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- [Dad] What's happening?

- [Chris] Que esta pasando?

- [Kids Together] Mommy's havin' a baby!

- [Juntos] Mami esta teniendo un bebe!

(laughing) (clapping)

(risas) (aplausos)

(high energy classical music)

(música clásica energética)

- Good morning, everyone!

- Buenos días a todos!

Today, it is raining outside

Hoy, esta llovioso afuera

and we were supposed to go to church

y se suponía que iríamos a la iglesia

but Jessica slept in a lot;

pero Jessica durmió mas de la cuenta;

like she was up and ready to go to church

ella estaba despierta y lista para ir a la iglesia

and then, she lied back down for a second,

y después, se acostó por un segundo,

she fell fast asleep and I'm just gonna let her sleep

se durmió mucho y yo solo la voy a dejar dormir

because she's gonna have a baby soon

porque ella va a tener un bebe pronto

and that takes a lot o' energy so

y eso toma mucha energía por eso

she's sleeping right now.

esta durmiendo en este momento.

The kids and I decided that since

Los niños y yo decidimos que dado que

we plan on moving sometime soon,

planeamos mudarnos pronto,

we're not sure when or where yet but,

no estamos seguros todavía cuando ni donde pero,

at some point we're gonna move;

en algún punto nos vamos a mudar;

we decided to go through our board games

decidimos revisar todos nuestros juegos de mesa

'cause we have a very extensive board game selection.

porque tenemos una extensiva selección de juegos de mesa.

(ukulele playing) Oh what's goin' on over here?

(suena ukulele) Oh, que esta pasando por aquí?

You puttin' on a little show?

Estas haciendo un pequeño espectáculo?

(ukulele playing) - Uh-huh.

(suena ukulele) - Uh-huh.

(singing) I can't do it!

(canta) No puedo hacerlo!

- Anyway, so what the kids and I are doing

- De cualquier manera, lo que los niños y yo estamos haciendo

is we're going through our board games

es revisando todos nuestros juegos de mesa

and there are a lot of board games that we

y son muchos juegos de mesa que

have that we purchased, we heard were good,

tenemos que compramos, escuchamos que eran buenos,

or we got in special game boxes

o obtuvimos en cajas de juegos especiales

that we've never played,

que nunca hemos jugado.

we haven't even opened them, we haven't had time.

ni siquiera los hemos abierto, no hemos tenido tiempo.

So what we're doing, is we're opening up games

Así que lo estamos haciendo es, estamos abriendo juegos

that we haven't played before

que no hemos jugado antes

and seeing if we like them

y viendo si nos gustan

and if we like them then we'll keep them;

y si nos gustan entonces no los quedamos;

and if we don't like them, we'll donate them.

y si no nos gustan, los donamos.

They're brand new games,

Son juegos recién abiertos,

so someone'll be super happy with 'em;

así que alguien va a estar super feliz con ellos.

just some games aren't our style, so.

Eso solo que algunos juegos no son nuestro estilo.

We just played this one, called Libertalia,

Acabamos de jugar este, llamado Libertalia,

which was a pirate game. - [Bailey] I loved it!

que era un juego de piratas. - [Bailey] Lo ame!

- You loved it?

I loved it, too. I thought it was fantastic.

Yo también lo ame. Pense que era fantástico.

So, this game we're gonna keep.

Entonces, este juego lo vamos a dejar.

And now we're gonna play a game called 1901,

Y ahora vamos a jugar uno llamado 1901,

which we've never played before.

que nunca hemos jugado antes.

We're just havin' a good time,

Solo estamos teniendo un buen rato,

we're havin', like, a chill family morning.

estamos teniendo, como, una mañana relajada en familia.

Which is something, I think, we needed.

Que es algo, que yo creo, necesitábamos.

- The best part about it is if you'll turn on the fireplace.

- La mejor parte es si enciendes la chimenea.

- [Dad] You want me to turn on the fireplace?

- [Chris] Quieres que encienda la chimenea?

