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French Alexandra

Augustin Chomienne

Gabmiral

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Joshua

LAINK: I suppose there are radiations, that I can't go, yeah because we moved in next to a power plant. [snobbish snicker]

Je suppose qu'il y a des radiations, que je peux pas y aller Bah oui parce qu'on s'est aussi installés près d'une centrale nucléaire C'est .. oh.. en.. tiens !

TERRACID: [laughing] Oh, what a pain! [snobbish snicker]

Oh la tuile ! Rho

LAINK: That's something the real estate agent didn't tell us. [snobbish snicker]

Ca l'agent immobilier il en avait pas parlé, (ahah)

TERRACID: There's a building blocking the view but other than that, nothing. [snobbish snicker]

"Oh y'a un vis-a-vis mais bon à part ca rien du tout" Ohoh

LAINK: Oh, the radiations? It's only on the weekends. [snobbish snicker] TERRACID: [laughs] BOTH: [snobbish snickers]

Oh les radiations oh, que le week-end, ohanh. Ahah (rires)

LAINK: Oh, you know, it's everywhere, [snobbish snicker] because of the pollu- TERRACID: [containing his laughter] [ ♫ ] "Don't hesitate to leave a like, bro!" [click]

Mais vous savez il y en a partout maintenant (rho) avec la pollution

TERRACID: Laink, which level are you at? On the- [stammers nonsense]

Eh Laink t'es quel level sur les... the legend of zelda

LAINK: [annoyed] You're impossible, Terra. You really are.

Pfff.. T'es impossible Terra t'es vraiment impossible

TERRACID: [slurring his words] Yeah, I drank wine, I'm tired...

Ouai je...J'ai bu du vin j'suis fatigué

LAINK: Yeah, I.. I feel like you drank wine.

Ouai j'ai l'impression qu't'as bu du vin

TERRACID: [weakly laughs]

(rires)

LAINK: You can sense it a lil'. TERRACID: Y'know, it's not alcohol, it's like the [inaudible]

Ça se sent un peu T'sais c'est pas d'l'acool, c'est genre le... (indescriptible)

LAINK: Because you're slurring your words, y'know? It's like you're pushing yourself to your limits.

Parce que tu parles avec une espèce de flemme... Genre t'sais..tu sens tu... portes plus haut que tu devrait

TERRACID: [weird sounds]

Orfffff...

LAINK: You're making an effort, you're tired, nothing to be ashamed of, Terra.

Tu fais des efforts quoi. T'es fatigué. C'est pas la honte Terra, c'est pas grave...

We know you drank wine.

Tout l'monde sais qu't'as bu du vin...

TERRACID: [laughs weakly] LAINK: It's alright, you know? TERRACID: Terra in recovery position. Ah shit!

(rires) C'est pas grave... (rires) Terra en PLS

LAINK: What? TERRACID: Sound is coming out of the speakers.

Ah merde ! Quoi ?

LAINK: [scoffs] He's- if he's done that, he's really...

J'ai le son sur mes enceintes Ah ah tu hé... La..alors..hé..Si il a fait ça C'est vraiment qu'il est heu...

TERRACID: [chuckling] I'm so drunk..! LAINK: Completely drunk. Me, however... I'm extremely sober.

Hé j'suis trop bourré... ...Complétement bourré Bon moi en revanche j'suis extrêmement sobre

TERRACID: Hey, you're not wasted?

Ha ha donc heu...

LAINK: [laughs] So... we'll see how it goes, 'cuz personally...

On va voir comment ça s'passe parce que moi je... Personnellement heu...

...What do you mean, I died?! Earlier, I... For fucks sake! [Laink lost everything] [Laink lost everything] [And he's naked, lol!]

Quoi, quoi j'suis mort ? Mais tout à l'heure j'ai..MAIS PUTAAAIIN !

LAINK: No, but... there's a huge problem, it's not funny, because I...

Non mais... Non mais y a un gros problème

I farmed this afternoon like an asshole for nothing! I got 2000 logs, 1000 rocks...

C'est que c'est pas drôle du tout Parce que j'ai... J'ai farmé c't'après-midi comme un connard pour rien. J'suis allé chercher 2000 bûches heu...

TERRACID: Really? LAINK: I made lots of stuff in the furnace and all..!

1000 pierres heu... C'est vrai ? J'ai fait pleins d'trucs dans l'four et tout...

TERRACID: Oh, you did stuff in the furnace and all?

Ah t'as fait des trucs dans l'four et tout ?

