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Heh, hey, hey... What's up guys? Are you all right? All ok? And I'm glad
Eeeeheheeey! Peró que pasa nanos! Tot be? Tot correcte? I jo que me'n alegro.
Today I bring you a very special video in which I'll try different Japanese food
Avui porto un video molt especial en el que provaré diferents menjars japonesos
No man, no. It's a joke. Did you believe it?
que no home no! que es broma! T'ho has cregut!
You've sweated for a moment there
has dubtat per un moment
Admit it, you doubted and said "don't fuck with me...
admeteix-ho, has dubtat, has dit: "no em fotis
...this bastard now is going to start eating...
que aquest cabró es posarà ara a menjar aqui
...what a bullshit". No dude, no
vaja merda... Que no home no
I start trying Japanese food and people come with torches
em poso jo aquí a provar menjar japonès i ve la gent amb torxes
to my house like "pussy, pussy upload prank calls...
a la meva casa: fill de p*ta puja bromes telefòniques!
what the fuck is this dude?"
quina merda es aquesta tío
I think I have one of the most conservative
crec que tenc un dels públics més
audience in youtube, right?
conservadors de tot youtube, no?
here in YouTube, youtubers can upload
aqui a youtube els youtubers poden pujar
whatever comes out of the cock
el que els surti de la polla, no? que el seu públic:
Their audience would say: "Oh it's awesome", but I upload something different
hostia que guapo tal, i quan pujo jo algo
"son of a bitch, what the fuck is this?
diferent: fill de puta peró aixó què és, quina
what kind of shit is this? want me to pull out the knife?"
merda es aquesta, et trec una navalla eh...
anyway, I love you, I have you here in the
Peró bè que jo us porto aqui al
heart
cor
motherfuckers. Yesterday I crossed with this video
(fills de puta...) Ahir em vaig creuar amb aquest video
I was here watching old videos
estava jo mirant videos antics del
of the best youtuber of the world
millor youtuber del món
that's me, that's me ... *kiss*
(aquest soc jo... soc jo)
and it made me laugh a lot, I couldn't even remember
i em va fer molta gràcia la veritat, ja ni m'en recordava
that video, but I saw it yesterday
d'aquest video, pero mira el vaig veure ahir i
and truth is I left me a little whole
la veritat es que em vaig partir un poc tota la
in my anal cavity. Three years since I uploaded that video
cavitat anal... Tres anys fa que vaig pujar aquell video
three fucking years.. fuck me man
tres putos anys, em cago en la puta
and everyday I'm becoming sexier
i cada día estic més sexi, jo no se
I don't know how I do it, dude. After watching it
com ho faig tio... Al veure aquell video pues
I've been wanting
cony, m'han entrat ganes
I NEED to do a sequel.
necessito fer una segona part
So folks, today you are going to enjoy
Així que amics, avui disfrutareu del
true love online
vertader amor a internet
(Party Music) (Moves booom bom bom ..)
(Musica Festera)(Mueve el booom bom bom..)
I have always been a big fan and I am a
jo des de sempre he set molt fan, soc un
faithful follower of people that upload
fidel seguidor de la gent que puja a
youtube videos dedicated to their partners
youtube videos dedicats a les seves parelles
with pictures of them, phrases, erm.. shitty montages
amb fotos seves, frases, montatges alli
videos that you
de merda... videos que després
regret having ulpoad them because
t'en penedeixes d'haver pujat, no? perque
they are a shit
són una puta merda
although the years pass and get on with your
passen els anys i tot i que segueixis amb
partner you see this video and say "fuck, what a shitty thing that I made"
la teva parella, veus aquell video i dius: joder menuda merda
Don't worry hehe don't worry
vaig fer, no?... No et preocupis, no et preocupis
here is the Uncle Auron
aquí està el tiu Auron per a
to give you a dose of love, a good dose
donar-te una dosi d'amor, una bona dosi
of sugar but simultaneously also
de sucre peró a la vegada també
cringiness
vergonya aliena
let's start with a kid who
anem a començar amb un xaval que li
wanted to make a gift to his girlfriend
volia fer un regal a la seva novia, no?
To her love, to her ... her love and did this
Al seu amor, al seu love, i li va fer aixó
(shitty music) Written: Hi my love! Your BDay is here and I don't want to be with other girls..
