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Just a quick disclaimer before I start this video

Solo un pequeño aviso antes del comienzo del vídeo

Today's topic is not going to be covered by me,

El tema de hoy no va a ser tratado por mí

but by my friend Lando

si no por mi amigo Lando

He's got his own YouTube channel

Él tiene su propio canal de YouTube

And I wanted to give him a chance

Y le quería dar una oportunidad

to try and grow and promote himself

para intentar crecer y promocionarse

So that's why I'm gonna feature him on the channel for today,

Por esto le voy a promocionar en el canal hoy

and today only.

If you guys take no interest in this then go watch something else

Si no estais interesados entonces id a ver otra cosa

I'm sure PewDiePie is crying in another video again

Estoy seguro que PewDiePie está llorando en otro vídeo de nuevo

(PewDiePie cries)

(PewDiePie llora)

But to those that are interested I appreciate you for taking your time

Pero para aquellos que estén interesados agradezco vuestro interés

And hopefully you'll enjoy today's video.

Y espero que os guste el vídeo de hoy.

(Lando) How is it going bros

(Lando) Cómo os va chicos

Ok you know what? This intro is already boring.

Ok, ¿sabéis qué?

Just play the clip where i screech like Bamanboi

Solo pon el vídeo en el que chillo como Bamanboi

(Screeches like Bamanboi)

(Chilla como Bamanboi)

(Screeches like Bamanboi + Bamanboi)

(Chilla como Bamanboi con Bamanboi)

(música introductoria)

Ok now someone please put on my generic music

Ok que alguien ponga mí música típica

Alright there we go.

So if anyone hasn't noticed already I'm clearly not pyro

Bueno por si alguién no lo ha notado no soy Pyro

from that intro right there

de la intro de antes

I'm actually just his loser friend

Soy su amigo fracasado

who bought his channel for a quarter of one billion dollars

quién compró su canal por un cuarto de billón de dólares

Because, well, I happen to be spoiled

Porque, bueno, soy rico

You see, that man with the orange Ompa-lompa skin

¿Veis ese hombre con la piel de Ompa-lompa naranja?

And the blonde hair

Y el pelo rubio

He is actually part of my family tree

Él es parte de mi família

So he threw some money my way

Y solo me ha tirado dinero

and i thought hey, what could be a better way to invest into

y he pensado hey, "¿qué sería mejor inversión

Something so successful like a YouTube channel with one million subscribers

que algo tan exitoso como un canal de YouTube con un millón de suscriptores?

And a.. uh..a foxy profile picture

Y una foto de perfil de... uh... de foxy"

Now let's be honest, as much as you want to call him a furry, chances are

Ahora seamos honestos, por mucho que querais llamarlo un furry, la posibilidad es que

you are probably just like me, and you have an anime profile picture.

probablemente seas como yo y tengas en la foto de perfil un anime

And you know, your point kind of just becomes invalid after that.

y ya sabeis que vuestro argumento queda anulado después de eso.

But, anyways, lets get right into the video

Pero bueno, vayamos al vídeo

So today we are going to be talking about something

Pues hoy, vamos a hablar de algo

So controversial and so triggering that you're probably..just gonna

tan polémico y provocativo que probablemente vayas

try and click off the video and I am going to tell you right now

a intentar cambiar el vídeo y te lo voy a decir desde ya

don't even click off the video, ok?

ni lo intentes, ¿vale?

You're just gonna click off the video

Solo vas a salir del vídeo

you're gonna go watch a leafy video, and you're gonna see him go :

vas a ver un vídeo de Leafy y lo vas a ver en plan:

"THE CRINGIEST KID IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AND PLANET OF YOUTUBE"

"EL NIÑO MÁS REPELENTE DEL UNIVERSO DEL PLANETA DE YOUTUBE"

And then you're gonna get triggered, OK?

Y te vas a sentir provocado, ¿VALE?

So you might as well get triggered right here

Por ello puedes quedarte y sentirte provocado aquí

with me. The whole channel, just us, as a whole family.

conmigo. Todo el canal, como una família.

Let's all just get triggered together.

Vamos a sentirnos provocados todos juntos.

