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Hello, fellow humans. Hello, fellow humans. Hello, fellow humans. Today, I am going to tell you about how I spent this weekend.

Merhaba sevgili insanlar... Bugün size haftasonumu nasıl geçirdiğimden bahsedeceğim.

Today, I am going to tell you about how I spent this weekend. Today, I am going to tell you about how I spent this weekend.

It's not much, but it's something, It's not much, but it's something, It's not much, but it's something,

Pek önemli olaylar yok, ama bir şeyler var; ve umarım izlerken eğlenirsiniz.

and I hope you enjoy it. and I hope you enjoy it. and I hope you enjoy it. This all started exactly one week ago, when I told my mom that my bed,

Tam olarak bir hafta önce anneme, yatağımın artık MAHVOLDUĞUNU söylediğim zamandı.

This all started exactly one week ago, when I told my mom that my bed, This all started exactly one week ago, when I told my mom that my bed,

SUCKED!! SUCKED!! SUCKED!! It was so old, it had arthritis,

Çok eskiydi, artritleri vardı ve gıcırtı seslerinden gerçekten BIKMIŞTIM.

It was so old, it had arthritis, It was so old, it had arthritis, and I was sick and fed-up with how squeaky it was. and I was sick and fed-up with how squeaky it was.

and I was sick and fed-up with how squeaky it was.

So, my mom and I, So, my mom and I, So, my mom and I, We hopped on the Magic School Bus, and took a trip to Ikea.

...ve böylece annem ve ben Sihirli Okul Otobüsü'ne atlayıp bir yolculuğa çıktık

We hopped on the Magic School Bus, and took a trip to Ikea. We hopped on the Magic School Bus, and took a trip to Ikea.

A.K.A, the best place on planet Earth. A.K.A, the best place on planet Earth. A.K.A, the best place on planet Earth. I was specifically looking for a Queen-Sized bed because one, I'm a queen.

IKEA'da -aynı zamanda dünyadaki en iyi yer de denebilir- özellikle kraliçelere layık boyutta bir yatak arayışındaydım. çünkü; 1-Ben bir kraliçeyim.

I was specifically looking for a Queen-Sized bed because one, I'm a queen. I was specifically looking for a Queen-Sized bed because one, I'm a queen.

I am so sorry. I am so sorry. I am so sorry. And two, I currently sleep on a 12-year-old, twin-sized bed that doesn't fit me whatsoever.

(Çok özür dilerim.) VE 2- Şu anda 12 yaşındaki ikizler için tasarlanmış boyutta bir yatakta uyuyorum.

And two, I currently sleep on a 12-year-old, twin-sized bed that doesn't fit me whatsoever. And two, I currently sleep on a 12-year-old, twin-sized bed that doesn't fit me whatsoever. My feet? They dangle off the bottom. My feet? They dangle off the bottom.

Ve ayaklarımı yatağın ucundan sarkıtmadığım müddetçe sığamıyorum. Ve birinin ya da bir şeyin benim...

My feet? They dangle off the bottom. And I'm terrified that something, And I'm terrified that something, And I'm terrified that something,

OR SOMEONE, OR SOMEONE, OR SOMEONE, will just come up and eat it off.

ayaklarım için gelip onları yemesinden korkuyorum... her neyse Ikea'ya dönecek olursak; orada bir sürü çeşit ve boyutta yataklar gördük.

will just come up and eat it off. will just come up and eat it off. Anyways, into Ikea we went. Anyways, into Ikea we went.

Anyways, into Ikea we went. We saw many beds of different shapes and sizes. We saw many beds of different shapes and sizes. We saw many beds of different shapes and sizes.

We looked quite high, and a little bit low. We looked quite high, and a little bit low. We looked quite high, and a little bit low. But eventually, I found the one. And it looked like this.

Her yeri arayıp taradıktan sonra sonunda bir tane buldum ve şunun gibi gözüküyor.

But eventually, I found the one. And it looked like this. But eventually, I found the one. And it looked like this.

*hiçbir şey*

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!

SEN

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!! This is the best thing I've ever laid my eyes upon. This is the best thing I've ever laid my eyes upon.

CİDDİ MİSİN. Bu hayatım boyunca gözlerimi diktiğim en iyi şey. Üzerinde resmen ismim yazılı gibi. Yani cidden,

This is the best thing I've ever laid my eyes upon. This has my name written all over it. This has my name written all over it. This has my name written all over it.

