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29.970 MOSFILM Second Artistic Association Operation 'Y' and other adventures of Shurik
OPERATION ''Y'', OR SHURIK'S OTHER ADVENTURES Children up to 16 years old are admitted Authorized to the children until 16 years Alexander DEMYANENKO as Shurik
Written by Ya. KOSTYUKOVSKY, M. SLOBODSKOY, L. GAIDAI Directed by Leonid GAIDAI Director of Photography Konstantin BROVIN Production Designer A. BERGER
Music by A. ZATSEPIN Conductor - V. VASSILYEV PARTNER Bully - A. SMIRNOV, Foreman - M. PUGOVKIN, Policeman - V. BASOV With: E. GELLER, R. ZELYONAYA, V.URALSKY, G.AKHUNDOV, S.AGEYEVA
Bus stop ''Knitted Wear Factory'' Seats for passengers with children and invalids - Sit down, daughter. - It is nothing, nothing, thanks, please seat. - Please, be seated, dear. - No, thank you. You sit.
- Citizen, free this place, get up! - If I get up, you will lay upon me . Mister, let her sit. Stand up! If I stand up, you'll lie down. Citizen, these places are specially for children and invalids.
Mister, these seats are reserved for children and invalids. Is she a child or an invalid? - And she's what, a child or an invalid? - She qualifies to become a mother. - She's an expecting mother. - And I'm an expecting father.
- And I qualify to become an father! - But, that's nonsense! What nonsense are you talking? Here comes an invalid. - There's exactly an invalid. - So, an invalid. - What will you say now?
An invalid! What do you say now? - Excuse me... - Well, if that's the law! - The law it's the law! - Please sit down. Please, be seated.
Thank you very much. Ah, you hooligan! Now you will be really blind. So you can see... Not for long now! - Do you corroborate it? - Yes, we do.
- You will testify about this ? - We will testify! We will testify. So you're the victim... So ... it means that you Poterpevshii ... - You work at a construction site? - Part time.
- You are working in house building? - I was working. - What do you mean? - I'm a student. - What signifies "I was working"? - I'm studying now in the Polytechnical Institute. Student!
You're a student! Fifteen days of obligatory community work! 15 days of arrest! Dear alcoholics,
All right, citizens alcoholics, parasites , hooligans , hooligans and parasites... Who wants to work today? Where do you wish to work?
By now are requested: - Sand pit -2 persons. Today we have assignments for a sand pit - two persons. - Stone Career - 2 persons.
Read out the whole list, please. - Announce entire list, please. - Sand pit - 2 persons. Sand pit - two persons, street cleaning - three persons. Cleaning of streets - 3 person.
The Meat Combinat ... Meat-processing factory... today... sent in no summons. ...By now they did not send any requests.
There's an assignment for construction of an apartment house, a cement plant... There are requests on constructing of dwelling house , Cement factory ... Anything for a wine distillery? And on Alcohol Factory no?
Police Foreman's office Construction site No. 61 Please. Please...
Watch your step... With caution. First of all, I want you to meet our wonderful collective of workers, First of all, I want to acquaint you with our marvelous team ,
into which you'll be temporarily integrated. In which you're temporarily spending your sentence. - For how long will he be integrated? - For full fifteen days. - On how many they've sentenced him comrade? - On complete, 15! - Aha! One and a half decade.
Half a month. Great! Goodbye. See you soon. - Don't be late with my lunch. - Sure. - Do not be late with our dinner! I'm sure that this half month
I'm sure that this one and a half decade will pass in a friendly climate and we'll spend in an atmosphere of friendship and mutual understanding. Complete understanding. - Yeah. Well...
It's cork... A present from Africa. Cork. It's a gift from Africa. Yes! This way please. This way please. Use your imagination and visualize a living complex to be erected here...
By force of imagination represent yourself what block will be build here. In it alone there will be installed 740 gas ranges, Only in this one will be installed 740 gas cookers , exactly 740 times as many as our whole city had before 1913.
Namely in 740 times more, than was into entire city till 1913 year. Please! Please! Well... Just a minute... It's all right!
Romanticism. And if to take for each storey all amount of works, representing our work Isn't it romantic? If we take the total of all floor work done by us in the 1st quarter, For 1 quarter, and if you put these floors one on another we shall receive a building ,
and stack those floors one upon the other, we'll get a building That will be 2 times higher, than worldwide known Eifel tower , twice as tall as the world-renowned Eiffel Tower, Or much higher above, than the distinguished 'Notre Dame de Paris'.
or thrice as tall as the famous Notre Dame de Paris... which means, as translated from French, the Cathedral of Paris Mother of God. This means - The Cathedral of Paris, 'Mother of God'. - What, what mother? - Whose mother? - Paris... Mother of God...
