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Please, you wanna wait on that loser Carusta for the rest of your life?
oh please you want to wait on that weird Okaloosa for the rest of your life
C'mon you gotta think BIG sis This man
come on you got a big the exist this man
All this here? Is temporary. UGH that... *explosion*
all this here temple
Oh my god! *very very sad music (Schubert - Ave Maria)* *obnoxious intro (whitewoods - beachwalk)*
Hey guys, Gilette Fusion Razor here and today we're
hey guys Gillette Fusion razor here and
gonna be playing my brand new game hitman blood money
today we're going to be playing my brand new game hitman blood money
You know I saw some suspicious characters I wonder if they're from that high school!
you know I saw some suspicious characters I wonder if they're from that
Rodger that *o shite*
high school Roger that
I'm sorry lady but I gotta choke you out
I'm sorry lady but I gotta choke you out
I've seen better facial animations in Kinectimals *royalty free rap music* *autism*
I've seen better facial animations and Kinectimals
*laughter* "Jump!" UGH that.. *Explosion*
Oh someone's coming over to intervene
"MUM" "YOU'VE GOTTA SEE-" OH Someone's coming over to intervene
HEY *shootout*
He hit me two times
he hit me two times all right it hit me
Alright he hit me more than two time-*dies* *worldstar fight* *dramatic music kicks in* *pyrocynical having a stroke*
more than two time why am i wearing a
Why am I wearing a full suit? It's like 40 degrees outside Oh I see you tried to kill that guy
full suit it's like 40 degrees outside oh I see you tried to kill that guy let
Lemme just help you out here
me just help you out here please take
please take one of my business cards
one of my business cards could you
could you please stop running mate
please stop running mate it's actually
It's actually quite difficult to shoot someone that's running *unfunny slowed down version of only time* WHA WHAHAHAHAHA
quite difficult to shoot someone that's running he's got a [ __ ] hole in the
He's got a fucking hole in the back of his head
How is he still alive?
back of his head how is he still alive
Am I about to be busted by the guy with the hole in the back of his head? KABLAM *hitman: agent 47 exclusive deleted scene*
am I about to be busted by the guy with the hole in the back of his head
They actually won't die
they actually won't die I've knocked to
I've knocked each one out multiple times and they just keep-
each one out multiple times and they
OKAY
just keep going okay
okay every kiss begins with kay The game's broken
okay okay the games broken IO
IO Interactive, release a patch plea-*dies again*
Interactive release Apache plate excuse
Uh excuse me ma'am
me ma'am apparently you signed our
Apparently you signed our leaflet to get the free rubber duckey grenade *to infinity and beyond* Oh of course the key card's totally unharm- "arresting"
leaflet to get the free rubber ducky grenade of course the key cards totally on hum it looks like dinner is served
*unfunny meme again* It looks like dinner is served
Oh Oh wow this is awkward
Oh oh wow this is okay yeah there goes
Uh, there he goes *unintelligible stuttering*
what is this it's just [ __ ] co-op
Is this fucking QWOP What is this
what why is this why my war my
What am I what am I witnessing right now What is this
witnessing right now why's this I just
I just found a bunch of dead guys
found a bunch of dead guys I swear it
I swear it wasn't me It was probably him
wasn't me it was probably him it was
It was just a prank *rapid fire*
just a prank
Get this maniac off me Holy shit that's the dad from Fallout 4
holy [ __ ] that's the dad from fallout 4
Well he's not really escaping, is he
well he's not really escaping is he I'm
I'm right next to him Murdering, kidnapping, psychopath!
right next to him murdering kidnapping psychopath give me my son
GIVE ME MY SON GIVE ME SHAUN NOW
give me Shawn No
*hilarious fallout 4 reference* HOHO MY GOD
I am shocked how was that an accident
How was that an accident *last dying breath* Look, IO Interactive
look io Interactive you've made an
You've made an amazing game but I'm just saying
amazing game but I'm just saying just
Just saying my opinion here right?
saying my opinion here right I'm pretty
I'm pretty sure someone deliberately shooting at a plane
sure someone deliberately shooting at a
With the intent to kill the person inside it
plane with the intent to kill the person
Is not an accidental kill in any way
inside it is not an accidental kill in
It's more like attempted murder *just like your videos* *OH! GOT EEEEEEM BOIS*
any way it's more like attempted murder
Yeah I'm alright
yeah I'm alright you can literally just
You can literally just walk around, knocking people out
walk around knocking people out and no
And no one gives a shit
one gives a [ __ ] well we got ourselves a
Oh we got ourselves a runner *unintelligible mumbles* *ded*
runner that's the next snap for you mrs.
