Pyrocynical Animated | Postal 2YouTube↗  IA↗(long shot)
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*SQUEEEEEEE*
*SQUEEEEEEE*
Oh there he is again
Oh, rieccolo
There he-- I don't know what he is
Eccol...- Non ho idea di cosa sia
Some kind of leprechaun
Una specie di gnomo
I-I need that
Mi- Mi serve
Big fat gun where is it- there we go. *gunshots*
quella grossa pistola, dov'è? Ah, eccola *Spari*
'Scuse me sir I wanna buy some weed
Mi scusi signore, voglio comprare dell'erba
"Hola!" Some weed?
"Hola!" Un pò d'erba?
"Is this everything?'
"Tutto qui?"
"That'll be 100 bucks."
"Beh, fanno 100 dollari"
Can I-- can I just take this as a--?
Posso-- posso prendere questo come--?
"I feel like shit..."
"Mi sento come una merda..."
Just a taster, right? I can just take this, yeah? I just take this?
Solo un assaggio, va bene? Posso prenderlo, vero? Posso prenderlo?
(Raises Gun)
(Estrae una pistola)
Know what, I'm sorry-- *gunshot* "OW!"
Sai cosa, mi dispiace-- *sparo* "OW!"
I'm-- dude. It was a ta--! Dude you left it on the desk!!
Sono-- hey! Era un assa--! Amico l'avevi lasciata sul tavolo!
So, I've recently just turned a cheat on that turns every single bystander in the game into a...
Quindi, ho da poco attivato un trucco che trasforma ogni singolo passante in un...
*SQUEEEEEE*
*SQUEEEEE*
What the fuck is that??
Che cazzo è quello?
What the fu-- Oh my god, stay away
Ma che cazz- Oddio, stai indietro
*gunshots*
*spari*
Oh Jesus! Why d'you all have rockets?! That wasn't part of the chea--
Oh Gesù! Perchè avete tutti dei razzi? Questo non era parte del trucc--
Why do they have rockets!?
Perchè hanno dei razzi?
Wha--!? *laughs*
Che-- !? *ride*
WHY DO I HAVE A BIG HEAD?!
Perchè ho una testa enorme?
*smash*
*boom*
Excuse me, I'm-uh--- you know what actually fuck this.
Mi scusi, sono uhh-- sai cosa? Che se ne vadano tutti affanculo.
*SCREAM* J-just t-take the money.
*Urlo* P-prendi solo il denaro.
Take the money.
Prendi il denaro.
Fuck this.
'Affanculo.
*smash*
*chrash*
*Postal Guy saying some shit*
*Il Postal Guy dice qualcosa*
Dog... Dog, please, dog.
Cane... cane, per favore cane.
Stay--stay away from me... "I don't feel good" *gun click* Stay away from me dog...
Stai-- stai lontano da me... "non mi sento bene" Stai lontano da me, cane...
*gunshot*
*spari*
*Explosion*
*esplosione*
Where's the dog?
Dov'è finito il cane?
"I feel better already" *explosion* I think... I think the dog's ok. I'm-I'm sure he's o--
"Mi sento già meglio" *esplosione* Credo... credo che il cane stia bene. Sono... sono sicuro che st--
Hi yeah, I'd-uh, I'd like to book a room in-uh, Bate's Hotel.
Salve, vorrei-uh, vorrei prenotare una stanza nel-uh, Bate's Hotel.
'Scuse me...
Scusi?
Can-can you hear me? Yo!
Mi... mi sente? Hey!
Dude..?
Amico..?
*sigh*
*sigh*
I-I really didn't want to do this but, y' know, you're clearly not paying attention to a costumer.
N-non volevo arrivare a questo ma, sai com'è, non stai prestando attenzione a un cliente.
*click* *fire* *screams of agony*
*cick* *fiamme* *urli agonizzanti*
*click*
*click*
You didn't see anything.
Tu non hai visto niente.
*fire*
*fiamme*
*smash*
*crash*
Hi yeah, just to let you know I'm-uh, I'm robbing you. Uh yeah, so-uh could you *smash*
Hey, voglio solo farti sapere che io... uh, ti sto derubando. Uhh... Si, quindi puoi-- *crash*
Just stick your hands your hands in the air please? Y'know? Just uh...
Alzare le mani in alto per favore? Sai, solo per...
D-do you have anything of value? In-in here? Y-you don't... you don't seem t--
H-Hai qualcosa di valore qui? Sembra.. sembra che tu non abbi--
"I'M CALLING THE COPS!!" You... just have a tuba... I'd really appreciate if you don't do that y'know it's-uh...
"ORA CHIAMO LA POLIZIA" Hai... ha solamente una tuba... Mi farebbe veramente piacere che tu non faccia ciò che... huh
*rapid gun fire*
*spari di pistole automatiche*
*smash*
*crash*
Uh, 'scuse me, I'm-- Oh fuck's sake...
Uh, scusami, sono-- Oh per l'amor del cielo...
Uh, 'scuse me I'm robbing you two uh, so could you just put your hands in the air give me any kind of valuables you got please?
Uh, scusatemi vi sto derubando, quindi per favore potreste alzare le mani in alto e darmi ogni oggetto di valore di vostro possesso?
Uhh, guys?
Uhh, hey?
Um- I've just broke into your room, I-I'm armed y'know you should kinda acknowledge m---
Um- Sono appena entrato nella vostra stanza, s-sono armato, sapete, dovreste rendervi conto ch--
"I'M CALLIN' THE COPS!!"
"ADESSO CHIAMO LA POLIZIA!!"
*UUUGH*
*UUUGH*
No dude--dude, please. I-I did this to the last guy, he was actually-- he looked a lot like you actu---
No amico-- amico, per favore. I-Io ho già fatto questo al tizio di prima, e lui-- e lui ti assomigliava molt---
*rapid gun shots*
*Spari di arma automatica*
Ah 'scuse me, how're ya doing?
Ah, mi scusi, come va?
"Sup!"
"Com'è?"
You know what? "Is this everything?"
Sai cosa? "Tutto qui?"
These look incredibly-- "OOOH NOOO!" Is that-- is that...
Questo somiglia incredibilment-- "OH NOOOO!" è forse...
"AHHH!" Is that shit?
"AHHH" è forse merda?
Are you--are you selling faecal matter? "OOOH NOOO!" Pretending it's food?
Stai... stai vendendo degli escrementi? "OHHH NOOOO!" Spacciandolo per cibo?
*repeated screaming*
*Urli ripetuti*
"Hell No!" "AH NO!"
"Dio, No!" "AH NO!"
*gunshot*
*Sparo*
"AAAAHHHHH!!!!"
"AHHHHHHH!!!!"
"WOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!"
"WOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"AAHH---"
"AHHH--"
*gunshot*
*sparo*
*snickering*
*risate soffocate*
*laughing*
*risate*
(Outro Music)
(Musica di fine video)
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