LAINK: Yeah! I smelted steel and all to make a proper door.. I did stuff!

Mais...Mais oui j'avais fait du métal et tout Pour faire une vraie porte et tout...

TERRACID: Don't you feel like you underestimated what you told me you've done when you farmed?

J'ai fait des trucs. T'as pas l'impression que t'as minimiser en faite c'que t'as fait quand tu m'as dit que enfin t'avais un peu farmer ?

LAINK: Well, I farmed a little, yeah! I got resources!

Ben j'ai un peu farmer oui

TERRACID: Yeah, I just had a castle, 2000 weapons, some stuff, then what?

j'ai pris des ressources. "Oui voilà j'avais juste quoi...un château deux milles armes... quelques équipements...et après ?"

LAINK: Okay, the guy's giving me shit because I farmed for him. TERRACID: For-uh.. Oh yeah? Him? LAINK: Yes, you! TERRACID: [laughs] You love me? LAINK: Oh, fuck off! TERRACID: [laughs]

Mais toi tu... T'as (Incompréhensible) parce que j'ai farmer pour lui

TERRACID: Hey, I've got good news for you. Well, you're not gonna give a fuck but it's still nice.

You know what I got today? LAINK: I feel like I won't care. Wait, wait wait wait!

Je sens qu'j'men fou

[What did Terracid get?] LAINK: t's something I should've gotten but that I haven't.

C'est un truc que j'devrais r'cevoir mais que j'ai pas reçu moi?

TERRACID: No. LAINK: It's something I'm getting soon?

Nan

TERRACID: Nope. LAINK: You can use it from a distance?

C'est un truc que j'vais recevoir bientôt ? Nan

TERRACID: Nah. LAINK: You'll be able to use it when we'll see each other?

C'est utilisable à distance ? Nan

TERRACID: Yeah. LAINK: Is it a new camera?

On pourras l'utiliser quand on s'verra ? Ouai

TERRACID: Nah. LAINK: It's a sleeping bag so that we don't have to sleep in the same bed?

C'est une nouvelle caméra ? Nan C'est un sac de couchage pour qu'on dorme pas tout les deux ensembles, quand on est dans le même lit ?

TERRACID: No, stay on stuff to do with cameras.

Nan, reste sur la caméra

LAINK: It's a mic!

C'est un micro ?

TERRACID: No.

Nan !

Try again. LAINK: Fuck! I was sure I found the answer!

Mais putain de merde alors là je croyais vraiment que j'allais trouver !

TERRACID: Two things that are problematic with my camera. LAINK: You're looking at the camera feedback too much?

Deux trucs qui nous posent problème à cause de la camera On regarde trop le retour camera

TERRACID: No. [laughs] I bought a little black curtain to stop looking at the camera feedback!

Nan ! (Rire) J'ai acheté un petit rideau noir pour pas qu'on regarde le retour camera

[Tomorrow...] LAINK: Oh, that's lame. Fuck, okay, I got it, it's fucking lame. TERRACID: Yeah?

Oh c'est nul, Oh putain ok je viens de trouver c'est nul a chier

LAINK: Yeah, you got me hyped for nothing. TERRACID: No, wait, there are two things, so uh.. LAINK: Yeah, there's a memory card, what else?

Oh tu m'as hippé pour rien je m'en bat les couilles Nan attends y'en a ... y'a deux trucs donc heu... Oui y'a une carte mémoire et y'a quoi d'autre ?

TERRACID: A battery. [laughs] LAINK: [laughing] Awesome! I'm really happy for you!

Et une batterie (Rire) SUPER !!!

LAINK: Fuck, a dog!

J'suis vraiment content Merde le chien

There's a dog, there's a dog, it's killing me, it's killing me, it's killing me! It's killing me! It's killing me!

Y'a un chien, y'a un chien ! QUI ME TUE, QUI ME TUE,QUI ME TUE,QUI ME TUE,QUI ME TUE,QUI ME TUE, (Terra: C'est pas grave on a un lit)

TERRACID: It's fine, we have a bed. LAINK: I'll throw my rock on him. [thud!]

Je vais lui lancer ma pierre dans la geule

LAINK: He doesn't care. OH NO! Welp, I'm dead.

Il s'en fou OH NOONN ...Bon ben j'suis mort

TERRACID: Ah, finally! Hey, I killed a deer barehanded.

Hé....hé j'ai tué un cerf à main nue

What do you think of that?

