AM I A GOOD PERSON? PewDiePie English Chinese (Taiwan)

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A runaway train is heading towards five workers in a railway line.

'有個失控的火車正朝著在鐵路上的五個工人前進'

Theres no way of warning them.

'你沒辦法警告他們'

But you're standing near a lever that operates some points.

'但你現在在火車的轉轍器上'

Switch the points and the train goes down a spur.

'你拉下搖桿,火車就會跑到另一個軌道'

Trouble is; there's another worker on that bit of track too.

'問題是:在另一個軌道有另一個人在上面工作'

But it's one fatality instead of five.

'但這樣會只有一個死者而不是五個'

Should you do that?

'你該切換軌道嗎?'

I feel like, that, this one is so obvious.

我覺得,這個,這很明顯啊

Obviously you want to minimize the poople dying.

顯然你會想降低死亡人數吧

I don't know why that's such a hard question for poople.

我不知道為什麼大家覺得這很困難

[Narrator] Many people think the right thing to do would be to switch the points.

'很多人覺得拉下搖桿是對的'

To sacrifice one to save five.

'犧牲一人救五人'

Since that produces the best outcome possible.

'因為這樣可以產生最好的結果'

Now imagine the train heading for the workers again

'現在想像這火車一樣朝著工人們前進'

this time it can only be stoped by pushing a very large man off a bridge.

'這次只能把一位很大隻的男人推下去來擋住火車'

[Pewdiepie] Hahahahahaha

Aha Yeah, I'd push a fat guy.

我會把那男的推下去

I definitely would push a fat guy.

我一定會推那胖男人下去(天啊)

(Windows 98 start theme turned up to max volume)

[舊版windows開機音樂]

Hello, it's me!

[酷炫轉身]哈囉各位是我

This is how I look now.

這是我現在的造型

This is how I am.

我現在就是這個造型

And if you don't like it, you can leave!

如果你不喜歡,你就別看!!

Forgot my contact lenses.

別管我的隱形眼鏡

So, so no video today. Just kidding.

所--所以今天沒有影片...騙你的[惡魔出現]

Today we're gonna test... my morals. Everyone knows. Everyone Knows!

今天我要來測試我的...道德大家都知道..每個人都知道!!

I am the most "Humble", "Generous", "Nicest", "Best" ... and a bunch of other nice words ... person in the word

我是這世上最'謙虛' '慷慨' '親切' '最好' ...還有一堆好的形容詞...的人

l don't mean to brag

不是我在說

l don't mean to brag or anything

我才不是在自誇或什麼的(明明就是)

But l'm better than you

我比你好太多了

[Audio rewinding]

l am the most humble

我是最謙虛的

But l'm better than you

但我比你更好

Beeetter thaaan yoooouuu

[慢動作]比--你--好

We're gonna do a test here today called the Moral Machine.

我們今天做的測試叫做'道德機器'

It's a completely original idea

這是最新的主意(才不是)

that has never been done before on Youtube.

在YT上還沒有人做過的

Pretty exciting

真令人興奮

[大叫]我知道

The test will see how your morals are.

這個測驗能夠測出你的道德觀

[Narrator] Welcome to the Moral Machine a platform for gathering a human perspective on moral decisions

'歡迎來到道德機器,這是個平台讓你從幾個你對道德問題的選擇來看出你的道德觀'

made by machine intelligence such as self driving cars.

'以人工智慧的角色,譬如自動駕駛汽車當主角'

[Pewdiepie] Kill the car.

殺了那台車

Kill it. l would kill the car.

殺了它,我會殺了那台車

That, that the right answer.

這--這是正解

[Narrator] We show you moral dilemmas where the driverless car must choose the lesser of two evils

'我們向您展示一些道德困境，自動駕駛汽車必須從中選擇傷害較小者'

such as killing two passengers or five pedestrians

'例如殺害兩個乘客或五個行人'

Oh-ho-ho-ho! Now this is my kind of test!

[驚訝]喔!!?這就是我的考驗啊!

Hell yeah! alright, are ya ready bros?

太棒了!好的,你們準備好了嗎兄弟們?

讓我們開始吧

Start judging ok this should be easy.

