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I've used public transport...a decent number of times. At least when I went to college

I've used public transport decent number of times at least when I went to college

cause I had to take the bus to get there, so that was 2 buses there and back so 4 a

cuz I had to take a bus to get there so that was two buses there and back so for

day, 5 days a week minus holidays and that time I started walking half of the way because

a day five days a week - holidays and that time I started walking half of the

I'm a cheapskate..uhh anyway a lot of buses.

way cuz I'm a cheapskate anyway a lot of

Or at least a good amount to where at least SOMETHING crazy or dumb must've happened right? NOPE. The worst I had was like..buses not showing up for hours..buses driving off when

buses or at least a good amount to wear at least something crazy or dumb must have happened right nope the worst I had was like was is not showing up for hours

you were right THERE..that one time a blind woman almost sat on me and I didn't say anything

was is driving off when you were right there that one time a blind woman only

because I was too anxiousWHY WOULDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING SHES BLIND NOT DEAF- I blame

sat on me and I didn't say anything because I was too anxious why wouldn't you say anything she's blind not deaf I

the guide dog. He lead here over here like “yep, this seat’s free!” how could you.

blame the guide dog he lied her way over here like yep this seats free how could you but none of

But none of that even equates to a fraction of the horror I experienced the first time

that even equates to the fraction of the horror I experienced the first time I

i took a COACH in GERMANY.

took a coach in Germany so basically I

So basically I was with Andro (the guy from this video) in North Rhine Westphalia and

was with Andrew the guy from this video in North rhine-westphalia and we wanted

we wanted to go to Saarland to visit his family who lived there. And there were some decently

to go to Seoul and to visit his family who lived there and there were some

priced coaches going there with a company called...hmm probably shouldn’t use their

decently priced coaches going there with a company called hmm probably shouldn't

actual name for legal reasons. Let’s call them paulblartmallcop2Bus.

use that actual name for legal reasons let's call them pull button or cop

So anway paulblartmallcop2bus’s times were also pretty good. It was supposed to take

tubers so anyway pull white mark up two buses times were also pretty good it was

about 4 hours to get there which we thought was fine since there would be internet and

supposed to take about four hours to get there which we thought was fine since

electricity on the bus.

there won't be internet and electricity

So we go to Dusseldorf nice and early, and the bus is on time, which is nice, it’s

on the bus so we get to düsseldorf nice and early and the bus is on time which

always nice when that happens, so we load in our stuff and we’re greeted by the bus

is nice it's always nice when that happens so we love it in our stuff and

we're greeted by the bus driver and he

And he just looks like he doesn’t give a noodle about anything. I think for the entire

just looks like he doesn't give a noodle about anything I think for the entire

bus ride I never saw him without his shades on. And he looked like if he could speak english

bus ride I never saw him without his shades on he looked like if he could

he would have a new yorker accent. Anyway.

speak English he would have a New York accent

We get on & sit down and the bus takes a little bit to get going but other than that everything’s

anyway we get out and sit down and the bus takes a little bit to get going what

fine and dandy. The driver switches some music on and it’s Michael jackson and we’re

does this and that everything is fine and dandy the driver switches on some music and it's Michael Jackson and we're like

like sweet we don’t have to listen to the charts because everyone knows that the charts

sweet we don't have to listen to the charts cuz everyone knows that the

are for NORMIES

charts are for normies since it's gonna

Since it’s gonna be a long drive we decide to play some 3DS. Andro forgot to charge his

be a long drive we decide to play some 3ds and I forgot to charge his but it's

but it’s like no biggie let’s just plug it in with the charger aaaand...nothing happened.

like no biggie you just plug it in with the charger and nothing happened we tried mine

We tried mine. Nothing happened either. We see the guy across from us plug his charger in and take it back out again. Great. No power.

nothing happens either great no power

We try connecting to the WiFi. It doesn’t show up. Nice. So we basically try to conserve

we tried connecting to the Wi-Fi does he show up nice so we basically try to conserve our 3ds

our 3DS and Phone batteries for when we’re REALLY bored. Because we were prepared for

and phone batteries for when we're really bored because we were prepared

it to be a long ride. But what we weren’t prepared for was that it was going to be SIX

for it to be a long ride but what we weren't prepared for was that it was

going to be six hours long the driver

The driver took a break every 2 hours which, you know, is fine you’re supposed to do

took a break every two hours which you

that when you’re driving for so long, but each break was 30 minutes long...and he took

know it's fine you're supposed to do that when you're driving cuz so long but each break was 30 minutes long and he

took five of them after the third one

After the third one someone speaks up and he’s just like “hey man i gotta take my

someone speaks open he's just like then

break man its tha law”

I go Taylor Bergman is law I don't even

I dont even like Understand the thought process

like understand the thought process like

Like, all he did was just extend his working time by 2 and a half hours, wouldn’t you

all he did was extend his working time by two and a half hours wouldn't you

want the drive to be quicker so that you finish work earlier?

want the drive to be quicker so that you finish work earlier or maybe he had

Or maybe he had another drive to do after this one and was purposefully trying to make

another drive to do after this one and

himself so late that they would get someone else to do it

it was purposely trying to make himself late so that they would get someone else

If so, way to be selfish bro

to do it if so way to be selfish bro

Like I understand that the job probably sucks, he’s probably underpaid and has a terrible

like I understand that the job sucks he's probably underpaid and he has a

boss but you DONT take that out on the customers, come on! That’s the point where you stop

terrible boss but you don't take that out on the customers come on that's the

being a poor, under(p)aid employee and just become a dingus.

