MASTER HACKER | Watch Dogs 2YouTube↗  IA↗(long shot)
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bueno i ah
*music: Scratch Massive ft. Koudlam - Waiting for a Sign*
2
una vez
Greetings, small creatures ugh..
una decisión que tenés estáis hoy os
Greetings, small creatures of god! How are you doing?
traigo un vídeo de waste bis 2 he estado
Today I'm bringing you a Watch Dogs 2 video *music: CHEE YEE Teoh - PPAP*
dándole bastante caña vale y me está pareciendo un juegazo así que vamos directamente
I've been playing it a lot, and I think it's an awesome game so I'm going to shut up for a month I'm going to shut up for a month and let's get directly to the thing
vale pues aquí estamos y he pensado una cosa esto puesto que ya ha salido ahí
OK, so here we are and 've been thinking something, I'm gonna wear this-UGH, the fuck it's up with my voice.
nos puede dejar este puesto vale pues tenemos que ir en boxes y lo vale y para
I'm putting this on if we have to be in a stealthy mode
rodear vale para arreglar un poquito no
and role it a bit.
sé si escuchara bien pero bueno para mí
I dont know if you can hear me but...fuck it!!
el juego se ve de [ __ ] madre o sea un show se la ha sacado se la ha sacado pero de una manera que no es normal por este juego
The game looks amazing, Ubisoft has threw out his dick in a amazing way with this game.
señor quién es este tío tiene síndrome
There's trouble here, there's-HEY the fuck you doing, sir? Who is this guy?
de asperger tiene síntomas así que puede
He has Aspenger syndrome, ok.
darle hostias a quien quiera o sea bueno
He has Aspenger syndome so he can beat up anyone.
pues otro bonito día vamos a andar un
Well, it's another beatiful day.
poco por el parque a ver a quien nos encontramos el perrito
Let's walk through the park and see what can we find. Oh, there are doggies and everything! What kind of dog is this? Oh, God, that's a... What the heck?
hola cachorrito qué tal está usted lo
Hi puppy, how are you?
puede acariciar es [ __ ] a dónde [ __ ]
Heeeey! You can pet it, hang on! Where the fuck is the dog going?
está yendo el perro porque que le van a matar que le matan al perro que le matan
Yo, it'll get killed! The dog'll get killed! But you'll get killed, where the fuck is it going?!
a dónde [ __ ] es cierto perro pero por
DOG! DOG, PLEASE!
favor os juro que voy a seguir a este
I swear I'll follow this dog until something happens, I mean...
perro hasta que le pase algo o sea ver aquí bien aquí aquí cosita
Come here, come here. Come here, what a cutie, come here. Awwww, what a cutie! X3
y esconderme aquí voy a ver si reaccionan al drone vale que tengo aquí escondido y no
What a cute dog. I'll try out something, I wanna see if dogs... I-I-I'm gonna hide here, I'm gonna hide here and watch how do they react to the drone I got it here.
está el perro primera persona perrito me veis ha dado cuenta de que estoy aquí de
Where's the dog? Let's see. Let's change to first person mode. Doggie, you see me? AHH He noticed I'm here! He realised I'm here.
[ __ ] madre oro no no no parece muy
Or not?
sorprendido de perro estúpido que
No, it's doesn't seem very surprised.
juegues conmigo
You stupid dog PLAY WITH ME! Okey, it doesn't want to. PIGEONS There's a dead dog, what the fuck. Wait, let's use the drone again.
y eso chaval pero qué le pasa tengo perro señor no está respirando
This dog is so starchy. Dude, what's wrong? Come on, dog... Sir.
está descansando hombre pero qué pasa qué pasa qué pasa qué quieres tú luego que este juego con el pico del drone toma ya
Oh, right, it's breathing. It's-it's-it's resting; it's waking up! Maaan, what's up? Wake up from the nap, right crack? HEEY, what's up? This dog looks nice... what's up? What's up? What do you want? Oh, this one plays with the drone! Wiiii, it follows me!
estos chicos y chicas y su labor y está historia de amistad de amistad y
This guys, it's the beginning of a beautiful story of friendship, friendship and fellowship.
compañerismo que está ocurriendo una cosa muy graciosa
Ok, I've just had this funny idea *laughs* I wanna know if he'll follow me in the street, i don't know. Nope, he's standing there-AH no, he's coming!
los coches
Okey, careful, careful Julian, be careful with the cars that might hit you.
julián te vas a quedar aquí con el drone no se queda equipo del drone y yo voy a
Okey Julian, let's do something: you're gonna stay here with the drone, you're staying here with the drone
hacer la cosa vale
and I'm gonna do something, OK? Here I am. He's still there?X3
tengo una habilidad que vuelve a los coches locos básicamente así que esto va
So I have this hability that drives cars crazy, basically. So this will be the
a ser el a ver si julián sobrevives
"Let's See If Julian Survives" challenge
challenge' vamos a activarlo en 32 juro
Let's activate it in three, two, one, GO!