- [Kids Together] Yes!

- Yeah, it's raining outside,

- SI, esta lloviendo afuera,

we're playing board games, fireplace is gonna happen.

estamos jugado juegos de mesa, la chimenea va a pasar.

Jessica is awake now; you were sleeping like all morning.

Ahora Jessica esta despierta; estuviste durmiendo toda la mañana.

- That was the best sleep of any pregnancy I've ever had.

- Ese fue lo que mejor he dormido en cualquiera de mis embarazos.

I don't know how that happened.

No se como paso.

- [Dad] I think you're probably

- [Chris] Yo creo que problablemente

getting ready to have a baby.

te estés preparando para tener un bebe.

- I hope so! - I hope so, too!

- Eso es espero! - Eso espero, yo también!

I want, I want a baby! I wanna put him in there.

Yo quiero, quiero un bebe! Quiero ponerlo ahí.

And I wanna hold him, and I wanna feed him,

Y quiero alzarlo, y quiero alimentarlo,

and I wanna do, I wanna hold the baby!

y quiero hacer, quiero alzar al bebe!

I want the baby!

Quiero el bebe!

- So we don't really know what Bailey is feeling

- Así que en realidad no sabemos lo como Bailey se siente

about everything right now. (Jessica laughing)

sobre las cosas en este momento. (Jess se ríe)

- I think she's feeling what I'm feeling

- Yo creo que ella esta sintiendo lo que yo siento

and I'm trying to keep it cool.

y yo estoy tratando de mantenerme tranquila.

I am so happy right now because last week

Estoy feliz ahora porque la semana pasada

I thought I was probably never going to stop sweating,

pensé que probablemente nunca iba dejar de sudar,

it was so hot in California, and it rained,

estaba tan caliente en California, y llovió,

like, all morning while I was sleeping

casi, toda la mañana mientras dormia

and I was so cozy and I was, like,

y era tan cómodo y yo estaba, como,

listening to the rain while I was,

escuchando la lluvia mientras yo estaba

kind of like, in and out of sleep.

entre dormida y despierta.

And then, I got up and there was a roaring fire,

Y después me levanto y hay un fuego ardiendo,

which is basically all my dreams coming true.

lo que es básicamente todos mis sueños hechos realidad.

What a great week, I'm so glad that it's, like, cooled down.

Que gran semana, estoy feliz de que se haya enfriado.

It's cooled down to the point of California winter,

Se enfrió al punto de un invierno en California,

so very confusing we're having all the seasons right now,

así que es muy confuso tener todas las estaciones en este instante,

but I'm lovin' it.

pero lo estoy amando.

- The boys are playing hide n' seek.

- Los chicos están jugando a las escondidas.

I'm gonna see if I can find at least one of them.

Voy a ver si puedo encontrar al menos a uno de ellos.

Unless they're both hiding and thinking

A no ser que los dos se están escondiendo y pensando

the other one's coming for them.

que el otro busca por ellos.

I saw Parker, he was, like, going through

Vi a Parker, el estaba caminando por

the house like this. "One, two, three!"

la casa así 'Uno, dos, tres!"

That's not how you play.

Así no es como se juega.

Did you find him yet, Parker? - No.

Ya lo encontraste, Parker? - No.

- [Dad] No, you don't know where he is?

- [Chris] No, no sabes donde esta?

- No. I said, come out, come out, wherever you are.

- No. Yo dije "Sal, sal, donde quiera que estas"

And then he didn't. - [Dad] That didn't work?

Y el no lo hizo. - [Chris] Eso no funciono?

Well, the old "come out, come out,

Bueno, el antiguo "Sal, sal,

wherever you are usually works.

"donde quiera que estas" usualmente funciona.

Do you want me to help you? - [Parker] Uh-huh.

Quieres que te ayude? - [Parker] Uh-huh.

- [Dad] Where have you looked?

- [Chris] Donde has buscado?

- In Bailey's room, my room, Jacob's room.