Like seriously, what genius made this and how much do I need to pay him? Like seriously, what genius made this and how much do I need to pay him? Like seriously, what genius made this and how much do I need to pay him?

Hangi dahi bu yatağı yaptı ve bunu elde etmek için ne kadar ödemem gerekiyor? Her neyse,

Anyways, me? I was immediately sold on this. Anyways, me? I was immediately sold on this. Anyways, me? I was immediately sold on this. My mom, on the other hand, not so much.

Ben? Kesinlikle bu yatağı istiyordum. Öteki yandan annem pek hemfikir değildi. O, abartısız, bundan korkmuştu.

My mom, on the other hand, not so much. My mom, on the other hand, not so much.

She was low-key scared of it. She was low-key scared of it. She was low-key scared of it. I obviously, didn't care.

Cidden umursamadım.

I obviously, didn't care. I obviously, didn't care.

I bought the bed, and we stuffed it into the backseat of mom's tiny 2008 Corolla, and home we went. I bought the bed, and we stuffed it into the backseat of mom's tiny 2008 Corolla, and home we went. I bought the bed, and we stuffed it into the backseat of mom's tiny 2008 Corolla, and home we went. Now, obviously, I didn't have the time, nor the fervor to build this bed during the week, because homework is QUITE the-

Yatağı satın aldım ve onu annemin küçücük 2008 Corolla arabasının arka koltuğuna tepiştirdik. Açıkçası zamanım yoktu, aksi halde hafta içinde bu yatağı düzenleme şevkini kendimde bulamayacaktım.

Now, obviously, I didn't have the time, nor the fervor to build this bed during the week, because homework is QUITE the- Now, obviously, I didn't have the time, nor the fervor to build this bed during the week, because homework is QUITE the-

Ve ev ödevi de tam bir F-A-H-İ-Ş-E olduğu için...

B - I , B - I , B - I , C - T ..

Bu yüzden sabrımı bu hafta sonu için toplamalıydım. Cumartesi geliyor ve ben savaşa hazırım.

C - T .. C - T .. H . H .

H . So, I had to hold my patience for this weekend. So, I had to hold my patience for this weekend. So, I had to hold my patience for this weekend.

Saturday comes... Saturday comes... Saturday comes... I'M READY FOR BATTLE.

I'M READY FOR BATTLE. I'M READY FOR BATTLE.

I begin by clearing out my bedroom. I begin by clearing out my bedroom. I begin by clearing out my bedroom.

İşe odamı temizlemekle başladım.

I need to make space for me to make a mess. I need to make space for me to make a mess. I need to make space for me to make a mess. My desk, the stuff on my desk, the stuff around my desk, the bookshelf..

Biraz boşluk yaratmalıydım.. masamı, masamın üzerindekileri, masamın yanındaki ıvır zıvırları, kitaplığı ve

My desk, the stuff on my desk, the stuff around my desk, the bookshelf.. My desk, the stuff on my desk, the stuff around my desk, the bookshelf..

My ancient bed? My ancient bed? My ancient bed? Oh! It's all in my parents' bedroom.

eski püskü yatağımı çıkardım. Oh, hepsi yatak odasına taşındı. Aslında bu, ne kadar çok gereksiz şeylere sahip olduğumu fark ettirdi.

Oh! It's all in my parents' bedroom. Oh! It's all in my parents' bedroom. Actually, it made me realize how much useless junk I had. Actually, it made me realize how much useless junk I had.

Actually, it made me realize how much useless junk I had.

Anyways, after that, my mom demanded that I vacuum my room, 'cause it was an absolute pigsty. Anyways, after that, my mom demanded that I vacuum my room, 'cause it was an absolute pigsty. Anyways, after that, my mom demanded that I vacuum my room, 'cause it was an absolute pigsty.

Her neyse, annem odayı süpürmemi istedikten sonra -çünkü bu noktada odam tam bir domuz ahırı gibiydi.-

At that point, my room was completely empty. At that point, my room was completely empty.

Odam artık tamamiyle boştu.

I was faced with the incredible emptiness of my room. I was faced with the incredible emptiness of my room.

Gerçekle yüzleşmiştim.

All the bare walls, and echoes of my breathing, All the bare walls, and echoes of my breathing, were a vivid reminder of my mortality and how life is completely meaningless, were a vivid reminder of my mortality and how life is completely meaningless,

odamın boşluğu, tüm çıplak duvarlar ve nefes alış verişimin ekosu benim için hayatın ne kadar anlamsız olduğunun bir hatırlatıcısı gibiydi.

BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT! BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT! Because what do you do when your room is a hundred percent naked? Because what do you do when your room is a hundred percent naked?

ama bu konumuzun dışında... çünkü odanda yaptığın şey yüzde yüz çıplak bir şekilde

YOU HOLD A VICTORIA'S SECRET FASHION SHOW, OF COURSE! YOU HOLD A VICTORIA'S SECRET FASHION SHOW, OF COURSE!

bir Victoria Secret şovunu gerçekleştirmen, elbette, bu baya güzeldi

It was beautiful. It was beautiful. Thank you all so much for attending, Thank you all so much for attending,

Herkese katılım için çok teşekkürler ve şunu doğrulayabilirim: Adriana Lima'nın peruğu

and I can confirm that Adriana Lima's wig was found on the surface of Pluto. and I can confirm that Adriana Lima's wig was found on the surface of Pluto.

Pluto'nun yüzeyinde bulunmuştur. *wig snatched* hikayeye geri dönelim...

Back to the story. Back to the story. We then flexed our incredibly huge muscles, and my parents and I brought We then flexed our incredibly huge muscles, and my parents and I brought

Olağanüstü koca kaslarımı esnettik ve ebeveynlerim ve ben kutuları odama getirdik.

the packages for the bed into my room. the packages for the bed into my room.

They were heavy, They were heavy,

Biraz ağırlardı.. ve sırtım acıdı.

and my back HURT. and my back HURT. I then embarked on the journey that was building this monster. I then embarked on the journey that was building this monster.

Ve canavar yatağımı inşa etme macerasına atıldım. Eğer bu yatak bir sürüngen olsaydı Godzilla olurdu.

If this bed was a reptile, If this bed was a reptile,

it would be Godzilla. it would be Godzilla. I mean, the manual for this bed? I mean, the manual for this bed?

Yatağın kullanma kılavuzuna bakarsak, 36 sayfası vardı ve okurken, 30 dakika sonra kendimi iyi hissedemedim.

It had thirty six pages. It had thirty six pages. And I was not okay with that. And I was not okay with that.

About thirty minutes later, I had finished the first step. About thirty minutes later, I had finished the first step. I was feeling like a bona fide Ikea Bed Builder. I was feeling like a bona fide Ikea Bed Builder.

İlk adımı tamamlamıştım. Kendimi hakiki bir 'Ikea yatak mimarı' gibi hissediyordum.

- I might just be the next Bob the Builder. - I might just be the next Bob the Builder. I've had a bit of an epiphany.. I've had a bit of an epiphany..

Sıradaki yeni 'Bob the Builder' olabilirdim. Şöyle bir görüşüm var. IKEA sadece, yetişkinler için Lego'dur.

Ikea is just Lego, for adults. Ikea is just Lego, for adults.

What a concept. What a concept. - It had also started snowing for God knows what reason. - It had also started snowing for God knows what reason.

Harika konsept. Ayrıca dışarıda kar yağmaya başladı. Doğa Ana'nın neye bu kadar üzüldüğünü ancak Tanrı bilir.

Mother Nature was probably very unhappy about something. Mother Nature was probably very unhappy about something.

Fastforward another forty minutes. Fastforward another forty minutes. I had constructed what looked like a giant crib. I had constructed what looked like a giant crib.

Hızlandırılmış 40 dakikadan sonra, dev bir beşik gibi duran bir şey inşa ettim.

It just confirmed the fact that I was a 17-year-old baby. It just confirmed the fact that I was a 17-year-old baby.

Bu, 17 yaşındaki küçük bir bebek olduğumu kanıtlıyor.

- So that's all I've done, in the past two hours. - So that's all I've done, in the past two hours. And I am mentally, and physically drained. And I am mentally, and physically drained.

Pekala, son 2 saat içinde yaptıklarım buydu, şu anda mental ve fiziksel olarak tükendim.

*snorts*

*homurdanma*

*snorts* If my arms weren't ripped from carving that pumpkin, If my arms weren't ripped from carving that pumpkin, oh, they're definitely gonna be after building this bed.

Eğer kollarım balkabağını oymaktan dolayı ölmemişlerse, yatağı inşa ettikten sonra kesinlikle öyle olacaklar.

oh, they're definitely gonna be after building this bed.

