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<i>Intro Music</i> Before the awesomeness begins in the sketch
(μουσική τίτλων)
G: Ok, Joshua, I didn't say that-
Οκ, Τζόσουα, δεν είπα ότι-
A: Gaby? Oh my god Gaby!
Γκάμπι; Θεέ μου Γκάμπι!
G: Can you please just calm down? Josh-
Μπορείς να ηρεμήσεις; Τζόσ-
Ugh! Unbelievable... What's up?
Αα! Απίστευτο... Τί τρέχει;
A: Are you ok?
Είσαι εντάξει;
G: Yeah, my brother's-
Ναι, ο αδερφός μου-
A: I think I have bedbugs!
Νομίζω ότι έχω κοριούς!
G: How?
Πώς;
A: Well, I went to-
Λοιπόν, πήγα στο-
G: Sorry, hold on.
Συγγνώμη, περίμενε λίγο.
A: Oh, Yeah, yeah no of course. What's going on?
Ναι, φυσικά. Τί συμβαίνει;
G: My brother's upset at me because I didn't
Ο αδερφός μου είναι αναστατωμένος γιατί
call him back for 3 days, and now my dad
δεν επέστρεψα τις κλήσεις του για τρείς μέρες και τώρα
is texting me to defend my brother even
ο μπαμπάς στέλνει μηνύματα για να τον
though he hung up on me.
υπερασπιστεί παρόλο που μου το κλεισε.
A: Oh, that's so annoying!
Τι σπαστικό!
G: Hey! You don't have bedbugs.
Χέυ, δεν έχεις κοριούς.
A: Yes, I do. But let's finish talking about you.
Ναι, έχω. Αλλά ας μιλήσουμε για σένα.
G: Ok, well, I just don't understand what
Οκ, απλά δεν καταλαβαίνω τι
they want from me, I mean, I try to call
θέλουν από μένα, δηλαδή, προσπαθώ να τους τηλεφωνώ
when I can but it's not like I can do
όποτε μπορώ αλλά δεν μπορώ να
everything on their schedule.
κάνω τα πάντα στο πρόγραμμά τους.
A: That's SO unfair.
Αυτό είναι ΤΌΣΟ άδικο.
Is there a bedbug on my forehead?
Έχω κοριό στο μέτωπό μου;
G: No.
Όχι.
A: Great. Have you talked to your mom about it?
Τέλεια. Έχεις μιλήσει στη μαμά σου γι'αυτό;
G: I tried, but you know that my feelings are
Προσπάθησα, αλλά ξέρεις ότι τα συναισθήματά μου δεν
the last priority in this family. I mean,
έχουν προτεραιότητα σ'αυτή την οικογένεια.
It's not like I'm a person that matters or
Δηλαδή, δεν είναι σαν να έχω αξία
I have stuff going on.
ή μου συμβαίνουν πράγματα.
A: Yeah, we're both SUPER busy!
Ναι, είμαστε και οι δυο ΤΌΣΟ απασχολημένες!
G: ALLISON you don't have bedbugs!
ΆΛΙΣΟΝ δεν έχεις κοριούς!
Yes, I do! I went to lunch with Emma and
Ναι, έχω! Βγήκα για φαγητό με την Έμμα
Emma has bedbugs.
και η Έμμα έχει κοριούς.
So now I have an infestation ALL over my body!
Οπότε τώρα έχουν καταλάβει ΌΛΟ μου το σώμα!
G: Did you have lunch in Emma's bed?
Φάγατε στο κρεβάτι της Έμμα;
A: No!
Όχι!
G: Great, then you don't have bedbugs.
Τέλεια, τότε δεν έχεις κοριούς.
A: It's fine, I'll burn all my clothes and
Δεν υπάρχει πρόβλημα, θα κάψω όλα μου τα ρούχα
find us a new apartment after we get to the
και θα μας βρω καινούριο διαμέρισμα αφού
bottom of your dysfunctional family. Now I
λύσουμε τα οικογενειακά σου. Τώρα
think that you should write back;
νομίζω ότι πρέπει να απαντήσεις
"It really hurts my feelings-"
"Με πληγώνει πολύ το ότι-"
BEDBUG!
ΚΟΡΙΌΣ!
G: That's a birthmark.
Αυτό είναι σημάδι εκ γενετής.
A: Are you sure? It looks like a bedbug
Σίγουρα; Μοιάζει με κοριό που
burrowed under my skin and laid 1,000 eggs.
φώλιασε στο δέρμα μου και γενοβόλησε 1000 αυγά.
G: Have you even googled bedbugs?
Έχεις έστω γκουγκλάρει τους κοριούς;
A: No way, I'm too afraid.
Με τίποτα, φοβάμαι πολύ.
WHAT about family therapy?
Τι θα λεγες για οικογενειακές συνεδρίες;
G: Well, they live in Florida so it's kind of-
Μένουμε στη Φλόριντα οπότε θα ήταν κάπως-
A: Oh MY GOD! They're all over my body!
ΘΕΈ ΜΟΥ! Είναι σε όλο μου το κορμί!
They're eating me alive...
Με τρώνε ζωντανή!
<i>Outro-ish Music</i> (Before scene after comes)
(τραγούδι τίτλων)
G: You're right I should just write down everything
Έχεις δίκιο. Πρέπει απλά να γράψω όλα όσα
I'm feeling and put it in an email.
νιώθω και να τα στείλω με μέιλ.
A: This is such a good step for you.
Θα ήταν πολύ καλό για σένα.
G: Full body scan complete! NO sign of bedbugs.
Σωματικός έλεγχος, τσεκ! Κανένας κοριός.
A: Oh, great! We'll just do this a couple
Τέλεια! θα το ξανακάνουμε μια δυο
more times over the next week and then we'll be
φορές μες στη βδομάδα και μετά
in the clear!
είμαστε καθαροί!
G: Is it hard to believe this is my
Είναι πολύ απίστευτο ότι αυτή είναι
healthiest relationship?
η πιο υγιής μου σχέση;
A: I think Sugar gave me AIDs.
Νομίζω ότι ο Σούγκαρ με κόλλησε AIDs.
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