(Música de merda :D)
(awkward silence)
(silenci incomode)
(Laughter)
(Rialles)
(shitty music, again, HELP ME) Written: So I make this video for you, hope you like it and many times I thought we look like this couple:
(Música de merda una altra vegada :D)
yes you really do, you really do..
si la veritat es que si, la veritat es que si
truth is you've nailed it, you look like
l'has clavat, la veritat que t'assembles
SONIC very much. If I see you and
moltísim a sonic, si, jo et veig pel
I'm roaming the streets, I see you and "shit look
carrer, jo vaig caminant et veig i dic: hostia mira
Sonic what a bastard" totally the same hair
sonic, que cabró. Totalment el mateix cabell
the ... the same smile, right?
el... el mateix somriure de sonic, no? Menut
son of bitch, head up! want to make one thing clear
fill de puta... Vull que vull deixar clara
sometimes to be give a good
una cosa, eh. De vegades per a fer un bon
Gift, you don't need to spend a fucking penny
regal no fa falta gastar-se un puto
sometimes it's better and it has more value a
duro, de vegades conta més i val més un
gift that touches you the entire heart
regal que et toqui aquí tot el heart
than spend there your entire wealthiness, but
que no gastar-se allí tots els diners. Peró
this ... this ... this is a fucking shit
aixó... aixó... aixó és una puta merda.
admit it, let's see my friend
Admeteix-ho a veure amic, no ens fotis
here with a "we're in love", perfect
aqui amb: No es que estan enamorats... Perfecte
and I wish them all the best, but this
i jo els desitje tot el millor peró aixó
it fucking sucks, you will think
és una puta merda. Vosaltres pensareu
"well, it's not that bad this video...
bueno.. tampoc es per tant aquest
right? I don't see it that ... Attention (laughter) to
video no, no li veig tampoc... atents al que
what comes now
ve ara
(Music of shit) Written: "Because I love you my girl!" *windows media error prompt*
(Música de merda per 3r cop :D)
(Laughter)
(Rialles)
that
tot el
(Laughter)
(Rialles)
windows media error
l'error del windows media
it gives an error and he puts it in the video like:
l'hi dona error i ho fot pel vídeo igualment
"let's goo! I don't fucking care, it gave me an error
venga a prende per cul m'ha donat error
the player but I put it in anyway
reproductor pero vinga ho fico aquí
dude(Laughter)
home que
I don't love her that much, right?" Dude don't fuck with me
tampoc l'estim tant, no?,tio no em fotis eh ... no em fotis
that then you
que tu després
for sure saw the video
despres has vist el video
and you saw there that there was an error
y has vist que aqui hi ha un error de
of windows media, dude
windows media nen
zero fucks given
no t'ha donat la gana de
to remove it, you said "fuck it dude! an error..
llevar-ho,tu has dit a prendre per cul home
well ... well hey
ha donat error bé ... bé que escolta que ja que li faig
I gave her a gift, so don't complain
un regal no es queixi aquí
and take it. What we are going to se now
cap a dins.El que anam a veure ara es
it's a very curious case and simply
un cas molt curiós no es simplement
a chick who uploaded a video to internet
es una noia que puja un video a internet
saying how much she loves her boyfriend
diguent que estima molt al seu nuvi
I only want to tell you that
yo nomes et vull dir que t'
I like you and love
estimo i t'estimo
*Kiss*
adeu
bye
t'estim molt !!!
I love you so much nothing unusual right? An usual video
res extrañ veritat doncs un video normal ,no?
Where she stating her feelings
declarant allà els seus sentiments, però
but four days after
és que després els quatre dies als
FOUR DAYS, she uploads this:
quatre dies puja això
Hello Youtube friends
hola amics de youtube
(Almost inaudible Whining)
(Ploriqueig gairebé inaudible)
today I wanted to say something very sad
avui els vull dir una cosa molt trist
(Almost inaudible Whining)
(Ploriqueig gairebé inaudible)
I broke up with my boyfriend
vaig acabar amb el meu xicot
BUT WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED HERE?
però que ha passat ... però que ha passat aquí
please, what happened?