Paris. 'Mother of God'. I ask. Please! Our BAT has built the amount of living space
Our construction site built such quantity net room area which is equal one such that equals all the living space of a city like Chita, City, as Chita, 10 times as Khvalynsk or 32 times as Kryzhopolyam. of ten cities like Khvalynsk, or thirty-two towns like Kryzhopol.
It makes you gasp when you think... Spirit captures in one think that ... ...than in America. Therefore, you too can contribute your small share ...than in America. Thus , and you will be able bring feasible
Mite in labor to the finishing of our assembly management. to the glorious labor deeds of our BAT. ''BAT'' is a building and assembling trust. - What trust? - Assembling trust.
- What-what management? - Assembly management. - I'm ready! - I'm ready! - Thank you. Well... Shurik!
Shurik! - Yes, Pavel Stepanovich! - Shurik, here's your work partner! - Yes, Pal Stepanych? - All right, Sanya, here is your partner. At last, Pavel Stepanovich! Thank you.
Finally, Pal Stepanych, thanks! - All right, now we shall work. - We'll do our best. Now we shall work. We'll work well together!
I can see you two will get on. Get up, Shurik. All right, I see, you'll do your best. Stand up, Shurik. I wish you successes in labor and much happiness in personal life. I wish you many successes in your work and happiness in personal life!
I thank for your attention. Thank you for your attention. Listen, did you have accidents on to construction here? Listen, have you had any accidents here?
- No. None so far. - You'll have them. Come on. - No, so far was none. - Will be... soon... ...forgive him God! O Lord, be merciful... O Lord, be merciful...
...forgive him God! - What there? - Tss! - What is in there? - Quiet! Where have you been? I'm looking for you everywhere.
Listen, where you vanish? I searched for you all the building. Work costs. - No work is being done! - No work done, but time is ticking. Work costs, and term goes. Do not forget, you have your accounting in rubles, and mine - in arrest days. Your work is counted in money, and mine in days.
Keep our streets clean! Shurik, how is your partner? - Well, Shurik, how is your partner? - He's re-educated. - It is excellent. - Being rehabilitated. - Fine.
But why whisper? - He sleeps. - Sleeps?! - Why do you whisper? - He's sleeping. Sleeping?! At the time, where our spaceship travel into the expanses of universe ...
As our spaceships plow the Universe... ...And not without reason all continents applaud to the workers of our 'Bolshoy' ballet ... Not surprising that all continents are applauding our Bolshoi Ballet... ...Popular wisdom - patience and the job learns Everyone will grind - One!
...As folk wisdom teaches us, little strokes fell great oaks! Work is done, time for fun! A cat in gloves catches no mice! Finished matter - walk safely - Two! Work it's not a wolf - in forest not ... No, this not recommended ...
Don't do today what you can... No, that's not it... I have enough! Don't give a damn! - And the compote? - The compote!
- And the compote? - Compote! - Hands ... - What? - Washed? - A... Yes, yes, yes. Your hands... have you washed them? Oh, yes...
Well... now to the sand pit! So ... Now, to the sand pit! - Shall we begin?.. - Bon appetite! - All right-with, let's eat ... - Bon appetit.
What's that? - What? - He who doesn't work he eats well. I say: Who does not work - that eats. Study it student! Learn from me, student!
Look here, student... In my opinion, student, now the people needs more softly methods, and to see clearer on questions ... One should treat people gently now, and have a broader view of things.
You think it's me who got fifteen days of work? What do you think, why they gave to me 15 days? No, it's us who got fifteen days. Because they gave 15 days to me. And for what?
And for what purpose? For you to educate me... So that you educate me... And that I get a higher moral stature. and for me to develop my conscience... Come on, spin your yarn
All right, teach me, how space ships are sailing ...the "Bolshoy" theater... about spaceships plowing... the Bolshoi Theatre. And I'll take a nap... And I'll sleep.
Correctly ... And chase these flies. Right. Keep the flies away. - You did that?! - A fly. - Well done ! What are you doing?
- A fly. - Good for you. Got stuck, four-eyes? And, again, what's for? This only an advance payment. All right now! All right, student, get ready.
It was only an advance. That's it! Get prepared, student, soon they will put a wooden mackintosh on you, Soon you'll put on a wooden Mackintosh and in your house will play and music will be playing in your house, but you'll never hear it...
Music ... But you will not hear it. Give me some water! Water! Thanks.
