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English Pemapol Sripratipbundit
Polish Włóczykij
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Hey! How do I shot web?
Hej! Jak mogę strzelać pajęczyną?
Shut Up!
ZAMKNIJ RYJ!
I: What the hell happened to you?!
Co ci się stało?!
A: Well you see I was at work
Cóż, byłem w pracy
and I saw this radioactive spider
i zobaczyłem tego radioaktywnego pająka
and I though if it bit me, I'll become Spiderman
i pomyślałem, że jakby mnie ukąsił to stałbym się spiderman'em
but I wouldn't bite me
ale tego nie zrobił
So, I bit the spider
więc, ja ugryzłem pająka...
and I now look like this
...i teraz wyglądam tak
I: So now you're Spiderman?
więc jesteś teraz spiderman'em?
A: No? I'm not "Spiderman"
Nie? Nie jestem ''spiderman'em''
I'm Manspider!
jestem Manspider!
Narrator: MANSPIDER!
MANSPIDER!
I: Cool! So, can you climb up walls?
Super! Czyli możesz chodzić po ścianach?
A: No?
Nie?
I: Shoot web?
Strzelać pajęczyną?
A: Not exactly...
Nie do końca...
I: And what the hell can you do?
To co możesz robić?
A: Only the badass thing ever!
Tylko najbardziej złodupną rzecz na świecie!
THIS!
TO!
I: What the hell man?
Co do cholery?
Just stop it! That's annoying!
Przestań! TO wkurzające!
A: Augh!
AUGH!
Fists are my kryptonite!
Pięści to mój kryptonit!
Narrator: MANSPIDER!
MENSPADER
A: My roommate disowned me...
Mój współlokator wyrzekł się mnie...
My parents were killed in a freak thumb wrestling accident..
Moi rodzice zostali zabici w wypadku podczas walki na kciuki...
My life sucks ass
Moje życie ssie
But this city need a hero
Ale miasto potrzebuje bohatera
someone who will bring justice to criminals
kogoś, kto wymierzy sprawiedliwość kryminalistom
and it is I, MANSPIDER, who will be the one to do it!
i oto ja, MANSPIDER, jedyny który tego dokona!
Ha!
Ha!
Elder: Here you go little squirrelies
Proszę bardzo wiewióreczki
A: LITTERING!
ŚMIECISZ!
POW!
POW!
Narrator: MANSPIDER!
MEEEEENSPAAAADER
Man: Who wants to go skinny dipping?
Kto chce się pokąpać nago?
A: No one!
Nikt!
Woman: Awww! I wanted to go skinny dipping
Awww! Ja chciałam kąpać się nago
A: Oh! Ah.. you can
Oł! Ee..ciągle możesz
Woman: YAY!!
JEJ!!
Weeeee!
Weeee!
A: NOT!
NIE!
HIYA!
HAAAAA-JA!
Justice served!
sprawiedliwości stała się zadość!
Narrator: MANSPIDER!
MAJENSPADYYYYR
Lady: Spiderman!
Spiderman!
A: MANSPIDER!
MANSPIDER!
Narrator: MANSPI-DER!
MYYYYNSPIIDER
Boy: Spiderman!
Spiderman!
A: MANSPIDER!
MANSPIDER!
Narrator: MANSPE-DER!
MENSPAAJJJER
Old man: Manspider!
Manspider!
A: Spiderman!
SPIDERMAN!
Oh..Shi..
O...chole...
Narrator: MAHSPAH!
MANSPAAAAAA
A: Finally, some real crime!
W końcu jakaś prawdziwa zbrodnia!
Hey punks! Why don't you pick on someone your own size!
Ej gnoje! Czemu nie uderzycie do kogoś swojego wzrostu!
Bully #1: Uh.. We are!
Ee..Uderzamy
Bully #2: Yeah!
Taa!
He's roughly the same height and weight as us.
On jest prawie tego samego wzrostu i wagi co my.
A: If you two want to fight, you just bought yourself a one way ticket to the hospital!
Jeśli chcecie się bić, to właśnie zafundowaliście sobie bilet w jedną stronę do szpitala!
Bully #1: Oh no! Spiderman gonna hurt us.
O nie! Spiderman zaraz nas skrzywdzi.
(laugh)
(śmiech)
A: The name... is... MANSPIDER!
Nazywam...się...MANSPIDER!
ERRR.... (slow motion)
YYYYYYY (Zwolnione Tempo)
Billy: Yeah heee!
Tak!
Rescue: Guys 51-50, we need 50C4X stat!
Chłopaki 51-50, potrzebne nam są wyniki 50C4X!
Mommy!
Mamusiu!
Narrator #2: So ends the brief tale of Manspider. Hopefully we'll never see or hear from him ever again.
Więc tak o to kończy się krótka historia Manspider'a. Mamy nadzieje że już go nie zobaczymy, ani nie usłyszymy o nim nigdy więcej.
AH!!!
AAAAAAAA!
Narrator #1: MANSIPDERP!
MEENSPAJJ DERP
To see deleted scene and bloopers
By obejrzeć usunięte sceny i aftersceny
click the link in the description below
KLIKNIJ W LINK W OPISIE NA DOLE!
Thanks for subscribing!
Dzieki za Subskrybowanie
and we hope you enjoy this episode of Spiderman!
i mamy nadzieje że spodobał wam się ten odcinek o spiderman'ie!
A: Manspider!
Manspider!
Caption Author: PemapolMC
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