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how's it going everyone meme star here
How's it going everyone?
before I start today's video I just want to say how amazing YouTube is as a whole
Memestar here. Before I start today's video, I just want to say how amazing YouTube is as a whole
it's got an amazing community where everyone leaves positive feedback for each other so creators know that they're
It's got an amazing community where everyone leaves positive feedback for each other so creators know that they're making good content.
making good content but the YouTube content creators are even better because
But the YouTube content creators are even better
they give content to the community and
because they give content to the community
we collaborate and share ideas while
and we collaborate and share ideas
secretly hating all of each other at the
while secretly hating all of each other at the same time.
same time it's amazing how we haven't
It's amazing how we haven't all killed ourselves yet.
all killed ourselves yet what's that fellow YouTube content
What's that fellow YouTube Content Creator?
creator you named your video in all caps
You named your video in all caps as well as me?
as well as me only one person on the whole of YouTube can put all caps in
Only one person on the whole of YouTube can put all caps in their titles!
their titles it's written in the 10
It's written in the 10 Commandments of YouTube.
commandments of YouTube only one youtuber at any time can have all caps
Only one Youtuber at any time can have all caps in their titles.
in their titles so the beautiful concept
So the beautiful concept that is Youtube aside,
that is YouTube's aside let's talk about
let's talk about today's video.
today's video so this video was suggested on the pyrocynical subreddit
So this video was suggested on the Pyrocynical subreddit
and it's basically virtual reality sex
and it's basically... Virtual Reality sex.
it's about as depressing as it sounds honestly let's just give it a watch
It's about as depressing as it sounds honestly, let's just give it a watch. *music*
men have long dreamed of experiencing fantasies in virtual worlds when you say
*reading the words on screen*
men I just think of horny 15 year old boys that type in minecraft sex on pornhub
When you say men, I just think of horny 15 year old boys that type in Minecraft Sex on Pornhub
and Jack after some crudely animated
and... jack off to some....
minecraft animation but you know at the
crudely animated Minecraft animation, but, you know, at the end of the day
end of the day everyone's got their their own personal preference you know
everyone's got their uh, their own personal preference, you know.
they've got a bit of that minecraft action that five nights at Freddy's
They've got a bit of that Minecraft action, that Five Nights at Freddy's fanfiction with the..
fanfiction with with the poo deep I
with the PooDePie. *more music*
gotta love how when they say that dream
Gotta love how when they say "That dream has Just become a reality."
has just become a reality they got these close-ups of assets of the hot female bodies you know not I get that fanbase
they got these close-ups of assets of uh, hot female bodies, you know, gotta get that fanbase somehow guys.
somehow goes
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *you guessed it, there's music again*
so the controller of the future the next
So the controller of the future...
step in virtual reality gaming it's just
The next step in Virtual Reality Gaming...
straight up looks like a butthole I
It just straight up looks like a butthole, I gotta be hone--
gotta be on it it just looks like a butthole with two joysticks next to it
It just looks like a.. butthole with two joysticks next to it.
if this is the next step in like virtual
If this is the next step in like, Virtual Reality entertainment,
reality entertainment I'm just going to go ahead and just jump off the nearest
I'm just going to go ahead and just jump off the nearest cliff
cliff because I really don't want to see what the next step after this is it'll
Cause uh, I really don't want to see what the next step after this is.
probably just be two buttholes honestly
It'll probably just be two buttholes, honestly.
then three and you'll just get worse from there
Then three, and it'll just get worse from there.
take your adult gaming or VR porn to the
Take your Adult Gaming or VR Porn to the next level?
next level oh how about you just go
Uh... how about you just go outside, you know?
outside you know just unlock the door to
Uh, just... unlock the door to your basement and uh...
your basement and you just go outside you know meet a nice guy or meet a nice girl you know you just just go out and
You just go outside, you know, meet a nice guy or meet a nice girl, you know, you just.. just go out and uh....
uh you could just do that I'll be a lot
You could just do that.
better you know I mean uh being in your
That'd be a lot better, you know, I mean...
basement putting your penis in what
Uh, bein' in your basement, putting your penis in uh...
looks like some kind of sausage making
What looks like some kind of sausage making machine,
machine it's gotta be unhealthy to an extent I'm just putting my opinion across
it's gotta be unhealthy to an extent, I'm just putting my opinion across.