Thank you. Stand up, I shall kill you... Student! Wait, I'm going to whack you, student! This's pure hooliganism! You'll receive 15 days!
This is hooliganism! You'll get fifteen days. I'll file a complaint against you. Consider, I shall complain! - You'll let me free? No. - And that's for?
- Are you going to beat me? - No. What, then? To educate you. For your educational work.
- Are you a Komsomol member, Shurik? - Yes, I am. - Shurik ... You are member of the 'Komsomol'? - Yes. - This is not our method. This is not one of our methods. What about humanism? Brotherhood? Where is the humanism? Where is the person to person touch? Understand, Shurik, at the time, when
Can't you understand, Shurik, that as spaceships are plowing... Spaceship, as you know, sails ... - How can I call you? - What's your name? - Fedya... And you're Shurik. - Fedya ... and you are Shurik ... - Are you married? - Yes, my wife is Liubushka
- Are you married? - Yes. I have a wife, Lyuba, and two kids, Lenochka and Alyoshka. And two children - Lenochka and Aleshka. - Signifies family exist. - It is. - So you've got a family? - Yes.
- And how old are you? - Forty one. - And how old are you? - 41 . Listen, Shurik, don't do it! Can't you forgive me, Shurik?
I promise to be good. I no longer will do it. - No, it's necessary, Fedya ... It's necessary! No, Fedya, I'll do it. I have to. Mummy.
Mama! Mama! Mummy. Mama!
Mummy. Dear alcoholics, parasites and hooligans... All right, citizens alcoholics, hooligans , parasites. - Who wants to work? - I do!
Who wants to work? - I! - Wait. Wait. Today we have assignments... For the sand pit - two persons... By now requests: Sand pit - 2 persons. - I! - Yes, you wait!
- I do! - Wait, I said! Announce entire list, please. Will you read out the whole list, please? Signifies so - Cement factory ... - I!
- So, the cement plant... - I do! - Coal loading... - I do! - Coal loading ... - I! Cleaning of stables ... - I! - Stables cleaning... Besides... - I do!
It is besides ... - I! - But just wait a minute, citizen. Wait, mister! For you we've got a special assignment. For the full fifteen days. Your personal order for all 15 days is already completed. Take it!
He's yours! Hallucination STRANGE IMPRESSION N. SELEZNYOVA as Lida, V.RAUTBART as Professor, V.PAVLOV as Oak
With V. NOSIK, V. GEORGIYU, N.GITSEROT, Z.FYODOROVA, S.ZHIRNOV Silence ! Examination Quiet! Examination is on! Polytechnic Institute
- Took it? - Yes I took it! - How much? All right? - 5! - Have you passed? - Yes. - What's your mark? - Five. - Give me your summary or I'll flunk. - I gave it to those guys to read.
- Give me the abstract ... I must red it. - No, I gave it to the guys, so they must not read. Can be overturned! You may turn it over now. Ticket number 7, first question ...
Question No.7, part one: The principle of synchrophasotron operation. The principle of work of a sychrophasotron. Kostya, how you hear me? How loud? Kostya, do you read me?
Do you read me? Over. How you hear me? Reception. Understood, understood. I hear you normally , Roger. I read you well.
The answer to Part one, Question 7. I respond to 1st question of 7th ticket. At the basis of work of a synchrophasotron The underlying principle... It's put the principle of acceleration of nuclear partcles by a magnetic field.
of synchrophasotron operation is the electrostatic acceleration of the particles by a magnetic field... ...By a field. We go further. By a field... Now we go on...
Oak! - Ok! You've got the abstract? - There are no abstracts, do not impede. - Do you have a summary? - No, I don't. Don't bother me. - What are you listening to? - Van Cliburn! Get lost!
- And what are you listening at? - Van Kliborn. Go! Library - Hi! - Hi! - You have it? - What? - Do you have it? - What?
Yes, I've asked you already. You know, what I have asked you before! - Pay atention, citizen. - Do not distract. - Forgive, please. - Be careful, please! - Don't get distracted!
Excuse me... Next stop: Garden Street. - Following Sadovaya! - Ours, let's go! Come on, we're getting off.
Take it! Take. For whom? To whom?
Salut, aunt Zoya. Give me, please, the key. Hi, aunt Zoya! Will you give me the key, please? - You have today an examination! - Still remains 3 whole hours. Don't you have an exam today?
Yes. I've got three hours before it. We're going to study with my friend. While shall work with my girl-friend. Mustard... - Mustard! - Yeah!
It's so hot... Don't turn it over. Don't! Not overturn. Ira, unzip it, please. Ira, unbutton.
