Spending halloween with my superhero hubbo šŸŽƒā¤ļø at home šŸ YouTube↗  IA↗(long shot)
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(soft upbeat music)
(Ł…ŁˆŲ³ŪŒŁ‚ŪŒ Ł†Ų±Ł… Łˆ Ł†Ų“Ų§Ų· Ų¢ŁˆŲ±)
- [Announcer] Attention attention.
- [ŚÆŁˆŪŒŁ†ŲÆŁ‡] ŲŖŁˆŲ¬Ł‡ ŲŖŁˆŲ¬Ł‡.
This just in, a giant monster
Ł‡Ł…ŪŒŁ† Ų­Ų§Ł„Ų§ ŲŒ ŪŒŚ© Ł‡ŪŒŁˆŁ„Ų§ŪŒ ŲŗŁˆŁ„ Ł¾ŪŒŚ©Ų±
is attacking Bikini Bottom. (screaming)
ŲÆŲ± Ų­Ų§Ł„ Ų­Ł…Ł„Ł‡ ŲØŁ‡ Ł¾Ų§ŪŒŪŒŁ† ŲØŪŒŚ©ŪŒŁ†ŪŒ Ų§Ų³ŲŖ. (Ų¬ŪŒŲŗ)
(soft music)
(Ł…ŁˆŲ³ŪŒŁ‚ŪŒ Ų¢Ų±Ų§Ł…)
(phone ringing)
(Ų²Ł†ŚÆ ŲŖŁ„ŁŁ†)
- It's the mayor.
- Ų§ŪŒŁ† Ų“Ł‡Ų±ŲÆŲ§Ų± Ų§Ų³ŲŖ.
(speaks in foreign language)
(ŲØŁ‡ Ų²ŲØŲ§Ł† Ų®Ų§Ų±Ų¬ŪŒ ŲµŲ­ŲØŲŖ Ł…ŪŒ Ś©Ł†ŲÆ)
The city's in trouble?
Ų“Ł‡Ų± ŲÆŚ†Ų§Ų± Ł…Ų“Ś©Ł„ Ų§Ų³ŲŖŲŸ
We'll be right there.
Ł…Ų§ Ł‡Ł…Ų§Ł†Ų¬Ų§ Ų®ŁˆŲ§Ł‡ŪŒŁ… ŲØŁˆŲÆ
(soft upbeat music)
(Ł…ŁˆŲ³ŪŒŁ‚ŪŒ Ų¢Ų±Ų§Ł… Łˆ Ł†Ų“Ų§Ų· Ų¢ŁˆŲ±)
Mermaid Man! - Barnacle Boy!
Ł…Ų±ŲÆ Ł¾Ų±ŪŒ ŲÆŲ±ŪŒŲ§ŪŒŪŒ! - Ł¾Ų³Ų± ŲØŲ§Ų±Ł†Ų§Ś©Ł„!
- To the invisimobile.
- ŲØŁ‡ invisimobile.
(mimicking car engine)
(ŲŖŁ‚Ł„ŪŒŲÆ Ų§Ų² Ł…ŁˆŲŖŁˆŲ± Ł…Ų§Ų“ŪŒŁ†)
Hey Barnacle Boy? - Yes Mermaid Man?
Hey Barnacle BoyŲŸ - ŲØŁ„Ł‡ Ł¾Ų±ŪŒ ŲÆŲ±ŪŒŲ§ŪŒŪŒ Ł…Ų±ŲÆŲŸ
- Let's go save the city.
- ŲØŪŒŲ§ ŲØŲ±ŪŒŁ… Ų“Ł‡Ų± Ų±Łˆ Ł†Ų¬Ų§ŲŖ ŲØŲÆŪŒŁ….
(laughs) The city's in danger.
(Ł…ŪŒ Ų®Ł†ŲÆŲÆ) Ų“Ł‡Ų± ŲÆŲ± Ų®Ų·Ų± Ų§Ų³ŲŖ.
Welcome to our Halloween special.
ŲØŁ‡ ŁˆŪŒŚ˜Ł‡ Ł‡Ų§Ł„ŁˆŁˆŪŒŁ† Ł…Ų§ Ų®ŁˆŲ“ Ų¢Ł…ŲÆŪŒŲÆ.
- We have pumpkin carving,
- Ł…Ų§ Ų­Ś©Ų§Ś©ŪŒ Ś©ŲÆŁˆ ŲŖŁ†ŲØŁ„ ŲÆŲ§Ų±ŪŒŁ… ŲŒ
and then we have "trivia".
Łˆ Ų³Ł¾Ų³ "Ś†ŪŒŲ²Ł‡Ų§ŪŒ ŲØŪŒ Ų§Ł‡Ł…ŪŒŲŖ" ŲÆŲ§Ų±ŪŒŁ….
- Oh Count Brutus is here with us.
- Ų¢Ł‡ Ś©Ł†ŲŖ ŲØŲ±ŁˆŲŖŁˆŲ³ Ų§ŪŒŁ†Ų¬Ų§ ŲØŲ§ Ł…Ų§Ų³ŲŖ.
Okay first thing's first,
Ų§ŁˆŁ„ Ų§Ų² Ł‡Ł…Ł‡ ŲŒ
we couldn't find any pumpkin in store.
Ł…Ų§ Ś©ŲÆŁˆ ŲŖŁ†ŲØŁ„ ŁŲ±ŁˆŲ“ŚÆŲ§Ł‡ŪŒ Ł¾ŪŒŲÆŲ§ Ł†Ś©Ų±ŲÆŪŒŁ….
