REVEALING YOUR EMBARRASSING SECRETS Jenn McAllister English English (auto-generated)

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Portuguese Carol Mendes

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Hey guys, welcome back to my channel. I'm here with my aunt, Alyx. Hey.

hey guys welcome back to my channel I'm here with my aunt Alex hey because we

because we are going to be revealing your secrets!

are going to be revealing you our secret

There's no better person to reveal your secrets with than my auntie Alex. I love you niece.

and there's no better person to reveal your secrets within my auntie Alex I love you nice family is everything

Family is everything. Blood is thicker than water.

blood is thicker than water

She's my mom's sister.

she's my mom's sister she's my sister's

She's my sister's mom.. Wait- [laughter]

mom wait yeah I have to have my aunt

Yeah I have to have my aunt here because this is a series she does for a channel and she literally will not let me do it without her.

here because this is a serious she doesn't for a channel and she literally

She said she would... Kill me if I did it without her..

will not let me do it without her she said she would kill me if I did it

[Jenn laughs] [Mouths: don't say that] So, yeah, so yeah, I've done it so yeah we've done this before and we're doing it again Yes. Yes. I created a Google Form and had you guys submit your secrets anonymously. So let's read them

without her so yeah so yeah I've done it so yeah we've done this before and we're doing it again yes yes I created a Google Form and how'd you guys submit

your secrets anonymously so let's read

My little sister got me really annoyed once so I took her toothbrush

them my little sister got me really annoyed once so I took her toothbrush

Went on a walk with my dog and when I found a dog sh*t at some random yard, I stuck her toothbrush in it

what on a walk with my dog and when I found a dog at some random yard I stuck her toothbrush in it that's

That's actually my favorite flavor

actually my favorite flavor once when I

Once when I was 13, I was .. showering and I thought I had to fart

was 13 I was dot dot showering and I

So I tried to push off the fart and ended up pooping (with 3 O's) in the shower

thought I had a fart so I tried to push off the fart and ended up hooping with

I was so embarrassed that I took a shampoo bottle and pushed it down the drain. I no longer fart in the shower

three O's in the shower I was so embarrassed that I took a shampoo bottle and pushed it down the drain I no longer

fart in the shower

They took a shampoo bottle and they pushed it down the drain? Like over the drain holes until it goes in there.

wait why it took a shampoo bottle and they pushed it down the drain like over the drain holes until it goes in there

you know wha oh please like you haven't

Please like you haven't done it before.

done it before I'm a girl and sometimes

I'm a girl, and sometimes I like to draw random girls on a piece of paper and jerk-

I like to draw random girls on a piece

-Off to them. Yet, I still don't want to admit that I like girls because I'm STRAIGHT!

of paper and jerk off to them yet I still don't want to admit that I like girls because I'm shred I swear it's

I swear it's just the feminism that has come to my head, and now all I can think about is: VAGINA, VAGINA, VAGINA! Woah. Oh my god. It's so weird to like draw a picture and then masturbate to it.

just the feminism that has come to my head now all I can think about this vagina vagina it's so weird to like draw a picture and then masturbate to it

I don't know what to say.

I don't notice that I have a huge work

I have a huge regret that keeps me up at night. I had a friend and he was amazing. He always made me laugh, and made me genuinely happy.

rep that keeps me up at night I had a friend and he was amazing he always made me laugh I'm really genuinely happy back in

Back in September I was on the phone with him and I freaked out on him because I was really stressed out with schoolwork and

September I was on the phone with him and I freaked out on him because I was really stressed out with schoolwork and

He was annoying me. I said just leave me alone already. A couple weeks later. He..

he was annoying me I said just leave me alone already a couple weeks later he oh

Oh My god, I can't read I literally can't read uh, and like this is what really f*cks you up during these videos.

my god I can't read I literally can't read uh and like this is what really you

Oh my god, Oh relatable. I like smelling my own farts. I think they smell good.

up during these videos oh my god Oh relatable I like smelling my own farts I think

On the last day of school. I walked out and accidentally called my teacher daddy He chased me down the hallway and back to my house. All right, that is not true.

they smell good on the last day of school I walked out and accidentally called my teacher daddy he chased me down the hallway and back to my house

all right that is not true I put on a

I put on a tampon in the middle of class. Honestly talent.

tampon in the middle of class honestly

I mean, I guess if you're wearing like a skirt or a dress. If you're wearing pants..

talent I mean I guess if you're wearing like a skirt or a dress if you're

You're like sticking your hand down there. That is so mortifying what?

wearing pants you're like sticking your hand down there that is so mortifying

You're mad about it. I am mad!

what you're not about that I was a

That was a little weird. And what do they do with the f*cking [inaudible]

little bit what do they do was like the

Yeah, okay, eat it. Oh, okay. Yes

yeah okay eat it oh okay yes when I was

When I was 13.. I was obsessed with one direction and when I was showering I stuck the showerhead into my vagaga