For one day, that is. Because I'm not going to be here for more then just this video.

Por un día, solo eso. Porque no voy a estar aquí por más que este vídeo.

So today we are going to be talking about something that

Pues hoy, vamos a hablar de algo

It's really, it's gonna trigger all these people out there

que realmente va a provocar a un montón de personas

And don't worry, I'm not going to be talking shit about Jacob Satorios,

Y no te preocupes, no voy a hablar mal de Jacob Satorios

like every single YouTuber has done so far. OK?

como cualquier otro YouTuber lo ha hecho, ¿VALE?

In fact, I don't think i ever want to talk shit about him cause

De hecho, no creo que vaya a hablar mal de él porque

He looks pretty beefy and swolen, he could probably fuck my shit up

parece estar bien fornido e hinchado y podría pegarme una paliza

if he catches me talking ill about him.

si me pilla hablando mal de él

(Música cancerígena)

(Prank Gone Wrong)

(Broma ida mal)

So what we are actually going to be talking about today is....

Pues, sobre lo que vamos a hablar hoy realmente es

Well I already know how this is gonna end so let's just get on with it.

Bueno, ya sé cómo va a acabar esto así que vamos allá

(different type of cancer music) [nightcore]

("Nightcore", otro tipo de música cancerígena)

Come on, come on baby, just one out.

Venga, venga nena solo quiero una fuera.

But now you see, a lot of kids think that, it's all just fun and games

Pero como veis, muchos niños piensan que es todo diversión y juegos

but uh..did you know that the average person with an anime profile picture is, uh...

pero... uh... sabéis que normalmente las personas con una foto de perfil de anime son, uhh...

you see, very very greasy and has a body pillow with a Chinese cartoon printed on it

como veis, muy muy grasientos y con una almohada de un dibujo chino impreso sobre ella

and on top of that, you know, this one is gonna blow your mind but

y encima, esto os va a hacer volar la mente, pero,

it's been scientifically proven that every person with an anime profile picture

se ha probado cientificamente que todas las personas con una foto de anime

is actually a part of ISIS, like.. I am not even joking.

es de hecho parte del ISIS. No estoy de broma

You see, here at Lando's Loser Laboratories™

Como veis, aquí en Laboratorios Lando es un fracasado™

My boy right here, the main scientist, just figured it out, you know

Mi chico, el principal cientista, lo ha descubierto

Isn't that right, Onionson

¿No es cierto? Onionson (Hijo cebolla, parodia de Onision)

Onionson : "That is not how you pronounce my name!" [robot voice]

(Onionson) Mi nombre no se pronuncia así.

You keep working in that lab you damn cuck

Sigue trabajando en ese laboratorio puto sumiso

(Sad music) [lord of the rings]

(Música triste)

And while so far if i haven't convinced you guys that

Y por si esto no ha sido suficiente para vosotros que

anime is actually the sin of this world

el anime es en verdad el pecado de este mundo

then let's take it a bit further

entonces vamos más allá

You see this boy right here? this boy is...

¿Veis este chico de aqué? Él es...

Fuck what's his name?

Mierda, ¿cuál era su nombre?

This is Timmie. Timmie here is obviously stealing money.

Este és Timmie. Timmie está obviamente robando dinero

But why is he stealing money? Well you see,

¿Pero por qué está robando dinero? Bueno, como veis,

There is a thing out there called anime body pillows

Hay una cosa por ahí llamada almohada de cuerpo anime

and anime figurines, and uh..they're not very cheap.

y figuras de anime, y no son baratas.

So obviously, you know, he is going around stealing..money and uh..

Por esto obviamente, ya sabeis, va por ahí robando dinero.

That's fucking retarded, I mean if you needed money you could have just started YouTube

Eso es muy estúpido, quiero decir, si de verdad necesitas dinero podrías haber empezado un canal de YouTube

and made clickbait videos. What are you doing with your life? *laugh*

y hacer vídeos con clickbait. ¿Qué haces con tu vida?