vamos
*shit goes down*
julian julian julian para sobrevivir no sé ni cómo
JULIAN, JULIAN, JULIAN *laughs* He has survived! Don't even know how
julián es el punto de mucho baile julián es el perro que todos queremos
UHHH NO NO NO Julian is the fucking boss, man. Julian is the dog everybody wants.
aído viento de acariciar
Hey Julian, I do like you, I'm gonna stroke you. I don't know how the fuck you survived that shit, but
lo siento por hacer de esta manera
I really like you and I'm gonna keep you safe now. Sorry for making you suffer this way.
julián venga fuera de la carretera hombre ya estás en peligro de extinción
Come on Julian, out of the road. Come on, man. Your are under danger of extintion.
aquí vale vamos a dejar a julián aquí yo soy la [ __ ] julián ha hecho un nuevo
Ok, we're leaving Julian here and I'm going to fuck. Julian has made a friend and my drone too, so
amigo y mi drone también así que ahí les dejamos
let's leave them safe and sound.
báder supuestamente hay una bolsa de dinero ahí arriba así que vamos vamos a investigar vamos a ver la máscara
OK, there's a bag with money up there so let's investigate. Let's take out the drone "quadriped" I think it's called. Damn, there're enemies here, careful. Careful, we'll have to put on the stealthy mask very soon.
la cosa es cómo [ __ ] subimos
The thing is how the fuck do we get up here, dude? OK, there are stairs, here are stairs. Okey, okey...
estamos llegando ya ojo cuidado de ojo cuidado tenemos que ir en sigilo en sigilo
OK, we're getting there. Watch out, watch out. We gotta go carefully, carefully.
vamos a hacer una cosa vamos a
Ok, we're doing this, we'll distract them with the drone.
distraerles con el drone hola a todos
Hellooo, feellas, here I aaam
aquí estoy veis beige con piedras no
You see me? You see me, assholes?
pasa nada no pasa nada nos escondemos aquí ya les hemos despistado baleares
EH they're throwing stones! Never mind, never mind. We'll hide here, we already fool them
momento es el momento all bran
OK, this is my moment. The all bran moment. OK, there we are.
muerte muerte muerte
Cover, cover, cover.
es el momento es el momento de ponerse la máscara de sigilo
OK, it's the moment, it's the moment boys of putting on the stealthy mask. OK, OK, OK. Carefully, carefully...
cuidad vamos a activar esta cámara y vamos a [ __ ] les el culo mira podemos
Let's turn on this camera and fuck their asses. We can activate that shit
activar esta [ __ ] vale que básicamente va a hacer que le dé una cg un paro cardiaco básicamente ha reseñado ya reformas
that will basically... give him *laughs* a heart attack, basically. They're suspec-Shit, they're calling fucking backup, dude. Wait, I can knock him, I can knock him. I can knock him. That fucker will sleep. *shoots* Paw, bitch.
NO, fuck! I had a gun! Motherfucker, I made too much noice, dude.
la pistola eléctrica pero no pero no definitivamente no
I thought I had the stun gun but I didn't, I didn't. I definitly didn't. Careful.. careful... Stealthy, stealthy, stealthy.
acremente la [ __ ] a que le metan una [ __ ]
There, there. I bet you beat him. I bet you I beat him. Bitch, paw! Damn, that was right in the balls, man! Right in the balls.
hasta allá nos podemos quitar la máscara vamos a [ __ ] el dinero
That's it, that's it. We can take the mask off. Let's take the money.
recoger recoger ok ok ok los andadores
Pick up, pick up. OK X3
ando flaquita estado platita para gastarnos lo en el bar o en ropa hay que
We got gold, we got cash. We got cash to spend in a bar or in clothes.
salir quedan dos días antes de que empiecen a sospechar vale así que o
We need to get the fuck out of here before they start suspecting, ok? So let's- Wow, wow, wow.
huawei se marcha ese par cura y fresco
That parkour, tho. That fresh parkour.
ha sido un día muy duro de trabajo y deja que así que me merezco un copas o
*sigh* It's been a hard day of work and hacking, so I deserve a drink, a good drink.
un copas hombre borrando un poco hoy es hoy es
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Gimme beer. Give me beer, let's get drunk. Let's get drunk a little bit. Oh yes, oh yes. There is- *coughs libidously*
vamos a ver la información que está
Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Let's check this chick's information.
buena tiene un jardín en la azotea periodista
"Rowena Yoshida" is the name, she has a garden on her rooftop. "Journalist".
juegos periodistas
Journalist my balls! Journalist my balls, journalists don't open their legs like that. Don't try to trick me.
bueno vale ya hombre que esto esto es quizá ahora esto es ahora esto es quizá
Well enough, man. This is my zone, this is my zone. This is my zone, the fuck is going on here?