- En la habitación de Bailey, mi habitación, la habitación de Jacob.

- [Dad] Is he under your bed?

- [Chris] Esta debajo de tu cama?

- I don't think so.

- [Dad] No? - No.

- [Chris] No? - No.

- [Dad] You looked inside your,

- [Chris] Revisaste dentro de tu,

did you look behind those things?

viste detrás de esas cosas?

Back there? - Yeah.

Allá atrás? - Si.

- [Dad] No? He's not in there?

- [Chris] No? No esta ahí?

- [Dad] Okay. Aha!

- [Chris] Esta bien. Aja!

Nope, not in there.

Nop, no esta ahí.

We've already checked this.

Ya revisamos esto.

But I got a feeling he's deep back in here.

Pero tengo un presentimiento que el este aquí al fondo.

I feel somethin'.

It's either a Jacob or a bald raccoon.

Es un Jacob o un mapache calvo.

It's a Jacob! There he is!

Es un Jacob! Aquí esta!

- I looked in the closet!

- Yo revise en mi armario!

I put my hand deep in there!

Puse mi cabeza profundo ahí!

(risas) - Y no lo pude encontrar.

- [Dad] You were pretty deep in there.

- Me escondí bien. - [Chris] Estabas muy profundo ahi.

Jacob, mommy is awake now.

Jacob, mami esta despierta ahora.

Which means we can teach her Libertalia.

Lo que significa que podemos enseñarle Libertalia.

Let's go teach her!

Vamos a enseñarle!

Jessica's back on her ball.

Jessica esta de nuevo en su bola.

- Everybody said that it works!

- Todo la gente dijo que funciona!

So now I'm like, "alright, it is on!"

Así que ahora estoy como, "Esta bien, vamos a hacerlo!"

- [Dad] We just played Libertalia,

- [Chris] Acabamos de jugar Libertalia,

that was your first time playing.

era tu primera vez jugando.

How'd you like it? - It was good. I won.

Que tanto te gusto? - Estaba bien. Yo gane.

- I don't know if you guys know this about Jessica

- Yo no se si ustedes saben esto sobre Jessica

and games but she wins every game that she plays.

y juegos pero ella gane cada juego que juega.

- I do not. - Yes she does.

- Yo no. - Ella si.

She played this game, she was like, "Oh, I don't

Jugo este juego, y estaba como, "Oh, yo no

"know how to play!"

"se como jugar!"

And then we played the first round,

Y después jugamos la primera ronda,

she was like, "Oh you guys didn't tell me

ella estaba como, "Oh ustedes no me dijeron

"all the rules, this isn't fair!"

"todas las reglas, esto es injusto!"

- They didn't! - And then, she's just like

- No lo hicieron! - Y luego ella estaba solo como,

but it doesn't matter because I'm so good

"Pero no importa porque soy tan buena

at playing games and seeing the strategy

"jugando juegos y viendo la estrategia

just intuitively that I'm just gonna rock this anyway.

"solo intuitivamente que solo voy a roquear esto de cualquier manera."

And she basically doubled the highest score

Y ella básicamente duplico el marcador mas alto

of the next player in line, which was me.

del siguiente jugador en la linea, que era yo.

Because I don't play easy on the kids,

Porque yo no juego fácil por los niños,

but Jessica super doesn't play it easy.

pero Jessica super no juega fácil.

- I'm two players, so of course I double.

- Yo soy dos jugadores, así que por supuesto duplico.

- [Dad] Man! All the time when

- [Chris] Dios! Todo el tiempo cuando

the youngest player is supposed to go first

el jugador mas joven se suponia que iba primero

you shoulda gone first 'cause you're a team

deberías haber empezado porque eres un equipo

with the youngest player. - I am. I'm a team.

con el jugador mas joven. - Lo soy. Soy un equipo.

