Christianity in a Nutshell | Tyler OakleyYouTube↗  IA↗(long shot)
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Italian Alessia Zorzi
Stella Solari
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(fröhliche Musik)
(musica upbeat)
-Hallo Leute
- Ciao a tutti.
Heute möchte ich etwas machen, was ein bisschen anders ist.
Oggi volevo fare qualcosa di un po' diverso.
Versteht mich nicht falsch, ich war immer
Non fraintendermi, sono sempre stato
ein sehr spiritueller Mensch.
una persona molto spirituale.
Ich lese alle meine Glückskekse und nehme sie mir zu Herzen.
Leggo tutti i miei biscotti della fortuna e li tengo nel mio cuore.
Aber ich war nie wirklich religiös.
Ma non sono mai stato veramente religioso.
Also hab ich etwas gemacht,
Quindi mi sono messo a fare,
was man "zu sich finden" nennen könnte. Und zwar online.
credo che si possa chiamare una ricerca dell'anima, online.
Und ich weiß, das ist der der Ort wo man sowas macht.
E so, che quello è il posto dove si fa.
Und ich dachte, warum fang ich nicht mit ewas an
E ho pensato: perché non cominciare con qualcosa
über das jeder schimpft und
di cui tutti tutti parlando a destra
eine Meinung hat: Das Christentum.
e a manca, la Cristianità.
Also habe ich es getan und ich habe etwas online danach gesucht
Quindi l'ho fatto e stavo cercando un po' di cose online su di essa
und was ich gefunden habe über das Christentum war,
e praticamente dicono che la Cristianità è,
sagt mir, wenn ich falsch liege, aber der Kern war, dass
ditemi se sto sbagliando, ma il riassunto è,
man als Christ einen kosmischen jüdischen Zombie anbetet, der
voi adorate uno zombie Ebreo che
sein eigener Vater ist und dir ewiges Leben geben kann,
è il suo stesso padre che può darti la vita eterna
wenn du symbolisch sein Blut und Fleisch isst.
se mangi simbolicamente il suo sangue e il suo corpo.
Und ihm telepathisch sagst, dass er dein Herr ist.
E gli dite con la telepatia che lui è il vostro padrone.
Und wenn du das tust wird er den bösen Geist vertreiben,
E se lo fate lui rimuoverà questo spirito maligno
der tief in deiner Seele ist, den jeder
che è dentro la vostra anima che tutti
in der Menschheit in sich hat, weil diese nackte Frau
nell'umanità hanno dentro di loro perché questa donna nuda
von einer sprechenden Schlange überredet wurde
è stata convita da un serpente parlante
die Frucht von einem magischen Baum zu essen.
a mangiare il frutto di un albero magico.
Oder irgendwie sowas in der Art.
O qualcosa del genere.
Also ich glaube nicht, dass das Christentum was für mich ist.
Quindi non credo che la Cristianità faccia per me.
(fröhliche Musik)
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