They ran out.
Ų¢Ł†Ł‡Ų§ ŲŖŁ…Ų§Ł… Ų“ŲÆ.
- Are these squash?
- Ų§ŪŒŁ†Ł‡Ų§ Ś©ŲÆŁˆ ŲŖŁ†ŲØŁ„ Ł‡Ų³ŲŖŁ†ŲÆŲŸ
What are these?
Ų§ŪŒŁ† Ł‡Ų§ Ś†Ł‡ Ł‡Ų³ŲŖŁ†ŲÆŲŸ
So this is what I'm gonna try to do.
ŲØŁ†Ų§ŲØŲ±Ų§ŪŒŁ† Ų§ŪŒŁ† Ś†ŪŒŲ²ŪŒ Ų§Ų³ŲŖ Ś©Ł‡ Ł…Ł† Ł…ŪŒ Ų®ŁˆŲ§Ł‡Ł… Ų§Ł†Ų¬Ų§Ł… ŲÆŁ‡Ł….
I see that you went straight for the most
Ł…ŪŒ ŲØŪŒŁ†Ł… Ś©Ł‡ Ų“Ł…Ų§ Ł…Ų³ŲŖŁ‚ŪŒŁ…Ų§Ł‹ ŲØŁ‡ ŲÆŁ†ŲØŲ§Ł„
phallic of them all.
ŁŲ§Ł„ŪŒŚ© ŲŖŲ±ŪŒŁ† Ų¢Ł†Ł‡Ų§ Ł‡Ų³ŲŖŪŒŲÆ.
I love the choice we went for our costume.
Ł…Ł† Ų§Ł†ŲŖŲ®Ų§ŲØŪŒ Ų±Ų§ Ś©Ł‡ ŲØŲ±Ų§ŪŒ Ł„ŲØŲ§Ų³ Ų®ŁˆŲÆ Ų§Ł†ŲŖŲ®Ų§ŲØ Ś©Ų±ŲÆŪŒŁ… ŲÆŁˆŲ³ŲŖ ŲÆŲ§Ų±Ł….
It's really camp.
ŁˆŲ§Ł‚Ų¹Ų§Ł‹ Ų§Ų±ŲÆŁˆ Ų§Ų³ŲŖ.
Can we eat it like this?
Ų¢ŪŒŲ§ Ł…ŪŒ ŲŖŁˆŲ§Ł†ŪŒŁ… Ų§ŪŒŁ†ŚÆŁˆŁ†Ł‡ ŲØŲ®ŁˆŲ±ŪŒŁ…ŲŸ
- Ew don't.
- Ł†Ł‡ ŲŒ
- I think you can.
- ŁŚ©Ų± Ł…ŪŒ Ś©Ł†Ł… Ł…ŪŒ ŲŖŁˆŲ§Ł†ŪŒ.
- That looks really nasty inside.
- Ų§ŪŒŁ† Ų§Ų² Ł†ŲøŲ± ŲøŲ§Ł‡Ų±ŪŒ ŲØŲ³ŪŒŲ§Ų± Ų²Ł†Ł†ŲÆŁ‡ Ų§Ų³ŲŖ.
- Babe you're gonna have to tighten my bra.
- Ų¹Ų²ŪŒŲ²Ł… ŲŖŁˆ ŲØŲ§ŪŒŲÆ Ų³ŁˆŲŖŪŒŁ† Ł…Ł† Ų±Ų§ Ų³ŁŲŖ Ś©Ł†ŪŒ.
Keeps on falling.
ŲØŁ‡ Ų²Ł…ŪŒŁ† Ł…ŪŒ Ų®ŁˆŲ±ŲÆ
Please?
Ł„Ų·ŁŲ§ŲŸ
My seashells are falling.
ŲµŲÆŁ Ł‡Ų§ŪŒ Ł…Ł† ŲÆŲ± Ų­Ų§Ł„ Ų³Ł‚ŁˆŲ· Ų§Ų³ŲŖ.
- This looks horrible.
- Ų§ŪŒŁ† ŁˆŲ­Ų“ŲŖŁ†Ų§Ś© ŲØŁ‡ Ł†ŲøŲ± Ł…ŪŒ Ų±Ų³ŲÆ.
What happened to me?
Ś†Ł‡ Ų§ŲŖŁŲ§Ł‚ŪŒ ŲØŲ±Ų§ŪŒ Ł…Ł† Ų§ŁŲŖŲ§ŲÆŲŸ
Like I used to be so creative.
Ł…Ų«Ł„ Ų§ŪŒŁ†Ś©Ł‡ Ł‚ŲØŁ„Ų§ Ų®ŪŒŁ„ŪŒ Ų®Ł„Ų§Ł‚ ŲØŁˆŲÆŁ….
Yes.
Ų¢Ų±Ł‡.
Let it out girl, let it out.
ŲØŚÆŲ°Ų§Ų± ŲÆŲ®ŲŖŲ± ŲØŪŒŲ±ŁˆŁ† ŲŒ ŲØŚÆŲ°Ų§Ų± ŲØŪŒŲ±ŁˆŁ†.
No.
Ł†Ł‡
- This one's good.
- Ų§ŪŒŁ† ŪŒŚ©ŪŒ Ų®ŁˆŲØ Ų§Ų³ŲŖ.