It's too hot. Strip! It's hot! Undress. It's time. We must go.
Quiet! The examination is on! Well, have you passed? - All right, how much? - 4! Four!
- You hear that? - It is quiet. - It is clear. What's the matter? - Calm down! - I see. Take a question.
Take a ticket! Professor, may I take another one? - Professor, it's possible another? - Please. Go ahead.
- And still another? - Go on. - It's still posible another? - Take! Now you! - The same! - What signifies "the same"?
- What do you mean, ''now you''? - Excuse me, Professor. - Oh, will you forgive me, professor. - No more, this time you will forgive. No, you excuse me. You'd better come some other time. Will come next time. - I understand.
I've gone too far. A beautiful woman's heart is given to treachery... The heart of a beuty is inclined to change and change ... Time, two, three, I give a test. One, two, three... It's a test...
Kostya, do you read me? Three, two, one... Over! Kostya, how you hear me? Three, two, one, reception! - How do you do, professor. - How do you do. - How do you do, Professor. - How do you do.
- What's with you? - My ear hurts. Are you all right? I have an ear ache. - And this will not disturb you? - No, professor, do not worry.
- Can you take an exam with this? - Yes, I can. Don't worry, Professor. It will only help. No noise will distract me. To the contrary, it helps. No noise can distract from examination. And why this? Do you celebrate something today?
And this in connection with what? It means you have today some kind of celebration? Examinations... for me... are always celebrations , Professor. To me... each examination... is a celebration, Professor.
It's creditable. Very good. That's, please ... the ticket! Take a question, please.
Ticket number 9. Reception! Question No. 9... Over! - What you said? - What? - What reception? - What did you say? - What?
- Why ''over''? - I said I'm overjoyed... I've said not 'reception', but I said Ticket 9, and receive it as a task. At the question and its mathematical problem. I see. Go get ready.
- Clearly. Go prepare. - It is quite well. All right. Oak, do you copy? Do you read me? Hey, where are you? How you hear me? The burdock has not guessed?
Did that fool suspect something? Here's the answer to Part One, Question 9. I dictate replying to first question of 9th ticket. Means so ... - What's the matter? - Something wrong with my ear.
- What's with you? - It shoots in my ear! Means so. For your invention - 5, and as to the subject matter - nothing. All right then... I'll give you 5 for your ingenuity, and for the subject I'll give you ''unsatisfactory''.
Of course, the professor is a fool, but he's got the equipment. Professor, of course, I've cheated , but the equipment in it... Do you copy? Do you read me? How you hear me? How you hear me?
- Here. - Thank you very much. - Yes, I hear you. - Many thanks! Shurik! Kharkov
- How much? - 5... Have you passed? - Who is she? - Where? - There ...she's floating - Who is that? - Where?
Over there... floating. Oh, that's Lida, from the parallel group. A, she is Lidka from the parallel class! Lida...
Lida ... The wonderful girl ... An amazing girl... Why have I never seen her before? Why did I not saw her earlier? - You want I shall acquaint?
- Want me to introduce you? - No. - No... no! - Yes, you do! Lida! Oh, come on... Lida! May I speak to you for a minute?
It is possible for you one minute? - What did you get? - Five! - Took it? - Took! - How much? - 5! - I congratulate! - Thanks! - Congratulations! - Thanks.
Meet my friend here. - Get acquainted! - Lida! - Petya! E-e-e, Sasha! - Lida. - Petya... Oh no, Shurik. Lida.
Lida! If you please... Please. Well, I'll be going.
I went. - Well, here is me and my house. - You live here? - At the 5th floor... Now I'm home. - Do you live here? - My windows are over there.
You have a good area. I was never around. This is a very good neighborhood. I've never been here before. - Do not fear! - There are, maybe, new tenants. And how I shall pass? - Don't be afraid. - It must be the new neighbors' dog.
- How shall I get home now? - It's easy. A diversionary maneuver. It's very simple. The distracting maneuver. I will call the dog towards me , - I'll distract the dog, and you go. - All right. And you run fast to the house. - It's quite well.
Doggy! Jack! Jack... Jack! The lady... is smoke... vanished! Smokey... Blondie... Blackie!
Blackie! Doggy! Doggy! Doggy! Vanished! More... just a little bit... a bit more... Go! Ok, go!
Don't lose hope. You have at you, casually, some sausages? - I have, but 'doctor's' ones. - Do you have sausage by any chance? - I do. It's bologna. Come on, give me some.
It was bologna, it will be mortadella. - It was doctor's... but became amateur... - And what is that? - Sleeping pills. - What's that? - Sleeping pills. - Will they hurt him? - No, they're harmless.