Qu'es tu penses de ça ?

LAINK: How long did you run after him for? [gasp!]

Tu l'a poursuivi pendant combien de temps ?

I saw it, I saw it, I saw it! TERRACID: There was someone?

..HAAAN J'LAI VU J'LAI VU ! J'LAI VU! J'LAI VU!

LAINK: No, something fell, it was a bow, I think.

Non y a un truc qu'est tomber et c'était un arc j'crois!

TERRACID: A bow? LAINK: ...Yeah!

(Terra) -Un arc ? (Laink) -Oui !

LAINK: Yeah! TERRACID: It looked like a bow?

YES !

LAINK: Wait, it wasn't, I crafted it. But, I thought I've seen one! But actually no. I'll play it in slow-mo because, uh.. I thought I've seen it.

Ah bah non c'étais pas un arc J'lai fait l'arc Mais...mais j'ai cru voir tomber un arc Enfaite non...

J'repasserais l'image en slow mo' parce que j'ai cru l'a voir

[Yes] LAINK: Thanks Quentin, for donating €5. TERRACID: [burps] Thanks, Quentin!

Merci à Quentin qu'a donner 5 euros

LAINK: "Laink has gone full Mimie Mathy from southern huts."

Merci Quentin ! "Laink en mode mimimathy des cabanes du Sud"

What does that mean?

Ça veut dire quoi, ça ?

TERRACID: It's a Facebook joke, "going to raise Eskimos in Australia in slippers, LOL!"

C'est les blagues Facebook heu..

LAINK: Join the group to... go.. uh... raise orang-utans uh... lol.

Ah ouai... Rejoins le groupe pour partir heu...toi aussi élever des orangs-outans heu... Lol...

TERRACID: [laughing] With spaghetti shaped like onions, LOL.

Avec des spaghettis en forme de lions mdr

LAINK: And then, all the boho assholes who go "Yeah, I'd love to go there", but then they go to La Baule for a week, they...

Et après t'as tout les c*nnards hyper bobo qui font "ouais moi, j'aimerai trop y aller" Alors que quand ils vont une semaine à la baule ils...

TERRACID: [tries containing his laughter] LAINK: They can't find any shops, and they miss them. I can tell you a lot of stuff about that generation. TERRACID: [laughs] LAINK: I saw a whole bunch of douches. TERRACID: Yeah, I'm hating hard, yeah. On a France that disgusts me. LAINK: [laughs] TERRACID: Right now, I'm crafting a paper map, I gotta find my way. When I can't find my way, I really feel... uh...

*rires* Ils trouvent pas de magasins et ça leur manque

LAINK: Bad? TERRACID: Abando-.. ...Yes. LAINK: Same. TERRACID: [laughs] TERRACID: You're not hearing the helicopter?

LAINK: Yeah, I do now. Hold on, 'cuz I'm really hearing it from far away. Ah, yeah, it's over there. We'll meet at the helicopter? [laughs] TERRACID: I can see it, it's right there, it's firing right now. On a bunch of guys. Oh, it's... it's firing missiles on them! ...It's coming for me. It's coming...

[screams in fear] It killed me! LAINK: Looks like a trap. There are a bunch of rocks following a path to the helicopter. And I'm following it. TERRACID: Like Hop-o'-My-Thumb? LAINK: Exactly! The helicopter dropped rocks leading to it, and I'm happy, I'm eating them. TERRACID: Fuck, wait, it's telling me I'm cold, what's going on? LAINK: Don't worry, it's fine, put a sweater on.

Okay, I see the helicopter. TERRACID: Okay, put a sweater on. LAINK: And right now, to find the house in total darkness, it's gonna be pretty fucky. TERRACID: I'll light a fire inside, then. LAINK: I see the house. I see it. TERRACID: How do you know? LAINK: Because I see your torch.

I told you I wouldn't get lost, Terra. Do I know this forest..? TERRACID: What do you see now? LAINK: A huge rock. But don't worry, I told you! When I'm in a place for 5 minutes... Well, immediately, uh... It's memorized. I'm like that. 'Sup. No, asshole!

Stop it! Stop it! I'm not sure it's you. TERRACID: [laughs] COLAKA! TERRACID: We're getting shot! We're getting shot! LAINK: I was just planting seeds! TERRACID: You really are an asshole.

