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("Tthhee Ppaarrttyy" by Justice)
(TTHHEE PPAARRTTYY von Justice)
- T-O, it does not stand for Tyler Oakley right now.
T-O, das steht gerade nicht für Tyler Oakley.
It stands for ticked off.
Es steht für total oberstinkig.
I am T-O'd right now.
Ich bin gerade T-O.
And do you wanna know why I'm T-O'd?
Und wollt ihr wissen, warum ich T-O bin?
It's because of parents and teachers and adults
Es ist, weil Eltern und Lehrer und Erwachsene
telling children a myth,
Kindern einen Mythos erzählen,
that the best thing to do when life gives you lemons
dass die beste Sache, wenn das Leben dir Zitronen gibt, ist,
is to make lemonade.
Limonade draus zu machen.
That is a filthy lie.
Das ist eine dreckige Lüge.
When teachers tell you to do that, children,
Wenn Lehrer euch das erzählen, Kinder,
you listen to me.
hört ihr auf mich.
You take one little ear and you stick it up
Ihr nehmt euer kleines Ohr und haltet es
against your little Mac and you listen to me.
gegen euren kleinen Mac und hört mir zu.
You listen.
Hört zu.
When life gives you lemons
Wenn das Leben dir Zitronen gibt,
you stick those two lemons in your bra and you work it.
steckt ihr diese zwei Zitronen in euren BH und macht das Beste draus.
You work it until you are worked out
Ihr macht das Beste draus, bis ihr nicht mehr könnt,
because the only way to make it in this world
weil der einzige Weg, es in dieser Welt zu schaffen, ist,
is to have double D's out of lemons.
ein Doppel-D-Körbchen aus Zitronen zu haben.
And if you don't got 'em, you stick 'em in.
Und falls ihr es nicht habt, steckt ihr sie rein.
And if you can't work it,
Und falls du nicht das Beste draus machst,
then you will never survive.
wirst du nie überleben.
("Tthhee Ppaarrttyy" by Justice)
(TTHHEE PPAARRTTYY von Justice)
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