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education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school Albert Einstein you know one one of the

"Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school" - Albert Einstein

most intelligent people to ever live on

You know, when one of the most intelligent

the planet says something like this then

people to ever live on the planet

perhaps there's something horribly

says something like this,

horribly wrong with the basics of

Then perhaps there is something horribly, horribly wrong

Education school we all know it we spend

with the basics of education. (Music plays) School,

a significant chunk of our lives

we all know it! We spent a significant chunk of our lives

gradually ascending through the ranks

gradually ascending through the ranks

while hopefully picking up basic

while hopefully picking up basic knowledge like

knowledge like the alphabet simple maths

the alphabet, simple maths, and how to read.

and how to read unfortunately this idea is a lot more

Unfortunately, this idea is a lot more simple on paper

simple on paper than it is to apply to

than it is to apply to the real world.

the real world you know to real humans

You know, to real humans

who all learn differently and who are

who all learn differently

all individuals and here is where the

and who are all individuals.

essence of the problem of school in

And here is where the essence of the problem of school in general lies:

general lies the emphasis and obsession with academic ability through the use of

the emphasis and obsession with academic ability through the use of rigorous testing,

rigorous testing reporting more rigorous testing more reporting and topped off of

reporting. More rigorous testing more reporting, and topped off with a tad

the tab more rigorous testing and reporting does nothing but prove how

more rigorous testing and reporting, does nothing but prove how school is designed

school is designed around how it looks on paper I never personally had any real

around how it looks on paper.

trouble in primary school but I do

I never personally had any real trouble in primary school, but I do specifically

specifically remember infatuating myself with scores grades and levels I wanted

remember infatuating myself with scores, grades and levels.

to have the highest level not because it was important to me to do well no

I wanted to have the highest level. Not because it was important to me to do well,

primary school kid cares about that but

no primary school kid cares about that, but more because I just wanted a higher

more because I just wanted a higher score than my friends and colleagues

score than my friends and colleagues. Like it was a game:

like it was a game a leaderboard for judging and comparing my worth with

a leaderboard for judging and comparing my worth with everyone else's.

everyone else's of course I wasn't quite that self-aware when I was 9 years old

Of course I wasn't quite that self-aware and I was nine years old, or even thought

or even thought about it at all really

about it at all really,

but I still did it the point is school is not about learning for knowledge or intelligence

but I still did it. The point is, school is not about learning for knowledge or intelligence,

it's about preparing and memorizing a bunch of useless facts for a moronically

it's about preparing and memorizing a bunch of useless facts for moronically

specific and closed-minded test so we can dictate predict and set stupid

specific and closed-minded test, so we can dictate, predict and set stupid

targets for the sake of the school's name and to appease the governing bodies

targets for the sake of the school's name, and to appease the governing bodies

that settle the ludicrous rules for the poor teachers to enforce in the UK we

that settle the ludicrous rules for the poor teachers to enforce. In the UK, we

start school at four years old the

start school at four years old.

mentality is that the earlier you start the more you can cram into their little

The mentality is that the earlier you start, the more you can cram into their

brains to speed up the learning process

little brains to speed up the learning process.

this is probably the stupidest thing

This is probably the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

I've ever heard do you remember what you cared about

Do you remember what you cared about when you were four?

when you were 4 me neither but it

certainly wasn't how to read a clock

But it certainly wasn't how to read a clock with Roman numerals on it.

with Roman numerals on it of course so many kids are put off the idea of school

Of course so many kids are put off the idea of school.

we tried to teach children things they're not developmentally capable of

We tried to teach children things they're not developmentally capable of doing.

doing what is the point of teaching seven and eight-year-olds

What is the fucking point of teaching seven and eight years about the possessive

the possessive apostrophe or how to

apostrophe or how to column subtract?

column subtract it's nothing but unnecessary stress for both the students

It's nothing but unnecessary stress for both the students and the

and the teachers who have no choice but to enforce it speaking of the teachers

teachers, who have no choice but to enforce it. Speaking of the teachers, they

they don't half have one of those difficult and jobs in

don't half have one of the most difficult and clusterfucked jobs in existence.

existence first off they don't only have to work with virtually no resources or

First off, they don't only have to work with virtually no resources or budget to

budget to help them but one teacher is expected to support and provide for

help them, but one teacher is expected to support and provide for upwards of 30

upwards of thirty students for the course of one year not to mention the

students for the course of one year. Not to mention the positive slant they have no

positive slant they have no choice but to put on everything which in turn

choice but to put on everything, which in turn unfairly doesn't apply to them as

unfairly doesn't apply to them as well

so an endless amount of teachers are stressed beyond belief this even applies

So an endless amount of teachers are stressed beyond belief. This even applies

if the kid is a stupid idiot who

if the kid is a fucking stupid idiot who doesn't care.

doesn't care sorry Preston you failed the test but don't worry don't worry but

"Sorry Preston, you failed the test but don't worry, don't worry.

please don't worry you're super kind and

But please don't worry, you're super kind and not overweight!