- And it's not... - No, absolutely harmless. Let's begin. Doggy! No, it's for our doggy... Doggy! No, Bobiku... Bob!
Well here, through 3 minutes will come a deep healthy sleep. Here please! In three minutes he will be in deep sleep. Look. Ah, you don't want to?
Akh so! All right we else shall see, who of whom. Right away. We'll see who wins here. Just a minute... - And how will you get back? - Further we do so: on my signal - How are you going to leave now? - We'll do it this way.
On my signal you open the door, but remember, after my signal. You open the entrance door, but remember , only to my signal. Hold this. Hold it. Let's take our positions.
Get ready, so. Open it! Open! That's it! But you'll have to walk up.
- That's all. As early it worked. Only now it is necessary to go by stairs. - Not a problem, lift frequently spoils. I'm used to it. Our elevator is often out of order. Thank you. - Goodbye. - Goodbye, Lida. - It was nice meeting you. - For me, too. Goodbye.
- I'm very happy to get acquainted with you . - I am too, good-bye. Goodbye. - Sasha! What's happen to you? - Where? - Here is! Shurik! What's that?
- Where? - There. - The dog! - Get to my flat, I shall sew it up. - No,for the first time in your house and i'm in such... - That dog! - Come with me. I'll mend it. - No, I can't go like this... - Come on.
- No, we must go. - On no account, no. - No, no way. - Come on. - You left our things unattended! - Rex is there. He'll keep watch. - It's my throat... - Your throat?
...and my throat that hurts. - Your throat? What about your head? ...without brains! - Without brains... - And your brainless head. - And my brainless head. - Hello. - Hello. How was your exam? - How do you do! - All right, took it? - 5! - Well done!
- I've got 5. - Good girl! - And your friend? - I don't know. - And your 'girl-friend'? - I do not know... let's go! - Good-bye! - Come on. - Goodbye.
Turn around. I'll sew it. Now, turn around, I shall sew up. - No, I'd better do it myself. - As you wish. - No, better give it to me. - Here is please.
Well, I'll leave you alone. All right, I shall not stir... - Lida! Everything is fine! - Right away! Lida! Everything's all right.
Coming. Lida, you know, what is my most beloved poem of Yaroslav Smelyakova? Lida, you know what poem by Yaroslav Smelyakov I like best? - What? - Sit here and listen.
- Which one? - Listen. A line of small, white-painted houses, Along small cabins white acacia sweet flowers smell. The fragrant acacias' smell.
Good girl Lida In southern street lives. And here, on South-West Road, Lives Lida, a wonderful gal. In a windows glass being reflected As to world goes not hurrying ... She goes about unhurried, As would her reflection infer...
What? Have you forgotten it? ...And further forgot? She goes about unhurried, As would her reflection infer. In windows glass being reflected As to world goes not hurrying ...
- A wonderful gal who's called Lida... - And what's so good about her? Good girl Lida... - And why she is so good? The answer you'll get from a young boy That lives in a house close by. Ask about it the boy, What in house opposite lives ,
He with this name lays down And with name this rises. That name's on his lips when he rises, That name is his night lullaby. Upon the concrete, solid pavement, Still bearing her steps so rare, Not without reason on stone plates , Where the lovely boot went
"Good girl Lida" In blue paint he wrote. ''A wonderful, dear girl, Lida'', He wrote in an act of despair. Can touch people boy's Little obstinate fervor.
The boy's stubborn, amorous ardor May only move our hearts. The same way might Pushkin been enamoured... So Pushkin's love should be... So... - What with you? - No, nothing. On what I stopped? - On Pushkin.
- What's wrong? - Nothing. - Where was I? - About Pushkin. Yes, Pushkin... Yes and... yes... Pushkin... there are miracles , There are forest wanders ...the 'rusalka'...
What marvels there! A mermaid sitting... Excuse me, what mermaid? - Stop it, what marmaid, Sasha? - On branches hangs ... Lays ... Lying... high in a tree...
I think you have overworked. In my opinion, you have studied too much May I... No... I haven't overworked,
No, I have not studied too much. It's ... it's something else... Lida, I'd like to ask you a serious question. Lida, I wish to set you one Serious question.
It's very important to me. Is very important for me. - Ok. Go ahead, ask it. Does it ever happen to you? You come somewhere for the first time,
Just happened to you this: you come in a place like this for the first time, and to you it seems , and it seems that you already were here, and all it's familiar to you: subjects, smells, sounds. but you feel as if you've already been here? Everything looks familiar, objects, smells, sounds...
