IMPROVÁVEL - SÓ PERGUNTAS #6YouTube↗  IA↗(long shot)
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Alright, everybody plays, 2 will begin. Stand up everybody.
Muy bien, todos juegan, dos empiezan. Todos en pie.
Anderson on one side and Elidio on the other.
Anderson en un lado y Elidio en el otro.
In this game, they have to talk with questions.
Nese juego, ellos tendrán que charlar con preguntas.
"Questions Only"! No affirmations, negations or declarations.
"Solo preguntas"! Sin afirmaciones, negaciones o declaraciones.
And if it takes too much time, I ring the bell, and the next player steps up.
Y si demoran mucho, yo toco el timbre, y el jugador que sigue entra.
And I'll ask the people at the right side to give me a place. Any place.
Voy a pedir a la gente de la derecha un lugar. Qualquiera.
Yes, what else?
Si, lo que más?
Where? A construction site.
Donde? Una construcción.
You two will begin at a construction site, only questions,
Ustedes dos van a empiezar en una construcción, solamente preguntas,
if you don't ask or if you are too slow, I'll ring the bell. "Questions Only", go.
Si no hicieren preguntas o si fueren mucho despacio, yo toco el timbre. "Solo preguntas", comiencen.
Do you like what I've constructed?
Le gusta lo que yo he construido?
Don't you think it needs more yellow?
No crees que necesita un poco más de amarillo?
Don't you like green better?
No crees que el verde es mejor?
Do you know the difference between green and yellow?
No sabes la diferencia entre verde y amarillo?
Do you think I'm color blind, my dear?
Crees que soy un daltônico?
Do I look good with a moustache?
Estoy bonito de bigote?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
What did you bring?
Que trajes?
Can you believe it's an egg?
Me crees que es un huevo?
Again?
Otra vez?
Has the cement arrived?
Llegó el cemento?
Is it this sack?
Esta en esa bolsa?
Don't you know what sack of cement is?
No sabes lo que es una bolsa de cemento?
Don't you know it's my first day?
No sabes que es mi primer día?
You are new here?
Eres nuevo aquí?
You called me, boss?
Me llamó, jefe?
- What do you think? - What do you want?
- Que crees? - Que quieres?
Did you finish the ground plate?
Termianste la pared?
Didn't you see me finishing it yesterday?
No me viste terminando ayer?
- The two of them? - You asked for two?
- Los dos? - Pediste dos?
- Are you going deaf, man? - Can I do it now?
- Estas sordo? - Puedo hacerlo ahora?
- Don't you think is a little late? - What time is it?
- No crees que ya es un poco tarde? - Que horas son?
- You're without your watch again? - You think I can afford a watch?
- Estas sin tu reloj otra vez? - Crees que tengo dinero para un reloj?
- Didn't I give a watch for you the other day? - Aren't you just lying?
- No te regalé un reloj otro día? - No estas mentiendo?
Why would I lie to you?
Porque mentirias a tú?
Do you like the new apartment, darling?
Te gusta el nuevo departamento, cariño?
Isn't it a little too small?
No es un poco apretado?
Isn't it the way you like?
No es así que te gusta?
You never understand me, do you?
Nunca me entiendes, viste?
Are you gonna start arguing now?
Vas a empezar a discutir ahora?
Didn't I ask to make a third room?
No te pedí para abrir la tercera pieza?
Three rooms? Isn't it just the two of us?
Tres piezas? Pero no somos solo nosostros dos?
Are you ready?
Estas listo?
Is it true?
Verdad?
What if I tell you I'm three months late?
Y se yo decirle que estoy tres meses atrasada?
You're pretty thin, huh?
Todavía estas flaca, no?
Isn't it the way you like, honey?
No es así que te gusta, cariño?
I like it really tight.
Me gusta apretado.
Did you see the problem we got?
No viste el problema que tenemos?
Where?
Donde?
You weren't told?
No te avisaran?
Me?
A mi?
- Didn't you see the call for help? - That was for help?
- No viste que pedían ayuda? - Aquello fue para ayuda?
Don't you know John is buried alive?
No sabes que Juan esta enterrado?
Here?
Acá?
Why would it be another place?
Por que? Debería ser en otro lugar?
John, can you hear me?
Juan, escúchame?
Do you think he's gonna answer?
Crees que él va a contestarte?
- Do you think he's dead? - Is someone calling me?
- Crees que ya esta muerto? - Alguien me llamó?
John, can you hear me?
Juan, escúchame?
Someone call the rescue, please?
Alguien puede llamar los bomberos, por favor?
- Do you know the number? - Did it change?
- Sabes el numero? - Cambió?
Why don't you take my cell and call them?
Porque no agarras mi celular y llamalos?
- Can I call now? - Why don't you wait until tomorrow?
- Puedo hacerlo ahora? - Porque no esperas hasta mañana?
Hello, rescue?
Hola, bombero?
Hello?
Hola?
Who's there?
Quien es?
Where did you call?
Donde llamaste?
Can you come here to help us?
Puedes venir ayudarnos?
Don't you wanna tell them to come fast?
No quieres pedir para que vengan rápido?
Don't you think I've already said that?
No crees que ya he dicho eso?
- Hello, you still there? - Can I come fast?
- Hola, continuas ahí? - Puedo ir rápido?
Don't you wanna go now?
No queres ir ahora?
Don't you wanna help?
No quieres ayuda?
This theater has Surround Sound?
Ese teatro tiene Surround?
Is this what I was hearing?
Es eso que estoy oíndo?
Where's the fire?
Donde esta el fuego?
Can't you see it was a collapse?
No puedes ver que fue un enterramiento?
Where is the buried guy?
Donde esta el enterrado?
Can't you see he's here now?
No puedes verlo acá ahora?
Can you take a look at him?
Puedes ayudarlo?
Do you think everything's all right?
Crees que esta todo bien?
Can you stick your tongue out?
Puedes poner la lengua afuera?
IMPROVÁVEL Probably a good show.
IMPROVÁVEL Un espectáculo probablemente bueno.
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