Si us plau però però que ha passat sovint
What a pussy, what happens
fill de puta que passa no li ha agradat el
he didn't like the first video or what?
primer vídeo o que. El millor és que ella
best part is where she says "YouTube friends I have one thing
diu amics de youtube eh que sapigueu una
to tell you, my boyfriend broke up with me" YOUTUBE FRIENDS
cosa m'ha deixat el meu xicot ... "Amics de youtube"
the video has a view and and you know
el vídeo té una reproducció i sabeu
who it is? it's mine, I'm the only one
de qui és, és meva sóc l'únic que està
following this drama and I wanna know
seguint aquest culebró, i vull saber
what happened
què ha passat
please anyone knows this chick I want to know
per favor si algú coneix a aquesta xavala vull saber
the story, I'm hooked to this drama
la història, m'he enganxat a aquest culebró
what happened between these two souls
que ha passat entre aquestes dues ànimes
Rodolfo tell me what happened
Rodolfo explica-m'ho que ha passat a
to this couple, why did it end?
aquesta parella per que han acabat
Why. Did. Love. End, and why is she
Per què s'ha acabat l'amor i per què
wearing the same clothes after four
porta la mateixa roba després de quatre dies?
days Now comes my favorite, you are going to watch a
Ara ve el meu favorit aneu a veure una
this fucking masterpiece made reality
puta obra d'art feta vídeo
(Shitty Loving Music Lvl20) Written: "Thanks for being the purpose of all my smiles during this month" "I would not change a minute from yesterday with for a 100 years without you"
(Música de merda amorosa level 20.000)
I would not change one minute of yesterday with you
no canviaria un minut d'ahir amb-tigo
attention, there's a
cura que en aquesta relació hi ha una
third person
tercera persona
and Tigo will cause problems. "For a hundred years
i tigo va donar problemes, eh. Per cent anys
Life without ty, ty" eeeh, "ty" with "Y" and "ty"
de vida sense ty, ty eee ty, amb y ... ty
with two balls
amb dos collons
(Shitty Loving Music Lvl20 once again)
(Música de merda amorosa level 20.000 de nou)
Let's see ...
Anem a veure
don't fuck with me dude.. what is this? what is this?
no em ... no em ... fotis tio això que és, això que és
come one with that bare-chested brat
si us plau aquí amb el pit a l'aire
and taking a selfie in the toilet
l'oncle i fent-se un selfie al lavabo eh
"Six months by your side", right? these (Laughter)
Sis mesos a to costat eee est ...
these two are together, Idk what happened
aquests dos estan a to banda no sé què els ha passat
but "Six months together", someone sends me this
però ... Sis mesos a to costat. A mi algú
SHIT and I swear to god
m'envia aquesta merda i et juro per
that I block them, blocked.
déu ... que és que el bloqueigo ... el bloqueigo.
"You liked love? - Yes, a lot"(laughs)
T'ha agradat afecte? ... Si, molt (rialles)
block person ... A lot of attention to what you will
bloquejar ... Molta atenció al que aneu
see now because you might
a veure ara per que pot ser que se us
get your brain a bit melted
fongui una mica el cervell que us surti
and leak through the ear like Mr. Burns
el cervell per l'orella com al senyor burns
(Instrumental) Written: "I love you bby I'm locked in the jail of love 4 loving you too much"
(Instrumental)
(Horrible singing) + (Instrumental)
(Una persona cantant horrible) + (Instrumental)
Can someone
algú em pot
explain what the fuck is this?
explicar que collons és això
this is... this is the limit to crappiness
és que ... és ... és el límit del cutrismo és
another dimensions, it's
una altra dimensió és
it's...
¿És?
"I love you bby I'm locked in the jail of love 4 loving you too much"
T'estimo nadó, estic presa per estimar-te tant, a la presó
and she's behind some kind of
de l'amor ... I s'ha posat darrere d'uns
bars
barrots
this girl had no other
aquesta noia no ha tingut una altra
way of showing her love to her partner
forma per demostrar el seu amor a la seva parella
other than.. well, a window
que posar-se darrere, bé, d'una finestra no?