point where you stop being a poor underplayed employee just be covered pingas so a six hour drive with no

So a 6 hour drive with no electricity, no wifi and CONSTANTLY in the background just (michael jackson billie jean) Doot doot Doot doot

electricity no Wi-Fi and constantly in the background just to do

Doot doot Doot doot

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA So we get to Saarbrücken and Andro’s sister who’s been waiting to pick us up for two

so we get to saw Brooklyn and enjoy a sister who's been waiting to pick us up

hours is just like

for like two hours it's just like where

“WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN WHY DID IT TAKE 6 HOURS TO GET HERE”

have you been why did it take six hours

“Hey man i gotta take my break man its tha law”

to get here oh my god see my brave man

And we just BOOK IT out of there

is the wall and we just booked it out of

And have a lovely weekend in saarbrücken

there and have a lovely weekend in saarbrücken

But the story didn’t end there I really rEALLY WISH IT DID BUT IT DIDN’T

but the story didn't none left I really really wish it did but it

So on the Sunday we head to the bus station to go home at about 2, right? Our bus was

didn't so on this Sunday we head to the bus station to go home at about 2:00

coming at 2:30 but we got there a bit early just to be sure that we wouldn’t be late

right officers coming at 2:30 but we got there a little bit early just to be sure

that we wouldn't be late and miss it

Turns out that even if wE WERE TWO HOURS LATE; WE WOULDN’T HAVE MISSED IT

turns out even if we were two hours late we wouldn't have missed it okay so it

Okay so it was the middle of summer right, we were scorching hot, there was a store nearby

was the middle of summer right we were scorching hot there was a store

which we could’ve got a drink from but we DIDNT IN CASE WE MISSED THE BUS and we were

nearby which we could have got a drink from but we didn't in case we missed the

super bored so we just browsed reddit on Andro’s phone - i didn’t have a data contract at

bus and we were super bored so we were just browsing reddit on Andrews phone I

the time so my phone was useless, i had like neko atsume on it and that was it as far as

didn't have a data contract at the time so my firm was useless I had like neko atsume on it and that

*entertainment* goes

was as far as entertainment goes

Eventually we pretty much use up all the battery on BOTH our phones, but we’re like “it’s

eventually we pretty much use of all the battery on both our phones but we just

fine” cause we can just charge them up on the bus

like it's fine cuz we could just charge

After like an hour and a half of waiting we’re like

them on the bus after like an hour and a

WHERE’s THE BUS

half of waiting we're like where's the

And I’m like - and I kid you not I actually said this - “imagine if we got the same

bus and I'm like and I kid you not I actually said this imagine if we got the

driver that drove us here hahahaha”

same driver who drove us here that would be funny eventually a bus shows up

Eventually a bus shows up that’s going to north rhine west phallia and we’re like

that's going to North rhine-westphalia

O:

and we're like we go to the driver who

We go up to the driver who is not the new yorker guy sINGING OUR PRAISES

was not the New Yorker guy singing our

Give him our ticket and he’s like

praises give him our ticket and he's

“This isn’t your bus”

like this isn't your bus well where the

“WELL WHERE THE HECK IS OUR BUS” And he’s like

heck is our bus and he's like I don't

“I dunno?” We wait for another half an hour and LO AND BEHOLD our bus ACTUALLY SHOWS UP

know we wait for another half an hour and lo and behold I was actually shows

AND GUESS WHO WAS FRICKEN DRIVING

up I guess who's frickin driving as we go

As we go up to give him our ticket I’m thinking “please no please i’d rather wait another

up to him to give him our ticket I'm thinking please do please throw out the

2 hours than ride a bus with him”

way I thought that's who I was on the ride abuzz with him

At this point I’m practically crying as we get on the bus

at this point I'm practically crying as

And guess what the bus didn’t haveeeee

we get on the bus and guess what the bus

Andro: “Doesn’t this bus have electricity?”

didn't have doesn't this place have any electricity No

so we used the dying breath of under his

So we used the dying breath of Andro’s phone to inform his sister who was picking us up

phone to inform his sister he was

in Dusseldorf “Hey, we’re still in Saarbruken. You can come pick us up in like 6 hours.”

picking us up in düsseldorf hey we're selling saarbrücken you can come pick us up at like six hours and then we sit

And then we sat back and tried not to kill ourselves.

back and try not to kill ourselves and

And after a very, very, V E R Y long drive - it’s pitch black outside at this point

after a very very very long drive its pitch black outside at this point we

- We arrive in Dusseldorf and Andro’s sister is like WHY DID IT TAKE YOU SO LONG TO GET

arrive in düsseldorf and and your sisters like why did it take you so long

HERE “hey man i gotta take my break man its tha law”

to get here goats even freaking on us

And that’s the last time I’ll ever drive with paulblartmallcop2bus and also the last

for war and that's the last time I'll ever drive with pulled lot more cut to your bus and that's also the last time

time I’ll ever listen to michael jackson.

I'll ever listen to Michael Jackson I

I hope you enjoyed my story because i sure didn’t. Please leave a like if you liked

hope you enjoyed my story because I show didn't please leave a like if you liked

the video and tell me your own public transport related horror stories in the comments.

the video and tell me your own public transport releases horror stories in the

*internal screaming*

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