You have experienced this? - No, newer. I always remember, where I was, when and with whom. - Does it ever happen to you? - No, never. I always remember where I've been, when and with whom. It seems I have such experience.
And to me, I think, it happens. Even now I have a strange impression I was here before. Here and now it seems to me that I was here already. - Are you well, Sasha ?! - What do you mean, Shurik? - Yes, I've already seen all this.
Yes-yes, I saw everything already. Look... I'm going... to open... this curtain, Now I shall draw aside this curtain , And find a crystal jug!
and behind it, there will be a crystal decanter. Was! I was here before! Shurik! It means you're a psychic!
- Sasha! So you are a telepathist! Like Volf Messing! - You think? - Volf Messing! - You think so? - Precisely! And let's try ... - Let's. - Absolutely! Let's try it. - All right.
You leave the room, You leave this room... I write on a paper a desire ... and I will write down my wish, and then we'll check it. And when you will return, I shall mentally order you to grant my desire ...
When you come back, I'll order you, in my mind, to execute my wish. - All right? - All right. - Can we? - Let's do it. 'Look for the velvet mouse'
Find the teddy bear. Lida. Come in! Enter! - Did I got it? - Almost.
Did I guess it right? Almost. Then I shall try again? Let's try it again, okay?
It's time. Need more practice. - Till tomorrow. - No, the day after tomorrow. - Till tomorrow. - No, till the day after tomorrow. The day after tomorrow I have examination. - Me too.
- My exam is on the day after tomorrow. - Mine, too. - Tomorrow I'll be studying. - Me, too. - I shall prepare tomorrow... - Me too. So the day after tomorrow, after the examination?
- Signifies the day after tomorrow, after examination? - Yes, the day after tomorrow after examination ... Yes, the day after tomorrow, after the examination. OPERATION ''Y'' Operation 'Y'
Yu. NIKULIN as Booby, G. VITSIN as Coward, Ye. MORGUNOV as Experienced V. VLADISLAVSKY as Depository Director M. KRAVCHUNOVSKAYA as Granny Zarechensk Farmers' Market You just moved in? Culture calls!
Citizens new settlers! Implement culture : Hang plastic 'coverages'. Hang smart rugs On freshly painted walls. No modernism! No abstractionism! Neither modernism, neither abstractionism ,
Protect your walls from mildew, And yourself from rheumatism! It preserves the walls from humidity , You - from rheumatism. Hurry! Be smart! Buy fine art! Don't go, scurry, buy painting.
I recommend this classical subject, ''Mermaid''. I shall recommend, classic plot "Rusalka", as to the opera with the same name, Based on the titular opera. Music by Dargomyzhsky, lyrics by Pushkin. Music by Dargomyzhsky, words by Pushkin. - Shame!
- Shameless! - Just a minute. We have a neutral subject, There is an entirely neutral plot , recommended even to usage recommended for use even in children's institutions.
In children's establishments. It is please. Oh, not that, will forgive, here is ...take it. No, not this... Just a second... Excuse me... Here, please. Give it to me.
Have it wrapped. If you're a very good kid, You will have a lot of sweet! How are you? Wind up, quick!
Be short. It's a serious matter. We've got a job to do. - Where's that disabled person? - Quiet! I'm the disabled person. - Where is this pretended invalid? - Do not bluster, I'm invalid.
Depository Director S.D. Pastukhov - What do we have here... - Not we, you... - Here is what we have on today's day. - Not we, just you. - What'll save us from the inspection? - Not us, you...
- What can save us from the audit : - Will forgive, not us, just you! Only a robbery can save us from the inspection! From the audit can save us only a robbery! - With breaking and entering? - Of course, with breaking!
- With break-in or without? - Well, naturally with break-in. Article 89, paragraph 2: Article 89, location 2 - till six years old. Will not go. up to six years. No, no way...
So, the robberies will not go. But there will be no robbery! Everything has been already stolen. Everything has been already stolen.
- Nobody succeed it before us ... - Nobody succeed it before us ... It's nothing doing. These are real trifles. It's necessary to stage a robbery. You'll just have to simulate a robbery.
You must break the cashier, penetrate Into the store, and to leave all traces of a theft You break the lock, enter the depository, leave traces of the goods being stolen and go away without taking a thing. Then gently vanish, having taken nothing. All right that, realized, at last?
Now you got it? Don't get so excited, comrade director. Do not be agitated, comrade director. People will want to find who's the guilty party, that's all. People want to understand what it's all about.
- It's only natural. - And legal. - This natural! - It is legal! This is something new for us, an unfamiliar ground. - This new matter is not mastered by us. - It is exact, not mastered.
