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There are many different people in the world.

Der findes mange forskellige mennesker i verden.

Some fear almost nothing.

Nogle er næsten ikke bange for noget.

Others fear everything.

Og nolge er bange for alting.

My name is Emil.

Jeg hedder Emil.

I'm afraid of round things.

Jeg er bange for runde ting.

Do you realize how many round things there are?

Er du klar over hvor mange runde ting der findes?

There are rounds things everywhere.

And I mean EVERYWHERE!

Og jeg mener alt!

Anything which is the slightest bit round, scare the life out of me,

Alt hvad der bare er en lille smule rundt, skræmmer livet af mig.

and most of the time, I just watch the other kids playing.

Og ofte må jeg bare se på når de andre leger.

Even the most common everyday things are impossible to deal with.

Selv helt almindelige hverdagsting, kan jeg slet ikke overskue.

Årh, hvor er jeg bare sulten.

Do you want my apple?

Vil du have mit æble?

Because of that, I'm not doing so well in school.

Derfor går det ikke så godt i skolen.

When I'm reading,

Når jeg skal læse,

I do everything I can to avoid the letters O and Ø.

prøver jeg alt hvad jeg kan, på at undgå bogstaverne O og Ø

And the result is often that.

Og det ender tit med at,

"Cheese is good"

"Ostemadder der smager godt"

"Stemadder der smager gdt"

Mostly I just pretend to read.

For det meste lader jeg bare som om jeg læser.

And spend the time looking at Selma.

Så bruger jeg tiden på at kigge på Selma.

Beautiful Selma!

My best friend is called William.

Min bedste ven hedder William.

And he's in another class.

Og han går i min parallel klasse.

And most of the time, we talk about computergames.

Og det meste vi snakker om, er computerspil.

This day William told me about a game called Minecraft.

Denne dag fortalte William mig om et nyt spil der hedder Minecraft.

He told me they had it installed on the school computers.

Han sagde at de havde fået installeret det på skolecomputerne.

And I followed him to see the interesting game he was talking about.

Og jeg fulgte efter ham for at se hvad for et spændende spil, det var han talte om.

William showed me Minecraft.

William viste mig Minecraft.

A computergame, where you control an avatar that lives in a world of huge blocks,

Et computerspil hvor man spiller en person der lever i en verden af store blokke,

Which you can can move around and build with.

man kan flytte rundt på og bygge med.

Just like playing with Lego. But on a computer.

Ligesom at lege med Lego, bare på computer.

In Minecraft you can create anything. From Houses and castles,

I minecraft kan man bygge alt, fra huse og slotte,

To farms and spaceships.

til bondegårde og rumskibe.

There are pigs, cows and sheep.

Der er både grise, køer og får.

The only boundary is your own imagination.

Kun fantasien sætter grænser.

But you need to be very careful at night. Cause all kind of monsters will try to kill you.

Men man skal passe på når solen går ned. For der kommer der alle mulige monstre frem for at slå dig ihjel.

Minecraft is an amazing game.

Minecraft er et rigtig sjovt spil.

But the best part, without a doubt, is that everything is made from squares.

Men det allerbedste er helt klart, at alting er firkantet.

A whole world. Made of squares.

En hel verden. Lavet af firkanter.

If only the real world were like that.

Hvis bare den rigtige verden var sådan.

William and I were having such a good time, that we lost all sense of time and space.

William og jeg havde det så fantastisk, at vi glemte alt om tid og sted.

Oh, here you are!

Nå, det er der i er!

Lets go! It's gym class. Everybody is waiting.

Se at komme med, vi skal have gymnastik, alle har ledt efter jer.

We're playing Roundball!

Vi skal spille rundbold.

In the following time, I played Minecraft everywhere.

De næste par dage spillede jeg Minecraft over alt.

Minecraft had become a world, in which I felt safe.

Minecraft var blevet en verden hvor jeg kunne føle mig tryg.

Somehow, It was the only place I really felt at home.

På en måde var det faktisk kun der, at jeg følte mig sådan virkelig hjemme.

William knew that I was afraid of round things.

