell because he was in the next cell
he said you're no son of mine which hurt me and Confused my mother she was like damn it how did he know I was a bad kid I would sneak over to my neighbor's house late at night and I would bounce up and down on their trampoline
that was their daughters named Arlene and that's my time everybody thank you very much ok with with my with my my voice but I still struggle with some some things like like like I have the hardest time at a drive-through
you know guys get girls you got you gotta say this if the order of a standard had endured Hagen through winner , like I don't know why I I i would work ok
headed yeah i wanna i wanna get you to wear big balls . start to using my my voice as as as the voice of their chip gps is like in 10 or 11 thousand thousand thousand
feet may make a picnic Megillah oh you you turn youryour does does does the name nation is is a ahead of you on the arm on the heart and on the right
fuck with liberal didn't you you talk about every really yeah you you turn that you you turn yes usually use of the guy I believe that you you get in turn anything into doing positive that's why
i am here but I've come along him to some people who don't think they think that like I didn't show one time where where where a guys don't have a double it's like hey you you you can just ma make fun of disabilities yeah just just cause you could be you have have one open house was it I was
like what well that didn't give us a start for their then they thank you guys so much they think
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