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Vietnamese UC_tnfUnq_ARMe-Ch4pksyag

Chinese (Taiwan) 鍾易修 Chung, Yi-Hsiu

Chinese (China) Emma C

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You know that you have a really big pimple when you're like out of focus and you can still see it.

失焦竟然还能看到那个大痘痘好恶心

Gross. Hey guys! Sorry I haven't posted a video in the past couple weeks.

大家好抱歉好几个星期没更视频了

We were on such a good spree and then you know we were posting every single week for like a month and a half

我们本来非常在状态的一个半月内几乎每周都更了

And then I um did what I always do

然后我又变回老样子被我毁掉了

and I ruined it because I wrote something that I knew was gonna take a long time to make

因为我写了我知道要花好久拍摄的东西

It's been about three weeks and It's getting pretty close, but it's still not done

已经大概三周了快完成了

Hopefully it'll be worth all that time probably not and I don't want to spoil it or I don't want to give away too much

希望值得这么久的等待也许不值得我不想剧透

But just to get you guys excited

但为了让你们小激动一下

And because I made you guys wait so long here is a tiny preview of what's to come next week

因为让你们等了这么久这是一个小小的预告

Pretty exciting right? Fine! I'll give you guys a real preview at the end of the video.

是不是挺激动的好吧视频结尾会给你们看真正的预告

But we'll get to that later.

但稍后再说回到这个视频

Back to this video! As most of you probably already know I tend to make a lot of puns. I know I know most people don't like puns

你们大部分人应该都知道我喜欢玩双关梗我知道大部分人不喜欢双关

They say it's like the easiest joke to make and it's the lowest form of comedy and honestly sometimes

他们觉得这是最简单的段子是喜剧的低级形式

I feel like I don't even have a choice. I didn't train myself this way. I've always been like this seriously

但是说实话有时候我感觉我没的选我不是故意的我一直是这样

I can't help it like literally

我真的无法控制自己

See, like this is a perfect example of a bad one, because that's not even a good pun for "literally". It's not even lit. Oh.

看这就是一个烂双关的完美例子因为这根本不是「literally」的一个好双关它根本就没亮(lit)

Guess it just needed to be lit orally.

原来是要声控(lit orally)

That's the face you were just making right? Yeah, I, I get that a lot, but hey—it could have been worse, you know.

这就是你们现在的表情吧我总是看到这样的表情

At least, I'm not one of those people who makes puns out of the word "pun."

但可能会更糟呢你知道我至少不是那种在「pun」这个词上造双关的人

I mean those by far are the least funny puns... Funny ones! Punny fun—what‽

那些是最不搞笑的双关…funny ones…punny fun…

Hate when that happens. [Frustrated sigh]

最讨厌这种情况

That's the other face that I get a lot,

这是另一个我经常得到的回应

but in all seriousness, guys, I'm not even joking when I say I can't help but think of puns.

但说真的我说我控制不住自己不是在开玩笑

I think of a lot of people are very similar to me like think we can't help it it.

我想很多人也有同感我们控制不住自己

Just, it just happens

就这样自发的

And that's not a good thing! It gets very

而这不是什么好事这真的很让自己分心

distracting, actually. Like, I'll be talking to someone and they'll say something that triggers me to think about a pun of what they just said

我和别人说话的时候他们说一些会引发我试图想出双关梗的话

and then I don't hear what they said because I was trying to think of the pun and a lot of people like to call

然后根本不听他们在说什么因为我在想双关梗

it "ADD" or "attention deficit disorder,"

很多人把这叫做ADD或者注意力缺陷障碍

but I think that is inaccurate because it's not a lack of attention—us so-called "ADD" or "ADHD" people—

但我觉得这是不准确的因为这不是缺乏注意力或者说所谓的ADD或者ADHD

we are paying attention, but to everything! That's all it is—I'm paying attention to everything, specifically to puns

我们的注意力很集中但集中在所有事物上就是这样我注意力集中在所有事物上尤其是双关

We're just People Paying Attention to Puns. PPAP. ["PPAP" music plays]

我们只是异常关注双关的人 PPAP

Yep, I think that's the only thing that's more upsetting than a bad pun—old, overused memes that aren't relevant anymore

没错我觉得这是唯一比双关梗更讨人厌的事那些烂大街的老梗

This video's like a test to see how long you can endure horrible things that are being done to you. Pretty sure half the people clicked away by now, but

这个视频已经变成你们能忍受多久糟糕事物的测验了很确定一半的人已经关掉这个视频了

for those of you that are still here, I thought of a fun little challenge that, well, to me,

但你们这些还在看的人我觉得这是一个很有趣的小挑战

It's fun because I like puns. Sure, call me immature—

应该说对我而言很搞笑因为我喜欢双关

I don't care what people say. I personally still believe that puns...

说我幼稚好了我才不care别人怎么说我个人还是觉得双关…

Are comic coal.