William vidste godt at jeg var bange for runde ting,

So he wasn't surprised, when I told him one day,

og det undrede ham ikke, da jeg en dag sagde,

that I wished there was a way to enter Minecraft and live there.

at jeg ville ønske at man kunne komme ind i Minecraft spillet.

But I wasn't prepared for what he said next.

Men det næste han sagde, havde jeg godt nok ikke regnet med.

Well.... Some say you can.

Det er der nogen der siger man godt kan.

What? What? What?

Who can do that?

Relax dude. It is just a rumor.

Slap af mand. Det er jo kun et rygte.

But if anyone knows for a fact.

Men hvis der er nogen der ved om rygtet er rigtigt.

Then it's definitely Provider-Mike.

Så er det helt klart SkafferMike.

Provider-Mike was the main provider in the school.

SkafferMike var skolens private skaffer.

People said he could provide anything.

Folk sagde at han kunne skaffe alt.

From lunches to test answers.

Fra madpakker til svar på tests.

As long as you got money, of course.

Så længe man har penge selvfølgelig.

I gave all of my allowance to Provider-Mike.

Jeg gav SkafferMike alle min lommepenge.

The he gave me a code written on a piece of paper,

Så stak han mig et stykke papir med en kode,

and two strange, small and round pills.

og to små mærkelige runde piller.

He told me to sit down and play Minecraft.

Han sagde at jeg skulle sætte mig ned og spille Minecraft.

Spise pillerne.

Enter in the code.

And press Enter.

Og trykke "Enter".

I didn't like the round pills and I asked Provider-Mike if he had them in square shape?

Jeg var ikke så meget for de runde piller og jeg spurgte SkafferMike om man kunne få dem i firkantet.

But apparently that wasn't possible.

Men det kunne man tilsyneladende ikke.

The next day I found myself sitting in front of a computer.

Den næste dag fandt jeg mig selv siddende ved en computer.

I had the code.

And these weird round pills.

og disse mærkelige piller.

I had written my parents a "Good-bye"-letter.

Jeg havde skrevet et afskedsbrev til mine forældre.

and given my favorite toys to my friends.

Og givet mit bedste legetøj til mine venner.

I would sacrifice everything for a world without anything round.

Jeg ville ofre alt for et liv uden runde ting.

And I swallowed the pills with great determination.

Og jeg var fast besluttet, da jeg slugte pillerne.

And I must admit. I was a little nervous.

Og jeg må indrømme at jeg var lidt nervøs.

I didn't believe my own eyes.

Jeg troede ikke mine egne øjne.

Was this for real?

Var det virkelig sandt?

I was inside the Minecraft game.

Jeg var inde i Minecraft spillet.

Buzzing with joy, I skipped and jumped around, as I got the first impression of my new world.

Jeg var helt oppe og ringe da jeg nærmest hoppende af glæde, fik det første indtryk af min nye verden.

Finally a world without anything round. What a fantastic squared place.

Endelig en verden uden runde ting. Sikke dog et fantastisk firkantet sted.

And I had it all to myself.

Og jeg havde det hele for mig selv.

But that turned out to also be a problem.

Men det vidste sig også at være et problem.

Even though the sheep were fun to chase in the beginning,

Selvom fårene var meget sjove at lege med i starten.

they weren't very talkative or very intelligent

Var de hverken snaksaglige eller særlig intelligente.

So I became pretty bored, pretty fast.

Så jeg begyndte hurtigt at kede mig lidt.

I didn't get much sleep at night either.

Jeg fik heller ikke sovet så meget om natten.

Because I had to fight zombies.

For der sloges jeg med zombier.

But then one day...

Men så en dag...

there was a sound in the distance.

hørte jeg en lyd i det fjerne.

It sounded like a mining pick.

Det lød som en hakke,

And I quickly followed the sound.

og jeg skyndte mig at følge lyden.

Min drømmepige.

Sweet and blond.

Sød og lyshåret.

Helt og aldeles....

Our eyes met, and I walked over to her.

Vi fik øjenkontakt og jeg gik over til hende.

Eh, Hello. I'm Emil.

Eh, hej. Jeg hedder Emil.