- [Dad] Oh man! - That's another strategy

- [Chris] Oh Dios! - Esa es otra estrategia

I should've applied. - That's the strategy

que debería haber aplicado. - Esa es la estrategia

I applied earlier this morning

que yo aplique mas temprano

when I was learning the game 'cause

cuando estaba aprendiendo el juego porque

Parker was on my team,

Parker estaba en mi equipo,

so Parker and I were the youngest player.

así que Parker y yo eramos el jugador mas joven.

- I thought you were gonna say you told

- Pense que ibas a decir que le dijiste a

the kids you were pregnant! - Yes!

los niños que estabas embarazado! - Si!

I got new for you, kids! (laughing)

Tengo noticias para ustedes niños! (risas)

Daddy's pregnant.

Papi esta embarazado.

- That's how Ballingers win games.

- Así es como los Ballingers ganan juegos.

- That's how we win games and that's

- Así es como ganamos juegos y esa

the only reason we have all these kids!

es la única razón por la que tenemos todos estos niños!

(laughing) It's because we wanna be

(risa) Es porque queremos ser

the youngest player while we're playing the game.

el jugador mas joven mientras jugamos el juego.

- I just meant you lie to our children

- Yo solo quise decir que le mientes a nuestros hijos

and tell them you're pregnant.

y les dices que estas embarazado.

- That's another good technique.

- Esa es otra buena técnica.

Lot's of different techniques for playing games.

Muchas técnicas diferentes para jugar juegos.

None of which work, because I lost, so.

Ninguna de las cuales funciona, porque perdí, entonces.

Who came to visit you? - Grandpa Mark.

Quien vino a visitarte? - El abuelo Mark.

- [Dad] Grandpa Mark's here!

- [Chris] El abuelo Mark esta aquí!

And he's playing dodge ball with the kids.

Y esta jugando esquivado con los niños.

I think it's dodge ball.

Creo que es esquivado.

What? - Yeah it's dodge ball

Que? - Si es esquivado

but we're not throwing at him,

pero nosotros no le tiramos a el,

he's just throwing at us.

el solo nos tira a nosotros.

- [Chris] Uh oh.

(ball bouncing)

(bola rebotando)

- Now I gotcha! (laughing)

- Ahora te atrape! (risas)

- [Dad] Ah! He totally gotcha.

- [Chris] Ah! Totalmente atrapado.

Lemme show you something that my mom brought

Déjenme enseñarles algo que mi mama compro

for the kids last week.

para los niños la semana pasada.

It's these little guys;

Son estos pequeños chicos;

these are jumping beans.

estos son frijoles saltarines.

I had to move closer to the fireplace

Tuve que moverme mas cerca de la chimenea

because they move more when they're warm,

porque se mueven mas cuando están cálidos,

but I wanted you to see them jumping around.

pero quería que los vieran saltando alrededor.

(piano show tune playing)

(música de piano sonando)

Isn't that crazy?

There's like a little worm in there

Hay un gusanito ahi adentro

that's trying to get out and so it,

que esta tratando de salir de ahi asi que

like, jiggles the bean.

el mueve el frijol.

They're inside this little box,

Están dentro de esta pequeña caja,

and in the middle o' the night

y en medio de la noche

I walked through this room to get something,

camine por este cuarto para recoger algo,

like to go get some water or something,

para tener un poco de agua o algo,

and I hear something, like, rustling around;

y escucho algo, como, moviéndose alrededor;

or, like, chewing, or, like this weird ticking sound.

o, como, masticando, o como este sonido de tic-tac raro.

I don't know what it is;

Yo no se que es;

and it freaks me out every single time

y me asusta cada vez

and then I realize it's this little box of beans

y después me di cuenta de que es esta pequeña caja de frijoles

are doin' a little dance and scaring me.

haciendo un pequeño baile y asustándome.

So, thanks mom.

Así que, gracias mama.

- I just wanna say, do you not see the connection

- Solo quiero decir, no ves la coneccion

between me bouncing up and down

entre mi rebotar arriba y abajo

and a little worm trying to get out?

y el pequeño gusano tratando de salir?

