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- ¡Bah! Hola, chicos. En este video quería hablarles
- Hey guys, so I wanted to talk to you in this video
acerca de adicción/personalidades adictivas.
about addiction slash addictive personality.
Bien, toda mi vida he tenido una personalidad adictiva,
Now, I've had an addictive personality my whole life,
y con eso no me refiero exactamente
and what I mean by that is not so much that
a que la gente es adicta a mi personalidad,
people are addicted to my personality,
sino a que me vuelvo adicto fácilmente a otras cosas.
but that I'm easily addicted to other things.
¿Como a las drogas?
Like meth.
No, pero a lo que me refiero
No, but what I mean by that is,
es a que cuando empiezo algo, me absorbe por completo.
when I start something, I get really engrossed by it.
Así que acoté las cinco principales cosas
So I've sorta narrowed it down to the five main things
a las que siento que he sido adicto en toda mi vida.
that I feel like I'm addicted to in my life.
La primera es mi teléfono.
The first one would be my phone.
Apuesto que hay algunos de ustedes
I'm betting there's a few of you
que se sienten identificados.
out there that can relate to that.
Casi siempre tengo que tener mi teléfono conmigo
I pretty much always have to have my phone with me,
y he notado que siempre estoy descargando aplicaciones
and I find that I'm always either downloading apps
o escribiéndoles tweets a ustedes, chicos,
or tweeting you guys or going on Facebook
o entrando a Facebook y respondiendo sus preguntas y cosas así.
and answering your questions and things like that.
La segunda cosa a la que soy adicto es la Internet.
The second thing that I'm addicted to would be the Internet.
Bien, soy demasiado adicto a la Internet
Now, I'm like, extra-addicted to the Internet,
porque cancelé mi suscripción de televisión por cable
because I canceled my cable subscription a long time ago,
hace mucho tiempo, por lo que veo todo en línea,
so I stream all of my content online,
ya sea Netflix o los videos de toda la gente
whether it's Netflix or watching all of the people
a la que me suscribo en YouTube.
that I subscribe to on YouTube.
La tercera cosa es la cafeína.
The third thing would be caffeine.
(risa maniática)
(laughing creepily)
Básicamente, me tomo una bebida Monster Energy a diario,
I basically have one Monster energy drink a day,
a veces un Red Bull,
occasionally a Red Bull,
y también me tomo un café durante el día; eso es muy malo.
and I'll also have a coffee throughout the day.
La cuarta cosa son los videojuegos.
That's really bad.
Desde que era pequeño, nunca he sido capaz
The fourth thing is video games. Ever since I was young,
de jugar un videojuego como una persona normal.
I've never been able to just play a video game
Tengo que destruir el juego.
like a regular person. I have to destroy the game.
Tengo que lograr todas las metas secretas y ocultas,
I have to get all of the secret, hidden achievements.
tengo que agarrar todos los poderes,
I have to get all the power-ups.
tengo que conseguir todas esas cosas.
I have to get all that stuff.
Es por eso que es muy importante
That's why it's like, super important that I don't
que yo no juegue videojuegos como Diablo 3,
play games like Diablo 3, because I played
porque jugué Diablo 2 en la secundaria
Diablo 2 in High School, and I was like,
y me volví demasiado adicto a él.
super-addicted to it.
Y la quinta cosa que encuentro
And the fifth thing that I find that I'm
a la que soy adicto es YouTube.
addicted to would be YouTube.
He mejorado mucho en ese sentido últimamente.
Now, I've sort of worked on this a lot lately.
Solía ser mucho más adicto a YouTube,
I used to be a lot more addicted to YouTube,
pero recientemente he aprendido un poco a relajarme.
but recently I've sort of learned to relax.
Sí leo sus comentarios y esas cosas,
I do read your comments and things like that,
pero no lo hago tanto como solía hacerlo antes.
but I don't go on it as much as I used to back in the day.
Pero el verdadero motivo por el que hice este video
But the real reason for this video is because,
es porque el otro día estaba viendo televisión
the other day, I was watching a little TV,
y vi un programa llamado "Mi Extraña Obsesión".
and I saw a show called My Strange Addiction.