Eat some.
Ł…Ł‚ŲÆŲ§Ų±ŪŒ ŲØŲ®ŁˆŲ±
- You got this babe.
- Ų§ŪŒŁ† Ų¹Ų²ŪŒŲ²Ł… Ų±Łˆ ŚÆŲ±ŁŲŖŪŒ
Don't let my pumpkin intimidate you.
Ł†ŚÆŲ°Ų§Ų± Ś©ŲÆŁˆ ŲŖŁ†ŲØŁ„ Ł…Ł† ŲŖŁˆ Ų±Ų§ ŲØŲŖŲ±Ų³Ų§Ł†ŲÆ.
- Yeah.
- Ų¢Ų±Ł‡
- Look. - Cute.
- Ł†ŚÆŲ§Ł‡ Ś©Ł† - Ų¬Ų°Ų§ŲØ.
- It's actually super cute.
- ŲÆŲ± ŁˆŲ§Ł‚Ų¹ ŁŁˆŁ‚ Ų§Ł„Ų¹Ų§ŲÆŁ‡ Ų²ŪŒŲØŲ§Ų³ŲŖ.
- You actually have talent.
- Ų“Ł…Ų§ ŲÆŲ± ŁˆŲ§Ł‚Ų¹ Ų§Ų³ŲŖŲ¹ŲÆŲ§ŲÆ ŲÆŲ§Ų±ŪŒŲÆ.
- You know how like when you were in elementary school
- Ų“Ł…Ų§ Ł…ŪŒ ŲÆŲ§Ł†ŪŒŲÆ Ś©Ł‡ Ś†Ų·ŁˆŲ± ŁˆŁ‚ŲŖŪŒ ŲÆŲ± Ł…ŲÆŲ±Ų³Ł‡ Ų§ŲØŲŖŲÆŲ§ŪŒŪŒ ŲØŁˆŲÆŪŒŲÆ
there's always like the kid who like the really smart one,
ŲŒ Ł‡Ł…ŪŒŲ“Ł‡ Ł…Ų«Ł„ ŲØŚ†Ł‡ Ų§ŪŒ Ś©Ł‡ ŲØŚ†Ł‡ ŲØŲ§Ł‡ŁˆŲ“ ŲŒ
the teacher's pet, and there's like the joker.
Ų­ŪŒŁˆŲ§Ł† Ų®Ų§Ł†ŚÆŪŒ Ł…Ų¹Ł„Ł… Ų±Ų§ ŲÆŁˆŲ³ŲŖ ŲÆŲ§Ų±ŲÆ ŲŒ Łˆ Ł…Ų§Ł†Ł†ŲÆ ŲØŲ°Ł„Ł‡ ŚÆŁˆ ŁˆŲ¬ŁˆŲÆ ŲÆŲ§Ų±ŲÆ.
What were you?
Ś†ŪŒ ŲØŁˆŲÆŪŒŲŸ
- I was the boy in a band.
- Ł…Ł† Ł¾Ų³Ų± ŪŒŚ© ŚÆŲ±ŁˆŁ‡ ŲØŁˆŲÆŁ….
- I had different phases.
- ŁŲ§Ų²Ł‡Ų§ŪŒ Ł…Ų®ŲŖŁ„ŁŪŒ ŲÆŲ§Ų“ŲŖŁ….
At some point I was just like the really loud,
ŲÆŲ± ŲØŲ¹Ų¶ŪŒ Ų§Ų² Ł…ŁˆŲ§Ł‚Ų¹ Ł…Ł† ŲÆŁ‚ŪŒŁ‚Ų§Ł‹ Ų“ŲØŪŒŁ‡ ŪŒŚ© Ų“Ų®Ųµ Ś©Ų§Ł…Ł„Ų§Ł‹ ŲØŁ„Ł†ŲÆ Łˆ
obnoxious one.
Ł…Ł†Ų²Ų¬Ų± Ś©Ł†Ł†ŲÆŁ‡ ŲØŁˆŲÆŁ… .
- You still are.
- ŲŖŁˆ Ł‡Ł†ŁˆŲ² Ł‡Ų³ŲŖŪŒ
- Yay, you're done!
- ŲØŁ„Ł‡ ŲŒ Ų“Ł…Ų§ ŲŖŁ…Ų§Ł… Ų“ŲÆ!
- Here you have it folks.
- Ų§ŪŒŁ†Ų¬Ų§ Ų“Ł…Ų§ Ų¢Ł† Ų±Ų§ ŲÆŲ§Ų±ŪŒŲÆ
We have a pumpkin.
Ł…Ų§ Ś©ŲÆŁˆ ŲŖŁ†ŲØŁ„ ŲÆŲ§Ų±ŪŒŁ….
- Bill-Roy, Alfred, and homophobia.
- ŲØŪŒŁ„ Ų±ŁˆŪŒ ŲŒ Ų¢Ł„ŁŲ±ŲÆ ŲŒ Łˆ Ł‡Ł…Ų¬Ł†Ų³ŚÆŲ±Ų§ŪŒŪŒ.
This can be your Christmas card photo.
Ų§ŪŒŁ† Ł…ŪŒ ŲŖŁˆŲ§Ł†ŲÆ Ų¹Ś©Ų³ Ś©Ų§Ų±ŲŖ Ś©Ų±ŪŒŲ³Ł…Ų³ Ų“Ł…Ų§ ŲØŲ§Ų“ŲÆ.
- Good job babe.