超搞笑 comic coal - comical

I mean obviously I don't love olive them, some are butter than others.

当然不是所有双关我都喜欢有些双关更搞笑比如说

I mean for example, to me, I find Liza Koshy to be...well...

我个人觉得Liza Koshi有点

Is that Hillary Clinton?

-那是希拉里·克林顿吗 -对

Yep. Why did you photoshop Liza's face on her butt?

你为什么把Liza的脸P在她屁股上

'Cause I think she's Hillary ass.

因为我觉得她很搞笑 Hillary Ass - hilarious

I. Hate—— ["PPAP" music plays again]

We are never gonna get to the actual challenge, unless... that challenge has already begun...

我们永远都开始不了真实的挑战除非说这个挑战已经开始了

No, it hasn't. The challenge is as simple as the name sounds: the pun challenge.

不还没有挑战就是这个视频的标题双关挑战

It's all about making puns. The twist is that instead of just hand picking easy convenient words to make your puns work

就是玩双关梗难度在于你不能自行选择简单方便的词

You have to use a random word generator and try your best to make any of those work in any way possible.

你需要随机词语生成器然后用随机词语玩双关

And I know that sounds really simple and easy, but trust me—you can make this as difficult

我知道听起来很简单容易但相信我

or as easy as you want it to be

你也可以把这变得很困难或者很简单

[light string music plays]

随机词语生成器双关挑战

So this is the random word generator, which if all you have to do is Google "random word generator"

这就是随机词语生成器你只要谷歌「随机词语产生器」就好

and one of them will pop up—there's like a bunch of 'em. Right now,

就能看到了会出现一堆结果

it's set to one word, so it'll make one word at a time,

然后设置成一个单词然后它一次会出现一个单词

but you can change that if you want to make it more difficult for yourself. Like I just said, it's as easy or difficult as you want to make it. [more light string music plays]

但如果想提高难度的话你可以更改设置就像我说的简单还是困难由你自己设置

[mouse click] [light string music continues] What does the uh...wheelchair superhero do to get places?

坐着轮椅的超级英雄怎样去他想去的地方

Why do you think Derek doesn't put on sunscreen in the sun?

用滚的为什么Derrick在阳光下不涂防晒霜

这就是他的风格而且…

[laughter] [hand slams against table] [cool beat plays with unintelligible conversation in the background] [background laughter]

（之前在户外拍摄）

[mouse click] [light string music plays]

嗷我的膝盖

I knew that was coming, dude- You didn't even know, you went "OOH!"

我就知道你要这样

Give me a note, like a...[note] [Note intensifies]

给我一个声调

和声漂亮我讨厌我们

Aw, he's laughing...

(You know what) this uh...lens cap kinda looks like?

这个镜头盖看起来像什么

[Laughter] [light string music plays]

锐滋花生牛奶巧克力杯

[mouse click] [light string music continues] What do lights and camera set up for?

把摄像头和灯光设置好要干什么

什么为了开拍

Hey, that's a lot of... [laughter] [light string music plays]

[mouse click] [light string music continues] What major are graffiti artists really good at?

涂鸦艺术家擅长什么专业

How do you make a...old lonely woman happier?

马克笔涂写怎样让一个孤独的老奶奶开心起来

Like..."morgue"??

更多小猫太平间？太平间小猫

What is a priest with a lot of saliva's favorite pastime?

分泌很多唾液的牧师闲暇时间最喜欢做什么

So descriptive.

嘶嘶…祷告

[metallic bang]

好像扭伤了

I think it's...

换成两个词？

- Move on to two words? - Yep.

Why does... I don't know.

他为什么要爬那座楼

"The belt ting?" Why does...

他为什么要爬那座楼

Should we call it the bad pun challenge instead? Because that's what these are.

要不要改成烂双关挑战我们这些双关好烂

I mean, it was... had to

对Sean来说更搞笑那个可怜的人得交罚款

...but I...only

而我只需要交几分钱

火车经过的时候会发出啾啾的声音

You're just doing it just for Hawaiian people? That nobody else is gonna get?

我们可以用夏威夷人的方式说然后没人能听懂

Yup. Don't act like...

别像个混蛋一样

Brah. Or you can get

小心我抽你

I think we should go to the skit already...

还是用短片的方式好了

So, what do you think about my new place?

你觉得我的新家怎样

I don't know, it's kind of... [Piano Chord]

我不造椅子太多了吧

真的很不错诶

That's actually really good. Thanks, man. I mean I have...

my whole life, so... [Noise]

我这个音乐家可不是吹的

You alright, man?

No, I have a problem.

我染上瘾了

To...kitchenware?

厨房用具？

Doesn't matter if it's a...

不是铬合金无所谓罐头还是碗

我是个铬合金瘾君子

Man, I'm getting chubby. I'm getting like a double chin,

我变胖了我都有双下巴了

And when I lean back, it turns into a quadruple chin, like...