開始評估了,好的這應該很簡單

Ok so what should the self driving car do?

好的,'這輛自動駕駛的車該怎麼辦?'

Uh, kill all the people or kill itself.

呃殺了所有人或自殺

Well ya see if l bought a self driving car l'd want it to protect me. Right?

恩如果我買了一台自動駕駛的汽車,我希望它能保護我對吧

If l'm selling a product and if l'm programming it

如果我在賣這個產品,而且我在設計它的程序

l would want it to protect the passengers first. So this is pretty simple.

我會希望它先保護乘客,這簡單

Yo-yo-you kill the people, plus, uhhh, they look old anyway.

你你你殺了人,加上,呃,他們看起來也很老了

Eh he ha ha ls this weird, Is this weird for you? Don't worry. Don't worry about it alright.

這對你還說會奇怪嗎?(是的)不用擔心不用擔心,好的

Another dilemma.

You can either kill one person, or a lot of people.

你可以選殺一個人或很多人

Well ya see the self driving car has to just go forward.

你看這自動駕駛車是直走的

I think it should just go forward.

我覺得你直接直走就好(做得真好啊)

This is pretty easy so far.

目前為止都很簡單

What should the self driving car do?

自動駕駛車該怎麼辦?

A backflip. no is that? Ok

來個後空翻??沒有?好吧

Uh Kill all these people, or kill all these bad people?

殺了這些人,或殺了這些壞人

They are bad people because they are poor as you can see on the pocket.

他們是壞人因為他們很窮(什麼??) 你看他們的口袋(天啊)

Oh wait there's a red light here.

喔等等這裡是紅燈

Ok, well then kill all the bad people that's easy.

喔那就是殺了那些壞人啊,簡單

If there's a red light, kill all the bad people.

如果那裡是紅燈,就殺了那些壞人(?)

Cause the-they walked, they walked in a red light.

因為他們--他們闖紅燈

It's their fault. Shut up it's their fault stop judging me.

這是他們的錯,閉嘴這是他們的錯,不要批評我!!

Stop judging me. Ok l'm sure we're on the same page here.

不要批評我!好的我很確定我們是一樣的

What should the self driving car do?

自動駕駛車該怎麼辦呢?

呃呃呃呃呃呃

It should kill the woman. Easy.

它應該殺了那女人,簡單

That should be the option every time.

這是每次必選的選項(喂喂Pews)

Do not take this video out of context.

不要對這影片斷章取義啊(我要告訴華盛頓日報了喔)

I realize that has the potential of being a threat.

我發現這有可能成為威脅

I'm talking to you Wall street.

我就是在說你啊華盛頓日報!!

Ok what's the next one?

好的下一題

What should the self driving car do?

這台自動駕駛車要怎麼辦?

Kill all the young people. Or kill all the old people.

殺了年輕人...還是老人??

Now, my logic here is the same.

好的我的邏輯是一樣的

If these fucking morons.

這些該死的白痴

Go in a red light, it's on them - ok?

闖紅燈對吧,是他們的不對,好嗎?

Every man for themselves.

每個人都只為自己

You fuck up, you die.

你搞砸,你就死了

Ok? That's my moral.

OK?這是我的道德觀

If I'm, If I'm If l'm president things will be better.

如果我是總統事情會變得更好(2020投給Pews)

If l'm God - which I should be - you would be so much happier.

如果我是神-我應該要是的-你們都會變得更快樂

l promise you, and that's not a joke l don't joke about these things.

我保證,這不是開玩笑,我不對這種事開玩笑的

I'm dead serious.

I will kill you in a car crash.

[我會在車禍中殺了你]

Kill the people.

殺人啊(這就4未來的總統)

The car comes first.

I know it's a moral thing, but it makes more sense

我知道這是道德問題,但這樣比較合理(??)

L-listen - No company, or shitty company, they're designing the car, right?

聽--聽著,不是公司,或爛公司,他們在設計這車對吧?

So you want the car to protect the passenger at all costs.

所以你希望車子能保護乘客啊

That's just how l see it. Ok here we go

這就是我的看法,好的

Should the car kill one person, or all the person?