I guess it has bars and it simulate
suposo que té barrots i simular
that she is in jail
així que està a la presó en la
Love jail ... for ... for wanting her partner...
presó de l'amor ... per ... per estimar tant a
so much. But how can you? how can
la seva parella però com es pot? ¿Com es pot ser així?
be like that? do you think that photo
Et creus que aquesta
is the most ridiculous thing, you have no idea
foto és el més ridícul no tens ni
this contnues, this video is
idea ... això segueix aquest vídeo és
spectacular
espectacular
(A person singing horribly) + (Instrumental)
(Una persona cantant horrible) + (Instrumental horrible també)
in this life you can be crappy, ok?
en aquesta vida es pot ser cutre
you can be a crappy person
val tu pots ser una persona cutre
I for example
jo per exemple
I consider myself a bit crappy, right?
considero que sóc una mica cutre no
when making my videos, I'm a bit
fent els meus vídeos sóc una persona una
crappy, I admit it but then we have this
miqueta cutre ho admeto ... Però després aquesta aquest
level
nivell
what you're seeing that is
això que esteu veient que és ... per fer-te
for making a romantic photo with your wife
una foto romàntica amb la teva dona en
like if it was raining
pla aquí mentre plou
because it was not raining... throw a bottle of water
com no plovia tirar-te una ampolla de
above yourself because you can see it
aigua a sobre perquè se li nota de sobres
that the guy has his arm up
que el tio té el braç pa dalt
and he's throwing water at himself
i s'està tirant ell l'aigua. és més
even more, apart from the arm
a part del braç que se li nota que
and you see he's holding a bottle
està subjectant l'ampolla ...
or a hose or whatever
o la mànega o el que sigui
if we enlarge the image it shows the waterjet
si ampliem la imatge es nota el raig
that is falling cleanly into his
que aquesta caient en un raig net, en el seu
fucking head and look at the
puto cap, i mira la cara
woman's face please (laughs)
la cara de la dona si us plau (rialles)
That woman is drowning dude!
Aquesta dona s'està ofegant ¡Tio!
she's choking :)
Es aquesta ofegant :)
(A person singing horribly) + (Instrumental)
(Una persona cantant horrible) + (Instrumental)
well, enough ... Enough
bo ja n'hi ha prou ... ja n'hi ha prou
because it's starting to give me
perquè és que m'està començant a donar
a bit of unwellness, even more this
això ja una mica de fàstic i més aquest
motherfuckeris pulling out the 3D, he made the video in
fill puta a tirat de 3D, ha fet ja el vídeo en
3D, he's the smartass.
pla 3D, és el llest.
Everywhere...
En tots els llocs ...
there is always one ... The smartass
sempre hi ha un punt ... El llest de torn
everyone here with their trashy images,
tothom aquí amb les seves imatges cutres
their sentences... Comes the sssmartass and pulls out the
les seves frases, arriba el llest, i el posa aquí
3D to leave the other behind.
tot en 3D per deixar malament a tots els anteriors.
Now for an ending I wanna
Ja per acabar només us vull
give you an advice... Never do this
donar un consell mai feu això, de veritat
seriously, never do this shit
mai feu aquesta merda, mai li
never dedicate to your partners something
dediqueu a la vostra parella una puta
shitty as this. If you wanna do something nice
merda així. Si voleu tenir un detall
Idk, take her to the movies
doncs jo que sé, porta-la al cinema, porta-la a
to have dinner or idk, at home
sopar o jo que sé o a casa mateix
Watch her favourite movie
posa-li la seva pel·lícula favorita no cal
you don't have to spend money
ni gastar-se diners preparar-li a casa seva una
make her a romantic dinner at home, but don't this this fucking shit.
sopar romàntic però no facis aquesta puta
Please, it's awful.
merda per favor és lamentable. en fi
Anyway, I'll see you in the next video and..
que ens veiem en el pròxim vídeo i res
if you wanna send me similar videos
si vols enviar-me vídeos d'això pa que els
so I talk about them another day, go ahead. Thumbs up
comenti un altre dia doncs endavant eeee dóna-li a Laik
if
si
you also are in the jail
tu també ets a la presó de l'
(of love)
amor ...
(AuronPlay Outro) Subtitles NINJASAURIO and André Tapia. English subtitles revision by PTheAnimal.
(Música Final de Auron) Subtítols NINJASAURIO. Correccions: Julio López i Sebas SV, Thykyu900 i Catilà
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