我这样往后靠都有四层下巴了

What? No, that's like one and a half, tops. Now that? You see that over there?

不你这顶多一个半你看看那边那才是四层下巴

Are you drinking tea with a straw?

你用吸管喝茶？

Yeah? It's a...

是啊这是吸管茶饮料

Hey, did you know that humans breathe in oxygen and it turns into carbon monoxide so it turns into carbon dioxide

你知道人类吸入的氧气会变成一氧化碳吗不是是变成二氧化碳

yes, sometimes it does I

只是有的时候

Cannot believe lit everyone's just gonna like my photo no one's gonna comment

我简直不敢相信大家只是给我的照片点赞没有一个人评论

For real and all over the furniture damn, bro. You skipping leg day again. You know me, man

你认真的？家具上也到处都是天哪哥们你又不练腿？你懂我的我全是手

You know son two things you want to always look for in a girl number one

知道吗儿子找女朋友一定要注意两点

Her fragrance and number two the white ship puts carrots up her nose

第一她的香水第二她往鼻子里放胡萝卜的方式

什么他是对的儿子

You're probably not the best examples, but um you guys get the point and like most challenges

也许不是最佳的例子但你们懂就好

I'm supposed to call out a bunch of people to do this

就像大多挑战一样我本来是要点名一堆人来参与的

But I actually thought it'd be better to ask you guys

但我觉得问你们更好

I tweeted it out and said who are some of the best people when making puns, and these are the common names that popped up

我发了推问你们觉得谁的双关梗用得最好然后这些人的名字出现了

But like I said everyone's invited not just big youtubers. I just want to see more puns

但就像我说的每个人都被邀请了不只是大的youtuber 我只是想看更多双关而已

It's a dying art, and I want to bring it back

这是个濒死的艺术了我想把它带回来

And it's easy to do you don't have to make it into a skit like oh I did

而且非常简单没有必要想我一样拍成搞笑短片

There's no rules just have fun with it and that's what this challenge is really all about

没有规则只是享受乐趣而已这就是这个挑战的内容

celebrating puns and getting rid of the negative stigma around them because like I'm

庆祝双关一雪前耻

And earlier some people we can't help if PPAP is a real serious disorder that I made up it affects everyone in

就像我之前说的有些人就是控制不住自己 PPAP是个我编的真实存在严重的疾病它影响到世界上的每一个人

The world that's the real reason why we're all here not just to bring BiPAP awareness

这才是我们的真实目的不只是引起大家对PPAP的关注

But to finally bring an end to punch Amy just because most people happen to hate puns doesn't mean that you need to accompany them

而是要彻底终止双关羞辱就因为正巧大部分人讨厌双关梗不意味着你要加入他们

In punishing those who make them beep understanding have an open mind

惩罚那些喜欢玩双关梗的人做一个善解人意的人保持一个开放的心态

Don't be late to the movement be punctual every single part of you can make a difference

不要太迟加入这场运动一定要准时到达你们每一个人都能发挥作用

It doesn't matter where you are whether you're famous like Stefan curry on elevate Cruz Kim Kardashian

你是谁无关紧要无论你像Stephen Curry, Penelope Cruz

Lil pun or just a normal person riding in your average suburban being driven by a man in a turban to the local 7-eleven

Kim Kardashian, Lil Pump一样有名还是只是坐在一个裹着头巾的男人开着的雪佛兰车上去当地7-11的普通人

Every pun is encouraged to join the fight to end this epidemic Once and for all because we all know it's better to fight with word puns and web pounce and that all depends

我们鼓励你们使用每个双关一劳永逸终止这场传染病因为我们都知道用武器战斗不如用双关战斗而这一切都取决于你还有我

this message is brought to you and paid for by the Hillary-ASS Foundation. I'm pretty sure everyone's gone by now

此内容由Hillary-Ass基金会提供

I promise you guys

肯定没有人看到这里

I was gonna play you a preview to the big video that we're working on right now, so I will do that right no

我向你们保证了要给你们看下个大制作视频的预告那就现在放吧

It was crazy right anyway

是不是很疯狂

thank you guys so much for making it this far into the video be sure to go and tweet and

谢谢你们看到这里

Comment and go harass the person that you want to see try this challenge now

一定要去发推留言骚扰那些你们想看做这个挑战的人

So they have no choice, and so that they're forced to do it

这就他们就没得选择必须参与了

I can make sure you guys come back next week for that crazy video

我保证你们下周能看到那个超级棒的视频

I just played I promise you guys and you know I don't promise things off in here

我向你们保证我不经常保证什么

But I promise you guys this next video is gonna be real

但我保证下个视频会非常

It's just gonna be a real letdown

看来会让你们失望 let down - lit down 抱歉…还在制作特效想象一下这里有个正在建造的很酷的堡垒是不是很酷？

堡垒之夜堡垒之夜大电影堡垒之夜大电影（正式伪预告）是的我们给预告片做了一个预告片…

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