la que [ __ ] pasa aquí qué [ __ ] pasa aquí qué [ __ ] pasa aquí qué [ __ ] pasa aquí
♪ The fuck's going on here? The fuck's going on here? The fuck's going on here? ♪ ♪ *Pen Pineapple Apple Pen* - That day the club lost all it's costumers - Worker: Hey! You're a big dumbhead and nobody likes you.
s y qué le pasa a este hombre qué le pasa a este hombre tú quién eres
Wh-What's his deal? What's wrong with this dude? Who are you?
compra equipo para deportes extremos
"Buys equiment for extreme sports" Go fuck yourself.
anda vete a quedar éste es tu coche este es tu coche pues mira lo que hago con tu coche imbécil imbécil ahí se va ahí te
Is this your car? Is this your car? Look what I do with your car. Dumbass, you dumbass.
quedas como un tonto si ve a por él va por él corre
There it goes. There you stand, like a fool. Yeah, go after it, go after him *chuckles*
vale vale y ahora y ahora pa
Go, go, go, and now paw, bitch!
estáis viendo esto o sea hay una bolsa de dinero gigante ahí y la cosa es que está apretado de policial vale así que
OK, you're seeing this, right? There's a huge bag of money there and the thing is it's full of policemen.
vamos vamos contentos por dentro y vamos
Let's hide, let's hide and distract them.
a traerles juegos hasta que esta cámara a ver cómo está el asunto para darle
Let's hack this camera to see how things are, okey...
tres policías y un perro de muchos coches vale me dieron muy bien los coches porque tengo la habilidad vale especial en la que puedo controlar los
Three cops and a dog. And a lot of cars, the cars will be useful because I have the special hability of control cars,
coches carlos y puedo hacer
I can hack them and I can make...
para casa vale y ahora estar en plasma en vez de estar en plan qué [ __ ] acaba de pasar pero mejor si tengo más movilidad y más visión tenemos que
Go home. Now their minds are fucked, they're like what the fuck just happened BUT I'm taking out the drone so I have better movibility and a better view.
intentar hacer que la policía
We have to try make this cop pass away, so..
a mi lado vale no es nada sospechosa listo verdad verdad aquí estoy yo y aquí está el
Go home, you... He died beside me! He died right by my side! This isn't suspicious at all, right? Right?!
cadáver del policía vale
Here I am and here's the cop's corpse, 'key?
está disparando todo está disparando a
They're shooting, they're shooting someone!
alguien que corrió aquí en alguien que pasaba hasta el grupo
The fuck?! Who, who, who? What happened?! There's a-ugh! Fuck, fuck, fuck.
no sé aquí el cuello está disparado siempre están perdidos de los policías está nervioso sietes
I don't know who are they shooting but the cops are nervious, they're really nervious. OK, OK, this dude it's fucked up.
creo que éste no está llamando a la
I think everyone left, I think the dude got scared and ran away-OH fuck, he's calling the police, man.
policía de refuerzo
He's asking for backup.
la bolsa
No, no, I gotta pick up this, I gotta pick up the fucking bag.
18 bien o mal
Whooa 18 thousand pounds, man!
pero que que hay salsero aquí en esa forma salseado de repente en el pasado hoy hoy
Shit's going down here, shit's going down sudenly. What the heck happened?
esta muchacha pero que ha hecho esta pobre mujer tiene alergia a los
This girl, but what had this poor woman do?
pimientos la acaban de matar porque tiene alergia a los pimientos
She's allergic to peppers. Did she got killed because she's allergic to peppers?
descanse en paz señor o señora eso es un señor es que parece una señora vieja con ese pelo
Rest in peace. I think is a male, yep, it's a male. Looks like a old female
está diciendo que me pide tranquilo
He say: "get out the way" MATE: please now
hombre tranquilo y si me sacó una selecta y contigo crack venga hombre se centre en tuenti para facebook facebook estampas nafta de crack
okay , okay , okay, let´s calm down
máquina hola qué pasa qué máquina eres un fiera hombre eres un fiera que es una foto
pero qué le pasa señor tigre haber venido así aquí bien hoy es este hombre ha venido a hacer amigos y aquí está para
sacarse una foto conmigo con el crack cosas de presunta con cuánto te he de la boca que que te he de aoca que pinchase es [ __ ]
qué pasa philip ollas y bueno pues llevo ya un buen rato jugando creo que voy a dejar aquí no es enseñado nada de la historia
básicamente para un spoiler o empresa espero que os haya gustado el vídeo y nos veremos muy pronto vale guapos a lo mejor tenéis blog dentro de poco no
quiero prometer nada vale pero dentro de poco si os ha gustado el vídeo y nos veremos muy pronto guapos
Outro (Zelda shop song) Translated by Bisiesto
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