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*Cellbit being Cellbit*
*Cellbit siendo Cellbit*^-^
*It's a regular day for Cellbit*
*Día normal para Cellbit*
*It's like yesterday for him*
*Es como ayer para Cellbit*
Hey guys!
Hola gente!
Hello
Hola
Brazil, welcome to another
Brazil, bienvenidos una vez mas a uno
INTERNET PROGRAM
PROGRAMA DE LA INTERNET
of entertainment and comedy
de entretenimiento y comedia
* laughs*
*risas*
Today we will go out on the streets
Hoy saldremos a la calle
to make social experiments
para hacer experimentos sociales
and what happens
y que es lo que pasa
when you shoot the knee of an old lady!
cuando disparas la rodilla de una anciana!
Let's go!
Vamos!
*flute*
*flauta*
What would you do?
Que es lo que harías?
This question.
Esa pregunta.
That I ask you.
Que yo te pregunto.
It's a question.
Es una pregunta
Basically it's a game where you have two options and in both you are f*cked.
Basicamente es un juego donde tienes dos opciones y en ambas estas jodido
Ahh, this game already ....
ay este juego ya..
Marry at age ten or never marry at all
Casarte a los 10 años o nunca casarte
Hmmmmmm...
*pensando*
Marr..... holy sh*t, holy sh*t.
Casars... put* mierda, put* mierda
In the details there is: You can´t get divorced and if you choose not to marry you won't have a family.
En la descripcion dice: que no te podrias divorciar y si decides no casarte no vas a tener una familia
Holy sh*t
put* mierda
No. I prefer not to marry.
no, prefiero no casarme
Marry at the age of 10 is .. f*ck up.
Casarte a los 10 años es.. Carajo
You are a kid, you don't know how things work.
Es un niño, no tenes nocion de como funcionan las cosas
Next question
SIGUIENTE PREGUNTA
Take a syringe of vitamins daily
Tomar una jeringa de vitaminas todos los dias
or take a suppository of vitamins daily
o tomar un supositorio de vitamina..
What a question
QUE PREGUNTA, JODER
I'll put a thing up my ass?
Voy a meter una cosa en mi trasero?
The people....
Las person..
I am processing that 50...
Estoy procesando que 50...
Do they understand that
Sera que las personas entienden
a suppository goes in your anus?
que un supositorio te lo metes dentro de su ano?
A syringe is...
Una jeringa, es una
*Pssh*
*Pshh*
you stick it in and that's it.
te la clavan y ya está
A suppository you're putting something in your...
Al supositorio te lo tenes que meter por el..
every day, you get used to a syringe
todos los dias usando una jeringa, te acostumbras
a syringe...
es una jeringa
I don't... hmm
yo no..
NEXT QUESTION
PROXIMA PREGUNTA
Skip summer
Saltarse el verano
Or skip winter
o saltarse el invierno
This one is
Esta es
*weird sound effect*
*sonido desconocido*
Without hesitation
sin dudarlo
Me, for the love of God
Yo, por el amor de Dios
I LOVE cold weather
yo AMO el frio
I don't like summer
No me gusta el verano
So I'll skip summer.
Asique voy a saltar el verano
NEXT QUESTION
PROXIMA PREGUNTA
Be a mall cop
Ser el guardia de un shopping
or
o
be a prison guard
ser un guardia de una prision
Dude, in a mall
Tío, en el shopping
there is no chance of a rebellion
no tengo chances de que haya una rebelion
and getting stabbed to death.
y ser apuñalado hasta la muerte
so mall cop
Asique, ser guardia de shopping
please.
por favor
NEXT QUESTION
PROXIMA PREGUNTA
Be stalked by a ghost for your entire life
Ser acechado por un fantasma tu vida entera
or be stalked by a demon for three days then die
o ser perseguido por un demonio durante 3 dias y morir
the answer seems obivious
La respuesta parece obvia
keep living but,
continuar viviendo, pero
here it says
aqui dice
that the ghost will stalk you for the rest of your life and you will never get used to it
que el fantasma te va a atormentar por el resto de tu vida y nunca te vas a acostumbrar a él.
then, then ahh
entonces, aah..
you would live your entire life
Vivirias la vida entera
being tortured
siendo torturado
it's a f*cking psychological torture
y es una put* tortura psicologica
it would
dios, seria..
it would be hard
debe ser dificil
BUT
PERO
there is nothing that stops me from killing myself
no hay nada aqui que impida que me suicide
I can kill myself at any moment
Yo me puedo matar en cualquier momento
if my life sucks.