LAINK: See? TERRACID: Take cover! LAINK: [laughs] TERRACID: You piece of shit! LAINK: You could go plant seeds near people. LAINK: Watch out! TERRACID: [laughs] Get out of here, we are armed! LAINK: Walk out with your hands up! Hey, honestly, with an empty weapon... and uh.. seeds.. TERRACID: Yeah, you make the sound effects! LAINK: You get them out! You victimize them.

LAINK: Oh! [gasps] Animal fat! TERRACID: No, you see an animal and you go, "oh, animal fat!" LAINK: Well... yeah! TERRACID: Hey Laink, before seeing them as fat, remember it's a living being! LAINK: Remember it's a sensitive being that feels pain. TERRACID: What the... Something went... [groaning sound] next to me...

[gasps] It's a bork! An Ork! A bear! LAINK: An Ork! TERRACID: You're the naked guy near the house? LAINK: Uh, yeah, yeah, I'm near the house, naked. I'm jumping. TERRACID: Wait wait wait wait, yeah, yeah! Okay, well be careful! Dude, I heard a bear! LAINK: Where? TERRACID: Not far around here!

Really close... LAINK: We'll fuck it up with our bows. TERRACID: Yeah, well, uh... Look around you, come on, look! LAINK: I'll give you a bone, a nice bone. It gets you good fat. TERRACID: It was that way. Dude, I swear there's a bear. LAINK: Oh yeah! It's here! TERRACID: Oh, fuck!

LAINK: Nice beast! TERRACID: Wait, no, it's a pig! LAINK: Yeah, pigs don't sound like bears. TERRACID: No, but it went [groaning sound], like a zombie, you know? LAINK: Yeah, yeah. TERRACID: Look here, two nice trees stuck against each other. LAINK: They're kissing!

TERRACID: We're not synced... [both are hitting the tree] LAINK: A little. TERRACID: It's the lumberjack jam, it's the lumberja- [chuckles] TERRACID: Calm down. LAINK: Calm down, it's over. Well, uh... we've got another minute. Gives me time to get wood! TERRACID: It's about time you put some pants on, don't you think?

LAINK: Oh, yeah... You don't have anything? Oh, yeah, you got stuff! TERRACID: I crafted! LAINK: I've got shoes. TERRACID: [laughs] You're quite the nudist. LAINK: It's something! [laughs] Sorry, I didn't dare telling you, but it's time to... well... You see?

TERRACID: You're making everyone uncomfortable... LAINK: Well I'll start by crafting pants since apparently... it... it's shocking everyone. TERRACID: Since apparently I'm bothering! LAINK: Apparently I can't get comfy. Cloth pants. LAINK: So... here, what's happening is that I have the large furnace, and I'll put it here. [gasps]

"Yeah, he goes «WOAH! What's that thing, here?»" LAINK: It's.. it's way too big! [gasps] TERRACID: How big? Listen, we can make another room. LAINK: But I don't know where to put it! TERRACID: Go ahead, be careful. LAINK: It's not just any furnace!

TERRACID: Holy shit. LAINK: [laughs] TERRACID: It's a rocket ship!

Oh putain ! (Rho Rho Rho) C'est une fusée de lancement !

"3... 2... 1..." TERRACID: Do you love me? LAINK: Fuck off! TERRACID: Hey, you're not wasted? TERRACID: What do you need to make a door? LAINK: Before making a door, did we find a solution? TERRACID: For? LAINK: Because I'm telling myself that a key won't work because, even if we leave a key inside to respawn... TERRACID: Yes.

3 ... Tu m'aimes ? 2 ... 1 ... 0 !

LAINK: If... someone kills us, well he takes our keys. TERRACID: Yeah, but he might not know where we live. LAINK: What if it's someone who's watching the livestream? TERRACID: Well we'll be fucked, it'll be our fault for livestreaming. LAINK: No, that's terrible reasoning. I disagree. We're not at fault. TERRACID: [laughs] LAINK: I disagree. Uh... okay. TERRACID: [laughing] "I disagree... okay.."

LAINK: Uh, yeah, let's make a steel door. TERRACID: There's someone behind you! Behind you, behind you, behind you! Here, here! Who's that? He's going in! ....Hit! ...Dead.

LAINK: He's got a nice glitch. Oh, his head! His head! TERRACID: I see nothing. LAINK: His head is all stretched! To the wall! TERRACID: Can't see it. LAINK: [exclaims] LAINK: Coal plus sulfur equals gunpowder. Hmm.. And then, what do you do with gunpowder? Bullets? TERRACID: Maybe. I got enough to craft bullets and a gun.