Bien, si alguna vez han visto este programa,
Now, if you've ever seen this show,
saben lo (censurado) que algunas personas están.
you know how f(beep)ed up some of these people are.
Algunas de las que aparecen en ese programa
Some of the people on that show
literalmente hacen que te preguntes: "Que qué?".
literally just make you go like, what, what.
Pero el programa solo abarca a unas pocas personas
But the show only covered a few people
y sus extrañas adicciones,
and their strange addictions, so it made me wonder
lo que me hizo preguntarme cuáles otras adicciones extrañas podría haber por ahí.
what other weird addictions might be out there.
Así que googleé "adicciones extrañas" y (risas)
So, I Googled strange addictions and, (laughs)
tomaría mucho tiempo hablarles
the amount that I found would take too long
en este video de la cantidad que encontré,
to tell you about in one video, so I broke it down
así que seleccioné las que creí que eran las 10 más extrañas.
into what I feel is the strangest 10.
La primera es la adicción a broncearse.
The first one would be the addiction to tanning.
No tengo problemas con el bronceado,
Now, I don't have a problem with tanning,
pero algunas de las imágenes que veo de personas
but some of the pictures that I see of people,
y algunas de las personas que veo en la vida real,
and some of the people that I see in real life,
es como que, cuando las ves,
it just, you look at them and it looks like
pareciera que se hubiesen revolcado en una bolsa de Doritos.
they rolled around in a bag of Doritos.
La siguiente es la adicción a la cirugía plástica.
The next one is the addiction to plastic surgery.
Algunas de las personas que vi en la Internet
Some of the people that I saw online
te hacen creer que modificaron sus fotos con Photoshop.
just make you think that their pictures are Photoshopped,
Y entonces encontré videos de esta gente
and then I found videos of these people
y me di cuenta de que no usaron Photoshop.
and I realized that they're not Photoshopped.
De verdad no lo entiendo, es decir,
I don't really get that.
si te arreglas una o dos cosas,
Like, fixing one or two things about yourself,
no hay nada de malo con eso,
there's nothing wrong with that, but,
pero si llegas al punto en el que tienes más plástico
if you get to the point where you have more plastic
en tu cuerpo que una muñeca Barbie,
in your body than a barbie doll,
probablemente deberías calmarte.
you should probably chill out.
La tercera es la adicción a los funerales.
The third one was the addiction to funerals.
Ni siquiera sabía que esta existía antes de buscar.
Now, I didn't even know this existed before I Googled it.
Hablando de esto, también encontré a una mujer
On a related note, I also found a woman
que se come las cenizas de su esposo muerto a diario.
that eats her dead husband's ashes every day.
No decía cómo se las comía.
It didn't say how she eats them.
No sé si las mezclaba con su té,
I don't know if, like, she mixes them into a tea, maybe,
tal vez, y tomaba un ¿té de esposo?
and has, like, a husband tea.
La cuarta es la adicción a ser un bebé adulto.
The fourth one was being addicted to being an adult baby.
Si alguna vez han visto un programa de entrevistas matutino,
If you've ever seen a morning talk show,
como Maury Povich o alguno de esos programas de porquería,
like Maury Povich, or any of those crappy shows,
probablemente han visto a alguien así anteriormente.
you've probably seen somebody like this before.
Es exactamente como suena,
It's exactly what it sounds like.
es un adulto que se disfraza de bebé
It's an adult that dresses up as a baby
y tiene a gente cuidándolo las 24/7.
and has people care for them 24/7.
Y más o menos lo entiendo,
And I kinda get that, because I wouldn't mind
porque no me importaría que alguien me alimentara,
someone feeding me, clothing me,
me vistiera y me limpiara luego de hacer pupú.
and cleaning up after my poo-poo.
La quinta es comer vidrio, rocas y tierra.
The fifth one is eating glass, rocks, and dirt.
De hecho, existen personas
There's actually people out there
que comen rocas enteras a diario.
that will eat full rocks every day.
Existen muchísimas cosas sabrosas.
There's so many tasty things out there!
¿Por qué esta gente come eso?
Why would these eat people that stuff?
Desearía ver a estas personas
I wish I could just see these people and be like,
y decirles: "¿Por qué no comes un plato de Captain Crunch?".