- This is when things started to get - This is when things started to get

Bu, işlerinin biraz daha zorlu görünmeye başladığı zamandı.

pretty s t i c k y . pretty s t i c k y . My dad jumped into help me build the headboard, My dad jumped into help me build the headboard,

Babam yatağın başlığını inşa etmem için yardıma geldi çünkü Tanrı ne kadar zorlandığımı ve her şeyin yere saçıldığını biliyor.

because God knows I was struggling. because God knows I was struggling. Things were strewn across the floor, I was sweating, Things were strewn across the floor, I was sweating,

it was just a mess, and a HALF. it was just a mess, and a HALF.

Terliyordum. Bu sadece karmakarışık bir şey olmuştu.

- *double burp*

*geğirtiler*

- *double burp* So I might've convinced my dad to finish- So I might've convinced my dad to finish- *burp*- the rest of it..

Babamın kalan işi bitirmesine *geğirti* ikna olmuştum, zaten ellerim artık düzgün çalışamıyordu.

*burp*- the rest of it.. My hand... My hand... Wasn't..

Wasn't..

Working properly. Working properly. I never knew building a bed could be so hard. I never knew building a bed could be so hard.

Bir yatağı inşa etmenin bu kadar zor olduğunu hiç bilmiyordum, cidden.

Honestly, though, I just can't wait to, like, Honestly, though, I just can't wait to, like, hide underneath my bed, hide underneath my bed,

Artık eve biri zorla girdiğinde yatağımın altına saklanacağım zamanları sabırsızlıkla bekliyordum.

when someone just breaks into my house.. when someone just breaks into my house..

Like, could you imagine? Like, could you imagine? As soon as you hear something suspicious, you know? As soon as you hear something suspicious, you know?

Hayal edebiliyor musunuz, yani şüpheli bir ses duymuşsunuzdur ve

Something kinda sP O O P Y? Something kinda sP O O P Y? You just run, and, like, dip under the bed. *laughs* You just run, and, like, dip under the bed. *laughs*

Bilirsiniz işte, korkunç bir şeyler vardır ve koşarak yatağınızın altına doğru dalarsınız

Maybe I'll hide all my Nerf Guns there, too. Maybe I'll hide all my Nerf Guns there, too.

Belki tüm nerf silahlarımı da oraya saklamalıyım. Böylece gerçek bir tehdit olabilirim.

Then, I'll be a real threat. Then, I'll be a real threat. - This is when things took quite the turn for the worse... - This is when things took quite the turn for the worse...

Bu, işlerin çok daha kötüye gittiği zamandı.

*sigh*.... *sigh*.... I had attached one of the bed's limbs backwards. I had attached one of the bed's limbs backwards.

Yatağın bacaklarından birini ters şekilde sabitlemiştim. (OH HAYIR) ve hepsini yeniden yapmak zorunda kaldık.

WE HAD TO DO IT WE HAD TO DO IT

ALL ALL AGAIN. AGAIN.

ellerim.. artık birer çöptü. Babamınkiler de koca birer kabarcık gibiydi. Annem yardıma geldi.

My hands, they were trashed. My hands, they were trashed. My dad's, they were just one giant blister. My dad's, they were just one giant blister.

My mom jumped in to help. My mom jumped in to help.

Suddenly, this was a group affair. Suddenly, this was a group affair. A battle waged from all sides. A battle waged from all sides.

Birden, artık bu durum, grup ruhu ile savaşan insan topluluğuna dönmüştü. Biz duygusal bağlarla kenetlenmiş çabalarımızla.. nihayet

We were all emotionally invested in this endeavor. We were all emotionally invested in this endeavor.

Finally, it was finished. Finally, it was finished. My dream bed was complete. My dream bed was complete.

Bitirmiştik. Hayalimdeki yatak tamamlanmıştı. Bu yatakla yaşayabileceğim şeyleri hayal edebiliyor musunuz?

Could you even imagine the possibilities with this bed? Could you even imagine the possibilities with this bed?