Hello. My name is Alice.

Hej. Jeg hedder Alice.

How did you get in here?

Hvordan er du kommet herind?

I told Alice my story about Provider-Mike.

Jeg fortalt Alice min historie om SkafferMike.

She listened with interest.

Hun lyttede interesseret.

She turned out to be really sweet.

Hun viste sig at være rigtig sød.

The first thing we did the next day was to to find some wood, so we could build ourselves a house.

Det første vi gjorde næste dag, var at finde noget træ, for at bygge os et hus.

Alice was a really good builder and her house could give shelter from the rain,

Alice var virkelig god til at bygge, og hendes hus kunne holde os i ly for regnen,

and the monsters by night.

og monstrene om natten.

The next couple of days, Alice gave me a tour of the scenery.

De næste par dage viste Alice mig rundt i landskabet.

We traveled far and as the days went by, Alice and I became really close.

Vi kom vidt omkring og som dagene gik, fik Alice og jeg et virkelig tæt forhold.

I was absolutely crazy about her,

Jeg var simpelthen så vild med hende

and one day as we stood on a hilltop,

og en dag vi var taget op på en bjergtop,

I have been giving it a lot of thought and there is something I have to ask you:

Jeg har tænkt meget over det og jeg bliver altså nødt til at spørge dig om noget.

Will you marry me?

Vil du gerne gifte dig med mig?

There's nothing in the world I would rather do.

Faktisk er der ikke noget i verden som jeg hellere vil.

You are very sweet.

Du er meget sød.

You are super funny.

Du er meget sjov,

And you are totally different than all others I have met.

og så er du fuldstændig anderledes end alle andre jeg har mødt.

There is just one problem.

Men der er bare et problem.

The last thing I promised my dear mother, before she died of a terrible disease,

Den sidste ting jeg lovede min kære mor, inden hun døde af en forfærdelig sygdom,

was that if I ever were to marry someone,

var at hvis jeg nogensinde skulle gifte mig med en mand,

Then he had to propose to me, with a ring and everything.

så måtte det kun være hvis han friede til mig. Med en ring og det hele.

It was the last thing i told her before she died.

det var den sidste ting jeg sagde til hende inden hun døde.

So it's a promise.

Så det er altså et løfte.

which I can't break.

Som jeg ikke kan bryde.

But rings doesn't exist in minecraft?

Men der findes jo ingen ringe her i Minecraft.

And that's the problem I told you about.

Og det er netop det problem som jeg fortalte dig om.

The only way for the two of us to get married,

Den eneste måde vi to kan blive gift på er,

is if we return to your world together

hvis vi tager sammen tilbage til din verden.

You kneel before me,

Du går ned på knæ,

and propose to me with a real engagement ring.

og frier til mig med en rigtig forlovelsesring.

What's the matter? You are look pale.

Hvad er der galt? Du ser helt bleg ud.

I don't think you understand how big a problem an engagement ring is.

Jeg tror altså slet ikke at du er klar over hvor stort et problem det er med den der forlovelsesring.

The reason I came to Minecraft is that I can't stand round things

Hele grunden til at jeg valgte at forlade min egen verden og komme her til Minecraft, er at jeg slet ikke kan udstå runde ting.

I'm scared to death of anything round.

Jeg er simpelthen dødsens ræd for alt hvad der er rundt.

And I mean anything. Including engagement rings.

Og jeg mener alt! Også forlovelsesringe!

That sounds really silly and it makes it impossible for us to get married.

Det lyder altså helt fjollet. Så er det jo praktisk talt umuligt for os at blive gift.

Why are you so afraid of round things?

Hvorfor er du egentlig så bange for runde ting?

I'm not really sure. It all started about a year ago.

Jeg ved det ikke rigtigt. Det hele startede for lidt over et år siden.

In my class there is a girl named Selma.

I min klasse går der en pige der hedder Selma.

I have always had a crush on her. Then one day I decided to be brave.

Jeg har altid været ret vild med hende, og en dag tog jeg mod til mig.

I was going to give her a ring, which i had inherited from my grandmother.