- Ś©Ų§Ų± Ų®ŁˆŲØŪŒ Ų¹Ų²ŪŒŲ²Ł….
- Is this our thumbnail?
- Ų§ŪŒŁ† ŲŖŲµŁˆŪŒŲ± Ś©ŁˆŚ†Ś© Ł…Ų§Ų³ŲŖŲŸ
- Is this our thumbnail?
- Ų§ŪŒŁ† ŲŖŲµŁˆŪŒŲ± Ś©ŁˆŚ†Ś© Ł…Ų§Ų³ŲŖŲŸ
So are you ready to make "Halloween punch"?
ŲØŁ†Ų§ŲØŲ±Ų§ŪŒŁ† Ų¢ŪŒŲ§ Ų¢Ł…Ų§ŲÆŁ‡ Ų³Ų§Ų®ŲŖ "Ł¾Ų§Ł†Ś† Ł‡Ų§Ł„ŁˆŁˆŪŒŁ†" Ł‡Ų³ŲŖŪŒŲÆŲŸ
- Let's get drunk.
- ŲØŪŒŲ§ Ł…Ų³ŲŖ ŲØŲ“ŪŒŁ….
- Thanks Barnacle Boy.
- Ł…Ł…Ł†ŁˆŁ† ŲØŲ§Ų±Ł†Ų§Ś©Ł„ Ł¾Ų³Ų±.
I'm gonna start with four quartz cranberry juice.
Ł…Ł† Ł…ŪŒ Ų®ŁˆŲ§Ł‡Ł… ŲØŲ§ Ś†Ł‡Ų§Ų± Ų¢ŲØ Ś©Ų±Ł†ŲØŲ±ŪŒ Ś©ŁˆŲ§Ų±ŲŖŲ² Ų“Ų±ŁˆŲ¹ Ś©Ł†Ł….
So how many is four quartz?
ŲØŁ†Ų§ŲØŲ±Ų§ŪŒŁ† Ś†Ł‡Ų§Ų± Ś©ŁˆŲ§Ų±ŲŖŲ² Ś†Ł†ŲÆ Ų§Ų³ŲŖŲŸ
(crickets chirping)
(Ų¬ŪŒŲ±Ų¬ŪŒŲ±Ś© Ų¬ŪŒŲ±Ų¬ŪŒŲ±Ś©)
(juice pouring)
(Ų±ŪŒŲ®ŲŖŁ† Ų¢ŲØ)
So we're using cranberries and...
ŲØŁ†Ų§ŲØŲ±Ų§ŪŒŁ† Ł…Ų§ Ų§Ų² Ł‚Ų±Ł‡ Ł‚Ų§Ų· Łˆ ...
(crickets chirping)
(Ų¬ŪŒŲ±Ų¬ŪŒŲ± Ų¬ŪŒŲ±Ų¬ŪŒŲ±Ś©)
We're using raspberries and cranberries.
Ų§Ų² ŲŖŁ…Ų“Ś© Łˆ Ł‚Ų±Ł‡ Ł‚Ų§Ų· Ų§Ų³ŲŖŁŲ§ŲÆŁ‡ Ł…ŪŒ Ś©Ł†ŪŒŁ….
Next-- - Fix your bra.
ŲØŲ¹ŲÆŪŒ-- - Ų³ŁˆŲŖŪŒŁ† Ų®ŁˆŲÆ Ų±Ų§ Ų§ŲµŁ„Ų§Ų­ Ś©Ł†ŪŒŲÆ.
Keeps falling all day.
Ų³Ł‚ŁˆŲ· Ų±Ų§ ŲÆŲ± ŲŖŁ…Ų§Ł… Ų±ŁˆŲ² Ų­ŁŲø Ł…ŪŒ Ś©Ł†ŲÆ.
- You know what?
- Ł…ŪŒŲÆŁˆŁ†ŪŒ Ś†ŪŒŁ‡ŲŸ
My back started to hurt so I understand those women
Ś©Ł…Ų±Ł… Ų“Ų±ŁˆŲ¹ ŲØŁ‡ ŲÆŲ±ŲÆ Ł…ŪŒ Ś©Ł†ŲÆ ŲŒ ŲØŁ†Ų§ŲØŲ±Ų§ŪŒŁ† Ł…ŪŒ ŁŁ‡Ł…Ł… Ś©Ł‡ Ų¢Ł† ŲÆŲ³ŲŖŁ‡ Ų§Ų² Ų²Ł†Ų§Ł†ŪŒ Ś©Ł‡
complaining about their bra that hurt their back.
Ų§Ų² Ų³ŁˆŲŖŪŒŁ† Ų®ŁˆŲÆ Ś©Ł…Ų±Ų“Ų§Ł† Ų±Ų§ Ł†Ų§Ų±Ų§Ų­ŲŖ Ł…ŪŒ Ś©Ł†Ł†ŲÆ Ų“Ś©Ų§ŪŒŲŖ ŲÆŲ§Ų±Ł†ŲÆ.
Frozen lemonade concentrate.
Ś©Ł†Ų³Ų§Ł†ŲŖŲ±Ł‡ Ł„ŪŒŁ…ŁˆŁ†Ų§ŲÆ Ł…Ł†Ų¬Ł…ŲÆ.
(gasps)
(Ł†ŁŲ³ Ł†ŁŲ³ Ł…ŪŒ Ų²Ł†ŲÆ)
- You farted? - Maybe.