I was thrilled, I was thrilled, and I know the manual said that kids should NOT hide underneath the bed, and I know the manual said that kids should NOT hide underneath the bed,

Heyecanlıydım ve... kullanma kılavuzunun 'çocukların yatağın altında saklanmaması gerektiğini' söylediğini biliyordum ama

but we can discuss that later. but we can discuss that later. As for all the junk that was left over? As for all the junk that was left over?

bunu daha sonra tartışabiliriz, kalan tüm artık ve gereksiz şeyler için

I did what any sane human being would have done. I did what any sane human being would have done.

aklı başında olan her insanın yapacağı gibi

I made a fort. I made a fort. After all that, I ate dinner, After all that, I ate dinner,

akşam yemeğinden sonra, hepsiyle bir kale inşa ettim ve ikili boyuttaki yatağımı karyolanın arkasına attım çünkü benim

and put my twin sized mattress back on the bed frame, and put my twin sized mattress back on the bed frame,

because my queen sized mattress that I had ordered from because my queen sized mattress that I had ordered from sLEEP COUNTRY sLEEP COUNTRY

uyuma ülkesi Kanada'dan sipariş ettiğim (sanki başka yer yokmuş gibiii) kraliçelere layık boyuttaki yatağım

CANADAA CANADAA WHY BUY A MAATTRESS AANYWHERE ELSE WHY BUY A MAATTRESS AANYWHERE ELSE

had not arrived yet.

daha gelmemişti

had not arrived yet. The last thing I remember from that fateful day, was, for some reason, The last thing I remember from that fateful day, was, for some reason, ending up on the Instagram Explore page, at 11 PM,

O uğursuz güne dair hatırladığım son şey gece 11'de (neden bilmiyorum) Instagram keşfet bölümünde takıldığımdı

ending up on the Instagram Explore page, at 11 PM,

and looking at a photo of the Dolan Twins, and looking at a photo of the Dolan Twins, and having a mini mental breakdown because I cOULDN'T TELL WHICH ONE WAS WHICH. and having a mini mental breakdown because I cOULDN'T TELL WHICH ONE WAS WHICH.

ve Dolan ikizlerinin bir fotoğrafına bakarken ufak bir sinir krizi geçirdim çünkü hangisinin hangisi olduğunu bilemiyordum

Now, you might be wondering, Now, you might be wondering, "Joana, what could you have possibly done today? "Joana, what could you have possibly done today?

şimdi şunu merak ediyor olabilirsiniz: 'Joanna, o gün muhtemelen ne yaşamış olmalısın ki bu koca bir videoya değer olsun?'

And why is it worth one entire video?" And why is it worth one entire video?"

Oh. Oh. I'LL TELL YOU WHY. I'LL TELL YOU WHY.

Oh, sabahın 7'sinde neden bu kadar özet bir durum yaşadığımı anlatacağım. Ertesi gün, annemin

I had an epitome moment, at 7 AM the next day. I had an epitome moment, at 7 AM the next day.

The desk I HAVE, the one my mom bought for me when I was 12 years old, The desk I HAVE, the one my mom bought for me when I was 12 years old, does not fit ANYWHERE IN MY ROOM IF I AM TO KEEP MY MONSTROUS BED. does not fit ANYWHERE IN MY ROOM IF I AM TO KEEP MY MONSTROUS BED.

bana 12 yaşındayken aldığı masa, odamda hiçbir yere sığmıyordu, tabi eğer bu canavar yatağımı odamda tutmak istiyorsam. Bir tanesini kurban etmeliydim ve bu yatağım olmayacaktı.

I had to make a sacrifice. I had to make a sacrifice. And it wasn't going to be the bed. And it wasn't going to be the bed.

So.. So.. Bye bye, desk. Bye bye, desk.

o sebepten... görüşürüz zavallı masa! Artık yeni bir masaya ihtiyacım vardı. tekrar IKEA'ya gidiyoruz!

Alas... Alas... I needed a new desk. I needed a new desk.

BACK TO IKEA, WE GO! BACK TO IKEA, WE GO!

I CLAMBERED into my mom's car, and we sped off to the land of Swedish furniture. I CLAMBERED into my mom's car, and we sped off to the land of Swedish furniture.

annemin arabasında yaygara koparmıştım ve İsveç ev eşyalarına doğru hızımızı artırmıştık.

Of course, when you go to Ikea, you have to eat their frozen yogurt, so my mom and I shared one. Of course, when you go to Ikea, you have to eat their frozen yogurt, so my mom and I shared one. To be honest, it was pretty disgusting. To be honest, it was pretty disgusting.

tabi ki, eğer IKEA'ya gidiyorsan orada dondurulmuş yoğurt yemen gerektiğini bilirsin. Bu yüzden, annemle ben bir tanesini paylaştık. Dürüst olmak gerekirse baya iğrençti.

