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So, the car's ready over there
Entoces, el carro está allí, esta listo
It's stopped making that weird noise you were talking about
Ya dejó de hacer aquél ruido extraño que me estabas diciendo
You can use it normally for weeks, if it starts making that weird rumble again
Ya lo puedes usar normal durante la semana - Okay - Si hace ese ruido de nuevo
Just bring it here and we'll fix it really quick
tu lo traes aquí que lo resolvemos rapidito
Awesome, thanks a lot
Excelente
It's cool
- Gracias por esa Tadeu - Vale Bien por esa
Later!
TCHAU
Really?
En serio?
Huh?
Ah?
It's funny, I...
Que gracioso que yo...
... I've been wanting to say this for a long time. I think that...
Yo tengo ya tiempo... queriendote decir eso
... you too!
Yo creo que yo... Yo también
Me too, what?
También qué?
Love ya too
Te amo
"Love ya too"?
Te amo?
Yeah, w-wasn't that what you said?
Sí... No fué eso lo que dijiste?
Are you fucking crazy?
Coño te volviste loco?!
Oh, I... I was facing forward and I heard you say "Love ya!"
Ah Es que yo escuché... Estaba de espaldas y escuché un ''te amo''
Fucking "Love ya"? I'm fucking married
Voy a estar diciendo te amo coño
You're married too, how long do I know you?
Soy casado carajo, tú eres casado también Te conozco de cuántos años?
-Uh a long time -10 years here checking your car, your dad's, your fucking family's
- De hace um buen tiempo... - 10 años ahí viendo tu carro
Haha Fuck!
el de tu padre de tu familia coño!
"Love ya" my ass, right?
Coño! Que te amo un coño de la madre verdad?!
I also thought the same thing
Yo también pensé en eso al momento
"Love ya" my fucking ass! Ya crazy, bro?
Te amo al carajo, coño! Estas loco hermano?! joder
Haha damn! It sounds similar
Pero es que se parece un poco a ''te amu'' y ''tchau''
"Love ya", "Later", but it's...
Pero sí... Tchau, claro joder!
It's "Later" for sure Why "Love ya"? Why would you say that, right?
Que te amu? Por qué dirías ''te amo'' verdad?!
There's only guys here!
Aquí sólo hay hombre carajo!
Fuck
Coño
Only men in this shit!
Sólo hay macho en esta vaina!
But you said "You too"
Es que tu dijiste ''yo también''
I said "You too"?
Ah, yo dije ''yo también''?!
You said "You too"
- Tu dijiste ''yo también'' - Si
I... Uh, I said "You too", yeah!
Si... Yo... Yo dije ''yo también'', si
Yeah, you're right. It's true, it's true. I said "You too", yeah, for real haha
Lo dije, vale, vale, vale, cierto Yo dije ‘’yo también’’ claro
You said "Love ya" and I said "You too"
Es que tu dijiste ''te amo'' yo dije ''yo también''
Yeah, but it was more of a polite response, actually
Es que fué mas por... Creo que fué mas por educación no?!
Uh...
An...
A reflex. Y'know, someone says "I love you", you say "I love you too", I mean...
Reflejo Es que dicen ''te amo'' y ya uno responde ''yo también''
... I'm not gonna leave you hanging
y así.. verdad... No te voy a dejar colgado
You're gonna say "Love ya" and I'm not gonna say anything?
An... No?! Que tu vayas a decir te amo... Verdad?! Y que yo no te diga nada?!
It was more because of that
Creo que fué por eso en realidad... Creo
-The car's there already -Alright
Ah, okay allí está tu carro ya Okay
Later!
TCHAU
N-now... ... was it "Love ya"?
Ahora... Ahora... Si... Fué ''te amo''? Fué...
Later!!
TCHAU
Ah, it was "Later!"
Ah... Fué tchau!
It was "Later!"
Fué tchau!
'Cause you said it more like "Laver!"
Es que tu lo dijiste mas ''tchão, tchamo''
"Loveya" Dunno, it sounded a lot like "Love ya"
No se me parecia mucho un ''te amo''
Just letting you know... I just wanna warn ya that your "Later" sounds a lot like "Love ya"
Sólo para avisarte que tu... Yo sólo quiero avisarte que tu, que tu ''tchau'' parece mucho un te amo
Do you think I'm some kind of...
Tu crees que yo soy... Tu crees que yo soy...
Fuck, no! Not at all bro! I'm just tryna help ya Because it really is very similar
Que coño, no es nada hermano Intento... sólo intento ayudarte aqui porque se parecen mucho
So if you could say something different, you'd help me out, 'cause I'm facing that way...
Entonces si puedes decir algo que no se parezca me ayudaría porque estoy de espaldas...
So if you'd say... "See you later!"
Entoces si puedieras decir emm... ''Hasta luego''
See you later?
Decir ''hasta luego''?!
Yeah... It doesn't sound like anything
Si. Que no se parezca a nada
Is it okay?
Puede ser, no?!
Uh... "Take care", whichever you want
Si, ''ve con Dios'' lo que quieras
Because, really.... I'm sorry
Porque asi, realmente...
Y'know, Tadeu, maybe it's me. I'm going through quite a lot now
Disculpa... Okay Tadeu?! Talvez sea yo, que yo... No se estoy medio tocado...
I'm getting a divorce, y'know...
Me estoy separando no?!
Uh...
An...
By the way, if you wanna, I don't know, crack a cold one open
Y bueno si quieres... Coño... Tomar una cerveza...
Check the broads out haha...
Si, aterrorizar a los culos ahí
You have my number, just.... anyways
Tu tienes mi numero no?! Sólo dame un... Enfin... Si...
I'm leaving
Me voy
See you later! Hehe
Hasta luego
Love ya!
TE AMO
I'm fucking with ya
Estoy jodiendo coño!
"Love ya" my ass!
Te amo una mierda!
Fucking faggot!
Pedazo de maricon!
Go fuck yourself
Vete a la mierda coño
Leave!
Largo!
José, I'm still gonna fuck this kid!
Jozia, a ese cabrón me lo como sí o sí!
So, now I think it won't make the noise anymore
Entonces ahora, creo que no va a hacer más ese ruido
Ok
Okay
Last week I even thought it could make, but now I think it won't
La semana pasada creí que no lo haria...
Awesome, how do I pay you?
Pero ahora no lo hará mas, okay?! Excelente, cómo te pago?
It can be cash, card...
Puede ser en efectivo, tarjeta
'ex
- Show - Chup...
What?
Ah?
Did you say "Sex?"
Tarjeta... Tu dijiste chupada?
No, I said "Cash, card, checks"
No, yo dije efectivo, tarjeta o cheque
Oh, ok haha
Ah ok. Es que yo... Yo escuché chupada
I heard "Sex". Did you say "Sex"?
- No dijiste chupada? - No, no... Imagina...
No, not at all
- Okay - Cheque
Ok Checks!
- Cheque no?! - Cheque!
Checks, right? Checks It was similar...
- Se pareció mucho - No no no...
No, no, no... Ok Why would--
- Okay... - Te lo digo...
I didn't say "Sex", I said "Checks"
Okay
Ok, but what do you prefer?
- No dije chupada, dije cheque - No Okey. Pero tu qué prefieres?
Well...
Ah, ai... Tu escoges de verdad
You can choose It can be... your ass?
Puede ser el culo...
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