Handful - JACK & DEAN Jack and Dean English Italian

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Comedy 658.7K views 45.4K likes 243 dislikes 27 Aug 2017 Show Contributors 8

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English karasik michael

Spanish Rabaneda

Russian Rin Stern

German Benni Gross

Italian Menny

Polish Jakub Cygnarowski

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*phone ringing*

*cellulare che squilla*

J: Hey. D: Hey.

J: Hey. D: Hey.

J: You gonna answer that? D: I can't, sorry.

Hai intenzione di rispondere? Non posso, scusa.

I've got my hands full.

Ho le mani occupate. *sospiro scocciato*

So of all the excuses you could have come up with.

dunque, di tutte le scuse che ti potevi inventare

This is the one you landed on, is it?

questa è quella su cui hai deciso di ripiegare, eh?!

It's not an excuse, I need them.

Non è una scusa, mi servono.

For... keeping... my fingertips warm.

Per... tenere.. calde le mie falangette.

(Cough) Sure, why won't you answer the phone? D: I can't.

(tossisce) certo. perché non vuoi rispondere al telefono?

You can't, or you won't?.

Non posso. Non puoi, o non vuoi?

I don't have to answer that.

Ho la facoltà di non rispondere

But you're just not gonna use your hands from now on, is that what this is?

Ma non hai intenzione di usare le tue mani da ora in avanti, è così?!

Because, what if there's an emergency?

perchè..- e se fosse un'emergenza?

Dean, what if i'm hanging from a cliff?

Dean, e se fossi appeso ad un precipizio?

Are you there on purpose?

Sei lì di proposito?

That's so sad, is everything alright?

Che triste. Va tutto bene?

Forget that, no, I'm not there on purpose.

Lascia perdere, no, non sono andato li di proposito.

I've been left there by... my enemies.

Sono stato lasciato li dai.... miei nemici

You don't have enemies, everyone likes you.

Tu non hai nemici, piaci a tutti

Aw, thanks. Dean, forget about the context.

Aw, grazie. DEAN, lascia perdere il contesto

No, context is important. I need to understand the rules of the world.

No, il contesto è importante, ho bisogno di capire come gira il mondo

It's our world, it's me and you. Why would it be any different?

E' il nostro mondo, siamo tu ed io. Perché dovrebbe essere diverso?

Just imagine me hanging from a cliff.

Immaginami solamente appeso ad un dirupo

(Fancy hand wooshing)

What was that? I was just trying to, you know, immerse you into the - into the fantasy.

Quello cos'era?! Stavo solo provando.. a, sai, immergerti nel- nella fantasia..

I don't need cues, my imagination is boundless.

Non mi servono aiuti, la mia immaginazione è senza barriere

You're being silly.

stai facendo lo sciocco

Dean, just imagine me hanging from a cliff. What would you do?

Dean, immaginami appeso ad un dirupo. Che cosa faresti?

J: Dean! I'm gonna fall! Please take the hula hoops off your fingers and help me!

Dean! Sto per cadere! Ti prego togliti gli Hula Hoops dalle dita e aiutami!!

D: I'm sorry, I've got my hands full!

Mi dispiace, ho le mani occupate!!!

J: Dean, please! D: Jack, I wish I could. J: Dean! *screams and falls*

J: Dean! Ti pregoo D: Jack, vorrei poter- J: Dean!! aahhrhhhh

Why are you smiling?

Perché stai sorridendo?

Did you just let me fall?

Mi hai lasciato cadere?!?

Stop whispering in his ear. Who... Are you supposed to be a lawyer?

Smettila di sussurrargli all'orecchio. Chi.. dovresti essere un avvocato?

I don't have to answer that.

Ho la facoltà di non rispondere

*Phone rings once more*

*cellulare che risquilla*

I don't have to answer that.

Ho la facoltà di non rispondere

Lottie? I thought you'd broken up with her?

Lottie? Credevo l'avessi lasciata

I have. - So why is she calling you? She doesn't know yet.

D: l'ho fatto J: Quindi perché ti sta chiamando? D:Non lo sa ancora..

Dean, you can't... You can't avoid breaking up with your girlfriend by putting hula hoops on your fingers.

Dean, non puoi-..Non puoi evitare di lasciare la tua ragazza mettendoti gli Hula Hoops sulle dita.

You would think that.

You shouldn't avoid your responsibilities. If you do you'll never-

Non dovresti evitare le responsabilità. Se lo fai non-

You'll never learn or grow as a person.

Non imparerai mai o crescerai come persona.

If everyone did this, nothing would get done.

Se tutti facessero così, nessuno farebbe niente..

Ow! What are you doing?! What are you - what are you doing? What's happening?

Ouch! Cosa stai facendo?! Cosa- Cosa stai facendo?! Cosa sta succedendo?

*in unison* Sorry, we've got our hands full.

Scusa, abbiamo le mani occupate.

*sigh* Unbelievable.

*Sospiro di rassegnazione* Incredibile

Wait, Jack, we haven't got an ending! - I'll fix it in the edit!

D:Aspetta, Jack! Non abbiamo una fine! J: Lo sistemerò nel montaggio!

I mean, this is never gonna get done.

Cioè, questa cosa non andrà mai fatta..

Hello, groovy people of the internet.

Ciao groovy people dell'internet.

My name is Jack Howard - And I'm Dean Dobbs

Mi chiamo Jack Howard- e io sono Dean Dobbs

We hope you liked that video. If you did, you can give it a like, because that just makes sense, doesn't it?

Speriamo vi sia piaciuto questo video. Se vi è piaciuto lasciate un like perché.. avrebbe senso, no?

And also, a big thank you to Hula Hoops for sponsoring this video.

Ed inoltre un grande ringraziamento a Hula Hoops per aver sponsorizzato questo video.

I love eating you, so this is a huge opportunity.

Amo mangiarvi, quindi questa è stata una enorme occasione.

If you wanna watch some of our other videos, there's some over there linked-

Se volete vedere qualche altro video, c'è qualche link laggiù-

and they would transport you to more funny things.

E vi trasporteranno ad altre cose divertenti.

Now, Jack, would you like to do me the honors of removing these from my hands?

Ora, Jack, vorresti farmi l'onore di rimuovermi queste dalle dita?

assolutamente..

You could have just used your hands

Avresti potuto utilizzare le mani..

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