It tasted like rubber, plastic, and MOIST TISSUES all rolled up into one. It tasted like rubber, plastic, and MOIST TISSUES all rolled up into one.

plastik kauçuk ve nemli dokunun birleşimi gibi bir tadı vardı.

Regardless, we made our way to the desk area, and we FEASTED OUR EYES on their large array of desks. Regardless, we made our way to the desk area, and we FEASTED OUR EYES on their large array of desks.

aldırış etmeden, masaların olduğu bölgeye doğru ilerledik ve bir sıra dolusu masanın olduğu yerde gözlerimize ziyafet çektirdik.

Did I want a desk with drawers? Did I want a desk with drawers? Did I want a desk with a hutch? Did I want a desk with a hutch?

Çekmeceli olan masalardan istedim mi? Ya da dolapcıkları olandan? Ya da köşeli bir masa? EVET

Did I want a corner desk? Did I want a corner desk?

YES, I ALMOST BOUGHT A CORNER DESK, BECAUSE I WANTED MY OWN NOOK, YES, I ALMOST BOUGHT A CORNER DESK, BECAUSE I WANTED MY OWN NOOK,

Neredeyse köşeli bir masa alıyordum çünkü kendi kuytu köşemi istedim.

but then I remembered that it's not the most versatile of designs, and I would probably regret it a year later, but then I remembered that it's not the most versatile of designs, and I would probably regret it a year later,

ama sonradan kendime hatırlattım, bu en iyi dizayn edilmiş masa değildi ve muhtemelen bir sene sonra bu modelden sıkılacaktım.

So, I bought this plain, wooden desk, that I feel like most aesthetically religious individuals own. So, I bought this plain, wooden desk, that I feel like most aesthetically religious individuals own.

O yüzden bu sade ahşap masayı aldım çünkü en estetik ve dini ve bireysel açıdan kendime yakın hissettiğim buydu.

I also ended up purchasing this SWAGGY beside table after remembering that mine was I also ended up purchasing this SWAGGY beside table after remembering that mine was TOO T H I C C FOR ITS OWN GOOD, TOO T H I C C FOR ITS OWN GOOD,

Aynı zamanda şu havalı komidini de satın aldım, kendiminkinin çok şişko olduğunu hatırladıktan sonra. Ayrıca masam için bir sandalye ve biraz da komidin üzeri için lamba

a chair for my desk, and some beside lamps. a chair for my desk, and some beside lamps.

I learned two things while walking through Ikea. I learned two things while walking through Ikea. One, everything is LITERALLY two dollars, so you don't feel bad about purchasing stuff you don't need, One, everything is LITERALLY two dollars, so you don't feel bad about purchasing stuff you don't need,

IKEA'da yürürken şu iki şeyi öğrendim. Birincisi, her şey tamı tamına iki dolar bu yüzden de ihtiyacın olmayan

And two, everything you end up buying at Ikea has an Ikea scent. And two, everything you end up buying at Ikea has an Ikea scent.

şeyleri satın alırken kötü hissetmiyorsunuz. Ve ikincisi, IKEA'dan almaya kalkıştığınız her türlü şey IKEA kokuyor.

Eau de Ikea, if you will. Oh, de Ikea, if you will. {note: I think this is what she said???} I swear to god, my room? I swear to god, my room?

Yemin ederim ki odam artık IKEA gibi kokmaya başladı.

It smelled like Ikea. It smelled like Ikea. The car? The car?

Araba, IKEA gibi kokmaya başladı. Hatta koltuk altlarım bile IKEA gibi kokmaya başladı.

It smelled like Ikea. It smelled like Ikea. EVEN MY ARMPITS. EVEN MY ARMPITS.

They smelled like Ikea. They smelled like Ikea.

First, I built the bedside table. First, I built the bedside table. It was called.. It was called..

İlk önce komidini ayarladım. Adı da şuydu..Burkewbhdsd. Ayarlama işlemi baya hızlı geçti ve bunu tamamen yalnız başıma yapabildim.

BuRvDinKjEgEh- BuRvDinKjEgEh- The building process was pretty quick, and I was able to built it completely alone. The building process was pretty quick, and I was able to built it completely alone.

I must say! I was pretty excited to use it for my most prized possession.. I must say! I was pretty excited to use it for my most prized possession..

Söylemeliyim ki, onu, en değerli mal varlığım için kullanmak konusunda baya heyecanlıydım.