not overweight you'll do better next time can you imagine having to write a

you'll do better next time." Can you imagine having to write a positive

positive report about those kids are the biggest in the world it's

report about those kids who are the biggest shitheads in the world?

actually pretty backwards the way the

It's actually pretty backwards the way the troubled kids get more support in

troubled kids get more support in the end as in when they just rub the class caused commotion or just generally piss

the end, as in when they disrupt the class, cause commotion, or just generally

people off they then get all the energy

piss people off

thrown their way just for the sake of

they then get all the energy throwing their way just for the sake of shutting

shutting them up and your normal thoughtful quiet perfect student who

them up, and your normal, thoughful, quiet, perfect student who listens and

listens and does what you ask of them take the side seat of the way won't

does what you ask of them, takes a side seat to the fuckwit who won't stop

stop making fart noises with their

making fart noises with their mouth.

mouths the urge for the teacher to say

The urge for the teacher to say something like "Hey, listen, you little

something like hey listen you little

can you do us all a favor and shut your mouth and pay attention please

Can you do us all a favor and shut your mouth and pay attention please ?" Must be

must be unbelievable it's always super

fair when the kids get rewarded

It's always super fair when the asshole kids get rewarded just for not being an

just for not being an when all the non kids have to actually

asshole, when all the non-asshole kids have to actually put effort and work

put effort and work into being noticed the middling kids who don't fit into any

into being noticed. The middling kids who don't fit into any of the extremes and

of the extremes end up being invisible

are being invisible, and that sucks.

and that sucks do you remember how pathetic and muted everything

Do you remember how pathetic and muted everything potentially dangerous was

potentially dangerous was when the

when the school was in charge?

school was in charge hey kids don't you even think about doing anything fun like

"Hey kids, don't you even think about doing anything fun. Like climbing that

climbing that awesome looking tree over there or even having a run on the grass

awesome looking tree over there, or even having a run on the grass because you

cuz you might fall over and your parents will sue us and we have no money as it

might fall over and your parents will sue us and we have no money as it is."

is it's like we spend the first ten years of their lives training them to be

It's like we spent the first 10 years of their lives training and to be prissy

prissy wimps then when they get to a

secondary school the entire script has

then when they get to secondary school the entire script has flipped on its

flipped on its head and everyone and everything is violent and --is-- to

head and everyone and everything is violent and twattish to you, as you get

you as you get a glimpse of what the real world is like I really love how the

a glimpse of the real world is like. I really love the first 16 years of your

first 16 years of your life completely dictate the rest of it you know the

life completely dictate the rest of it. You know, the years when you're the most

years were you're the most stupid and naive and don't care about anything now

stupid and naive and don't care about anything.

none of this is to say this school isn't important because it is I didn't go to

Now, none of this is to say that school isn't important because it is

school and look how I turn out that

Kiteman: NYEEEH I didn't go to school and look how I turned out! IHE: That isn't helpful to me at

isn't helpful to me at all I just think

the way we go about it is moronic and

I just think the way we go about it is moronic and backwards and ultimately

backwards and ultimately completely unhelpful to a large portion of the kids

completely unhelpful to a large portion of the kids who go. When one in five

who go when one in five adults can't

adults can't even read or write,

even read or write doesn't that prove that the system has kind of them

doesn't that prove that the system has kind of fucked them just because they

just because they might not responded to the Victorian idiotic

might not respond to the Victorian idiotic way of teaching the basics to

teaching the basics to kids there is a

reason Steiner and Montessori schools are sought-after and work I'm not

There is a reason Steiner and Montessori schools are sought after and work.

knowledgeable enough myself to suggest

I'm not knowledgeable enough myself to suggest ways to improve it, but there are

ways to improve it but there are plenty of people out there who are but if all

plenty of people out there who are. But if all of this is so transparent and

of this is so transparent and blatant to someone such as myself then isn't that

blatant to someone such as myself, then isn't that evidence enough that the

evidence enough that the system needs some pretty drastic changes to make it not completely stupid

system needs some pretty drastic changes to make it not completely stupid?

you know what education system you let me down you let the school down but

You know what, education system? You let me down, you let the school down,

worst of all you let yourself down

but worst of all, you let yourself down. (Music plays)

so those are my filtered thoughts on a large complicated subject that is

So those are my filtered thoughts on the large complicated subject that is

schooling a little bit more serious than

schooling. Little bit more serious than my usual videos.

my usual videos it's actually about

But it's actually about something important, so who cares?

something important so who cares so what

So what do you think about

do you think about school education is very different from country to country

school? I know education is very different from country to country,

we all have our strengths and weaknesses and whatnot so how was it for you I'm

we all have our strengths and weaknesses and whatnot. So how was it for you? I'm

genuinely curious tell me in the comments below and as always thanks for

genuinely curious, tell me in the comments below. And as always, thanks for

watching all Connors erasings are very

watching all comments and ratings are very much appreciated!

much appreciated and make sure you check out my second channel jar media for more

Make sure you check out my second channel Jar Media for more laid-back

laid-back content driven by you the

content driven by you,

community anyway I'll see you next time bye

the community. Anyway, I'll see you next time. Bye. (FART NOISES)

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