Right, unfamiliar. Don' get excited. Therefore, here is this measure... Tell us, please, this action...
or... to put it better... operation... Or, how better to say, .. .operation... Y! ''Y''. Operation "Y"!
Operation ''Y''. Why ''Y''? Why "Y"? Why ''Y''?
- Why "Y"? - In order to nobody sniff it. So that no one could guess. Idiot! Idiot!
All right, get down to business. All right, now back to the matter. To first of all it's necessary To neutralize the guard ... You'll have to neutralize the guard... - Not we, you. - No, this time it's you!
- Not to us, but to you. - This time it's namely you! - Yes? - Yes! - Really? - Really. But what is exactly 'to neutralize'? What do you mean, ''neutralize''?
Article 193, paragraph 2. - Article 193, location 2. Till three years old. Will not go. - No, will not go. - Up to three years. No way! - No, no way! There will be no need for...
Neither ... The guard is gently put to sleep with chloroform and tied up, The guards love to be put asleep with chloroform and that's done. without being inflicted any bodily harm.
- Legally, the whole operation... - ''Y''! All the operation it's legal - But a little as shallow hooliganism. - ...is just minor hooliganism. - Minor? Mind you, for this minor hooliganism I'm paying you a lot of money.
Yes, but take into account that for this shallow hooliganism I disburse large money. I want an advance! Yes, I'll give you an advance! Is the guard strong?
And this guard is strong? On the night of the operation, the guard will be an old granny. In the operation night will serve as guard a grandmother - God help her. That's great! Isn't it?
- And she is armed? - Only with blank ammonition! Others questions exist? - Is she armed? - With blank cartridges. Any questions? - How much money? - Three hundred.
- How much? - Three hundred! - It's not serious. - No. - This is superficial! - No, will not go. - You do not know us and we do not know you. - No way. - We've never even met you.
- We're no fools. - I'll make more on my ''mermaids''. - I look stupid. - I shall earn more on 'rusalkas'. - Will not go, will not go. - Let's go. - Enough to make a cat laugh. - The dogs will went on laughters. - I mean three hundred! - Stop it!
- Three hundred, it's nothing. - Wait! Your conditions? How much do you want? - Three hundred and thirty. - A deal.
- 330! - I agree. - Each! - I agree! To each! It's a deal. Good luck!
Good bye! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop, stop, stop. What you do? Entire hour rehearsed. What are you doing?
We've been rehearsing a whole hour. I've let you ruin my own shed... To this effect I allowed the use of my own barn - and neither bray. ...with no result!
You! Here is how you should be in the proper form to approach the old lady You were supposed to approach the old woman, as if you were a passerby, and attract her attention in a simple, natural way.
And to attract its attention is simple, by the way. And you asked? - And what did you ask her? - Which way is the library? - What is the programe of the library? - At 3 hour of night! Idiot! At 3 p.m.
Idiot! And you? - All right, and you? What should you do? - Watch surroundings Stand on the lookout and, when the old woman whistles,
And announce you when the militias shows up, or the old lay wakes up. show up as a vigilante before the police arrives. - Did she whistle? - No. - But shall the old lady wake up? - No. - So what are you talking about?
So why did you barge in? - Blockhead. - I agree. - Dolt! - I agree. And you?
And you? You were supposed not to steal the bottles, but break them. You're cretin, you should not steal these bottles, but to break them. - Break them? - Yes, break them.
- Break them? - Break them. - Whole liter and half? - Whole. - Half a liter! - Half a liter. - To pieces? - Of course, to pieces. - It's not a loss? - Of course, it's a loss.
- You know what I'll do for this?.. - No, no, no... - Yes, but I insted of you ... - But! But! But! Take your places, let's do it again. Let's set all as it was , we shall pass of other reasons.
Damn it! I'm afraid - afraid - I'm afraid afraid for my nephew. Lulla-lulla-lullaby, Lullaby, my dear girl...
Birds are sleeping, fishes sleep, Little birds sleep and the fish also sleep ... - Little kids are sleepy, too... - Maria Ivanovna! - Maria Ivanovna! - Tss! What you! Lenka wake up.
Hush! You'll wake up Lena. You see... Lulla-lulla-lullaby, tell me, tell me what is up? I'm afraid - afraid - I'm afraid What's occured?
I have brought my rent to you, for the month of January. I bring you the rent for the apartment, for January. Thank you, thank you very much. You can put it on the shelf. - Thanks. Put it on the chest of drawers.
She's fallen asleep. - Lucky that you're here. - What happened? - It is quite well that you came. - Why? Right out of the blue, the director wants me to go on guard tonight.