I dunno if you can imagine that. It's madness! LAINK: Aren't you better with a bow? TERRACID: Shut up! LAINK: Is that you, running? TERRACID: Yeah, that's me. I'm coming. LAINK: No, no no no! Too much people! TERRACID: Too much people! Too much! LAINK: I'm going back to the house!

GUY: Hello, gentlemen. TERRACID: Hold on, who's this? LAINK: Hey, who are you?! Hey, don't come in, you don't come in. TERRACID: Hey, what are you doing? GUY: Hello, hey, hey. Put that bow back. LAINK: No, we're not doing that. GUY: Hold on, I'm knocking on your imaginary door.

Knock knock knock. May I come in? LAINK: No, you don't come in, what do you want? GUY: But, if I come in- LAINK: Can you tell me what you want without acting like an idiot? GUY: Hey, chill. I'm not gonna attack you with a rock. LAINK: No, you gotta tell us what you want. Listen, it was nice talking to you. TERRACID: [gasps]

LAINK: So, uh, the other one, is he gonna answer? TERRACID: They're stealing our resources! LAINK: Asshole. GUY: [screaming in agony] TERRACID: It hurts, huh? It hurts? Well take this. LAINK: What did he steal? TERRACID: He was really robbing us, that dickhead! LAINK: Yeah, the other was distracting us and he was taking everything. He took everything, there's nothing left.

TERRACID: For fucks sake! LAINK: Everyone in the chat was like "The furnace! The furnace!" Fucking hell, I didn't even thing about it. What a dick. LAINK: He's coming back, he's coming back! TERRACID: Really? LAINK: He's got a weapon!

There's an armed guy. TERRACID: Yeah. GUY: Good evening! I come in peace! TERRACID: Yeah, well you've got a weapon! GUY: I came to help, I came to help. I've got some stuff if you want. TERRACID: Why so much kindness?

LAINK: That's nice, but... why? TERRACID: That's very nice but why are you so kind? GUY: It's to brighten up the livestream. The viewers will be happy. LAINK: Woah... Well uh... Well thanks! TERRACID: Well, listen... you're kind! Thank you! It counts as cheating but we'll make an exception. Thanks a bunch!

GUY: It's not cheating, it's helping. Alright, good luck! TERRACID: Hey, what's your name? GUY: Well, it's written below. Pietro. [Thanks, Pietro] LAINK: Bullets, do you-... do you want some? I got some... on me...

TERRACID: Hmm... why not? LAINK: Sounds like a trap, "why not?" TERRACID: [laughs] "I don't trust you, you know?" LAINK: "Why do you want to give me bullets?" TERRACID: I should try out this crossbow on a... moving... target. Laink, would you mind if you died?

LAINK: Nah. Don't worry. TERRACID: Nah, buddy! LAINK: For an good pal! LAINK: [sighs in pleasure] TERRACID: Yeah! It's reinforced! LAINK: It's really reinforced. With this... TERRACID: Well, look at that! LAINK: We might as well get rid of the walls.

So, the secret code, we'll have to put a black screen to create one. I'll do it using Steam- No, not Steam.. I'm gonna text you a secret code So what's the secret code format? Oh woah, I see you're getting us a castle! Alright. So... I'll turn off my screen. And uh... TERRACID: And you'll text me the code and I'll turn off my screen LAINK: Yeah, but... I don't know what to pick for the code. You're just hearing the beeps.

Here we go! You'll never know what it is! Ah, you really got fucked! TERRACID: Ah, there we go. So.. I'm gonna build a- LAINK: [gasps] TERRACID: What was that? LAINK: Someone's shooting me! I'm getting shot! TERRACID: Come in! Close the door! Lock it! LAINK: So, you bastard?

TERRACID: Yeah, uh, don't show off too much. LAINK: He's probably emptying our chest. TERRACID: Yeah, obviously. LAINK: The furnace, I mean. I'm gonna go fuck him up. I'm going, I'm going. Can you remove that arrow from me? TERRACID: Hold on, don't move. There we go. LAINK: Thanks. [laughs] Hold on. Uuuuhh... TERRACID: Wait, I'm putting the fire off. LAINK: I'd like to, no.. no, I wanna put down my resources. TERRACID: Go ahead.

TERRACID: Okay, he was waiting. LAINK: He was waiting for me... You got him? TERRACID: Holy shit! LAINK: You fucked him up? TERRACID: Holy shit! Holy cow! I'm good! LAINK: Fuck, you wrecked him!

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