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"Improbable Scenes"
"Escenas improbables"
Everyone plays
Todos juegan
Before the show, you wrote some scene suggestions
Antes del show escribiste algunas sugerencias de escenas
and put here in this box
y ponestes aquí en esta caja
in this game I'll read those suggestions
en este juego leeré estas sugerencias
and the challenge for players is to do the first thing that comes to their mind
y el desafío para los jugadores es hacer lo primero que les viene a la mente
OK?
Ok?
Let's start with the first scene
Comencemos con la primera escena.
that is
que es
'What if our life had a soundtrack?'
'¿Y si nuestra vida tuviera una banda sonora?'
I'm already taking the sandwich.
Ya estoy llevando el bocadillo.
Oh, the sandwich fell to the floor.
Ay, todo el bocadillo cayó al suelo.
The sandwich I bought at the supermarket and before coming.
El bocadillo que compré en el supermercado antes de venir.
This ham died twice.
Este jamón murió dos veces.
Why, mom? Why?
¿Por qué mamá? Por qué
Why was the ham healthy and now dead?
¿Por qué el jamón estaba sano y ahora muerto?
Are you related?
¿Estás relacionado?
Yes, yes, I am the brother.
Si, si, soy el hermano.
Was born!
Nasció!
How nice! I was very afraid of this soundtack.
¡Que bien! Tenía mucho miedo de esta banda sonora.
Guys, 5 minutes to finish the test, right?
Chicos, 5 minutos para terminar el examen, ¿eh?
Hey everybody. You three out there have to speed up.
Todos ahi. Ustedes tres tienen que acelerar.
How much time?
¿Cuanto tiempo?
Five minutes.
Cinco minutos.
You have only 4 minutes 38 seconds.
Tienes solo 4 minutos 38 segundos.
Wait, Ana Paula!
¡Espera, Ana Paula!
Give me the fourth! Give me fourth!
Dame cuatro! Dame cuatro!
Take it!
¡Tómalo!
No shitting! You are not allowed!
¡Sin burla! No se puede burlar!
So, Rodrigo. I brought this here for you and it's a super safe deal.
Entonces, Rodrigo. Traje esto aquí para ti y es una propuesta súper segura
You will make a lot of money from it.
Ganarás mucho dinero con eso.
- Really?
- Enserio?
Yes! It is not a pyramid scheme. We call it
Si, No es una pirámide. Lo llamamos
Multi-level Marketing.
Marketing Multinivel.
Want to take a look at the proposal?
¿Quieres echar un vistazo a la propuesta?
Yes. I want to take a look at the proposal.
Lo quiero. Quiero echar un vistazo a la propuesta.
Look, it's a great product. It's a fruit juice...
Mira, es un gran producto. Es un jugo de frutas ...
- My life has no soundtrack.
- Mi vida no tiene banda sonora.
It was in mute mode.
Estaba en silencio.
Were you following, Tauzig?
¿Lo estabas viendo, Tauzig?
You have the opportunity
Tienes oportunidad
to make a scene with us
de hacer una escena con nosotros
Let's go to the next scene which is
Vamos a la siguiente escena que es
'How to hide from the police that you are a street vendor'
'Cómo un vendedor ambulante se disfraza a la policía'
No, the thing is that I have lots of cell phones and these are their covers.
No, sí, tengo muchos teléfonos celulares y es una tapadera para cada uno.
You are disguising that you are a street vendor
Estás disfrazado de que eres un vendedor ambulante.
The cell phones are charging.
Es que los teléfonos celulares se están cargando.
Okay, it looked like you were selling them.
Bien, parecía que estabas vendiendo.
Attention here! Shirt, shirt, scarf, shirt.
Mira aquí la camisa, camisa, bufanda, camisa.
Buddy.
Amigo
If you need a shirt, or a scarf...
Si necesitas una camisa o bufanda...
there are some nice shops there.
hay algunas tiendas bonitas allí.
Sucker! Shirts! I have shirts.
Lechón! Mira la camisa, mira la camisa.
Look my CDs. Oh, CDs. CDs in my hand ...
Oh el CD Oh el CD CD en mi mano ...
The Cops! The cops!
Mira la policia! Mira la policia!
'My soul is armed and points to the face of quietness.'
'Mi alma está armada y apunta a la cara del silencio.'