- ŚÆŁˆŲ² Ś©Ų±ŲÆŪŒŲŸ - Ų“Ų§ŪŒŲÆ.
- You did?
- Ś©Ų±ŲÆŪŒŲŸ
(laughing)
(ŲØŲ§ Ų®Ł†ŲÆŁ‡)
Did you really? - Yes.
ŁˆŲ§Ł‚Ų¹Ų§Ł‹ŲŸ - Ų¢Ų±Ł‡.
- It's so bad.
- Ų®ŪŒŁ„ŪŒ ŲØŲÆ Ų§Ų³ŲŖ.
- It's a Halloween fart.
- Ų§ŪŒŁ† ŪŒŚ© ŚÆŁˆŲ² Ł‡Ų§Ł„ŁˆŁˆŪŒŁ† Ų§Ų³ŲŖ.
- It's so bad Max.
- Ų®ŪŒŁ„ŪŒ ŲØŲÆ Ų§Ų³ŲŖ Ł…Ś©Ų³.
I can't do it.
Ł…Ł† Ł†Ł…ŪŒ ŲŖŁˆŲ§Ł†Ł… Ų¢Ł† Ų±Ų§ Ų§Ł†Ų¬Ų§Ł… ŲÆŁ‡Ł…
(laughing)
(ŲØŲ§ Ų®Ł†ŲÆŁ‡)
- Evil!
- Ų§ŪŒŁˆŁ„!
Evil!
Ų§ŪŒŁˆŁ„
The final part is more like a touch to decorate.
Ł‚Ų³Ł…ŲŖ Ų¢Ų®Ų± ŲØŪŒŲ“ŲŖŲ± Ų“ŲØŪŒŁ‡ Ł„Ł…Ų³ ŲØŲ±Ų§ŪŒ ŲŖŲ²Ų¦ŪŒŁ† Ų§Ų³ŲŖ.
So we're gonna use those litchis and blueberries to do eyes.
ŲØŁ†Ų§ŲØŲ±Ų§ŪŒŁ† Ł…Ų§ Ł…ŪŒ Ų®ŁˆŲ§Ł‡ŪŒŁ… Ų§Ų² Ų¢Ł† Ł„Ś†Ų³ Łˆ Ų²ŲŗŲ§Ł„ Ų§Ų®ŲŖŁ‡ ŲØŲ±Ų§ŪŒ Ų§Ł†Ų¬Ų§Ł… Ś†Ų“Ł… Ų§Ų³ŲŖŁŲ§ŲÆŁ‡ Ś©Ł†ŪŒŁ….
- Oh my God they actually do look like eyeballs.
- ŁˆŲ§ŪŒ Ų®ŲÆŲ§ŪŒ Ł…Ł† ŲŒ Ų¢Ł†Ł‡Ų§ ŲÆŲ± ŁˆŲ§Ł‚Ų¹ Ų“ŲØŪŒŁ‡ Ś©Ų±Ł‡ Ś†Ų“Ł… Ł‡Ų³ŲŖŁ†ŲÆ.
- They're eyeballs.
- Ų¢Ł†Ł‡Ų§ Ś©Ų±Ł‡ Ś†Ų“Ł… Ł‡Ų³ŲŖŁ†ŲÆ.
(soft music)
(Ł…ŁˆŲ³ŪŒŁ‚ŪŒ Ų¢Ų±Ų§Ł…)
Can I lick your eyeball?
Ų¢ŪŒŲ§ Ł…ŪŒ ŲŖŁˆŲ§Ł†Ł… Ś©Ų±Ł‡ Ś†Ų“Ł… Ų“Ł…Ų§ Ų±Ų§ Ł„ŪŒŲ³ ŲØŲ²Ł†Ł…ŲŸ
- If you were a girl I bet you'd have big boobs.
- Ų§ŚÆŲ± Ų“Ł…Ų§ ŪŒŚ© ŲÆŲ®ŲŖŲ± ŲØŁˆŲÆŪŒŲÆ Ų“Ų±Ų· Ł…ŪŒ ŲØŁ†ŲÆŁ… Ś©Ł‡ Ł…Ų“Ų§Ų¹Ų±Ł‡ Ł‡Ų§ŪŒ ŲØŲ²Ų±ŚÆ ŲÆŲ§Ų“ŲŖŁ‡ ŲØŲ§Ų“ŪŒŲÆ.
- I would be a girl with big bones.
- Ł…Ł† ŲÆŲ®ŲŖŲ±ŪŒ ŲØŲ§ Ų§Ų³ŲŖŲ®ŁˆŲ§Ł† Ł‡Ų§ŪŒ ŲØŲ²Ų±ŚÆ Ų®ŁˆŲ§Ł‡Ł… ŲØŁˆŲÆ.
Hi.
Ų³Ł„Ų§Ł….
We froze those hands, we just need to cut them open
Ł…Ų§ Ų¢Ł† ŲÆŲ³ŲŖ Ł‡Ų§ Ų±Ų§ ŪŒŲ® Ų²ŲÆŁ‡ Ų§ŪŒŁ… ŲŒ ŁŁ‚Ų· ŲØŲ§ŪŒŲÆ Ų¢Ł†Ł‡Ų§ Ų±Ų§
without breaking the fingers.
ŲØŲÆŁˆŁ† Ų“Ś©Ų³ŲŖŁ† Ų§Ł†ŚÆŲ“ŲŖŲ§Ł† ŲØŲ±Ų“ ŲÆŁ‡ŪŒŁ….
