The Confession 3 TomSka English French

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Comedy 10.5M views 232.9K likes 2.7K dislikes 25 Jun 2016

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(Swishy Swishy Fist Fist)

Hazel, there is a man in our living room and he says he's my Dad.

Hazel, il y a un homme dans notre salon et il dit qu'il est mon Père.

No, he's a Preacher.

Non, c'est un Pasteur.

My Dad's a Preacher?

Mon Père est un Pasteur ?

He's here so we can confess our sins Tom.

Il est là pour que l'on puisse confesser nos pêchés Tom.

But we haven't committed any sins... Well except for... OH NO!!

Mais on a pas commis de pêchés ... Enfin à part ... OH NON !!

Father... We have something to confess...

Mon Père ... Nous avons quelque chose à confesser ...

You see we- (bloody stab)

Vous voyez, nous- (coup de poignard sanglant)

(blood dripping) Excuse us.

(Ecoulement de sang) Excusez-nous.

You stabbed me.

Tu m'as' poignardé.

You can't prove that.

Tu ne peux pas le prouver.

Tom you're literally red handed.

Tom tu as littéralement du sang sur les mains.

Shhhhhh

Chhhhhh

I'm going back in there.

Je retourne là-dedans.

Father, look-

Mon Père, écoutez-

(bell ring) What?

(Son de cloche) Quoi ?

(punch)

(Coup de poing)

What happened?

Que c'est-il passé ?

I guess you fell asleep.

J'imagine que tu t'es endormie.

Why are you wearing boxing gloves?

Pourquoi est-ce tu portes des gants de boxe ?

Why are YOU wearing boxing gloves?

Pouquoi est-ce que TU portes des gants de boxe ?

I'm not wearing-

Je ne porte pas-

God damn it Tom! I am doing this and you can't stop me!!

Bon sang Tom! Je vais le faire et tu ne peux pas m'arrêter !!

Father, we have fallen from grace.

Mon Père, nous sommes tombés en disgrâce.

(a trapdoor opens) (hazel screams)

(Une trape s'ouvre) (Hazel crie)

Heheh "fallen".

Heheh "tombés".

Father we- (air horn)

Mon père nous- (Klaxon)

I just wanted to say-

Je voulais juste dire-

SMOKE BOMB!

FUMIGENE !

(quiet puff)

(Diffusion silencieuse)

Tom w- (bell ring / punch)

Tom q- (Son de cloche / coup de poing)

Father w- (Hazel is now speaking Russian)

Mon Père n- (Hazel parle à présent en russe)

(Hazel is now speaking like a monkey)

(Hazel parle à présent comme un singe)

Take the shot! TAKE THE SHOT!! WHY AREN'T YOU TAK- WHY AREN'T YOU-

Tire ! TIRE !! POURQUOI TU NE TI - POURQUOI TU NE -

Don't listen to her! She's an imposter!

Ne l'écoute pas ! C'est un imposteur !

(bloody squelch)

(Arrachage sanglant)

See! It's my arch nemesis! A skeleton!

Vous voyez ! C'est mon énnemi juré ! Un squelette !

(Hazel screams)

(Hazel crie)

Look I really just want to-

Ecoutez, je veux seulement -

Package for Hazel!

Un colis pour Hazel !

Oh! Thank you!

Oh ! Merci !

(bell ring / punch)

(Son de cloche / coup de poing)

Father I am just-

Mon Père, je suis juste-

CUT! (lunch bell)

COUPEZ ! (Sonnerie du déjeuner)

OKAY EVERYONE THAT'S LUNCH!

OKAY TOUT LE MONDE, C'EST LA PAUSE DE MIDI !

What are you? Who are these people? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!!!

Qu'êtes-vous ? Qui sont ces gens ? QUI SONT CES GENS ?!!!

(Tom is struggling to start a chainsaw) Hold on, lemme just... Hold on...

(Tom a du mal à démarrer une tronçonneuse) Attendez, laissez-moi juste ... Attendez ...

No!

Non !

Father!

Mon Père !

NO!

NON !

FATHER WE HAD SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE!!

MON PERE NOUS AVONS FAIT L'AMOUR AVANT LE MARRIAGE !!

(awkward silence)

(Silence gênant)

Well, that's not so bad.

Bon, c'était pas si horrible..

(Tom sighs)

(Tom soupire)

Also I gave birth to the anti-christ.

Et j'ai également donné naissance à l'Anté-Christ.

Excuse me?

Pardon ?

Do you wanna meet her?

Vous voulez la rencontrer ?

(Explosion sanglante)

Oh...

(Don't forget to subscribe, like, comment and share)

(N'oubliez pas de vous abonner, de liker, de commenter et de partager)

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