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Okay, so everybody's just like making merch, and I've been wanting to make merch for so long

每個人都在做周邊商品，我也想要自己的周邊很久了

I just like have no- I don't. I don't. I don't.

我只是沒有- 我... 我沒有... 我沒有...

Do I need merch?

我需要周邊嗎？

I didn't know I needed merch until everybody else got it and I wanted it.

在大家都有之前，我不知道我需要，但我現在也想要有

That's it. I want merch. I just like don't have the time. I have so much time.

就是這樣，我想要有自己的周邊，只是我沒有時間

Everybody's making merch. All my friends have it.

其實我有很多時間... 每個人都在做周邊，我所有的朋友都已經有了

So instead of like going through a company or like you know

但不像是那種走進一間公司，或是你知道的

Putting some thought into anything. I decided that I was just gonna make my merch now.

投入很多心思那種，我決定要現在來做我的周邊

So craft time! We're gonna make merch.

手工藝時間！我們要來做周邊

How do you feel about that? Cuz I feel great.

你們覺得如何？我現在感覺非常好

So I have three shirts. We're gonna like hold off on the gray for a hot second cuz I don't have an idea for it.

我準備了三件衣服，先把灰色這件放在旁邊一陣子，目前為止我還不知道該拿他怎麼辦

But right now what I'm thinking is two styles, right? You're gonna start with black because

我在想就做兩個版本好了，先從黑的開始因為

Why would I not have black merch I mean

我怎麼可能會沒有黑色的周邊勒我的鄰居回來了，我聽到她的聲音了

First things first, holes. We need holes like more than the four that are provided.

首先，洞！除了原本就有的四個洞以外，我們還需要更多破洞

I'm sure there's like a strategy to this. I just haven't learned it, so.

我覺得這應該有什麼技巧，但我不知道是什麼所以

Oh my god. Just kidding. That is good.

我的天哪，開玩笑的，他看起來不錯

I should put that like DIY music in that everybody uses just so that everyone knows I'm doing crafts. Cue that.

我應該放個大家做DIY會放的音樂這樣大家就會知道我現在在DIY 下音樂！

I think I'm just gonna stop making videos and just make merch by hands.

我覺得我可以暫時不要錄影片，就專心做手工周邊商品

I'm killing it with the holes like this is going really well so far. It's a little alarming.

目前為止這些破洞處理得非常好，這情況有點令人擔憂

That's about- that's enough right there. Okay.

這樣應該差不多了

You can go. You can just hang out, man. Just wait your turn.

你可以走了。你可以先去旁邊，先生

So I'm thinking for this shirt, We're just gonna do loads and loads of promo because that is all I'm trying to get with these shirts, so

輪到你的時候再來我在想這件T恤，可以拿來做很多很多廣告因為這就是我做這些衣服的本意

This is the kind of video where I need two camera angles and here I am with one so

這類型的影片應該要有兩台相機從不同角度拍，但我只有一台相機所以...

these are glow-in-the-dark paints, so I'm just saying promo more like glow-mo.

這些是螢光(glow-in-the-dark)顏料，所以這個廣告(promo)也可以說成是「光告」(glow-mo)

I hate myself. How long does this take to dry? I should have read the directions. Watch it be like 48 hours.

我到底在幹麻... 這要多久才會乾？我應該要先看說明書的看起來要等個48小時左右

72

72

哦不，是4小時啦

Yes, please no, but actually like can you stream it? It's please?

(在Spotify上點播Ｗrong) 對的，拜託。不過說真的，可以多多幫我點播嗎？拜託

I don't wear this or anybody else. No just me okay

我不想穿這個，有人也是嗎？沒有？只有我？好吧

Okay, I hear you. I don't have four hours.

Okay，我聽到了我沒辦法等四個小時

Here's the problem. I kind of want this shirt now. Yeah bt-dubs

問題來了，我開始有點想要這件衣服了

I'm gonna give these away. If you want one of these, leave a comment down below telling me why you deserve to get this

哦，對了，這些衣服我是要送給你們的如果你想要其中任何一件的話，在下面留言告訴我為什麼你應該要得到這個

shit merch. Slow and steady, Ally. Get it.

爛周邊慢慢來 Ally

You know when something's like gonna go wrong, but you're about to do it anyway.

你知道這種感覺就是明知道這樣做會不太妙，但你已經正在做了

Why is this good? Why is this? Well, I enjoyed this.

為什麼它看起來好像還不錯？為什麼？

This shirt is missing just like a touch of disparity.

哇，我喜歡它這件衣服現在就只缺一咪咪的不協調

So I'm gonna put a real big Please. Please with a period so they know that I mean business, okay?

所以我要加上一個非常大的「拜託」旁邊再加上一個句點這樣大家就知道我只是為了要做生意而已

We're gonna hit him with one more. Download? Who says that? I should have written Buy.

再來加一個「下載」有誰會這樣說？我應該寫「購買」的

Oops, okay well it's too late now. Download I guess.

啊喔，來不及了，就寫「下載」吧

Boom. Shocka. Locka.

Boom. Shocka. Locka.

Okay, this is it. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Oh my goodness

就是這樣對對對對對喔天啊

等等... 噢不

Okay, it kind of looks. You know it doesn't. Stop it. It doesn't look good.

它看起來有點，你知道它... 看起來不是很好

I mean honestly if anybody wants this one too - I'll still give it away.

呃如果還是有人想要這件的話，我還是會給你啦

Um okay shall we move on to the tie guy? Crafts, am I right? Crafts.