- Unpeel the condom.
- Ś©Ų§Ł†ŲÆŁˆŁ… Ų±Ų§ Ų¬ŲÆŲ§ Ł†Ś©Ł†ŪŒŲÆ.
- Ah I broke this one.
- Ų¢Ł‡ Ł…Ł† Ų§ŪŒŁ† ŪŒŚ©ŪŒ Ų±Ų§ Ų“Ś©Ų³ŲŖŁ….
Just put it in there.
ŁŁ‚Ų· Ų¢Ł† Ų±Ų§ ŲÆŲ± Ų¢Ł†Ų¬Ų§ Ł‚Ų±Ų§Ų± ŲÆŁ‡ŪŒŲÆ.
Yay.
ŲØŁ„Ł‡
There you go babe, our "Halloween punch".
Ų“Ł…Ų§ Ų¢Ł†Ų¬Ų§ Ł‡Ų³ŲŖŪŒŲÆ Ų¹Ų²ŪŒŲ²Ł… ŲŒ "Ł…Ų“ŲŖ Ł‡Ų§Ł„ŁˆŁˆŪŒŁ†" Ł…Ų§.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
- ŲØŁ‡ Ų³Ł„Ų§Ł…ŲŖŪŒ. - ŲØŁ‡ Ų³Ł„Ų§Ł…ŲŖŪŒ.
- Let's get weird.
- ŲØŪŒŲ§ŪŒŪŒŲÆ Ų¹Ų¬ŪŒŲØ Ų“ŁˆŪŒŁ….
- Tastes good right?
- Ų³Ł„ŪŒŁ‚Ł‡ Ų®ŁˆŲØ Ų§Ų³ŲŖŲŸ
You can't even taste the alcohol.
Ų­ŲŖŪŒ Ł†Ł…ŪŒ ŲŖŁˆŲ§Ł†ŪŒŲÆ Ų§Ł„Ś©Ł„ Ų±Ų§ ŲØŚ†Ų“ŪŒŲÆ.
- It's actually really good.
- ŲÆŲ± ŁˆŲ§Ł‚Ų¹ Ų®ŪŒŁ„ŪŒ Ų®ŁˆŲØ Ų§Ų³ŲŖ.
- Now are you ready for some "Halloween trivia"?
- Ų­Ų§Ł„Ų§ Ų¢ŪŒŲ§ ŲØŲ±Ų§ŪŒ ŲØŲ±Ų®ŪŒ Ų§Ų² "Ś†ŪŒŲ²Ł‡Ų§ŪŒ ŲØŪŒ Ų§Ł‡Ł…ŪŒŲŖ Ł‡Ų§Ł„ŁˆŁˆŪŒŁ†" Ų¢Ł…Ų§ŲÆŁ‡ Ł‡Ų³ŲŖŪŒŲÆŲŸ
No 'cause I don't watch Halloween films.
Ł†Ł‡ Ś†ŁˆŁ† ŁŪŒŁ„Ł… Ł‡Ų§ŪŒ Ł‡Ų§Ł„ŁˆŁˆŪŒŁ† Ų±Ų§ Ł†Ł…ŪŒ ŲØŪŒŁ†Ł….
- Babe look, that was the only finger left on it.
- Ł†ŚÆŲ§Ł‡ Ų¹Ų²ŪŒŲ²Ł… ŲŒ Ų§ŪŒŁ† ŲŖŁ†Ł‡Ų§ Ų§Ł†ŚÆŲ“ŲŖ ŲØŲ§Ł‚ŪŒ Ł…Ų§Ł†ŲÆŁ‡ Ų±ŁˆŪŒ Ų¢Ł† ŲØŁˆŲÆ.
Now time for a little "Halloween trivia" time.
Ų§Ś©Ł†ŁˆŁ† Ų²Ł…Ų§Ł† Ś©Ł…ŪŒ Ų²Ł…Ų§Ł† "Ś†ŪŒŲ²Ł‡Ų§ŪŒ ŲØŪŒ Ų§Ł‡Ł…ŪŒŲŖ Ł‡Ų§Ł„ŁˆŁˆŪŒŁ†" Ų§Ų³ŲŖ.
(evil laugh)
(Ų®Ł†ŲÆŁ‡ ŲØŲÆ)
Evil doctor creates a female companion
Ł¾Ų²Ų“Ś© Ų“ŪŒŲ·Ų§Ł† ŪŒŚ© Ł‡Ł…Ų³Ų± Ų²Ł†
for his famous reanimated monster.
ŲØŲ±Ų§ŪŒ Ł‡ŪŒŁˆŁ„Ų§ŪŒ Ł…Ų¹Ų±ŁˆŁ Ų§Ų­ŪŒŲ§ Ų“ŲÆŁ‡ Ų®ŁˆŲÆ Ų§ŪŒŲ¬Ų§ŲÆ Ł…ŪŒ Ś©Ł†ŲÆ .
- "Bride of Frankenstein".
- "Ų¹Ų±ŁˆŲ³ ŁŲ±Ų§Ł†ŁƒŲ“ŲŖŲ§ŁŠŁ†".
- Yes. (makes ding sound)
- Ų¢Ų±Ł‡. (ŲµŲÆŲ§ŪŒ ŲÆŪŒŁ†ŚÆ Ų±Ų§ Ų§ŪŒŲ¬Ų§ŲÆ Ł…ŪŒ Ś©Ł†ŲÆ)
- Homicidal maniac stalks teens in their dreams.