- [Dad] Is that what mom was going for?

- [Chris] Eso es por lo que iba mama?

- I dunno. Probably. - I said that lil' baby

- No se. Probablemente. - Yo dije que el peque bebe

Duncan was like the little worm inside of

Duncan era como el gusanito dentro de

her tummy and he was, he's kicking,

su panza y el estaba, esta pateando,

and jumping and then he's gonna come out.

y saltando y después el va a salir.

- [Dad] Are those jumping beans yours?

- [Chris] Esos frijoles saltarines son tuyos?

Or they belong to everybody?

O le pertenecen a todo el mundo?

- They belong to everyone. - Everyone?

- Le pertenecen a todos. - Todos?

Bailey's been doing most o' the

Bailey ha estado haciendo la mayoría del

care-taking of the jumping beans.

cuidado de los frijoles saltarines.

- I've been taking the moths out.

- Le he estado quitando las palomillas.

- Oh, moths have been popping outta those?

- Oh, palomillas han estado saliendo de esos?

- [Jessica] How do you take them out?

- [Jess] Como las sacas?

- I don't take 'em out, I take 'em outside.

- Yo no las saco, solo los llevo afuera.

- [Jessica] You free them? - Mmhmm.

- [Jess] Las liberas? - Mmhmm.

- I'm hard to hug right now, huh?

- Soy difícil de abrazar ahora, huh?

So, people watched the video yesterday, Bailey,

La gente vio el vídeo de ayer Bailey,

and said that it looked like the baby did drop

y dicen que parece que el bebe si bajo

after I did my ball exercise.

después de que hice mis ejercicios con la bola.

- He did? - I know.

- Si bajo? - No lo se.

(laughing) - [Dad] How ya feeling?

(risas) - [Chris] Como te sientes?

- I don't know. - [Dad] You don't know?

- No lo se. - [Chris] No sabes?

- I'm not feeling good. - [Dad] Okay.

- No me estoy sintiendo bien. - [Chris] Okay.

- But I feel like that might be good.

- Pero siento que esto puede ser bueno.

I got off that exercise ball and I was like, "whoo!"

Me baje de esa bola de ejercicio y estaba como "whoo!"

And then we were getting ready to go to dinner

Y después estábamos alistando para ir a cenar

and I was like, "Okay, I'll get ready,

y yo estaba como, "Esta bien, me voy a preparar,

we're gonna go to dinner."

"vamos a ir a cenar."

And as I'm doing it, I'm like, "Hmmmmkay."

Y lo estaba haciendo, y estaba como, "Hmmmmmkay"

So, I don't know. It's a mystery.

Así que, no se. Es un misterio.

- [Dad] Well are we heading to the hospital or to dinner?

- [Chris] Bueno vamos para el hospital o a cenar?

(sighing) - It's, I don't wanna feel

(suspiro) - Es que, yo casi siento

like we should go to the hospital just to check

que deberíamos ir al hospital solo para chequear

but I don't know.

The drive to the hospital is like 20 minutes,

La manejada al hospital son como 20 minutos,

so I feel like we'll have 20 minutes to really

por lo que siento que tendremos 20 minutos para realmente

think it over. - [Dad] Okay, alright.

pensarlo. - [Chris] Bueno, esta bien.

- And then if we feel like we should just

- Y despues si sentimos que deberíamos solo

hang out and go to dinner we can do that.

salir e ir a cenar podemos hacer eso.

- I agree. (laughing)

- Yo concuerdo. (risas)

- [Jessica] Well what do you want?

- [Jess] Bueno, que quieres?

You wanna go to the hospital or do you wanna go to dinner?

Quieres ir al hospital o quieres ir a cenar?

- Hmm. Hospital.

- Hmm. Hospital.

- [Dad] What's happening?

- [Chris] Que esta pasando?

- [Kids Together] Mommy's gonna have a baby!

- [Niños] Mami va a tener un bebe.

- [Dad] Well, we don't know that for sure.