Jeg havde tænkt mig at give hende en ring som var et arvestykke fra min mormor.

But just then, a chain event of round things occurred around me.

Men i det samme gik en kædereaktion af runde ting i gang.

Selma and all the other children just laughed at me and said all kinds of mean things.

Selma og alle de andre børn grinede bare af mig og sagde alle mulige ondskabsfulde ting.

And since that day I have been afraid of all round things.

Og siden den dag har jeg frygtet alle former for runde ting.

It sounds like you had a serious trauma.

Det lyder som om du har fået et alvorligt traume.

What do you mean?

Well, that you had a really bad experience,

Altså at du har haft en rigtig ubehagelig oplevelse.

that caused your fear of round things.

som er skyld i at du har udviklet et fobi mod runde ting.

Yeah, I think you are right.

Ja, det tror jeg du har ret i.

Then it was probably the most unfortunate day in my life.

Hmm, så var det bare den mest uheldige dag i mit liv.

I think it is the wrong way to see things.

Jeg synes at det er en helt forkert måde at se tingene på.

It might actually had been the luckiest day in your life.

Måske var det i virkeligheden den allerheldigste dag i dit liv.

This girl Selma doesn't sound like a very nice person.

Hende Selma lyder ikke som nogen særlig rar person.

Actually she sounds really mean.

Faktisk lyder hun rigtig ondskabsfuld.

You tried to be really sweet and give her a ring of great importance to you.

Du prøvede jo at være rigtig sød og give hende en ring som var meget vigtig for dig.

And instead of being happy, she just laughed at you.

Og i stedet for at blive glad, stod hun bare og grinede af dig.

Does that sound like a girl you want to spend the rest of your life with?

Er det måske en type, som du kunne tænke dig at tilbringe resten af livet sammen med?

I never thought about it that way before.

Sådan har jeg aldrig tænkt over det før.

I always thought I was the one with a problem.

Jeg har altig bare troet det var mig der var noget galt med.

When I had finished telling Alice my story, the sun was already setting.

Da jeg var færdig med at fortælle Alice min historie var solen allerede begyndt at gå ned.

Maybe I should be really glad I didn't give Selma the ring.

Måske skal jeg bare være rigtig glad for at jeg ikke fik givet ringen til Selma.

I would must rather give it to someone who really deserves it.

For jeg vil meget hellere give den til en som virkelig fortjener den.

Someone like you Alice.

That is sweet of you to say.

Hvor er det sødt af dig at sige.

But are you ready to go back to your world and give me the ring?

Men er du virkelig klar til at tage tilbage til din verden, og give mig ringen?

Ja, det kan du tro!

and if things at some point get a little out of hand.

Og hvis det på et tidspunkt er ved at blive lidt for meget,

Then I'll just look at you and then I know I am going to be okay.

så kigger jeg bare på dig, og så skal jeg nok klare den.

Provider-Mike had told me,

Skaffer-Mike havde i et frikvarter fortalt mig,

that to escape from Minecraft, you had to build a "Nether-portal"

at man skulle bygge en nether-portal for at komme ud af Minecraft igen.

Luckely I knew exactly how to make one.

Og sådan en vidste jeg heldigvis godt hvordan man laver.

There was no turning back now.

Nu var der ingen vej tilbage.

Alice and I were getting married no matter what.

Alice og jeg skulle giftes lige meget hvad det krævede.

The only thing left was to jump out of the portal.

Og nu var der kun tilbage at hoppe ud af portalen.

I only had time to imagine. Did they even miss me at home?

Jeg nåede kun lige at overveje, om de egentlig savnede mig derhjemme?

Emil? Last time I saw him was at gym-class.

Emil? Sidst jeg så ham var til gymnastik.

He has been gone several days. Nobody knows where he is?

Han har været væk i flere dage. Der er ingen der ved hvor han er henne.

He hasn't been home since thursday. Mom and dad are going crazy.

Han har ikke været hjemme siden torsdag. Mor og far er helt ude af den.

From third grade?

I don't know who that is.

Ham ved jeg ikke hvem er?

And the rest of the story?

That's for you to imagine.

Det må du selv forestille dig.

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