13 I was obsessed with one direction and when I was showering I stuck this showerhead into my magog ah imagining it

imagining it was Zayn's [beep] and- -ripped it. I had to go to the ER and had it stitched up. I still have the scar.

was Zayn's and ripped it I had to go to the ER and had it stitched up I still have the scar

Imagine being Zayn. And reading that. like you are the biggest One Direction fan, if you're ever having like a an intense conversation

imagine being sane and reading up like you are the biggest One Direction fan if you're ever having like a an intense

where you need to prove for some reason that you like one direction. Oh, yeah

conversation I prove for some reason that you like one direction oh yeah well I like one

Well, I like one direction so much. I stuck a showerhead up my vagaga and ripped it..

direction so much I stuck a showerhead up my the gaga and ripped it I have a

I have a notebook where I plan the perfect murder. I intend to sell the notebook on eBay

notebook where I plan the perfect murder I intend to sell the notebook on eBay

Then I will steal the notebook back, then sell it again and continue that cycle until I happy with the amount of money I made.

then I will steal the notebook back then sell it again and continue that cycle until I happy with the amount of money I

Then burn the notebook. What?

made and burn the notebook why why

What? you're gonna lose all your money traveling to the different locations. I sucked a d*** for 10k. Oops What a steal.

you're gonna lose all your money traveling to the different locations I sucked it for 10k oops what a steal

I'm 21 and never had my first kiss. I think it's okay too. It's like a little old, but it's okay. Is that rude? It's a little old.

I'm 21 in never my first when I met

When I met Jenn at VidCon, this random girl told me "I'll give you $400 for a piece of her hair"

Kenan VidCon this random girl told me I'll give you $400 for a piece of her

So I found this string that looked like her hair and gave it to her then I got four hundred dollars Is that real?

hair so I found this string that looked like her hair and gave it to her then I got four hundred dollars is that real

My hair is not worth four hundred dollars. If it is then..

my hair is not worth four hundred dollars if it is in life I ate my twin

I ate my twin sister in the womb, and now I think that's why I like beef jerky so much. Mainly turkey jerky-

sister in the womb and now I think that's why I like beef jerky so much

-because it's more like skin. Oh my god. Do people actually eat their twins in the womb? Like is that a real thing? I don't know.

mainly turkey jerky because it's more like skin oh my god yeah I actually eat their twins in the moment like is that

I would feel so weird if I was supposed to have a twin, but I ate them.

their old thing I don't know I would feel so weird if I was supposed to have a twin but I ate them let us know down

Let us know down below. Have you eaten your twin in the womb?

below have you eaten your 20 bucks Jen I like

Jenn, I like your channel better than Alyx's. [funky samba music]

your channel better than Alex's [Music]

whatever whatever

Whatever Stop. Stop. When I was 15 and in high school. I secretly dated my maths teacher. He was 30 and married

oh man I was 15 and in high school I secretly dated my maths teacher he was

I was attracted to him because he looked like one of my favorite celebrities and I was his best student in class

30 and married I was attracted to him because he looked like one of my favorite celebrities and I was his best

I didn't even care that he had a wife.

student in class I didn't even care that

We went on dates and stuff and we had a really good time. Until one day, I got bored and dumped him.

he had away we will undead some stuff and we had a really good time until one day I got bored and dumped him

Me to like my f*cking 30 year old teacher.

me too like my 30 year old teachers also

also I felt guilty after finding out that his wife was pregnant

I felt guilty after finding out that his

And he was fooling around with some kid and he took it pretty hard

wife was pregnant and he was fooling around with some kit and took it pretty

He never let me answer any of his questions in class

hard he never let me answer any of his

Even when it was so obvious that I'm the only person raising their hand. Whatever, I still got an a on my exams. What the f*ck. I can't believe she dumped someone twice her age.

questions and gloves even when it was so obvious that I'm the only person raising their hand whatever I still got an a on my exams what I can't believe is like

she dumped someone twice my age

I've seen so many secrets that say I lowkey like Jake Paul. That was actually probably like the 15th one-

I've seen so many secrets that say I Loki like Jake Paul Fowler is like actually probably the 15th line I've

I've read. it's just so like specific and random, like it's not about other people,

read it's just so like specific and random like it's not about other people

It's only about Jake Paul and I love how it's a secret that people like him. People are like ashamed. I thought that way about Logan. She was literally like a Logangster. Logang!

it's only about Jay Paul and I love how it's of his secret that people like him people are like a shame yeah I was literally like a low gangs okay I

I watched him for a hot minute before all the scandals happened. Obsessed. Okay, I wasn't obsessed.

watched him for a hot minute before all the scandals happen obsessed okay I

Yes, you were. You'd always do the Logang thing around me.

wasn't oh this sucks yes you did you'd always said do the little gang thing around me ate a