"Why don't you try a bowl of Captain Crunch?"
La sexta es comer cigarrillos y ceniza de cigarrillo.
The sixth one is eating cigarettes slash cigarette ashes.
Como si fumar no fuese un hábito lo bastante desagradable,
As if smoking wasn't a dirty enough habit,
imaginen comerse el cigarrillo como tal. (arcadas)
imagine eating the actual cigarette. (gag)
Aunque eso podría crear una situación chistosa,
Although, that might make for a funny social situation,
como acercarse a alguien y preguntarle:
like, going up to a person, "Hey, you gotta cigarette?"
"Oye, ¿tienes un cigarrillo?".
(eating excitedly)
(comiendo ruidosamente) La número siete es comer pintura de uñas.
Number seven is eating nail polish.
Existen personas que compran
There are people out there that actually buy
esos frasquitos de pintura de uñas
those little nail polish containers
y se los toman como tragos de alcohol.
and shoot them back like shots.
Aparentemente, hay una combinación de químicos
Apparently, there's a really addictive combination
muy adictiva en la pintura de uñas.
of chemicals that are in nail polish.
Estoy intentando no vomitar al decir esto
I'm trying not to yak saying this, 'cause it's gross,
porque es repugnante.
but I'm wondering how someone
Pero me pregunto cómo alguien se vuelve adicto a eso en primer lugar.
gets addicted to that in the first place.
Es decir, estaba una chica pintándose las uñas,
Like, was a girl, like, painting her nails
una pequeña gota cayó en su boca
and a little drop went in her mouth and she was like,
y dijo: "¡Oh! ¡Qué delicioso!".
"Oh, that was delicious!" (gulping)
La número ocho es comerse los cojines del sofá.
Number eight is eating couch cushions.
(comiendo ruidosamente)
(eating excitedly)
Especialmente el relleno.
Specifically, the stuffing.
Las personas que encontré en la Internet
The people that I found online were actually addicted
en realidad eran adictas al relleno
to the stuffing in the couch cushions,
de los cojines del sofá, no al cojín en sí.
not the actual cushions themselves.
Pero yo no lo encuentro tanto como una adicción extraña.
But my thought isn't so much that it's a weird addiction as,
¿No sería más bien una adicción costosa?
wouldn't that be an expensive addiction?
Me imagino a un sujeto deambulando
I sort of picture this guy wandering around Ikea,
por Ikea, probando la mercancía mientras camina.
having little samples as he goes along.
La número nueve es la de un sujeto
Number nine is a guy that was
que era íntimamente adicto a su auto.
intimately addicted to his car.
Este chico trata a su auto como si fuera su novia.
This guy treats his car like it's his girlfriend.
Este sujeto duerme en su auto,
This guy sleeps in his car,
pule su auto todos los días.
he polishes his car every single day.
Me pregunto a cuál se lo meten por el tubo de escape.
I wonder which one of them takes it up the tail pipe.
Y finalmente, la número 10 es una chica que bebe gasolina.
And finally, number 10 was a girl that drinks gasoline.
De hecho, esta chica esconde gasolina
This girl actually hides gasoline all over the house
por toda la casa y toma un trago todos los días.
and takes shots of it every single day.
La gasolina es extremadamente tóxica,
And gasoline is extremely poisonous,
así que supongo que tiene muchos problemas médicos también.
so I guess she has all these medical issues too?
Me pregunto si cuando está echándole gasolina a su auto,
I wonder if, when she's filling up her car,
dice: "Un poco para ti, un poco para mí".
she's like, "One for you, one for me!"
Bueno, sí, solo quería compartir
So yeah, I just wanted to share those with you guys,
esto con ustedes, amigos, porque si tienen una personalidad adictiva como yo,
because if you have an addictive personality like me,
espero que después de ver este video
hopefully, after watching this video,
no se sientan tan mal con ustedes mismos.
you won't feel so bad about yourself.
En fin, eso es todo por ahora.
Anyways, that's all for this time
Los veré en el próximo video.
and I'll see you guys next video.
Paz.
Peace.
(gruñidos) (comiendo ruidosamente)
(eating excitedly)
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