- [Chris] Bueno, no sabemos por seguro.

- Grandpa you need to come with us!

- Abuelo necesitas venir con nosotros!

Because she's having a baby!

Porque ella esta teniendo un bebe!

- Really? Who's having a baby?

- En serio? Quien esta teniendo un bebe?

- My mom! (laughing)

- Mi mama! (risas)

- Your mom? (kissing stomach)

- Tu mama? (beso de panza)

- Yummy! (kissing stomach)

- Yummy! (beso a la panza)

- You too! - My turn?

- Tu también! - Mi turno?

- [Parker] Which one's mine? (kissing stomach)

- [Parker] Cual es el mio? (beso a la panza)

- Just to be clear, Jessica said,

- Solo para estar claros, Jessica dijo,

"Ah, I don't feel so good,"

"Ah, no me siento tan bien."

and Bailey went, "she's having the baby!"

y Bailey dijo, "Esta teniendo el bebe!'

And so, now, all the kids are excited

Y entonces, ahora, todos los niños están emocionados

about her having the baby.

por tener el bebe.

We don't know if we're having the baby yet.

No sabemos si estamos teniendo el bebe.

But maybe. (cheering)

Pero tal vez. (celebración)

- She's gonna have the baby!

- Va a tener el bebe!

- She's gonna have the baby!

- Va a tener el bebe!

- This is not the first time the kids

- Esta no es la primera vez que los niños

have jumped up and down screaming

han saltado de arriba a abajo gritando

"she's gonna have the baby."

"Va a tener al bebe."

Last time, I think it was in a public place.

La ultima vez, creo que fue en un lugar publico.

- It was. - [Dad] It was.

- Así fue. - [Chris] Así fue.

So, let's, we'll see.

Así que, veamos, veremos.

We'll see what happens.

Veremos lo que pasa.

What do ya got back there, Parker?

Que tienes ahí, Parker?

- A baby doll. - [Dad] A baby doll?

- Una muñeca bebe. - [Chris] Una muñeca bebe?

- Para practicar.

- [Bailey] I decided I would teach

- [Bailey] Decidí que le iba a enseñar

him how to hold the baby and stuff.

como sostener al bebe y cosas.

- [Dad] Are you supporting the baby's head?

- [Chris] Estas sostenido la cabeza del bebe?

- Mmhmm. - [Dad] Good.

- Mmhmm. - [Chris] Bueno.

- Look it! - [Dad] That's good practice!

- Mira! - [Chris] Eso es buena practica!

Oh, look, there's another one!

Oh, mira, ahí hay otra!

- [Grandpa] Practicers.

- [Abuelo] Practicantes.

- [Dad] You guys are gettin' ready.

- [Chris] Ustedes se están preparando.

- Bailey, Bailey, can I please have the blue one

- Bailey, Bailey, puedo por favor tener la azul

and you have the pink one?

y tu puedes tener la rosada?

- Hold on, I need a turn with this one.

- Espera un momento, necesito un turno con esta.

- Thank you. I have this one for holding.

- Gracias, tengo esta para alzar.

- [Dad] Okay, so, when we pass the baby

- [Chris] Esta bien, cuando nos pasemos al bebe

back and forth in real life, (laughing)

de uno a otro en la vida real, (risas)

we're gonna use a slightly different technique.

vamos a usar una técnica un tanto diferente.

- Yep, I know that. - [Dad] Okay.

- Sip, yo se eso. - [Chris] Esta bien.

- [Grandpa] Not gonna grab 'em by the ankles.

- [Abuelo] No los vamos a agarrar por los tobillos.

- Okay, let's try again, Parker.

- Esta bien, volvamos a tratar, Parker.

- [Dad] Well, you wouldn't do it

- [Chris] Bueno, no lo harían

while you're buckled up in a chair.

mientras están abrochados en una silla.

Do we have all our people?

Tenemos toda nuestra gente?

How you doing, Jess? - I'm feeling yucky.

