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Dutch Hanna Barneveld
pepijn mulder
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What are you doing tonight? I'm going to Netflix & Chill with Sarah
Hey, what are you doing tonight? -I'm going to do some Netflix & chill with Sarah... -Ooh-la-laaaa!!! -What's with the 'ooh-la-laaaa'?
Ooh lala what? I'm just going to chill.
I'm just going to chill... I want to chill...
I feel like chilling. Netflix & chill is code language for kissing. My friendly friend. And maybe even some fiddling
-Doing Netflix & chill is a code for kissing, my friendly friend... and maybe even a little bit of dirty fiddling
Code language? What is this? The Matrix I just want to see an episode of Fargo!
-Codes?! What is this?! The Matrix?! I just want to see an episode of Fargo, man!
Too bad. There will be kissing and fiddling
-Too bad for you, there will be kissed and dirty fiddled
Nonsense. I'm a man. A manly man. If someone would like to kiss and fiddle, they should just ask!
-Such nonsense...I'm a man, and a masculine one! If someone wants to kiss or fiddle, she just has to say!
It's not like a man ever said no to kissing and fiddling
It's not like any man in history ever said 'no' to kissing and fiddling
In fact. It's a curse. I can't say no. I tried once. I failed.
In fact, it's a curse. I can't say 'no'. Once I tried. It went wrong. I said 'Yes'.
I said yes. Try it. Ask me. Ask me if I want to kiss and fiddle.
Just try it out, ask me if I want to kiss and fiddle.
Wanna kiss and fiddle?
-Would you like to to kiss and fiddle? -Yes! -Hm
Yes. I just want to netflix. I just want to chill. What do I have to say if I would actually like to netflix and chill?
-I want to watch Netflix. I want to chill. What else do I have to say if I honestly want to want to Netflix & chill?
Im sorry but.. ..But i'm afraid that's not possible..
-I'm sorry but...But I'm afraid that that's not possible...
This is sheer nonsens! Sheer, and you know it!
-This is plain nonsense! Plain, you know it!
I didn't make the rules. You should just learn to accept it.
-I didn't make the rules, you'd better resign yourself to it.
I will not. I will not kiss. And I will not fiddle. Not tonight!
-I will not... I won't kiss and I won't fiddle... Not tonight!
Beautiful to see. Young hope.
-Good to see, new hope... But in vain.
But it's futile! I will call her and will straighten this out.
-I will call her and I'll straighten it out!
Hey you! Yeah, you! What are you with you- Perverse thoughts!
Hey you! Yeah, you! what are you with your... perverse thoughts?!
Are you a perve or something!? You want to french kiss? French kiss all night long?
Are you a perve or something?! Do you want to French kiss?! Just French kissing all night long, huh?!
Stirring! No! We are going to watch Fargo and we're going to like it!
Uh... Stirring?! No! We are going to watch Fargo, and we will enjoy!
You filthy s-
You dirty... Slut!
You slut!
Yes!
Yes.
Yes!
Yes!
Bye!
Bye! She absolutely did not want to kiss. And she absolutely did not want fiddle.
She didn't want to kiss at all, and she didn't want to fiddle at all.
Silence isn't consent. Not even in the case of blue check marks.
Uhm... Being silent is not agreeing, also not in case of blue ticks...
I just got rejected. And you witnessed it. This means i've got all the time of the world tonight.
So, I've just been rejected, you were witness of it, and... uhm, this means that I'm free this evening.
Which begs the question: Would you like to Netflix & Chill tonight?
Is there any chance that you'd like to Netflix & chill?
Netflix and chill?
-Netflix and Chill? Uhm... Yes. What?
Yes. What!? I mean- I mean the opposite of Yes. Which of course is:
I mean... I mean of course the opposite of yes, namely, yes. What?!
Yes. I said so. It's a curse. Do you prefer with or without ribbing?
-I told you it was a curse. Would you rather have with or without ridges?
With..ribbing.
With ridges...
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