Ate a stranger's toenail. What's the story behind that?

stranger's toenail what's the story

about not but what in third grade I had

In 3rd grade, I had a crush on my teacher.

a crush on my teacher mostly because he

Mostly because he was the only boy teacher in the school, and I had a dream that I was chasing his wife with a frying

was the only boy teacher in the school and I had a dream that I was chasing his

wife with a frying pan I used to when I

I used to, when I was like 4, piss in the corner of my bedroom every

was like 4 piss in the corner of my

Single night because I was scared to go to the bathroom. This later developed into me

bedroom every single night because I was scared to go to the bathroom this later

Just pissing there all the time out of habit

developed into me just pissing there all

I shared the bedroom with my younger and impressionable little sister and she eventually

the time out of habit I shared the bedroom with my younger and impressionable little sister and she

Saw me doing it

eventually saw me doing it so she began

So she began doing it too - my mom finally walked in on her pissing in the corner

to - my mom finally walked in on her

Which she had only done a few times at this point

pissing in the corner which she had only done a few times at this point whereas I

Whereas I had done it probably

had done it probably hundreds and my mom

Hundreds and my mom caught my little sister and got her in so much trouble then when my sister tried to say it was me

caught my little sister and got her in so much trouble then when my sister

I denied it and she got in even more trouble for lying. Once I was off the hook and she had suffered the consequences,

tried to say it was me I denied it and she got in even more trouble for lying one time he's off the hook and she had suffered the consequences

I quit peeing in the corner regularly due to the risk of being outed as the true corner peer but a

I quit peeing in the corner regularly due to the risk of being outed as the true corner peer but a handful of times

Handful of times after that when I got really mad at my sister

after that when I got really mad at my

I would go and take a leak in the corner again and my sister would get in huge trouble all over again

sister I would go and take a leak in the corner again and my sister would get in huge trouble all over again never once

Never once have I confessed that not only did I do the majority of the peeing

have I confessed that not only did I do the majority of the ping started it and

Started it and kept doing it after my sister got caught but also to this day my family still holds it over her head

kept doing it after my sister got caught but also to this day my family still

So that's my story

holds it over her head so that's my

Sincerely, The True Piss Bandit

story sincerely the true pissed Benton here's

I'm just confused how she did it hundreds of times

how she did it all like hundreds of

Before anyone noticed that there was pee in the corner of the room

times before anyone noticed that there

Like it definitely reeked in there. You could pee once and it would smell bad.

was pee in the corner of the room like it definitely wreaked in there you compete once in it with a memory I made

I made out with my cousin twice on accident,

out with my cousin twice on accident how

How the f*ck you make out with your cousin on accident

the [ __ ] you make out with your cousin

So I'm lactose intolerant,

on accident so I'm like was intolerant

One day I forgot so I ate some cheese. Little did I know I was going to a birthday party later

one day I forgot so I ate some cheese little did I know I was going to a

My BFF's birthday party and I wore a tight dress

birthday party later my BFF's birthday party and I wore a tight dress so right

So right when I came to the restaurant, I felt like I was going to poop in my underwear

when I came to the restaurant I felt like I was going to poop in my underwear

So I asked for the bathroom and they didn't have one like question mark question mark question mark I've never seen a restaurant

so I asked for the bathroom and they didn't have one like question mark question mark question mark I've never

That doesn't have a bathroom

seen a restaurant that doesn't have a

Anyways, I tried to hold it in and I couldn't. Everyone heard my fart like "Prrrrrrr" and I shit myself

bathroom anyways I tried to hold it in and I could everyone heard my fart like her and I self / why does your fart sound

Why does your fart sound like a cat? No, it's like the long squealing.

like a cat no it's like the legs the long squealing is that something I'm

Is that something I'm supposed to know? I'll put the sound effect right here

supposed to know I'll put the sound effect right here

Well, um, I I need to take a shower

well um I need to take a shower I hope

I hope you guys liked this video. I hope it made you laugh

you guys liked this video I hope it made

and if it did that makes sure to give this video a big thumbs up and if you want to not

you laugh and if it did that makes favas video a big thumbs up and if you want to

Anonymously share a secret with us, then leave a comment down below. We also filmed one of these on Alyx's channel

not anonymously share a secret with us then leave a comment down below we also filmed one of these on Alex's channel so

So if you want to go check that out go check it out and leave a comment on her video saying Jenn's video was better

if you want to go check that out go check it out and leave a comment on her video saying Jenna's video was better am

Am I right no oh but yeah, I think that is pretty much it for this video.

i right no oh but yeah I think that is pretty much it for this video I'm but

But yeah, I think that is pretty much it for this video

yeah I think that is pretty much it for

Thank you guys so much for watching and I will see you all next Saturday with another new video. Bye!

this video thank you guys so much for watching and I will see you all next Saturday with another new video bye [Music]

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