Como estas, Jess? - Me siento asquerosa.

- [Dad] Grandpa Mark's gonna go in a different car.

- [Chris] El abuelo Mark va a ir en un carro diferente.

Just in case, we end up going to the hospital.

Solo por si acaso, terminamos yendo al hospital.

The plan is to go to dinner, or the hospital.

El plan es ir a cenar, o al hospital.

We don't know. - Or both!

No sabemos. - O ambos!

- [Dad] Or both! We can do both.

- [Chris] O ambos! Podemos hacer las dos cosas.

- We can do both.

- Podemos hacer las dos cosas.

- [Dad] Do we have time for both, Jess?

- [Chris] Tenemos tiempo para las dos cosas, Jess?

- Uh, yeah, I don't know. I don't know what's going on.

- Uh, si, no se, no se que esta pasando.

- Yeah we have to do both! - Don't you know

- Si tenemos que hacer las dos! - Sabes mas

more about my body than I do?

de mi cuerpo que yo?

- I don't think so. I don't think so.

- No lo creo. No lo creo.

We decided to risk it, we're at the restaurant right now.

Decidimos arriesgarnos, estamos en el restaurante en este momento.

I've got the contraction tracker goin'.

Tengo el seguidor de contracciones trabajando.

Jessica's having one right now.

Jessica esta teniendo una en este momento.

I don't know if it's a good idea for us to go out to eat,

No se si es una buena idea que salgamos a comer,

but the kids were really hungry.

pero los niños estaban realmente hambrientos.

- If this is what's going on,

- Si esto es lo que esta pasando,

they don't let you eat once you go to the hospital.

no te dejan comer una vez que llegas al hospital.

So, it's always my strategy to, like, get a meal first.

Así que, siempre es mi estrategia, comer primero.

- So, we're here to eat. We gotta eat quick.

- Entonces, estamos aquí para comer. Vamos a comer rápido.

And then we'll see where we're at at that point.

Y después vamos a ver a donde estamos en ese punto.

- Mommy, you usually give us watermelon.

- Mami, usualmente nos das sandia.

- You're asking me for a snack right now?

- Me estas pidiendo por una merienda en este momento?

- Don't do it, Jake, don't do it!

- No lo hagas, Jake, no lo hagas!

We made it through our meal.

Llegamos hasta el final de nuestra comida.

We're gonna go to the hospital.

Vamos a ir al hospital.

The contractions are steady and strong

Las contracciones son constantes y fuertes

and so we're gonna go in and have 'em

y entonces vamos a ir y ponerlos a

check out Jessica and put her on watch.

revisar a Jessica y ponerla en observación.

And we'll see what happens, but

Y veremos que pasa, pero

(Chris celebrando)

Hey everybody, so we are in the hospital now.

Hola a todos, ahora estamos en el hospital.

Jessica is hooked up to all the monitors

Jessica esta pegada a todos los monitores

and we're gonna see if the baby is ready to come out.

y vamos a ver si el bebe esta listo para salir.

How you feelin'?

Como te sientes?

- Prolly fine. - [Dad] Prolly fine?

- Probablemente bien. - [Chris] Probablemente bien?

- Prolly go home.

- Probablemente vaya a casa.

- [Dad] You think you're gonna go home?

- [Chris] Crees que vas a ir a casa?

- Probablemente.

- [Dad] His heart's beating away,

- [Chris] Su corazón esta latiendo,

his little heart's doin' it's thing.

su corazoncito esta haciendo lo que tiene que hacer.

And this thing, here, checks all

Y esta cosa de aquí, revisa todas

the contractions and the heart rate.

las contracciones y el pulso cardíaco.

So this is the heart rate here.

Así que este es el pulso aquí.

And then, look, you can see

Y despues, mira, puedes ver

a lil contraction here; poor guy.

una peque contracción aquí; pobre chico,

And somethin' there, I don't if that's a contraction.

y algo ahí, yo no se si es una contraccion.

That's somethin' else. (paper rustling)

Eso es algo mas.