My Kazoo..~ My Kazoo..~ Next, we faced the desk. Next, we faced the desk.

Kazoo düdüğüm. Ardından, şu kötü fiyaskodan sonra, babamın bu masayı

After the bed fiasco, there was no way in hElL my dad was going to let me build the desk alone. After the bed fiasco, there was no way in hElL my dad was going to let me build the desk alone. So he demanded that he be a part of this.

tek başıma halletmeme izin vermesinin olanağı yoktu. Bu yüzden bu işte bana yardım etmeyi talep etti.

I, naturally, didn't complain.

Benim için sorun yoktu. Sonuçta daha az iş!

Less work for me! :D My mom also came out of hiding at this point - the scrap pieces of plastic were calling her name,

Bir köşede saklanan annem de sonradan geldi ve ona seslenen köşedeki plastik parçalarını toparladı ve

and she felt compelled to clean up the work area.

bu durumda kendini, odayı temizlemeye mecbur hissetti.

We finished the desk after approximately 45 minutes of elbow grease, and let me just say one more thing:

Masayı yaklaşık olarak 45 dakikalık el emeği ile bitirdik ve şunu söylememe izin verin,

The drawers.....WHAT ON EARTH ARE THOSE?? That is the most F R I V O L O U S thing I have ever seen.

çekmeceler... bunlar neyin nesi acaba!? bu hayatımda gördüğüm en alçakça şey

Like, what on earth are you going to put in there?! Pancakes?

yani, içine ne koymak istersin ki, pancake mi? Sonrasında sandalyeyi hallettik.

We then built the desk chair. I chose a pretty pink, swivel, adjustable chair. It was called the...

Döndürülebilen, ayarlanabilir, hoş, pembe bir sandalye seçmiştim. Adı da...hattdfsgdhc

HhaTtyvuGHenEH- And it made for a pretty good, potential surfboard. (surf's up, d00ds) At this point, my dad had completely taken over the project.

Ve, gerçekten iyi bir sörf tahtası potansiyeli vardı. Şu noktada, babam tüm projeyi ele geçirdi.

He was emotionally invested in the building process, and it was inspiring to see him put the pieces together, as if he were putting together one giant puzzle.

o biraz... bu projeye duygusal anlamda kenetlenmişti, onun parçaları birleştirmesini izlemek ilham vericiydi, büyük bir puzzle'ın parçalarını tamamlar gibiydi.

As for the chair itself, 10/10 comfort. A1 SPINNINESS!

sandalye.. 10 üzerinden 10 alırdı.

i have NEVER been more amused in my life.

Hayatımda hiçbir zaman bu kadar eğlenmemiştim.

The only minor bump in the road occurred when we went to install the arm rest. My dad and his BIG head installed them backwards.

Yolumuzdaki tek küçük tümsek ise kolları kurmaya çalışırken ortaya çıktı. Babam ve onun koca kafası kolları tersten kurmuştu.

But I guess that makes us even since I did install the bed frame backwards yesterday.

Ama bu sanırım bizi eşit kılar. Neticede ben de dün yatağın ayağını tersten kurmuştum. Tebrik ederim Rolando.

Good game, ROLANDO. It was around 4pm when we began to put together the lamps. The team? We were doing pretty well.

Oh, saat yaklaşık olarak sabahın 4'üydü. Lambaları kurmaya çalışıyorduk. Takımımız.. gayet iyi gidiyordu.

Morale (???) was high. We were ready to go charging into the mud of Pashendale and REIGN VICTORIOUS against those slimy lamps. Except this didn't last long because I quickly felt alienated,

Morale kafayı bulmuştu. Passchendaele'in çamurunun (bknz. Passchendaele muharebesi) içinde, bu sümüklü lambalara karşı galip gelmeye hazırdık. Tabi bu çok uzun sürmedi çünkü ben hemencecik kendimi soğumuş hissetmiştim

so i went downstairs and ate HALF a frozen bagel.

O yüzden aşağı inip donmuş bir simidin yarısını yedim

I returned to the scene of the crime approximately twenty minutes later, to find that the lamps had been defeated.

Olay yerine yaklaşık olarak 20 dakika sonra geri döndüm ki ne göreyim, lambalar mağlup gelmişti.

There they sat pretty, on the headboard of my brand new bed. All that was left now was to put my room back together.

Orada güzelce, yatak başlığıma monte edilmişlerdi.Tüm iş hallolduğuna göre geriye odamı düzenleme zamanı gelmişti.