si mi vida se fuese a la mierda
on the other hand, with the demon I don't have a choice
pero con el demonio ya no tengo eleccion
I will be chased and I'll die anyway.
yo voy a ser perseguido y voy a morir de cualquier forma
so...
entonces
let's be stalked by a ghost
vamos a ser perseguidos por un fantasma
and if I can't handle it anymore
y si no puedo aguantar mas eso
I kill myself.
me mato
God, that's horrible
dios, que horrible
Jesus
Jesus
NEXT QUESTION
PROXIMA PREGUNTA
Lose an eye and a hand
Perder un ojo y una mano
or a leg and an ear
o una pierna y una oreja
HOLY SH*T
LA PUTA QUE LO PARIO
I think that lose a leg
yo pienso que perder una pierna
is less f*cked up than
es menos jodido que
losing a hand
perder una mano
well let's...think with me.
bien, vam.. venga, piensen conmigo
logic, brain logic
Logica, logica cerebral
in a hand, you have more complex movements than in a leg
en la mano, tienes movimientos mucho mas complejos que en la pierna
a leg has this move
la pierna, tiene este movimiento
this the movement of a leg
ese movimiento es de una pierna
alright, I need a leg to walk
cierto es que, necesito de una pierna para caminar
okay, BUT
todo bien, PERO
you can walk using protheses, walking sticks or anything else
podrias caminar usando una protesis, muletas o cualquier otro cosa
a hand, hand protheses
pero una mano, una protesis de mano
that exist
que existen en el mundo
are way less advanced
son mucho menos avanzadas
if you lose a hand
si pierdes una mano
you won't have these moves
no vas a tener estos movimientos
even if you lose your left hand
incluso si perdieras la mano izquierda
and between an eye and an ear
y entre un ojo y una oreja
I prefer losing an ear
yo prefiero perder una oreja
because I still can see
porque asi por lo menos podria seguir viendo
'cause eventually, you get used to having one ear
en cualquier caso, te terminarías acostumbrando de tener solo una oreja
an eye is harder
con un ojo, la cosa es mas complicada
'cause you have to use an eye patch
porque tendrias que usar un parche en el ojo
fuck, but using an eye patch must be really cool
puta, pero usar un parche en el ojo quedaria muy guay
red
rojo
NEXT QUESTION
PROXIMA PREGUNTA
freeze to death in the Arctic
Congelarte hasta la muerte en el Artico
or burn to death in desert
o quemarte hasta la muerte en el desierto
if I'm not wrong
si yo no me equivoco
I may be wrong
puedo estar equivocado
but if I'm not
pero, si yo no me equivoco
if you freeze to death
se te congelas hasta la muerte
you kinda sleep
es como si te durmieras
and don't feel too much pain
y no siente tanto dolor
Now, if you burn
ahora, si te quemas
it burns, you're burning.
es quemarse, te estas quemando
to freeze
congelarme
I prefer to freeze.
yo prefiero congelarme
NEXT QUESTION
PROXIMA PREGUNTA
Be the first killed in a group
ser el primero en morir de un grupo
Be the last killed in a group
o ser el ultimo en morir en un grupo
ehhhhhhh
*ruido inexplicable*
being the first is f**ked up
ser el primero es una mierda
but be the last one
pero ser el ultimo..
you will die anyway
osea te vas a morir de cualquier forma
you can't escape
no vas a conseguir escapar
then
entonces
I prefer to die without seeing my friends dying
yo prefiero morir, sin ver a mis amigos muriendo
NEXT QUESTION
PROXIMA PREGUNTA
Be stuck on the moon
Estar atascado en la luna
or be stuck at the bottom of the ocean
o estar atascado en el fondo del oceano
ouch...
ouch..
this one would be more complicated
esta podria ser un poco mas complicada
if I didn't have a sea phobia
si yo no le tuviese fobia al mar
so...
asi que
moon
Luna
because I would be able to see pretty stars at least
porque por lo menos, podria ver las entrellas tan bonitas que hay
in the ocean i would just be pooping my pants A LOT
en el oceano, solo me cagaria de miedo, MUCHO
when I imagine being stuck
cuando yo me imagino "quedarse atascado"
I consider a base
yo considero que es una base
you'll survive there
donde vas a sobrevivir
but eventually die
pero donde eventualmente vas a morir
that's what it said
y eso es lo que dice
then okay,
asique, si
I prefer to survive on the moon
prefiero sobrevivir en la Luna
it's prettier
es mas bonito
NEXT QUESTION
PROXIMA PREGUNTA
Be eaten by a zombie
ser comido por un zombie
or burnt at the stake
o ser quemado en una hoguera
dear Lord...
dios santo..