But that's a solid contraction. It's happenin'.

Pero esa es una solida contraccion. Esta pasando.

Is that somethin'? (Jessica mumbling)

Eso es algo? (Jess hablando bajo)

Jessica has suddenly gotten a little pessimistic

Jessica de un pronto a otro se volvió un poco pesimista

about things so we'll see.

sobre las cosas, así que veremos.

We'll see what happens, but we're in a hospital

Veremos que pasa, pero estamos en el hospital

so that's a step in a direction.

eso es un paso en una dirección.

- I don't know how that's a step in a direction.

- No se como es un paso en una dirección.

At least I'm safe if I need it.

Por lo menos estoy segura si lo necesito.

- Yeah, if she needs it, then there's people

- Si, si lo necesita, entonces hay gente

here that can help her birth the baby,

aquí que pueden ayudarla a dar a luz al bebe,

better than I could. So that's good.

mejor de lo que yo podría. Entonces eso es bueno.

Well, the contractions slowed down while we were here.

Bueno las contracciones se enlentecieron mientras estábamos aquí.

And now what's happening?

Y ahora que esta pasando?

- We're gonna go home. - [Dad] We're gonna go home.

- Nos vamos a casa. - [Chris] Nos vamos a casa.

How do you feel about that?

Como te sientes por eso?

- I, I always feel, like, kinda lame

- Yo, yo siempre me siento algo incapaz

when I go to the hospital. - Lame?

cuando voy al hospital. - Incapaz?

Don't feel lame.

No te sientas incapaz.

- I feel one right now, like,

- Siento una justo ahora, como,

but when I'm hooked up on the monitors,

pero cuando estoy con todos los monitores,

I don't know, all of a sudden I just shut it down.

yo no se, de un pronto a otro yo solo lo apago.

- Contraction shy? - Yeah.

- Timidez de contracciones? - Si.

- That's okay, we'll go home and

- Esta bien, iremos a casa y

I'll make you some ice cream or something.

te haré un poco de helado o algo.

- You're gonna cook it up for me?

- Lo vas a cocinar para mi?

- I'll cook it all up.

- Lo cocinare todo.

- Hi. - [Dad] Hey.

- Hola - [Chris] Hola.

- Mommy didn't have her baby?

- Mami no tuvo su bebe?

- [Dad] No, mommy didn't have a baby yet.

- [Chris] No, mami todavía no ha tenido el bebe.

- [Jessica] Not this time.

- [Jess] No esta vez.

- [Grandpa Mark] Not this time?

- [Abuelo Mark] No esta vez?

- Well, it's like the saying goes.

- Bueno es como dice el dicho.

Better safe then delivering on the floor

Mejor prevenir que dar a luz en el piso

in your house with me as the only nurse

de tu casa conmigo como tu única enfermera

to deliver the baby.

para parir al bebe.

That's how that saying goes, right?

Eso es lo que dice el dicho, verdad?

- So, today we played it safe.

- Entonces, hoy jugamos a lo seguro.

Tomorrow might be a different story.

Mañana puede ser una historia diferente.

Hi, let's talk about what we learned today.

Hola, hablemos de lo que aprendimos hoy.

(playing guitar)

(suena guitarra)

We learned that "come out, come out, wherever you are,"

Aprendimos que "Sal, sal, donde quiera que estas,"

doesn't always work.

no siempre funciona.

We learned that if you wanna win a board game

Aprendimos que si quieres ganar un juego de mesa

against a bunch o' little kids,

contra un montón de niños pequeños

a good technique is lying.

una buena técnica es mentir.

And, finally, we learned that

Y, finalmente, aprendimos que

baby Duncan is contraction shy.

el bebe Duncan tiene timidez de contraccion.

Thanks for watching, everybody.

Gracias a todos por ver.

We'll see ya next time. (guitar strums)

Nos vemos la próxima vez.

(baby laughing)

(happy carnival music playing)

(música de carnaval)

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