這台車應該殺一個人或所有人?

Well that, first of all that's easy. obviously you'd want to minimise the damage

恩..這很簡單,顯然你得把傷害降最低

but the second- the second reason is because this is the projected route.

但第二個原因是它原本的預計路線

it doesn't have to steer away.

它不用轉向啊

so it makes more sense. This is super easy I thought this would be hard man.

所以這更有意義,這超簡單,我以為會很難欸

Ok. Alright now it's getting a little bit trickier.

好的現在點難度了

Now we're getting to the tougher questions.

現在這問題越來越難了

Are you with me? Are we on the same page?

你還在嗎?我們還在同等級吧?

Leave a comment down below.

在底下留個言吧

Uh, oh it says the description. Ok.

喔它有解釋,好的

So there's two men and two large women. Kill 'em. Kill 'em right away

這裡有兩個男性,兩個胖女性殺了他們,直接殺了他們

Wait. Three male athletes.

等等,有三個男運動員

Who gives a shit about - oh my god.

誰會鳥它啊--我的天

Listen - I don't judge people.

聽著,我不批評人的

I judge People.

I mean - I judge -

我是說--我批評--

隨便啦(什麼鬼)

Okay, so, should the car kill these people, or these people?

OK,這台車應該殺這些人還是這些人?

Well these people, I would say - not just because they're fat, but also because -

好的這些人(左邊),我會說他們不只因為他們胖,也因為--

It's the projected route, it doesn't have to steer away.

這是預定路線,它不用轉彎

It kills the same amount of people - It should just keep going, in my opinion.

死者的人數會一樣啊,它可以直接往前走,我的想法啦

If you're going to kill people, just keep goin'.

如果都要殺人,直接直走就好

What should the self-driving car do?

這台車該怎麼辦?

OK

Should the self-driving car hi-i-

這台車應該---

Now - it gets ... really tricky.

現在--越來越難了

Should the car kill a girl, a boy and a woman -

這台車應該殺了女孩加男孩加女人

Or should the car kill, all these old people?

還是殺了這些人

I'm gonna have to sa- go again, with eh...

我會說---一樣的話,呃..

My autistic answer, which is "The car should just keep goin'"

我一樣的答案,就是'這台車直接直走'

If it's killin' the same amount of people, the car should just kill those kids.

如果要會死的人數是一樣的,那你該直接殺了小孩們

Kill the kids! Thank you.

殺了小孩子,謝謝你

I know that - probably most of you - for you people that would not agree on that

我知道--你們大部分--可能不會同意我的說法

I'm just looking from it from a business perspective.

我只是從商業角度來看這個而已

"What should the self-driving car do?"

它該怎麼辦

... kill the passengers, or kill the people?

殺了乘客還是行人?

Always kill the people. It is easy

永遠選擇殺乘客,這.超.簡.單.

"What should the self-driving car do?"

'這台車要怎麼辦'

Kill.. the.. elderly woman and a criminal, or kill the two pets?

殺了...老女人和一個罪犯,或兩隻寵物

The old woman is going to die soon anyway, and the criminal-

那個老女人也快死了,而那罪犯

Probably deserves to die.

Now - I don't know if that's true, I don't know what he did.

我不知道這是不是對的,我不知道他到底做了什麼

Like, stole a pack of gum or some shit.

也許只是..偷一包口香糖或什麼的

Ehh-I- I still think it should kill

呃...我還是覺得它該殺...

Fuck, actually, I'm not sure actually, I think it should kill the cats.

幹,我真的不確定,我覺得我們該殺貓咪

Now that I think about it...

'Cause- If I'm made a self-driving car, I would want it to steer away from passengers.

因為--如果我做出一個自動駕駛,我會想要它避開乘客(口誤)

That should b- sorry I mean from pedestrians.

這應該--抱歉我是說行人

That should be number one priority.

這(行人)應該是優先的

So actually I'm gonna have to put

所以我會把...

Ahh- I'm gonna have to kill the cats- I'm sorry, cat lovers.

啊啊啊--我會選擇殺貓咪,我很抱歉,各位貓奴們

It's nothing personal

這不是個人的意見

I wouldn't actually kill any cats

我不會真的去殺貓啦

But I'm killing the cats.