Well so far I have made some pretty valid points within the first three minutes of the video

Hasta ahora hemos hecho algunos argumentos muy válidos en los primeros 3 minutos de vídeo

But pyro would probably kill me if I ended the video at this point, so

Pero Pyro probablemente me mataría si acabara ahora el vídeo

I'm going to go ahead and slag off anime in any more ways possible until he feels like there is enough revenue

Por eso voy a seguir castigando el anime en toda forma posible, hasta que haya ingreso suficiente

to buy a lambo and retire by the age of twenty.

como para comprar un Lamborghini y retirarse a los 20.

But none the less, of course, now, if you are still not convinced

Sin embargo, si aún no estas convencido

which I'm pretty suprised after I just showed you that uh...

lo cual estoy bastante sorpendido después de haberte enseñado eso

a kid would steal money for an anime figurine and

que un niño robaría dinero para comprar figuritas de anime y

you're still not convinced that it's actually the worst thing in the entire world, uhh...

no estas covencido que es la peor cosa del mundo

But how about this OK? There is a game where you fight

Pero mira esto, ¿vale? Hay un juego en el que luchas

and gradually as one character's health gets lower

y a medida que la vida de un personaje se disminuye

their clothes begin to degrade and... ah...

sus ropas empiezan a romperse y... ah...

yeah it's, i-it it's one of those games, OK?

sí, es uno de esos juegos, ¿OK?

Also, just ignore the fact that it's on my wishlist OK?

Además, tan solo ignora el hecho de que esté en mi lista de deseos, ¿OK?

There's nothing to see here... Just move along.

No hay nada ahí. Tan solo pasa de largo

You know, I'm not gonna lie. It haven't even been five minutes into the video

Ya sabes, no voy a mentir. No han pasado ni 5 minutos de vídeo

And I basically kind of just ran out of ideas to talk about

y basicamente me he quedado sin ideas de qué hablar

So I think I'm just gonna go ahead turn this into a, uh, "Pyrocynical exposed" video.

Por eso creo que voy a hacer de esto un vídeo para desenmascarar a Pyrocynical.

Did you guys know that Pyrocynical is actually a

Sabiais que Pyrocynical es en verdad un

full fledged weeabo and I actually caught him at uh, Comic con™

completo weeabo y lo he pillado estando en la ComicCon™

He was hugging his life sized anime girl

Estaba abrazando una chica anime a tamaño real

and he was also giving her kisses on the ears

y dándole besos en las orejas

like, your boy was really getting into it. i gotta say Pyro,

en plan, estaba muy concentrado en ellos. Tengo que decirlo Pyro

I've never expected this side from you. Alright I'm done.

Nunca he sospechado este lado de tí. Vale. Ya basta

But honestly I think this is about as far as I can go

Pero sinceramente creo que esto es lo más lejos que puedo llegar

since It's about to be four in the morning for me.

ya que son casí las cuatro de la mañana aquí

So before I pass out on my desk,

Así que antes de que me quede dormido en la mesa,

My name's Lando and uh, I've known Pyro for quite a long time now.

Mi nombre es Lando y he conocido a Pyro hace bastante tiempo

And I am glad he's given me the opportunity to go ahead and make something for his channel, so uh,

Y estoy orgulloso de que se me haya dado esta oportunidad de hacer algo para este canal.

If you guys are actually kind of interested in seeing content like mine then

Si vosotros estáis interesados de verdad en contenido mío entonces

feel free to check me out, and uh, other then that

sentiros libres de pasar por mi canal. Y además

Leave a like if you enjoyed, have a great day and uh,

Dejad un like si lo has disfrutado, y tened un buen día

Roman can you please add subtitles to your videos?

Roman, ¿puedes por favor añadir subtítulos a tus vídeos?

I swear to god... (lololol)

(NFKRZ) My name is Roman, I'm a YouTuber, and this is my story.

(NFKRZ) Mi nombre es Roman, soy un YouTuber, y esta es mí historia.

For nearly all my life i have been studying.

Durante toda mi vida he estado estudiando.

(Lando) Roman can you please add subtitles to your videos! i swear to god!

(Lando) Roman, ¿puedes por favor añadir subtítulos a tus vídeos? Lo juro por Dios

(Violación auditiva)

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