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Okay, GayCowboy you got this.
Okay, GayCowboy du schaffst das
What!?
Was!?
He's not dead. He's just taking a break!
Er ist nicht tot. Er ruht sich nur aus!
Go in man, you got this!
Geh rein man, du schaffst das.
Get in there!
Los rein da!
Bring it on! (Screaming)
Los geht's!
You got this!
Du hast das!
He does not have that at all.
Er hat es überhaupt nicht.
Don't worry shitface, I will avenge you.
Keine sorge Scheißgesicht, Ich räche dich.
Ooohhhh
Ooohhhh
Don't go mid, don't go mid guys
Geht nicht in die Mitte. Geht nicht in die Mitte jungs.
God damn it!
Verdammt nochmal!
Ok.
Ok.
I'm going mid.
Ich gehe in die Mitte.
There's AWPs everywhere.
Da sind überall AWPs.
(Screaming)
(Schreiend)
How can you tell me to go mid?
Wie kannst du mir sagen, dass ich in die Mitte gehen soll?
"Are you actually Dunkey?"
"Bist du wirklich Dunkey?"
Other player: "Yeah."
Anderer Spieler: "Ja"
"Yo say spaghetti and meatballs!"
"Yo sag mal Spaghetti und Fleischbällchen"
Other player: "spaghetti and meatballs!"
Anderer Spieler: "Spaghetti und Fleischbällchen"
"OHHHH!"
"OHHHH!"
[Laughter]
[Gelächter]
"Oh my god it's Dunkey!"
"Oh mein Gott es ist Dunkey!"
"Stupid idiots"
"Dumme Idioten"
Say ya prayers
Sag deine Gebete
Ohh, bye bye
Ohh, Bye Bye
Run a screen!
Lauf mir auf den Bilschirm!
GO!
LOS!
Ohh it worked, perfect
Ohh hat perfekt funktioniert
Now we all have AWPs
Jetzt haben wir alle AWPs
We can never lose with this strategy
Mit dieser Strategy können wir nie verlieren
OH fuck.
Oh scheiße
Oh no
Oh nein
Oh god
Oh Gott
"Oh. My. God."
"Oh. Mein. Gott."
Everybody follow the chicken, he knows everything, he's taking us to the terrorists right now.
Lasst uns alle dem Hühnchen folgen, er weiß alles. Er bringt uns zu den Terroristen.
"Thank you great chicken, for showing us the way"
"Danke, dass du uns den Weg zeigst, großes Hühnchen"
"That's not a chicken that's a rabbit!"
"Das is kein Hühnchen das ist ein Kaninchen!"
I think he smells somebody!
Ich glaube er riecht jemanden!
Where's the terrorist, chicken?
Wo ist der Terrorist, Hühnchen?
Tell us where he is.
Sag uns wo er ist.
Oh my god, he's a genius, the chicken is a genius.
Oh mein Gott , er ist ein Genie, Das Hühnchen ist ein Genie.
"Why the fuck doesn't anybody ever come to B with me? Like for fucks sake!"
"Warum zur hölle kommt nie jemand mit mir auf B? Verdammt nochmal!"
Pffft! What is this, second grade?
Was is das , zweite Klasse?
You're going middle? Right for the middle? You're starting middle?
Genau in der Mitte? Du fängst in der Mitte an?
I'm gonna go top right
Ich werde oben rechts starten
"Oh my god, this is intense"
"Oh mein Gott, das ist so spannend"
"You guys are fucking ass team-players. Like Jesus Christ."
"Ihr seid solche scheiß Teamspieler. Herr Gott nochmal."
*speaking Romanian*
*Spricht Rumänisch*
*speaking Romanian*
*Spricht Rumänisch*
"you guys do realize this is an English speaking game?, right?"
"Ihr wisst schon, dass man hier Englisch spricht, oder?"
"Can we go B, Please?"
"Können wir bitte B gehen?
"My fucking god, these guys aren't listening"
"Verdammte Scheiße, die hören nicht mal zu"
[In Romanian] : "I'm eating pizza from Lidl"
[In Rumänisch]: "Ich esse Pizza von Lidl"
What kind of pizza are you ordering?
Was für eine Pizza bestellst du?
Foreign speaker : "long, four long, All long"
Fremdsprachiger: "Lang , 4 Lang , alle Lang"
B?
B?
"Not B, fucking noob, is long"
"Nicht B , verdammter Noob, es ist Lang"
They're B?
Sie sind B?
"Long."
"Lang."
B.
B.
[In Romanian]: "I told you... look how stupid this guy is... I saw..."
[In Rumänisch]: "Ich habs dir gesagt... guckt wie dumm dieser typ ist... I habs gesehen..."
Okay, I'm going to B.
Okay, Ich gehe auf B.
"Shut the fuck up or kick"
"Halt die Fresse oder wir werfen dich raus"
I got this guy.
Ich hab den Typen.
I got him.
Ich hab ihn.
"You gotta hurry Jason!"
"Du musst dich beeilen Jason!"
I- I got-
Ich- Ich hab-
Hang on I can do it
Warte kurz ich schaffe das
I can shoot him!
Ich kann ihn treffen!
*grunts*
*grunzt*
Here we go, here it is!
Jetzt gehts los. Hier kommt es.
Here it is, this is the one!
Jetzt kommt es. Den treff ich!
"This is the one, I got-"
"Das ist der Schuss, Ich hab-"
This the one, I got it!
Das ist der Schuss, Ich hab ihn!
[Impressed shouting]
[begeistertes Schreien]
What did I say, what did I say.
Was habe ich gesagt. Was habe ich gesagt.
Now everybody stand back.
Jetzt bleibt alle hinter mir.
I'm about to go crazy.
Ich werd jetzt gleich verrückt.
come on, come- Oh!
Komm schon, komm- Oh!
*sputters* This guy?
*spuckt* Der Typ?
*sputters* that guy?
*spuck* Der Typ?
Make my day
Versüß mir den Tag
Make my week
Versüß mir die Woche
Make my month!
Versüß mir den Monat!
Make me a pizza!
Mach mir eine Pizza!
Who's in here?
Wer ist da drinnen?
Nobody
Niemand
"Go in, Go in dude, it's safe"
"Geh rein, Geh da rein alter, es ist sicher"
Go in there man
Geh da rein man
Come on.
Komm schon.
"Go in"
"Geh rein"
Would we tell you to go in, if it wasn't safe?
Würden wir dir sagen das du rein gehen sollst, wenn es nicht sicher wäre? Vertrau Uns
"Now it's my turn"
"Jetzt bin ich dran"
Okay
Okay
Alright.
So...
I'm not gonna go in.
Ich gehe da nicht rein.
I'm gonna go this-
Ich geh hier-
Oh- Shit!
Oh- Scheiße!
Okay, I'm going in!
Okay , Ich gehe rein!
"Okay, someone kick this kid"
"Okay kann jemand dieses Kind rauswerfen"
How are you going to kick me? I'm the best guy on this team! Look at this!
Wie willst du mich rauswerfen? Ich bin der beste im team! Guck dir das an!
Headshot!
Kopfschuss!
Come on.
Komm schon.
You can scope with the AWP?
Man kann mir der AWP zoomen?
(thanks to /u/maerun for the Romanian translation)
(Danke an /u/maerun für die Rumänische übersetzung)
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