so it's got a programmable soft grip
So it's got a programmable soft-grip pressure gripper
pressure gripper well yeah I mean that sounds really innovative you know I'm
Well yeah, I mean that sounds really innovative, you know, I'm really happy for you.
really happy for you but if it can cut
But uh, if it can cut your penis off,
your penis off surely someone will take it and turn it into some like six serial killer thing like one of the Saw films
surely someone'll take it and turn it into some like sick serial killer thing like one of the Saw films, you know?
you know you must not to the anime
You must nut to the anime figure three times...
figure three times or you will lose your
or you will lose your penis.
penis that's a good sort ramen let's be
That's a good Saw trap, I mean let's be fair.
fair saw three deleted scenes I'm sure I'm sure they have that trap in there somewhere
Saw 3, deleted scenes, I'm sure.. I'm sure they have that trap in there somewhere.
it shows the actual footage of the inner
It shows the actual footage of the inner workings of the machine.
workings of the machine barn ously this wouldn't arouse anyone except that guy who has sex with cars mm-hmm
But honestly this wouldn't arouse anyone except that guy who has sex with cars. *weird noise in slo-mo*
oh yeah a vacuum attachment is amazing
Oh yeah, a vacuum attachment is amazing, because...
because firstly you can actually get
Firstly you can actually get sucked off by it,
sucked off by it and secondly you know if you leave any mess on the floor like any [ __ ] crisps or anything you just
and secondly, you know, if you leave any mess on the floor like any fucking crisps or anything
Hoover that [ __ ] up it's two-in-one it's
you just.. hoover that shit up, it's two-In-one, it's uh...
a family-friendly material
family-friendly.... material.
it also comes in many different textures so you get the maximum amount of
It also comes in many different textures so you get the maximum amount of pleasure.
pleasure also limited editions a dragon anus and minecraft agents coming soon
Also, Limited Editions, uh... Dragon Anus and Minecraft Anus. Coming Soon.
see this guy's this is the offer of a
See this guys? This is the offer of a lifetime!
lifetime you will never get a better
You will never get a better offer than this.
offer than this not only it you get the
Not only do you get the butthole with joysticks,
butt hole with joysticks but you get the
but you get the...
silicone sleeve but whole thing and you
Silicone Sleeve butthole thing,
get a crappy 2004 PC game it's the best
and you get a crappy 2004 PC game.
offer 2016 hands down
It's the best offer 2016, hands down.
gotta love that stock glass smash sound effects really adds to the immersion and high-quality production of this video
Gotta love that stock glass smash sound effects, really adds to the immersion and high-quality production of this video.
so you see guys you can create your own fantasies with this amazing application
So you see guys, you can create your own fantasies with this amazing application.
if you want to have sex with a creeper
If you want to have sex with a creeper from Minecraft or...
for a Minecraft or dragon or a pumpkin
Dragon or a pumpkin, you can do that.
you can do that you can have sex with a
You can have sex.. with a pumpkin.
pumpkin or you're extremely dark fantasies will come true with this amazing installment I love how it says
All your extremely dark fantasies will come true with this amazing installment. *breathing*
actual in-game footage and it just looks like something from the [ __ ] Spy Kids film somebody ring the ding ster I'm
I love how it says actual in-game footage and it just looks like something from the fucking Spy Kids film. Somebody ring the Dinkster?
sorry guys oh I know it's an old me but I had to incorporate it somewhere ok
I'm sorry guys, I know it's an old meme, but... I had to incorporate it somewhere, ok?
just give me a break I gotta be honest this character selection is actually incredibly racist and sexist and I myself am triggered
Just gimme a break. (girl in the game): "Oh yeah." I gotta be honest, this character selection is actually incredibly racist and sexist and I myself am triggered.
where are the male characters
Where are the male characters?
where are the minecraft characters no
Where are the Minecraft characters?
wife I want to do some minecraft chicken
Y'know, what if I want to do some Minecraft chicken roleplay?
roleplay where are the five nights at
Where are the Five Nights at Freddy's--
Freddy's actually no for five nights at Freddy's are probably better not being
Actually no, Five Nights at Freddy's are probably better not being on this list.
on this list honestly at the end of the day if they don't stick pudy pie and donald trump as playable characters this
Honestly, at the end of the day, if they don't stick PooDiePie and Donald Trump as playable characters,
games just a waste of time please
this game is just a waste of time.
incorporate that as future DLC guys my
Please incorporate that as future DLC, guys.
name is Bell's fragglan owner of years creative group and creator of the her 2
My Name is Bill Spracklin, owner of Eos Creative Group and creator of the Virtual Adult System
adult system the only thing I'm known for is a machine which you put your penis in
The only thing I'm known for is a machine which you put your penis in.
please kill me
Please kill me.