It's a well known fact
it's a well-known fact the only thing
The only thing that can kill a bald hitman is another bald man
that can kill a bold hitman is another bald man huh sir please think of the planet mister where
are you all the coins hitting his head
All the coins hitting his head It's gave him some kind of concussion
it's gave him some kind of concussion sir that red tie smashing your well how
How dare you compliment me without my permission
dare you compliment me without my
*ded*
permission
Can I take his clothes?
can I take his clothes I can take his
I can take his clothes Okay
clothes okay hitman has reached a new
Hitman has reached a new low *so has your content XDXDXDXD* Killing people, that's fine
low killing people that's fine stealing
Stealing from the dead, just a bit too far
from the dead just a bit too far
*insert this is sparta meme in 2016* I actually don't know why I did that
I don't know why I did that I genuinely
I genuinely just think I'm an asshole *Shot* *Another one* *Puts Gun Down*
just think I'm an [ __ ] I tell you
I tell ya what I'm feeling a little less homicidal today
what I'm feeling a little less homicidal
I'll let ya live
today I'll let you live
*lel no* Now most hitman pros know the only way to kill a priest is with an enchanted pair of scissors *stabbed in the face*
now most hitman pros know the only way to kill a priest is with an enchanted pair of scissors I've become the priest
I've become the priest Time to smite some evil doers with my enchanted pair of scissors
time to smite some evildoers with my
*scissor montage*
channel pair of scissors watch your sentries are you man Oh can you
Why does no one care
why does no one care I'm running around
I'm running around, killing people with a pair of scissors
killing people with a pair of scissors
And no one gives a shit *lel such funny meme lel lel*
and no one gives a [ __ ]
hello dis is woom service
hello this is room service today we
today we introduce new service
introduce new service throwing you off
trowing you off banister *trows off banister* r u fukin srys *new half life 3 engine graphics*
Bannister are you [ __ ] serious how's
How's it going bros my name's PEWDAPIE
it going resumes parama [ __ ] the beauty
fuk da pewdiepie I HATE FUCKING PEWDIEPIE
I like [ __ ] Beta Phi Beta Phi is also
pewdiepie is *german mumble* bitch an i hate pewdiepie
speech and I hate pizza pie how the [ __ ]
How the fuck did that kill him
did that kill him that was a two-foot
That was a two foot drop
drop chef my cello and the new kitchen sorry I'm late you're damn right you are never mind you can finish this tomato sauce
whoa maaaaan *tobuscus gaming outro*
maybe you can you're done
So now I can amputate them and circumcise them afterwards
so now I can amputate them and circumcise them afterwards an amazing
An amazing combo
combo please don't mind me I'm just
Please don't mind me I'm just committing mass murder
committing mass murder please just
Please just ignore me *ded* *crying over the fact that he'll never be as good as leafy* wha
ignore me don't tell me I didn't warn
*leaked metal gear survive footage* *holy shit that's Kenny* *le explosion*
Don't tell me I didn't warn you meat face Take em out "combat" *plop*
you meet face take him out I literally
I literally threw a coin at your face
threw a coin at your face does that
Does that deserve being shot *obnoxious outro*
deserve beat Chuck ah Hey ha
*gotta get that ad revenue bois*
she Oh Oh not safe here clear out gotcha
sure clear out of here tree man someone's making trouble possibly high on drugs out of the way out of the way security
*okay it's 10 minutes you can stop now*
business I understand we need to secure this area I need you to get as far away as possible this is for your own safety do you understand command you copy all
hey what's up guys it's scare here
clear for now got my eyes peeled
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