I put my bookshelf back, organized my new desk, AND attempted to organize those tiny drawers, but got triggered in the process.

Kitaplığımı geri getirdim, yeni masamı organize ettim ve şu küçük çekmeceleri de düzenlemeye koyuldum. Ama ilerleme aşamasında sinirlendim,

HOWEVER, this process of redecoration proved challenging, because I had way too much junk for my TINY LITTLE ROOM!

her neyse, bu düzenleme aşaması cidden zorlu çıktı çünkü küçük odam için biraz fazla gereksiz şeye sahiptim.

So I'll probably have to hire the Property Brothers to figure something out for me in the future. It was already 6:30pm at this point,

O yüzden ileride dekorasyoncu abileri bu iş için kiralama ihtimalim var. Saat neredeyse 6:30'du

so I went downstairs, ate dinner, watched some very informative entertainment, prayed to our Lord and Saviour Shrek, brushed my TOOTHERS, took a VERY wet shower, and filmed this GOD AWFUL narrative you guys are watching now. :)

bu noktada akşam yemeği için aşağı indim, çok bilgilendirici bir program izledim, Lord'umuza ve kurtarıcı Shrek'e dualar ettim. Dişlerimi fırçaladım. Olabildiğince ıslak bir duş aldım ve şu anda izliyor olduğunuz

[deep inhale] [deep exhale]

bu berbat öyküyü anlatırken kendimi çekiyorum

HOW ON EARTH DID WE GET HERE?? Anyways, hope you guys had fun this weekend.

Konumuz buraya nasıl geldi* Her neyse umarım hafta sonunuz eğlenceli geçmiştir

I'll try to post a room tour when my room is finished and I'm not living in absolute CHAOS anymore,

Odam bitiğinde sizin için bir oda turu videosu paylaşmaya çalışacağım. Artık tamamıyle bir kaos içinde yaşamıyorum, her neyse

but regardless, thanks for watching and clicking on this video. This is Jackie Chang, ULTIMATE KARATE KID MASTER, signing out. [mic drop followed by unholy demon noises]

Bu videoya tıkladığınız ve beni izlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim. Jackie Chang nihai karate kid master çıkışı!

Hey guys, just one phat footnote here. Firstly, i'd like to apologize for missing my sunday due date

Merhaba millet, sadece küçük bir dipnot: ilk olarak Pazar bitiş tarihini kaçırdığım için özür diliyorum.

I had to memorize hamlet's entire "to be or not to be" soliloquy for English class,

Hamlet'in 'olmak ya da olmamak' eserinin hepsini, İngilizce dersi için ezberlemek zorundayım.

and I feel pretty accomplished because of it. Anyways, next item of discussion.

Ve bu yüzden kendimi baya bir başarılı buluyorum. Her neyse yeni tartışma konusu:

I predict that quite a few people will be asking me how I afforded this IKEA shopping spree.

Önceden tahminlerim sonucunda, birkaç insanın bana, bu IKEA alışverişine paramın nasıl yettiğini soracağını düşünüyorum. Merak etmeyin

Don't worry, I've been saving up to redecorate my bedroom for approximately three months now,

Ben birazcık Odamı yenilemek için para biriktiriyordum.

with the money I get from tutoring, so I will NOT be flexing on you with my AdSense money anytime soon.

Yaklaşık üç aylık özel der vermenin sonucunda birike para ile, böylece size reklamlardan kazandığım paralarla pohpohlanmayacaktım. Sadece biraz bekleyin canım.

just WAIT, THOUGH, BECAUSE IN TWO MONTHS I WILL BE COMPLETELY DECKED OUT IN SUPREME, and I will be a WALKING, BREATHING ADVERTISEMENT FOR GUCCI.

Çünkü iki ay içinde kendimi supreme marka şeylerle süsleyeceğim ve Gucci'nin yürüyen-nefes alan reklamı gibi dolaşacağım.

Okay, obviously I'm kidding.

Tamam, besbelli dalga geçiyorum.

Anyways, thank you all so much for watching, And I love each and every single one of you more than you could imagine. (<3)

her neyse İzlediğiniz için çok teşekkür ederim ve her birinizi hayal edebileceğinizden daha çok seviyorum

See ya next time, buddy. <3

ve tekrar görüşmek üzere, ahbap! ^^ *Çeviri: @oncearora* ^^