CDs! CDs here!
¡Oh el CD! ¡Oh el CD!
IDAACD seeks donations ...
IDAACD busca donaciones ...
Let's donate to AACD because AACD ...
Hagamos una donación a AACD porque AACD ...
Look here! Mobile phone case in my hand is cheaper.
¡Mira aqui! La funda del teléfono móvil en mi mano es más barata.
Buddy!
El amigo!
I thought you were a street vendor, sorry.
Pensé que era vendedor ambulante, lo siento.
It was just a camel.
Era solo un camello.
Antonio, I think we were fooled.
Antonio, creo que nos engañaron.
What?
¿Qué?
He was a dromedary.
El era un dromedario.
Lets move. 'Unlikely reasons to go to the movies in the morning.'
Vamos allá. "Razones improbables para ir al cine por la mañana".
Oh good, this time I'm not afraid of horror movies.
Oh bueno, esta vez no le tengo miedo a la película de terror.
It's my son's school schedule.
Es el horario escolar de mi hijo.
It's my students' school schedule.
Es el horario escolar de mis alumnos.
My mother thinks I'm at school.
Mi madre cree que estoy en la escuela.
Junior?
Junior?
Ah, it's the camel.
Ah, es el camello.
'What not to do when you can't find the car in the parking lot.'
"Qué no hacer cuando no puedes encontrar el auto en el estacionamiento".
Ah, but I liked this one here.
Ah, pero me gustó este aquí.
Now you are alert, right?
Ahora estás atento, ¿verdad?
Sir, we're closing here the mall and the parking lot.
Señor, estamos cerrando aquí el centro comercial y el estacionamiento.
I'm just waiting for the last three to get me to know which one is mine.
Solo estoy esperando que los últimos tres salgam para que sepa cuál es el mío.
"Saint Longuinho", "Saint Longuinho".
San Longuinho, son Longuinho, San longuinho.
"Saint Longuinho", "Saint Longuinho"
San Longuinho, son Longuinho, San longuinho.
What? You are not the only one in the parking lot.
¿Qué? No eres el único en el estacionamiento.
Wait, I'll have to find a Corsa now.
Espera, tendré que encontrar un Corsa ahora.
Monza, Monza Monza, Monza, Monza ...
Monza, Monza Monza, Monza, Monza ...
Bmw, Bmw, Bmw ...
Bmw, Bmw, Bmw ...
Ferrari, Ferrari, Ferrari ...
Ferrari, Ferrari, Ferrari ...
'What to do when you wake up on the bus and see that your point has passed.'
'Qué hacer cuando te levantas en el autobús y ves que tu punto ha pasado.'
Driver, driver ...
Conductor, conductor ...
Oh. Now I wait it to hit and come back.
Ah. Ahora es esperar para golpear y volver.
Shit. I passed the point again.
¡Qué rabia! Pasé el punto nuevamente.
Sorry!
Lo siento!
Antonio, me too. I don't know how many people went under the turnstile.
Po, Antonio, yo también. No sé cuántas personas fueron bajo el torniquete.
ET. Phone. Home.
ET. Phone. Mi casa.
'What not to do when discovering a body.'
"Qué no hacer al descubrir un cuerpo".
Alive. Dead. Alive. Lost!
Vivo. Muerto. Vivo Perdió!
You have been standing there for two hours. What happened?
Has estado parado allí por dos horas. ¿Qué sucedió?
It's just that there's a body there.
Es solo que hay un cuerpo allí.
And it's me.
Y soy yo.
Follow me.
Me acompaña.
A dead body!
Uno muerto!
[SINGING] Para-pan pan pan pan pan ...
[CANTANDO] To-pan pan pan pan pan ...
It is curious that ET did not catch, a movie from the 80s. And this is, maybe...
Es curioso que ET no hayan captado, película de los 80. Y esto es lo que no sé ...
Years 2001
Años 2001
The song, right?
La canción, ¿verdad?
Good night audience. Who here was born after 2000? Raise your hand.
Buenas noches audiencia. ¿Quién nació aquí después del 2000? Levanta la mano.
There are lots of people here who may know this song.
Hay mucha gente que debe conocer esta canción.
Who watched the ET movie?
¿Quién vio la película ET?
It's a lot more people! The joke was really bad.
¡Es mucho más gente! La broma fue muy mala.
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