Nobody was here, and I could not talk to my director today to replace me on guard. Olga is working a night shift, too. She didn't have time to change it. Don't worry. I'll baby-sit for you. - Do not be worried, I shall take care of Lenochka. - Thanks.
Thank you. And as ill luck would have it... And as ill luck would have it, I've put bliny batter to rise. - And also I have to look at the sin dough that I'm cooking now. - Ok, also,
I will both baby-sit and will look after the batter. But after dough cooking, go directly on guard... - All right, then I move away. - Don't worry, go in peace... - All right, I'll be on my way. Chloroform
Stand up, do not knock, wheels. Conductor, press brakes. The train, wait a bit. Stop your rumbling, the wheels. Conductor, use the brakes, I'm begging you. My dear old mama
I address to my natural mother With my last prayer Is waiting to see me, For our one final rendezvous. I like to see her with my own eyes.
Excuse me, what time is it? - What time it is? - You're what? A telephone clerk? - Are you crazy or what? - Hard to train, easy to work. Slow in moves, without difficulty in work. - Try it on him. - Ok.
- Go and train yourself... on him. - All right. Don't wait for me, dear mama, The son you admire. Do not wait for me, mummy, your good son. The son you used to have I'm no more.
Your son is not as was yesterday. I've been swallowed up By a dangerous quagmire, I've sucked a dangerous bog And my life is a gamble therefore.
And my life - it's an eternal game. Can you tell me how many degrees below now? - Can you tell me, how many degrees below zero today? - What-what? What?
- What is it with you? - I'm training. - You what? - I'm training. You'd better train... Then train yourself better ...
- ...on cats. - All right. On cats. - It's done, please. The train, wait a bit, stop your rumbling, the wheels. Stand up, do not knock, wheels. It's time to look the fate in eyes.
We still have the time to change what's due. It's not yet too late... It's not so far too late To us to make halt. to get off the train, huh?
Conductor, use the brakes, I'm begging you. Conductor, press brakes. Enough of merrymaking. Wait to walk!
Well... it's time. All right, it's about time! On work! Let's get to work! I can't cope with it. It's some nightmare!
Nothing to do. This is a nightmare. Maria Ivanovna! You'd better get back home! Maria Ivanovna, I beg you , go home! Oh, what am I going to do?
Go, and I'll guard it for you. - Yes go, I'll take the guard for you. - It is all right, I'm in a hurry. All right, I'll be back soon. Here, take it. - I'll be right back... - Don't worry.
Do not be worried, Maria Ivanovna , everything will be all right. Everything will be all right. If anything, just whistle. Like that. - In case of need, just whistle. - Aha. - All right, I went.
Here. I'd better be going. Gandma'! Do you have a smoke? - What? Granny! You got a match?
What? - And where is the old lady? - I am for it. - You? - Yes. - Where's the granny? - I'm substituting for her. - You? - Yes.
Are you all right? What with you? Who is there? Who's here?
- Who are you? - I'm the guard. - You who such? - The guard. - And where is the old lay? - I am for it. - Where's the granny? - I'm substituting for her. - Where's the exit? - Over there... Hands up!
- And where is the exit? - It is there ... Hands upwards! - Who gave a whistle? - I did. - Who whistles? - I. - Where's the granny? I'm a vigilante. - And I'm the guard. Let's tie him up.
- And where is the old lady? - And you who? - I'm from the Milita! And you? - The guard. It's done, let's to bind it. - Him? This one? Ah, my friend...
A... Friend ... Damn you... Accursed thief of socialist property. You, blackguard! ...You plunderer of Socialist property!
Run and call the police. I'll keep watch over him. Run, call the Militia, and I will watch him. - If anything, give a whistle. - All right. - In case of need - you whistle. - It is all right.
- Where's the telephone? - On the corner, two blocks away. - And where is the phone? - It's an automaton at the corner, 2 streets away. - Get up! Get up! - Where am I? - Get up, get up. - Where I am?
Let's get to the car quick, get up! Leave it, faster to the car, get up. Comrade vigilante! - Have you called them already? - No. Do you have a coin?
- What, you've done this? - None else, do you have a piece of 2 kopeks? Dial 02 for police, no coin needed. Militia it's "02", without coin. Get up!
Take ... You shut up! Wake up! - Excuse me, which way the restroom? - No time for that! - Can you tell me, where is the toilet? - Found! - Thanks.
Thank you. Out of order Move it! The police will be here any minute. Let's do it quick, now shall come the militia!
Hands up! Hands upwards! Snuff The End
Subtitles by qDoN'2007
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