Birchwood all started off as a small game project in a u.s. creative group a
Virtual Adult started off as a small game project at Eos Creative Group.
company that's trying to change the way
A company that's trying to change the way we interact with Virtual Reality.
we interact with virtual reality he says changing virtual reality forever you could have made so much better
He says changing Virtual Reality forever, you could have made so much better advancements.
advancements let's say a guy in the war lost his legs you could have used virtual reality to give him sensation in
Let's say a guy in the war lost his legs, you could have used Virtual Reality to give him sensation in his legs
his legs like he was walking but nope
like he was walking, but nope.
you just got a program it for porn because porn makes money what a great
You just gotta program it for porn, because porn makes money.
concept guys
What a great concept guys.
we have created several iterations of the Virtua doll system and with each iteration comes improvements we are
We have created several iterations of the VirtuaDolls system, and with each iteration comes improvements.
finally happy with the final iteration and is ready to sit out for production I
We are finally happy with the final iteration, and it is ready to be sent out for production.
love other not in some kind of like high-tech studio that literally just in
I love how they're not in some kind of like high-tech studio, they're literally just in like their room.
like that room just like I'm not no I'm a making virtual reality sex it's gonna
Just like "Um no mum, I'm making Virtual Reality Sex. It's gonna sell millions!"
sell millions right now the game team consists of one person myself we need to
Right now the game team consists of one person, myself.
bring so many on board that will help create an amazing experience when I
We need to bring somebody on board that will help create an amazing experience.
pitched the idea to Microsoft they called me a sex offender and called Securi
When I pitched the idea to Microsoft, they called me a sex offender and called security!
we hope to be able to ship within three months of the final day of the campaign
We hope to be able to ship within three months of the final day of the campaign.
just in time to release the virtual reality systems
Just in time for the release of the Virtual Reality systems.
so there you have it the next step in human evolution and overall technology
So there you have it, the next step in human evolution and technology.
literal virtual reality sex so the
Literal Virtual Reality sex.
lesson at the end of today is don't drop
So the lesson at the end of today is...
out of school to fund a project where
don't drop out of school to fund a project where you have sex with pixels.
you have sex with pixels because at the
Cause uh, at the end of the day...
end of the day it's not really the best
It's not really the best game plan, let's be fair.
game plan let's be fair I mean honestly the entire project itself is pretty much
I mean honestly the entire project itself is pretty much harmless, you know?
harmless you know if there are those people that kind of need this in their
There are those people that kind of need this in their life
life because they're probably never
because they're probably never gonna have sex or...
going to have sex or they just want to try virtual sex for the first time but
they just want to try virtual sex for the first time.
unless I can do it with a cabbage a tomato or various other fruit and
But... unless I can do it with a cabbage, a tomato, or various other fruit and vegetables
vegetables I just I won't take any kind
I just... I won't take any kind of interest, honestly.
of interest honestly any aspiring game developers out there please create a game where you can romance a tomorrow
Any aspiring game developers out there, please create a game where you can romance a tomato.
play I'm begging you are just any kind
Ple-- I'm begging you, I just...
of video game where you can actually romance and have sex with the tomato
any kind of video game where you can actually romance and have sex with a tomato, that would be my dream
that would be my dream personally my fetishes are quite Nishan romance and
personally, my fetishes are quite niche and uh...
the tomato is definitely one of them
Romancin' a tomato is definitely one of them.
there should be a mod in Skyrim to be
That should be a mod in Skyrim to be fair.
fair a tomato marriage be sure to
A tomato marriage.
comment down below what you want me to talk about next and if this video
Be sure to comment down below what you want me to talk about next and if this video reaches one like
reaches one like I will create my own virtual reality fantasy game where you
I will create my own Virtual Reality fantasy game
can romance with the tomorrow generai you
where you can romance with a tomato. *outro music*
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