輪到這個紮染的傢伙了，手工藝對吧？手工藝

That's why we can't have nice things

這就是為什麼我們不能有美好的東西

Tie dye time. This is fun.

紮染時間！這好好玩

This looks like it's gonna have directions.

看起來有一些教學說明

What are these? Oh gloves, oh the gloves.

這些是什麼？哦手套，是手套

Okay, easy. I can already see the hair just getting twisted in this and

好，這簡單我看到有貓毛已經被捲在裡面了

I'm already loving this. I'm already so into this shirt. I promise I won't mess this one up. Wait, I love this.

我開始喜歡它了，我好喜歡這件衣服我保證這次不會再搞砸了

This is a good job I'm doing. Oh this is not dyed.

噢～我真的愛它我現在做得真的不錯

I don't understand. Am I supposed to be getting up in there, or is that why I folded it in the first place?

等等，這裡沒有染到我不懂，我應該要從這邊倒進去嗎？

I'm very confused you know. Wrap. Wrap it in what? That was not included. I didn't get no no no no

還是這就是我一開始把衣服摺成這樣的原因？我現在好混亂... 包起來？包在哪裡？這裡沒有可以包的東西啊，我找不到

不～～～～

I still don't see this happening. Set it and forget it.

我覺得這樣行不通

I'm not feeling this gray shirt for some odd reason, so I just got a black shirt from my closet so

先放在旁邊不要管它因為某些奇怪的原因，我不喜歡這件灰色的衣服所以我從衣櫥裡又拿了一件黑色的衣服出來

Let's try this again. I feel like I'd be doing something really wrong if I didn't put a flamingo somewhere on this.

再來試一次我覺得應該要畫隻紅鶴在上面，否則就大錯特錯了

Here's the thing no, I know what a flamingo looks like from

但是有個問題，不，沒事，我知道紅鶴長什麼樣子

No, I don't. When that guy tries to draw a chameleon from memory. That was what was about to happen

呃不，我不知道記得有個傢伙嘗試畫出記憶裡的變色龍的樣子嗎

Oh, yeah, I would have messed this up. Wait.

我差點就烙到一樣的下場了哦耶，我可能又要搞砸了

What a flamingo feet look like? Does anybody know? Got stuff on her head. Less is more. This is turning out well.

紅鶴的腳長什麼樣子？有人知道嗎？我在她頭上加了點東西... 簡單就是美哇，看起來真是不錯

What's going on? I really should have learned my lesson the first time, but here I am.

現在是什麼狀況？我應該從剛剛的事得到教訓，但不管了

Oh my god. Cute!

我的天哪，好可愛！

Whoever wins this shirt, by the way, you get to keep all of the cat hair that comes on it as well.

不管最後誰拿到這件衣服所有的貓毛都會留在上面一起給你

So it's kind of like a double win here. I'm just saying.

有點像是一個雙贏的概念，我只是隨便說說的啦

I'm trying to figure out why I couldn't do this properly and I realize

我想知道為什麼我沒辦法好好的做，然後我發現

Yes bitch, get that glow-mo.

把那「光告」畫上去

What if nobody comments that they want this merch? Actually saved me a trip to the post office.

如果最後沒有人留言想要這些衣服怎麼辦？也好啦，省了我去郵局的一段路

This is great. This is so good

這看起來不錯，看起來很好

I'm loving it again

我又愛上它了

Remember when I loved the old merch too - and then I ruined it. Is my tie dye done? Coz it's been eight hours.

記得我剛剛也說我喜歡第一件嗎？然後我就把它毀了... 不知道我的紮染好了沒，感覺已經過了八小時

Yes, look at all that cat hair. Wow.

看看這些貓毛

Yeah, my inability to space these words out is almost impressive at this point. I think we're done here.

哇耶我在這時候沒辦法把這些字都放進去實在讓人有點驚訝

I would write - see you later suckers on the back, but let's be real. I don't have 14 hours to wait for this to dry.

我覺得差不多了原本想在背面寫「下次見了小廢渣們」但我實在沒有14個小時可以等它乾

It's gonna be a while.

我看是要等一陣子了

All right, it's been several hours, and everything is just damp now, which is good enough for me.

幾個小時過去了所有東西看起來有一點潮濕，但我覺得已經可以了

Okay, I wanted the rainbow - just like scream gay, but it didn't, so I had to just yell myself, alright.

我原本預期會是個彩虹，有個很明顯GAY的感覺但它長得不太像，所以我直接把字加上去了

We did it. I did it. Merch option number one. Here's the front. Here's the back

我們做到了！我做到了！來，周邊商品一，這是前面，這是後面

Option number two. We've got the glow-mo promo.

商品二，也就是我們的「光告廣告」

I really gotta stop saying that and last but not least - the first attempt I

我不應該再開這個玩笑了還有還有，我的第一個作品我...

So yeah if any of you guys want one of these three limited edition shirt,

所以如果有人想要限量T-shirt的話

leave a comment and let me know and I will pick some people. I don't know when I'm actually gonna get real merch.

留言讓我知道，最後我會選出幾個人來我不知道什麼時候我會做真正的周邊商品

But what I do know is that imma see you later suckers.

我知道的是我們下次見了，小廢渣們

I just got an xac- no one cares.

我有一支美-

Ally, nobody cares that you just got an xacto knife.

沒人會在乎 Ally 沒有人會在乎你有一隻美工刀

You care, but nobody else does.

你在乎，但其他人不在乎

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