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Daddy, look at what Santa got me!
Mira papi lo que me trajo Santa.
Sweetie, that's beautiful!
Órale, mi amor. Se ve que está padrísimo.
Put it away to open after dinner.
Guardalo para que lo abras después de cenar. Sí.
-What did Santa get you? -A delicious perfume.
-¿Qué te trajo a tí Santa? -Ay, un perfume delicioso.
I got great razor blades.
A mí me trajo unas navajas de afeitar. Padrísimas.
Santa worked hard, right?
Oye, pues está en el servicio Santa, ¿eh?
Because uncle Arturo never brought presents.
Porque al tío Arturo nunca te se había regalado nada.
-That's not uncle Arturo. -What?
-Ese no es el tío Arturo. -¿Cómo?
It's your cousin Guillermo.
Es tu primo Guillermo.
But my cousin Guillermo is with his girlfriend.
Pero mi primo Guillermo está con su novia.
That's right.
Sí, es cierto.
And uncle Arturo is sleeping upstairs.
El tío Arturo está dormido ahí arriba.
-My God... -Oh, no...
-Ay, Dios mío. -Ay, no...
What is it?
¿Qué?
Don't let anyone see you move your mouth,
Que no se note que estás moviendo la boca,
but there's a stranger here dressed as Santa Claus.
pero hay un desconocido sentado en nuestra sala
Ana Sofia is on his lap.
vestido de Santa Claus. Y tiene Ana Sofía en las piernas.
Oh, no...
Ay, no...
Maybe we know him, but we don't remember him.
A lo mejor sí lo conocemos pero no nos acordamos.
He's lighting a cigarette!
Se está prendiendo un cigarro, no más.
Oh, no...
Ay, no...
-No one in the family smokes. -Right.
-En la família nadie fuma. -Ok.
On three I'll stick this fork in his belly.
A la conta de trés le voy a clavar este cuchillo en la panza, ¿ok?
-You save Ana Sofia. -No, Diego, wait!
-Y tú vas a resgatar Ana Sofía. -No, Diego. ¡Espérate!
Don't leave me here.
No me dejes aquí.
He's using the carpet as an ashtray!
¡Está tirando la ceniza en la alfombra!
What? Give me that fork! Give it!
Ay, no, ¿sabés qué? Préstame el cuchillo. ¡Préstamelo!
I'll throw from here. Close his eyes.
Se lo voy a lanzar desde aqui. Tu tápale los ojos.
Your aim is crap, Lucia!
Tienes pésima puntería, Lucía ¡Ya!
Hi!
¡Hola!
Keep eating. Nothing is happening.
Sigues comiendo. Es como que no pasa nada.
Relax, we all know.
Tranquilo, ya todos saben.
-We believe he has a gun. -Yeah?
-Creemos que está armado. -¿Sí?
Yes. My friend who's a cop is coming over.
Sí. Le dije a un amigo mío policía que ya viene para cá.
Bruno went to get dressed as an elf.
Bruno subió a disfrazarse de duendecito.
-Why? -He grabbed my insulin.
-¿Qué va a ser? -Le dí mi inyección de insulina.
He'll induce a hyperglycemic episode and faint.
Va a provocar un ataque hiperglucémico y se va a desmaiar.
Let's go, let's go!
¡Vamos, vamos, vamos!
Let's go! Let's go! You're under arrest!
¡Vamos, vamos! Le tenemos que arrestar.
I didn't do anything!
-¡Anda! -¡Yo no hice nada, no hice nada!
Stop, stop, stop, stop!
¡Alto, alto, alto, alto!
Uncle Luisito?
¿Tío Luisito?
It's uncle Luisito, everyone!
¡Es el tío Luisito, familia!
Thank God! I didn't recognize him with the costume.
Gracias a Dios. No lo reconocí con ese disfraz.
Oh, no... Listen.
Ay, no... Oigan.
Wasn't uncle Luisito dead?
¿Pero que no el tío Luisito ya estaba muerto?
Let me go, man!
¡Suéltame, cabrón!
-Officer, want some turkey? -No, thanks. I'm vegan.
-Oficial, ¿un poquito de pavo? -No, muchas gracias.
Okay.
-Soy vegano. -Ah, ok.
Captain, do you want more wine?
Capitán, quieres más vino?
Wait, wait.
Espérese, espérese.
This guy dressed as a cop didn't come with us.
Ese tipo que está ahí vestido de policía no vino con nosotros.
Don't make any sudden movements.
Así que le recomiendo que no haga movimientos bruscos.
I've talked to Interpol. He's wanted in 16 countries.
Ya consulté la Interpol y lo están buscando en 16 países.
So be quiet.
Así que chitón, chitón.
Captain, do you want some dessert?
Capi, ¿un postrecito?
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