- ŲÆŪŒŁˆŲ§Ł†Ł‡ Ł‚Ų§ŲŖŁ„ Ų¢ŲÆŁ… Ś©Ų“ŪŒ Ł†ŁˆŲ¬ŁˆŲ§Ł†Ų§Ł† Ų±Ų§ ŲÆŲ± Ų®ŁˆŲ§ŲØ Ų±ŲÆ Ł…ŪŒ Ś©Ł†ŲÆ.
- Well of course, it's my buddy Freddy Krueger.
- Ų®ŁˆŲØ Ų§Ł„ŲØŲŖŁ‡ ŲŒ Ų§ŪŒŁ† ŲÆŁˆŲ³ŲŖ Ł…Ł† ŁŲ±ŲÆŪŒ Ś©Ų±ŁˆŚÆŲ± Ų§Ų³ŲŖ.
So that's in the movie "Nightmare on Elm Street".
ŲØŁ†Ų§ŲØŲ±Ų§ŪŒŁ† Ų§ŪŒŁ† ŲÆŲ± ŁŪŒŁ„Ł… "Ś©Ų§ŲØŁˆŲ³ ŲÆŲ± Ų®ŪŒŲ§ŲØŲ§Ł† Ł†Ų§Ų±ŁˆŁ†" Ų§Ų³ŲŖ.
- Caretaker goes insane in haunted hotel
- Ų³Ų±Ų§ŪŒŲÆŲ§Ų± ŲÆŲ± Ł‡ŲŖŁ„ Ų¬Ł† Ų²ŲÆŁ‡ ŲÆŪŒŁˆŲ§Ł†Ł‡ Ł…ŪŒ Ų“ŁˆŲÆ
and haunts his family.
Łˆ Ų®Ų§Ł†ŁˆŲ§ŲÆŁ‡ Ų§Ų“ Ų±Ų§ ŲŖŲ­ŲŖ ŲŖŲ¹Ł‚ŪŒŲØ Ł‚Ų±Ų§Ų± Ł…ŪŒ ŲÆŁ‡ŲÆ.
- It's "The Shining".
- Ų§ŪŒŁ† "ŲÆŲ±Ų®Ų“Ų“" Ų§Ų³ŲŖ.
Where's Johnny?
Ų¬Ų§Ł†ŪŒ Ś©Ų¬Ų§Ų³ŲŖŲŸ
Garden power tools used for evil in Southern USA.
Ų§ŲØŲ²Ų§Ų± Ł‚ŲÆŲ±ŲŖ ŲØŲ§ŲŗŪŒ Ś©Ł‡ ŲÆŲ± Ų¬Ł†ŁˆŲØ Ų§ŪŒŲ§Ł„Ų§ŲŖ Ł…ŲŖŲ­ŲÆŁ‡ Ų¢Ł…Ų±ŪŒŚ©Ų§ ŲØŲ±Ų§ŪŒ Ų“ŪŒŲ·Ų§Ł† Ų§Ų³ŲŖŁŲ§ŲÆŁ‡ Ł…ŪŒ Ų“ŁˆŲÆ
- I don't know.
- Ł…Ł† Ł†Ł…ŪŒ ŲÆŲ§Ł†Ł….
- Come on babe, this is a softball.
- ŲØŪŒŲ§ Ų¹Ų²ŪŒŲ²Ł… ŲŒ Ų§ŪŒŁ† ŪŒŚ© Ų³Ų§ŁŲŖ ŲØŲ§Ł„ Ų§Ų³ŲŖ.
- I don't know.
- Ł…Ł† Ł†Ł…ŪŒ ŲÆŲ§Ł†Ł….
- What was in the background that we watched
- ŲÆŲ± Ł¾Ų³ Ų²Ł…ŪŒŁ†Ł‡ Ų§ŪŒ Ś©Ł‡ Ų¢Ų®Ų±ŪŒŁ† ŁˆŪŒŲÆŪŒŁˆŪŒ Ł‡Ų§Ł„ŁˆŁˆŪŒŁ† Ų±Ų§
last Halloween video?
ŲŖŁ…Ų§Ų“Ų§ Ś©Ų±ŲÆŪŒŁ… Ś†Ł‡ ŲØŁˆŲÆ ŲŸ
Okay I'll give you a hint.
Ų®ŁˆŲØ Ł…Ł† ŲØŁ‡ Ų“Ł…Ų§ ŪŒŚ© Ų§Ų“Ų§Ų±Ł‡ Ł…ŪŒ Ś©Ł†Ł….
(mimics power saw)
(Ų§Ų±Ł‡ ŲØŲ±Ł‚ŪŒ Ų±Ų§ ŲŖŁ‚Ł„ŪŒŲÆ Ł…ŪŒ Ś©Ł†ŲÆ)
(yelling)
(ŲÆŲ§ŲÆ Ų²ŲÆŁ†)
- I don't know.
- Ł†Ł…ŪŒ ŲÆŲ§Ł†Ł….
- Okay what's that? (mimics power saw)
- ŲØŲ§Ų“Ł‡ Ų§ŁˆŁ† Ś†ŪŒŁ‡ŲŸ (Ų§Ų±Ł‡ ŲØŲ±Ł‚ŪŒ Ų±Ų§ ŲŖŁ‚Ł„ŪŒŲÆ Ł…ŪŒ Ś©Ł†ŲÆ)
- Chain saw.