Jeez, this game is mean isn't it?
dios.. este juego es malo ¿verdad?
oh my God
ay dios mio
a zombie here *pretends to be bitten*
un zombie aca *sonido de mordida*
be burn at the stake
quemarte en una hoguera
if you be eaten by a zombie
ahora, si fueses comido por un zombie
God...
dios..
I prefer to be burnt
no, prefiero ser quemado
fuck
joder
zombie is pulling you in pieces
un zombie te va a despedazar en pedacitos
I think that burning is a little bit faster.
supongo que quemarte es un poco mas rapido
NEXT QUESTION
PROXIMA PREGUNTA
Have all fingernails and toenails removed quickly
Tener todas las uñas de los pies y la mano retiradas rápidamente
uhh... it's...
uuhh.. es..
or deep papercuts on
o tener cortes de papel en..
OH
OH
OH MY
OH DIOS
NO
NO
OH MY GOD WHAT AN AGONY
DIOS MIO, QUE AGONIA
F*CKING F*CK
LA PUTA QUE LO PARIO
GOD
OSEA
IT'S SCRATCHING
ME ESTA PICANDO
have deep papercuts
tener cortes PROFUNDOS de papel
here
Aqui
here
AQUI
between your fingers
entre los deditos
in this empty space between every finger
es este pequeño espacio de cada dedo
slowly
de manera lenta
OH MY GOD WHAT AN AGONY
DIOS QUE AGONIA
GOD I-IT'S QUITE...
OSEA, ES BASTANTE
MY FINGERS
MIS DEDITOS
STOP
PAREN
OH MY
DIOS
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
POR EL AMOR DE DIOS
remove my nails but don't do that to me
arranca mis uñas pero no haga eso conmigo
NEXT QUESTION
PROXIMA PREGUNTA
What would you do?
Que es lo que harias?
Put a toothpick in your toe and kick the wall
colocar un escarba dientes en l uña del pie y patear la pared
OH MY F*CKING GOD
LA PUTA QUE LO PARIO
MY FINGER
DIOS, MI DEDO
or
o
Have paper cuts all over your body...
tener cortes de papel en todo el cuerpo
Oh my God...
joder..
have paper cuts all over your body
tener cortes de papel en todo el cuerpo
and jump into a pool of lemon juice
y saltar a una piscina llena de jugo de limon
OH
DIOS
OH THE AGONY
DIOS, QUE AGONIA
It gave me chil-
me dio escalof..
have you ever had paper cuts?
alguna vez te cortaste con un papel?
it's horrible
es HORRIBLE
all over your body
y tener el cuerpo entero..
HEY-EY
PAREN PAREN
OH OH
OH OH
LOO-
OH
GOD
PAREN
WATCH THIS
MIREN ESTO
it says in here
esta diciendo aca
put a toothpick in your toe nail
colocar un escarba diente en la uña de su dedo gordo
and hit the wall
y patear la pared
BUT
PERO
BUT-UT
PERO OH
LOOK
MIREN
it doesn't say with which feet I kick the wall
no esta diciendo con CUAL pie tengo que patear la pared
I put the toothpick in my right feet
me pongo el palillo en el pie derecho
and kick the wall with the left feet
y pateo la pared con el izquierdo
F*CK
JODETE
THE GENIALITY
JODER, QUE GENIALIDAD
you have to use your brain
tienes que usar el cerebro
to head off, head off
para desviar, para desviar.. (?
WELL,
BIEN
I'll stop here
voy a terminar aqui
because... ouch
porque.. ay..
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
MUCHAS GRACIAS
FOR WATCHING
POR HABER VISTO
SO FAR
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Y DEJO UN ME GUSTA
MY SINCERE THANK YOU'S
MI MAS SINCERO AGRADECIMIENTO
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I'LL TAKE A THANK YOU FROM MY CHEST LOOK
TE VOY A DAR UN AGRADECIMIENTO DESDE MI PECHO, AQUI
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NOS VEREMOS EN UN PROXIMO VIDEO
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A KISS A CHEESE AND SEE YA
UN BESO, UN QUESO Y NOS VEMOS
RIP the ears from those who subtitled this RIP
CHAU! <3
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