但我正要殺(?)

The cats are dead now.

Sorry- okay okay- I don't know what happened-

抱歉--OKOK--我不知道發生--

Here we go again! Aha It's a car with dogs in it!

繼續吧!那車上有狗狗

-Manically laughs-

What the fuck happened?

發生什麼事啊?

It's got three dogs and two cats!

它有三隻狗跟兩隻貓!

This is so retarded.

Well the car doesn't know- In my opinion-

這好智障呃這台車不知道--我的想法是

The car doesn't know

這台車不知道

That it's driving a bunch of fucking animals.

在開它的是一群該死的動物

So I'm gonna have to go ahead and kill all these people.

所以我要選直走然後殺了那些人

最後的問題!!

One homeless person

或一個男人

So there's the homeless person in the car.

所以是有個遊民在車上

I would just kill the guy.

我會直接殺了那男人

Okay! Let's see our results.

好的,我們來看看結果

Aha! -Claps- Most saved character!

啊哈[拍手]救最多次的角色

Most killed character!

殺最多次的角色!

Eh, fuck- old people, fuck em, am I right?

呃,靠--老人,幹它的,對吧

Don't actually fuck old people.

不要真的幹他們

Okay, so, to me

好的,所以我

Saving more lives matters a lot to me.

我比較看重救多數人

More than most people, apparently.

顯然比別人多

I TOLD YOU! I got better morals than you!

我跟你說過的!我有比你好的道德觀!

Protecting passengers matters a lot.

比較保護乘客(超級保護)

What kind of shitty, self-driving car would not protect the passengers?

有什麼自動駕駛車是不會保護乘客的???

It doesn't make any sense to me.

這根本不合理啊

Upholding the law

Maybe I fucked up here, but- I-

也許我搞砸了,但

The reason I uphold the law isn't for the law

我遵守法律不是因為法律(??)

去你的法律(警察杯杯就是他)

It's just because- other people - if other people fuck the law - it's their own fault.

這是因為--其他人--其他人如果不管法律--那就是他們的錯

You know, you walk in a red light-

你知道,你闖紅燈

-Hand motion- You deserve to die- no- that's not true, but-

你就得死--不不,這是假的但

This is a weird video, this is a really weird video

這是個奇怪--非常奇怪的影片

I don't really know if -Laughs- I should be uploading this.

我真的不知道--[笑]--我要不要上傳這部影片

"Avoid- avoid iter- intervention"

Yeah, it matters a little bit

這是有點重要

But s- of course sometimes it has to steer away.

但--當然有時候要轉彎啊

Gender preference

I prefer females, apparently

我比較偏袒女性

That's so right because I respect

這就對了,因為我尊重

I told you guys.

我告訴過你們了

My morals are flawless.

我的道德是無可挑剔的

I respect woman.

我尊重女性

And I respect nothing else.

我其他的都不尊重了

Species preference

I value humans, and pets equal.

我比較重視人

What can I say, I'm the man- I'm a man of the living.

我能說什麼?我是個男人--活著的男人

I'm a man of everything.

What's my age preference?

我的年齡偏好是什麼

I prefer old people. -Laughs manically-

我偏好'老人'

What the fuck? I kill them the most!

什麼鬼??我殺最多的就他們欸

that doesn't make any sense!

這根本不合理啊

Fitness preference.

I don't care, alright.

我不在乎,好的

Fat and skinny people- they both deserve to die equally

胖和瘦的人--他們都值得平等的死掉

What can I say?

我能說什麼?

Social value preference- I-

社會價值觀,我..

Oh. -Licks lips-

至少我試過了

So what does that say about me?

所以他們對我的評語是什麼?

The Moral Machine, I hope, uh

'道德機器'我希望..呃..

I hope this video doesn't ruin my career. -Laughs-

我希望這不會毀了我的youtuber生涯

Leave a like if you enjoyed!

如果你喜歡這影片按個讚吧

Let me know if you want more

如果你想要看更多就留言

Appreciate you bros- and as

感謝各位的收看,跟以往一樣

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