- Ų§Ų±Ł‡ ŲØŲ±Ł‚ŪŒ.
- A chain saw.
- Ų§Ų±Ł‡ Ų²Ł†Ų¬ŪŒŲ±ŪŒ.
Okay what's the name of the movie?
Ų®ŁˆŲØ Ł†Ų§Ł… ŁŪŒŁ„Ł… Ś†ŪŒŲ³ŲŖŲŸ
- Chainsaw massacre.
- Ł‚ŲŖŁ„ Ų¹Ų§Ł… Ų§Ų±Ł‡ ŲØŲ±Ł‚ŪŒ.
- From?
- Ų§Ų² Ų¬Ų§Ł†ŲØŲŸ
- Texas. - Yes.
- ŲŖŚÆŲ²Ų§Ų³ - Ų¢Ų±Ł‡.
- Teenage telekinetic wreaks havoc at the high school dance
- Telekinetic Ł†ŁˆŲ¬ŁˆŲ§Ł† Ł‡Ł†ŚÆŲ§Ł…ŪŒ Ś©Ł‡ Ł‡Ł…Ų³Ų§Ł„Ų§Ł†Ų“ Ų§Łˆ Ų±Ų§ ŲŖŲ­Ł‚ŪŒŲ± Ł…ŪŒ
when her peers humiliate her.
Ś©Ł†Ł†ŲÆ ŲŒ ŲÆŲ± Ų±Ł‚Ųµ ŲÆŲØŪŒŲ±Ų³ŲŖŲ§Ł† ŁˆŪŒŲ±Ų§Ł† Ł…ŪŒ Ų“ŁˆŲÆ .
Carrie!
Ś©Ų±ŪŒ
- This is my answer. (laughs)
- Ų§ŪŒŁ† Ų¬ŁˆŲ§ŲØ Ł…Ł† Ų§Ų³ŲŖ. (Ł…ŪŒ Ų®Ł†ŲÆŲÆ)
- Priest confronts demon after it possesses a young girl.
- Ś©Ų“ŪŒŲ“ Ł¾Ų³ Ų§Ų² ŲÆŲ§Ų“ŲŖŁ† ŲÆŲ®ŲŖŲ±ŪŒ Ų¬ŁˆŲ§Ł† ŲØŲ§ Ų“ŪŒŲ·Ų§Ł† Ų±ŁˆŲØŲ±Łˆ Ł…ŪŒ Ų“ŁˆŲÆ.
- We just watched that movie yesterday,
- Ł…Ų§ ŲÆŪŒŲ±ŁˆŲ² Ų¢Ł† ŁŪŒŁ„Ł… ŲŒ "Ų¬Ł† ŚÆŪŒŲ±" Ų±Ų§
"The exorcist".
ŲŖŁ…Ų§Ų“Ų§ Ś©Ų±ŲÆŪŒŁ… .
- It was so fucking good.
- Ų®ŪŒŁ„ŪŒ Ų®ŁˆŲØ ŲØŁˆŲÆ
Cannibalistic genius torments criminal profiler
Ł†ŲØŁˆŲŗ Ų¢ŲÆŁ…Ų®ŁˆŲ§Ų± Ł¾Ų±ŁˆŁŲ§ŪŒŁ„Ų± Ų¬Ł†Ų§ŪŒŲŖŚ©Ų§Ų± Ų±Ų§ Ų§Ų² Ł¾Ų“ŲŖ Ų“ŪŒŲ“Ł‡
from behind glass.
Ų¹Ų°Ų§ŲØ Ł…ŪŒ ŲÆŁ‡ŲÆ .
(smacking lips)
(Ł„ŲØŁ‡Ų§ŪŒ Ų¶Ų®ŪŒŁ…)
- Hannibal, "Silence of the Lambs".
- Ł‡Ų§Ł†ŪŒŲØŲ§Ł„ ŲŒ "Ų³Ś©ŁˆŲŖ ŲØŲ±Ł‡ Ł‡Ų§".
I get candies!
Ų¢ŲØ Ł†ŲØŲ§ŲŖ Ł…ŪŒ ŚÆŪŒŲ±Ł…!
I get to finish all of these candies by myself.
Ł…Ł† Ų®ŁˆŲÆŁ… ŲŖŁ…Ų§Ł… Ų§ŪŒŁ† Ų¢ŲØ Ł†ŲØŲ§ŲŖ Ł‡Ų§ Ų±Ų§ ŲŖŁ…Ų§Ł… Ł…ŪŒ Ś©Ł†Ł….
- You were already going to anyway.
- Ų“Ł…Ų§ ŲØŁ‡ Ł‡Ų± Ų­Ų§Ł„ Ł¾ŪŒŲ“ Ł…ŪŒ Ų±ŁŲŖŪŒŲÆ.
- That's a lie.
- Ų§ŪŒŁ† ŲÆŲ±ŁˆŲŗ Ų§Ų³ŲŖ.
Come here Barnacle Boy.
ŲØŪŒŲ§ Ų§ŪŒŁ†Ų¬Ų§ Ł¾Ų³Ų± ŲØŲ§Ų±Ł†Ų§Ś©Ł„.
(soft guitar music)
(Ł…ŁˆŲ³ŪŒŁ‚ŪŒ Ų¢Ų±Ų§Ł… ŚÆŪŒŲŖŲ§Ų±)
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